My hot take on what "really" happened to the 140 million dollar aircraft that our government misplaced in Carolina this week. Enjoy.
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Oh no
I have several questions
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The only answer is 'I don't know, it just happened'
That's usually how I write.
they should be glad Grandpa BUFF didn't show up
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I don't think anything would be left of Equestria if Grandpa Buff rolled in. There's a reason they call him Rolling Thunder.
Cue someone pulling a War Thunder and leaking classified documents.
Masterful
Gotta love habitual linecrosser
The fact of how true this was had me dying 🤣
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I knew that would get a few chuckles here and there.
From the thumbnail alone, I knew this story was inspired by habitual linecrosser.
Thank goodness grandpa buff or the F-22 was not in Equestria or else there would be nothing left.
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Check the last paragraph mate. 😈
F-35 on routine training flight with full combat munitions loadout. Because AMERICA F--- YEAH!
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I don't know what they're loaded when they're on training runs. I just pulled the loadout of the F-35's Wiki page.
Truly, an American classic.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT LINE AT THE END...WHY?!?!?!?!?
....Great job lol
I'm literally in tears laughing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOOO HE’S FINALLY OFF THE VEGAN DIET
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So that anyone who didn't recognize it would fall down the Habitual Linecrosser rabbit hole.
It's my way of giving back to a hilarious creator who partially inspired this spontaneous lapse in sanity.
Based story. Ten Arab Springs outta ten.
I'm on the floor in laughter right now, shut up and take my favorite and upvote
Well shit, guess its time to eat
I sent you my aim-7 Sparrow please intercept me.
Pfffffff
I get that reference and looks like f-22 finally gets to eat
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F22 has made his appearance who's next gramps buff that whily weasel F16 or that can do country boy F15
Candence? Cadence must've gone to Disney!
Jesus Christ on a Stick. Every active duty and veteran member of any branch of the armed forces would laugh at this... because it has more truth to it than it should.
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Fixed it.
Aw man this looks hilarious! Ill defiantly read it after classes today XD
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Enjoy.
Oh God no, he's out...
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a SAM's not gonna get more kills than me. a SAM's not gonna get more kills than me. a SAM's not gonna get more kills than me.a SAM's not gonna get more kills than me.a SAM's not gonna get more kills than me.
In the US they're not called engineers
Engineers drive trains or the power plants on ships and scribble on drafting boards & I pads
Technicians work on a bench wiggling wires pipes, bits n bobs TVs and toasters.
Mechanics combine all the trades and technical bits n bobs to maintain Air planes Helicopters & automobiles in useable condition
Pilot & Mechanic
That last line was golden
Dear God not the 22
i thought the f-35 was a multirole fighter
Oh she dead
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I let him eat.
The best description of the US military I've ever heard.
I see someones a fan of Habitual Linecrosser, I really enjoyed this short story, it made it so much better because I put on the Project Wingman OST to go with it
As soon as I heard a darker portal opened i knew a far worse evil had been released into this world...I can find Habitual Linecrosser even here lmao its great
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Another HLO fan! I went down the rabbit hole just last week!
real (actually happend)
quality news source, I can't believe we have this solid proof right here of what happened and all the media outlets are just skipping right over it
Oh fuck yeah, the "aircraft in Equestria" trend is back!
Oh dear God now the 22
Good to see an another Habitual linecrosser watcher on here!
Loved the story.
Is this about the F-35 that the U.S. lost this week? Haha, I watch a YouTube channel called Habitual Linecrosser that made a short about this. I'm glad to see memes spread far and wide.
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Yes, yes it is. Habitual Linecrosser actually inspired this. (If the last sentence didn't give that away)
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I finally got a chance to read this and HOLY CRAP the last bit of the 22 is bloody HILARIOUS well done mate!
Can't wait to see the old grandpa buff get in on this XD
cheers mate