• Member Since 19th Oct, 2015
  • offline last seen 6 hours ago

The Sleepless Beholder


I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

T

Every weekend, Sunset Shimmer leaves her apartment in secret to meet with a very special friend.

Made in a rush for Sunset Shimmer x Starlight Glimmer (June 4th 2022 to July 3rd 2022.)

Pre-read by daOtterGuy and Dewdrops on the Grass

Written by someone who has never done any kind of drug.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 19 )

Congrats on making the cut!

"Not really. AJ just distracted the demon with a music contests while we prepared everything to banish him back to Detrot." Sunset's happy face suddenly turned into a scowl and she opened her mouth. Starlight chuckled and pulled some more hayfries from the paper bag she brought over and fed them to the hungry pony, who munched on them while letting out happy chirps. "So, how's Queen Twily over there? Still needs to exercise her breathing?"

Hehe Detroit good one

:moustache:

11304228
Why not?

Aaah this was good. Twilight getting flushed down the toilet is not something I would expect, but it's great.

... As someone who smokes marijuana for medical reasons, i feel obligated to confirm this story is more accurate than most i come across.

11304287
I'm happy to hear I wasn't so wrong about it XD

At exactly ten past midnight, the door to Sunset's apartment gently opened, letting a sapphire eyes look out and check that there was no one on the street. The rest of the redhead came out right after, and after silently closing the door and locking it, made her way to the sidewalk and turned right, adjusting the heavy trench coat she was wearing to cover her recognizable outfit. A pair of big dark glasses and an old fedora completed the inconspicuous disguise.

Did she raid Pinkie Pie's closet?:rainbowlaugh:

Sunset walked through the organized chaos till she was in front of a large wooden coffin that rested against a fridge. She then moved the coffin away, revealing a white toilet behind it which had an ominous golden glow coming from inside. the lid opened on its own, revealing a purple hand coming from its depths. Another hand came out and both grabbed the edges before a womanly figure fully clad in a ninja outfit made her way out of the porcelain throne.

I don't know what's more confusing: That there's a portal to Equestria in a toilet or that Starlight was disguised as a ninja.:rainbowhuh:

"And then Twilight came running, yelling 'Code Silver! We have a Code Silver!'" Sunset laughed again, her eyes red and a bit dilated.

Is Delicious Joke the equivalent of marijuana in Equestria?:applejackconfused:

"Not really. AJ just distracted the demon with a music contests while we prepared everything to banish him back to Detrot.""

Okay, first, that sounds like a funny incident, and that was a pretty nice gag name, but why does everyone have to make fun of that city?

The Princess of Friendship and Ruler of Equestria screamed as she started spinning in place before being flushed down the toilet.

Does that technically count as treason?:pinkiehappy:

Nice short story!

"And then Twilight came running, yelling 'Code Silver! We have a Code Silver!'" Sunset laughed again, her eyes red and a bit dilated.

Wait a damn second, is that a The Snuggling reference? (Well yes, I know it is but...)

11304490

Did she raid Pinkie Pie's closet?:rainbowlaugh:

All inconspicuous outfits are provided by Pinkie pie :pinkiehappy:

Is Delicious Joke the equivalent of marijuana in Equestria?:applejackconfused:

Yep, made from Poison Joke

why does everyone have to make fun of that city?

It's become a meme by this point.

Does that technically count as treason?:pinkiehappy:

Maybe, but one has diplomatic immunity and the other has gotten away with worse. They'll be fine.

11304553
Yep! Thought it would be fun to give some closure to that last mentioned incident XD

Written by someone who has never done any kind of drug.

Not something I would know about. I have done the drugs many times, it was very wild. Just me and um Bob Marley smoking the grass, getting bodacious highs like other fellow cool people do.



This was a fun lil' one, they have their priorities in order. Although I admit I was hoping for poison joke to have weird and quirky effects in addition to the high...

"Dude, Sunset! You just turned blue."

"Far out! But Starlight, bro, yours is even weirder. You turned purple!"

11313884

Although I admit I was hoping for poison joke to have weird and quirky effects in addition to the high...

That happens when you buy low quality Delicious Joke, it's not properly processed. Always buy from reliable sources. :raritywink:

"Well, if Twilight starts getting on my nerves, I'll come here and annoy the shit out of you. Asking about your career, your music, your grades. I'll even cook you dinner to make sure you're eating properly before tucking you into bed

If Starlight does, she'd have another reason for the Equestrian Trixie (or even human Trixie for that matter) to call Starlight "Mini-Twilight" again:rainbowlaugh:

I feel bad for Sunset and Starlight when Twi gets back and send Starlight to the Moon scold Glimglam some more.

11304228
Wrong question. The right question is why not!!!

11304304
(look at me replying a year later)

honestly, my only gripe from what i can see is more of a hygiene issue.

WHY are they smoking in the middle of an ABANDONED WAREHOUSE?

11558614
because it's private. And don't worry, they clean up occasionally

Login or register to comment