Paul the human thinks stallions and mares should be equals! What a weirdo. Cute butt, though. Which of Ponyville's lovely ladies will be the one to tame his fiery personality?
No! I splashed cold water into my face, forcing myself to stop thinking of that posh voice and that enormous wobbly plot. I couldn’t lose sight of my goal — to change Equestria for the better, freeing my fellow males from the oppression of constant hot sex and endlessly drained balls!
You poor little man! And let me guess: you can divorce any mare at any time for any reason and walk away with half of all her assets, too? The sheer oppression. Tsk tsk.
Poor Paul can’t catch a break can’t he?
Is it weird I want to smash Rarity's face with a steel chair?
bullying good
The only solution would be a temporary gender change toshow them the other side of the coin.
Spike is a male... Guess we didn't get Spike the Brave and Glorious with everyone denying males?
You poor little man! And let me guess: you can divorce any mare at any time for any reason and walk away with half of all her assets, too? The sheer oppression. Tsk tsk.