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A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)


When Twilight Sparkle returns from visiting the human world, she insists on wearing trousers. For some reason.

Spoiler: This is probably a shitfic.

Cover image credit: S. coaxed computer software to make this (probably Pony Diffusion.)

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You're right, this is a shitfic. It's meh. Not bad, not good, just meh.

This gave me a good chuckle. I always appreciate a good shitfic.

It was. But it was funny enough that I chuckled. :pinkiesmile:

Yes! I was right! it was a smartphone!

"It's my new cellphone!"

Oh you sly son of a gun. How did I not see that coming? :facehoof:

Spoiler: This is probably a shitfic.


Hah! The fabric rip was an excellent touch. n_n

As it happened, most of the mares had picked VERY high numbers, so Pinkie had won with the giggling guess she'd made the previous afternoon: "I don't think Twilight even HAS a penis! I guess zero!"

I was actually expecting her to be hiding one. :rainbowlaugh:

Lmao i was really expecting a gun tho

That was weirder than I anticipated.

Whatever. You're getting an upvote simply because the cover art is cute.

No offense, but this is kind of a dumb joke.

Well, that was a fun subversion of what I expected :rainbowlaugh:.

I'm somewhat amused that your comment up- and downvotes are likewise balanced firmly on "meh."

Just as it should be.

FUCK! I wish this was a twilight has a dick one.

I thought she was hiding a thong :trollestia:

Enjoyably silly little story. Thank you for it. Also, good work from Pinkie for predicting the twist. :raritywink:

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