Paul the human thinks stallions and mares should be equals! What a weirdo. Cute butt, though. Which of Ponyville's lovely ladies will be the one to tame his fiery personality?
It was just another day for the Royal Guard’s only two male recruits. Our “uniforms” were a few scraps of cloth and our “training” was nothing but softcore sex shows. The only power Shining Armour and I had was our ability to distract hundreds of toughened mares with a muscular flex or a homoerotic touch. And there weren’t five other stallions in all of Equestria who even had that much power.
Then why is he there? Like... Just because you want author?
Cadance patted Shining on the head like a dog. "For years, I’ve laboured tirelessly to produce an heir to the throne of the Crystal Empire. Many stallions have tried to bring me my heart’s desire. Well bred nobles, handsome actors, even Equestria’s most gifted stallion-poet. Ah, for one more night with his talented tongue — ahem. No matter.
... They were married before the empire even resurfaced... At least try to write something coherent
The RGRE is strong with this one. And some creative liberties are taken with canon. But that’s okay. There’s a lot of ways this story can go, and I think it looks like there’s some interesting twists in store.
Then why is he there? Like... Just because you want author?
... They were married before the empire even resurfaced... At least try to write something coherent
This story is quite different from others I read, though I hope they get well rewarded for their vital services?!
The RGRE is strong with this one. And some creative liberties are taken with canon. But that’s okay. There’s a lot of ways this story can go, and I think it looks like there’s some interesting twists in store.