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[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
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2347559
Damnit... I need to focus less on the comedy and more on the offensive content next time.
Next chapter
2347564 next chapter for sure
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Continue.
Add lesbians.
And Dude. It's Easter. Have some respect,
2347942 Well if you can't beat'em join them. I stopped reading after the priests came in with the lube.
2347967 Nice one.
2347935
I realize it's easter, I am catholic too, but ya know what ya gotta laugh at your own beliefs, you just have to.
2348068 Your right. I sure hope Celestia can take back Equestria form the Vatican before they "baptise" all the foals in ponyville.
2348097
Celestia and Luna were converted and are now nuns.
2348133 Then I guess Shining and Cadence will have to go save the day guns a blazing. iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/198276%20-%20animated%20artist-peteflavey%20cadance%20Cadence%20gun%20GUNS%20more_dakka%20shining_armor.gif
Unless they become been converted two.
Quick Get the changelings.
I am confused as to why Scootaloo is tagged, but not Snips.
Also, to answer your question, I have no idea.
Oh... and I thought you're sane. Guess I'm wrong.
I'm a Catholic, sitting in front of my computer, reading this kind of stories... and then laughing my sides off.
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Mai God.
This was amazingly rude and tasteless. Achievement: UNLOCKED.
Thumbs up for sheer effrontery.
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2348668
That gif was a thousand time smore entertaining than this ... thing i just read
2348742 Don't get me wrong,Buuuuuuuuuuuut...........NOPE!
!LoL!
2347593 this Gif is EPIC.What is it from?
2348871
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NNNNNNNNnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...ok !LoL!
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Could be much, MUCH worse... could be a rabbi trying to give him a snip.
Baptism?
*sees sex tag*
WUT
2348223
Oh, wow, the mods didn't catch that.
This was originally supposed to be for Scootaloo but I thought it be funnier with a colt so I changed the title and stuff, must've missed that part, lol.
2347935
Oh, I was making this before your anti-foalcon group, it was just a coincidence.
2350026 Don't worry. I figured a story like this took some planing. I did read all the way threw and the grammar was really good. Everything cool.
MY BONER IS DIAMOND
2350690
?
Umm...
Erm... in the words of Jim Sterling: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Oh please don't tell me this is a story that completely rips on Christianity...if it is then the fact that this was put up on EASTER is sickening...
(Sorry :/ I get very offended if Christianity is made fun of or is taken as a joke...I don't want to sound this rude :( but I've seen how people treat Christianity these days)
2351808
Not on Christianity, there's nothing wrong with that, it's the church that I want to offend.
2351822
...uhhhhhhhhh....so I'm kinda confused...you are trying to offend the church...but not the religion...so are you trying to offend priests and people like that o.O
(I'm so confused...)
2351842
I'm making fun of the priests being pedophiles, I am catholic and believe in god, but the church is not part of my specific worship.
2351852
._.
*ThunderboltDash has left this conversation...DEEPLY OFFENDED AS HER DAD MAY BECOME A DEACON...(assuming you are including them...as they work along side priests)*
2351874
Depends on the church mostly, I'm directing towards the priests mostly since I know most religions don't let them have sex with men or females, but for some reason young boys.
Deacons I have no clue about so yeah, you're good.
2351893
*back for one second*
Erm...I've never heard of any religion that does that and Christianity certainly doesn't...(do that to young boys I mean)
2351970
Well, there are pastors in some religions who can have sex and marry.
2351985
Yes I do know that...Christianity and Catholisism (only with VERY VERY few exceptions) however are not allowed to
2352028
I have no idea why it happens, I just know it happens and it isn't as common as people make it seem.
I'm disappointed in myself for reading this
2352177
It's ok, I'm proud of you.
2350738
Diamond, you dig?
Just when god couldn't stop fucking things up in our lives this happens and ruined mlp. Religion needs to find a new hobby besides fucking things up.
2358322 Your an idiot if you took this story that literally. You can't blame religion for the wrongs of a few bad apples.
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2441195
Maybe he wasn't being serious?
2441943 I did say if.
I'm giving this a thumbs up because this is a troll fic, and it's doing its job well.
Father Abaya is best priest.