imma horse imma horse

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

Praise the two sisters and their lights of guidence they bestow upon their subjects.

There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

"Be a gentleman. And a scholar. And a beast."

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Dyslexic Engineer & writer of poetry / short stories

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

"'Time isn't kind or unkind,' you like to say, but I wonder to who, and what it is you're saying today."

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

aerospace engineer in development, bassline scientist, failure at writing

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Grammar Marxist? Prose to the proletariat! Seize the means of communication!

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I don't do much here.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

Don't mind me; just a storyteller passing through.

Not Needed

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"You are a weird combo of Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Belle." -Ausbrony "You're actually Discord, aren't you?" -Ausbrony, again

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.” - George R. R. Martin

Alpacas are awesome!

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

Apparently I'm fimfiction's resident esperantist. Feel free to PM me your questions.

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

male with female friend

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Yes

Fate fell short

I will judge you mercilessly.

Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.