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Pillowfight
Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!
Pillowfight
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Congratz on the Feature! I knew this was going to be popular!
*The voice of an orc from Warcraft*
We need more chapters.
Interested in seeing which mares in Ponyville will be praising him, if not all of them. I know for certain Pinkie will want to thank him for saving her pseudosiblings.
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You just made me sad for the lost original
Wow, that escalated quickly!
Quite the intense reward. Most excellent.
I was wondering when the Flower Sisters would appear since they're on the cover.
This is so obscenely indulgent, and I love it. There's a lot of porn-comedy fics out there that use sex as a vehicle to tell stupid jokes, and while I appreciate them, you're absolutely achieving telling stupid jokes as a vehicle for porn. Every beat of this is hot, and I love the rampant casual nature of everything, centered around a cute conflicted huge cock.
Hope you've got more to come, I need to keep seeing fresh mare pussy fed to Jordan as much as these flower sluts do. <3
It's nice seeing those three not being overreacting scaredy-ponies. They have an interesting teamwork dynamic here.
I like how comedic and non-serious you've written this. It allows anyone who doesn't like any particular content or thread explored here to simply let it go.
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Yeah, very casual. Consequence-free. Silly and fun, rather than potentially concerning for future conflict or drama.
It's nice seeing such a story every once in a while.
What a way to heal.
This is shameless pandering smutty garbage.
I love it.
I laughed way too hard at the zecora letter.
Nurse
ColdheartSnowheart, you sexy bitch...No offense mate, but I would've asked the nurses to give me a few minutes before all that.
Okay! THAT? Is how you drive a guy utterly INSANE! Fucking TEASE...
Please, please, O PLEASE tell me she gets RAILED by our guy in later chapters, until she's a quivering, slobbering, cum-soaked MESS!
That'll learn her!
Never thought I would read a pony giving a pep talk to a cock
Holy SHIT that was HOT!!
Well, now I know if I ever end up in Equestria for some reason and save the twins or any other pony in ponyville from a manticore, timberwolf, or anything else, I shall run the everloving f***k away. I shall first get whatever it to chase me and run in the opposite direction of Ponyville, that way I can avoid going to the hospital and avoid those semen demons, because I will NOT be able to keep my sanity if I were in this guys' position. Paralyzing manticore poison be damned, I will/or at least attempt to force my limbs to work as I run.
So now Jordan will be hard all day every day for the rest of his life. Walking around is going to be pretty awkward.
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It’s just until they get the venom out. He’ll be fine... probably...
All fuck no love, how sad
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Ahh, I thought Zecora said it was permanent, but rereading it I now see she said "persistent".
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Nah, you read it right the first time. I did a lil’ edit after seeing your comment, to make it clearer. After all, the poor guy’s suffered enough...
That got a chuckle out of me. Pixar milfs do be thicc.
Ooh, stepping up the game. Most excellent.
That's it's own kind of hell.
Welp,
At least he can move now
Aight.
This story was...FIRE!!!!!
Loved it!!!
Loved it!!
LOVED!!! IT!!!!!
Why is there M/M sex at all in this story, even if it's only implied?
You got the names mixed up, it was Aloe he just fucked.
Anyway great story.
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Thank you for catching that mistake before Aloe did!
So he DID plow Snowheart, but I wanted to see him do it "on camera!" How about a bonus chapter with those details?
Damn. Most excellent.
Hah HAH!! Plowed and pregnant, but STILL herself!
Well played, Sir!
this was perfect!!!
Wish there was more!!
We all knew it, but it's definitely nice to hear her let slip and say it aloud.
Blegh, being interested in Mrs. Cake is like wanting to fuck Jabba the Hutt
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Feels like it's part worldbuilding, part humorous circumstance. This story is smut, but it is a comedy, too.
And it certainly shows the extent to which he takes his husbandly duties seriously.
He even plows through the "yes homo" to do it.
I don't know whether to envy this guy or pity him.
Dubcon?
Ah, dubious consent. At first I thought it might be Vinyl Scratch at a music convention. And then, why not both?
This is an abstract kind of torture.