I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

My Linktr.ee

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.