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Pillowfight


Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

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Interesting story, would have preferred Paul being a stallion and not a human anymore, I can still enjoy it. I like the collar thing, I wonder if there is also a thing for a bridle and halters?

Thank you for your strory

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I like the collar thing, I wonder if there is also a thing for a bridle and halters?

That’s a fun idea, I will add a little bridle bondage to one of the future chapters, just for you. :twilightblush:

>small penis appreciation
Shut up and take my like!

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Not many stories with this fetish or trope; wish there was more of them.

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You'd expect to see a lot more of it in wish fulfillment. :derpytongue2:

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Titles get capitalized. :twilightsmile: (Most actual style guides also recommend italicizing them on top of that, but I'm too lazy so those nerds in Chicago can suck it)

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You might say that I’m... :rainbowdetermined2:
standing up for the little guy. :rainbowwild:

Seriously, I hope you like it!

It was just another day for the Royal Guard’s only two male recruits. Our “uniforms” were a few scraps of cloth and our “training” was nothing but softcore sex shows. The only power Shining Armour and I had was our ability to distract hundreds of toughened mares with a muscular flex or a homoerotic touch. And there weren’t five other stallions in all of Equestria who even had that much power.

Then why is he there? Like... Just because you want author?

Cadance patted Shining on the head like a dog. "For years, I’ve laboured tirelessly to produce an heir to the throne of the Crystal Empire. Many stallions have tried to bring me my heart’s desire. Well bred nobles, handsome actors, even Equestria’s most gifted stallion-poet. Ah, for one more night with his talented tongue — ahem. No matter.

... They were married before the empire even resurfaced... At least try to write something coherent

D-F

i'm usually fine with RGRE, but you've just cranked the stereotype part of the genre aaaall the way up and left everything else to rot in a ditch, come on dude. no downvote though since the clop's fine and also has a disclaimer for everything

you have to read this knowing its going to be cringe XD

Comment posted by parflon deleted January 10th

at this point i want a female spike to live with twilight

“Anal,” stated Rarity simply. My cock lurched and swelled inside her, only to be released and squeezed down to size a moment later by Applejack’s twat.

I never really got this. Who genuinely wants to stick their chicken leg in a place that has to be specially cleaned out first? It always seemed like more of an empty, bragging rights thing, a man being able to say 'my girl lets me stick it there, does yours?' Besides the fact that a tight, dry squeeze is rough and painful for both parties, not just the recipient, there's a spot right next door that was literally made for that.

I hate myself for liking this :facehoof:

Fav and upvote

Like a train wreck, I can't look away from this story.

I hope Paul eventually finds what he's looking for.

I'm also looking forward to him meeting Fluttershy.
"Queen Sombra" hmm. Is any other character rule 63'd? Eric? Barb?

I do very much like the demeaning and objectification, I expect that people will find it funny at first, but I would expect it to become grading over time. It would help to see how most stallions are treated that way or how they feel about it, other then Shining. I would expect it's a very wide spectrum ranging from completely meek and submissive to total studs or sluts depending on how you look at it. I would wonder if monogamy is a famanist/stallion-y thing.

I wonder if Flutter shy would come off as too masculine/stallion for most ponies standards?

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People might get aroused by the fact it's not supposed to go there and might like it partially based on that. As for it being dry, that's why we have lube, and some people will give head first (which is also a place that's not intended for sex, but no one is really against it) before anal. And for how dirty it is in more ways than one, that's why we also have condoms.

Poor Paul can’t catch a break can’t he?

Is it weird I want to smash Rarity's face with a steel chair?

This story is quite different from others I read, though I hope they get well rewarded for their vital services?!

Damn... A interesting eroticism filled comedy.
Sure something I can't recall to be this funny, but also unsettling in all its implications.

I do enjoy the sexy stuff but I do wish that he could be taken seriously for just frickin once; like he gets majorly pissed off and shows that is not just a toy to be pleasured with or a brainless being they think he is.

The moment Paul snaps and introduces the concept of Maledom to these mares will be GLORIOUS indeed. The extremely HOT clop before that is just making things even sweeter.

I wasnt expecting spike.... It was a nice touch....TFB for life!

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the funny thing is, rolls reversed, it wasn't so long ago where women where in the same boat.

Forty years ago, working women in the United States won the legal protection to become working mothers. On Oct. 31, 1978, Congress enacted the Pregnancy Discrimination Act, making it illegal for employers to deny a woman a job — or promotion, or higher pay, or any other opportunity — because she is pregnant.


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/9-things-women-could-not-do/

Looks like Spike and Mac have drank the kool aid and won't be much help

Paul's got his work cut out for him

On one hand... All the mares be could desire, on the other... Is it really to hard giving any respect?
Than again... He enjoys to be every mares boy toy.

The only solution would be a temporary gender change toshow them the other side of the coin.

Spike is a male... Guess we didn't get Spike the Brave and Glorious with everyone denying males?

OK... seriously, hes so deep in mare puss that I am surprised they have not sucked his interlect out.

Pretty sure these males have it easier than female on earth, since they themself don't have to carry a child, but can sire a lot of them.

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will there ever be a point where he just snaps and starts "introducing" them to maledom?

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Interesting to see the benefit, it also the downside of Equestria in heat with reversed gender stereotypes.

Well at least things are looking a little better for him.

Comment posted by Seredegni deleted January 24th

Well, I'll leave this comment to note that I really want this story to continue.

This is my favorite chapter so far, I enjoyed it from start to finish. I rate this chapter with... five stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Fun and I didn't want it to end

I don't see why this has so many thumbs downs. Its just a darker take on reversed gender roll. Don't get me wrong, this is not a place you would want to live.

Monk

The way of power in a mares world as a male is to breed them silly.
There are people that talk others into submission, Anon will pleasure them into submission :eeyup:👍

I usually don't comment that often but this is by far one of the funniest premises. Yeah its porn too, there's a bunch of that already but the comedy is what makes this story stand out. Good work. Heck, you could make a side series based on this chapter's premise alone. Though I'd wager it'd get old after four chapters- it'd still be better than a lot of what's out there. The plot really makes this thing worth continuing.

You could probably milk this premise for at least another chapter down the line. It's got potential to be sexy and funny as hell

Well, it's very strange that I leave a single comment on any story. But since I'm following this one punctually, I think I'll give myself the freedom to leave my humble opinion, especially since I usually let the chapters accumulate, I'm definitely hooked.

The chapter started very well, I have the feeling that the further the story progresses it gets better and better, the theme of rebellion really moved me a lot and I laughed a lot in this chapter.

However, I have to say that I was a little disappointed that it didn't go further, I think more could have been made of the matter. But that is only my point of view.

I also felt a little sorry for Paul for having failed in such a way. However, I am glad that in the end all this was not in vain and that I got something out of it.

When I read about the sign it gave me some hope of seeing him demonstrating what he learned in the royal guard, beyond pleasing mares. I mean, I assume that at least he had a minimum of training in combat and defense and that he could very well hold off a few ponies (I still haven't given up hope).

In general I think it was a good chapter as usual, however at least in my case I feel that the first half of the chapter raised my expectations too much and the ending did not fully satisfy them.

It is a bit more difficult for me to rate this chapter, for me it is between three and four so I will give it... four stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Despite everything, it was a very entertaining and hilarious episode that kept me glued to the screen the entire time.

Keep up the good work!

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well, at least he got something out of it

What in the realms am I reading? Please tell me this has a point to it or should I stop wasting time on it?

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