The mayor lifted her eyes from my cock to my face. “I wasn’t talking to you, ” she sniffed.

Never thought I would read a pony giving a pep talk to a cock

Holy SHIT that was HOT!!

Well, now I know if I ever end up in Equestria for some reason and save the twins or any other pony in ponyville from a manticore, timberwolf, or anything else, I shall run the everloving f***k away. I shall first get whatever it to chase me and run in the opposite direction of Ponyville, that way I can avoid going to the hospital and avoid those semen demons, because I will NOT be able to keep my sanity if I were in this guys' position. Paralyzing manticore poison be damned, I will/or at least attempt to force my limbs to work as I run.