This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

To say I am a bitch would be an understatement, trust me.

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

WHO AM I?!?

I'm a lover of wolves and ponies... Anything else?

Does this look infected to you?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Just another teenage wanabee fanfiction writer, though I personally hope to do my best in whatever story I write! Fan of all kinds of art, especially music, books and animation. Chinese and gay.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Why hello there. I love Pewdiepie, Gamechaps, Yogscast, Ponies and Pokemanz

I've been told I always have a comment on everything. I take that as a compliment to my quick wits.I'm an editor on FF, if you need any help, give a shout. Sincerely Yours The Cake Devil

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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)

I primarily make YouTube videos, but I like to write too. This is where my pony writing goes. Typically adventure or dark, lots of OCs, consistent updates not guaranteed, batteries not included.

I desire nothing but the pain and suffering of nothing.

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

Why are you reading this?

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Spike being best pony transcends time.

☭Join the Party☭

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I don't even English at all.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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