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The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

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Hmmmmmmmmm.... Not too many Cadence fics out there. Now I'm interested where this'll go.

you got my atentention here...
please, keep going :pinkiehappy:

Hmmmm... Why do both of the first comments start with humming?

1270737 Hmm... good question.

hmmmmm... i like humming
I'm curious as to where this is going, please continue

a.k.a MOAR PLZ!

also, this interests me. Molar, if you will.

cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-swcomeon.png AW COME ON
I never get to use cccc-combo breaker oh well cadence is cadence

Hmmmmm. Jexxa. How dare you do that! You should be ashamed! :ajsleepy: Aaaaaanyway.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_dayum.png What the hell was that?

I have no clue.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_sad.png I think I need mental therapy now.

Me too.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire.png Maybe physical too...

*Spitfire licks her lips*

Oh damnit, not again... RUN AWAY EVERYPONY!

*Cloud flies out the door as fast as his wings will take him*


Hmmmm... I'd say she just doesn't know what went wrong! :derpytongue2:

Oh my... This certainly cant end without moar sexytimes.

The awkward part is when you know where the cover pic is from.:rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp:

I saw who made the cover art and immediately knew where this was going.

Whelp, this story will be full of win. Especially since I've seen that pic somewhere before...

Hmmm... that wasn't what I was expecting. :rainbowderp: :pinkiegasp: :twilightoops:

All that needs to be said is...

Me: Hmmmm doo dadoo... -looking for new stories-
Oh! This looks interesting! Haven't seen any Cadance stories really! Oh... mature? Oh, well lets read it. -Not thinking it's mature for sex-
-Reading- Hey this is kinda go-
-the spell begins to go beyond what Cadance wanted- O__________________________________________________O ...what have I gotten myself into?

That is exactly why Cadance doesn't rank up on my favorite pony list. Way too easy to abuse the power of something that should never be messed with.

Cadance has become Slannesh. All is right with the world.


I, uh, marked it as mature for sex...

No. Not allowed. I like it for the idea but the idea itself also turns me off. I shall like it but not fav it because it is a good story that I do like but i don't want to read anymore.


Cadence...... Just please......
Just.... Stop.....

Perhaps it would've been better if you were left to.......

1272510 Oh... well I TOTALLY missed it! (I saw the "mature" rating just not for da sex)
xD Point being was that I was TOTALLY caught off guard which made the whole thing REALLY funny to me xD

:pinkiehappy:Congrats on reaching the feature box!

1270876 You're not a very... incisive person, are you?


:rainbowhuh::rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss: is basically how I felt when I read your comment. Never been in the feature box before, always been a goal.

Hmmmmmm...My reactions are as follows:

Sees in feature box: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png (What's this?)
Opens, notes mature tag: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Redheart_hmph.png (I...have a bad feeling about this.)
Reads first half: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Colgate_beam.png (Well, not too bad!)
Reads second half: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_dayum.png (*speechless*)


I like to think that stories with sex in them don't have to be bad. I've read lots of good clopfics, and I'm trying to contribute. I want this story (it's not complete by a long-ways yet) to fall somewhere on the spectrum between "Porn without Plot" and Romance Reports in terms of clop:plot ratio. Cloppable, but still enjoyable to read.

1272634 Well, so far, you're doing a good job.

I can already see cadence doing the batman shocked confused and horrified face shouting "THE FUCK"

mfw I saw this in the featured box: pichars.org/store/8339_original_YesJackNicholson.gif

Normally wouldn't care for incest, but you've caught my attention for now.


mfw I saw your comment: i.imgur.com/LrbsA.gif

The focus of this isn't the incest, but Cadance. I may or may not do more incest, but I didn't set out to write a Shining x Twilight story. It's about Cadance, and what she wants/does.

Okay, did not see that coming. HAHAHAHA, holy shit that was crazy. :rainbowlaugh:

i.....ii.....i.....ah.....i see what you did there?

Well. That took a turn that I was completely not expecting... at all. I think an incest warning should be applied to this one... just saying.

However, the story should be good, so I'll fav and track...


Easily said and easily done. :pinkiesmile:

1272879 I know that, but I meant any story including incest normally would have been a big NOPE.avi from me. You had such a good setup and context that I read through it anyway, and I will happily await for more of Cadnce's sexy shenanigans.

Also, are there going to be more characters than just these 5? I'd be curious to see what kind effects this magic might have on Ponyville.

HMM, now we need to get Shining Armor depressed which leads to suicide.... LOL jk

Quite the twist indeed. Lets see what happens from here. Keep up the nice work man :eeyup:

All I've read for this story are the comments about it, and I can already tell that this may or may not scar me for life.

*takes deep breath*

Fuck it, I'm going in.

*Puts on spartan helmet*

Wish me luck.


There will be more characters than these five. I don't know which yet, though. I know how the story ends, and I know the character arc I want Cadance to complete by then (her character arc is actually why I'm writing the story), but I don't know the exact path she'll take to get there. What I'm not going to do is shoehorn in characters that don't make sense simply because I want to write them having sex. There will be sex, and lots of it, but I'm writing a story first and smut second. A very, very, very close second, but second nonetheless.

*staggers out of battleground*

The horros I've seen can never be forgotten. So instead they'll go on my fav list.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png

I've choked on food before, but this one caught me by surprise so bad, I choked on a whole sub! (mind you, this is not a complaint!)

You know, my mind kept trying to picture what Cadance's face looked like when she finally realized what the hell was going on... I think the only one who could pull off faces like I pictured would be Jim Kerrey. (specifically, 75% of his faces in the Ace Ventura movies)

I do wonder though... Cadance is married. You figure she would know a little more about sex at least. (COME ON! She sat there clopping to her husband and sis-in-law bumping uglies for Faust's sake!) Then she goes and does the Sex in the City thing in the tub...

(shit... now I wanna go clop)

Ok... which incestuous pairing shall we have next? Granny Smith teaching a thing or two to Applebloom?

1273025 Danke sheon.

I look forward to seeing how Cadence explains this to Celestia and Luna.

Edit: 1273178 NO! For the love of Faust, No! You keep lil Applebloom outta this, ya hear? Some things are meant to stay innocent.

..................... what was that...... :rainbowhuh:

Well, we could go TOTALLY wrong and bring the Cakes into it...

That was hilarious.

1273346 I'm going to assume you mean Mr and Mrs Cake. And I will completely ignore everything you say otherwise. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Colgate_beam.png

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