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It's exactly what it looks like. That's all I can say.

I kept expecting the real Twilight to interrupt and join them, or get freaked out or... something.

I am going to stay away from anyone for about 6 months now......:rainbowderp:

I can't properly articulate how hot this is, so I'll just post this gif.


Cadence is crazy good at dirty talk- wow. This was..intense!

Well, this was very entertaining. I support the idea of another chapter, possibly when he meets up with his sister afterwards. Then the images can't get out of his head, and the whole situation turns into him feeling hilariously awkward, and Twilight absolutely clueless. Just for shits and giggles.

926310 because I wrote something so horrible?

Or because I wrote something so horrible and you're strangely aroused by it? :rainbowlaugh:

Not aroused thank God... It's just written so well, and it's so horrible, and... darn you. 926327


:flutterrage: MOAR

I must see how deep the rabbit hole of depravity goes, will Cadance push Shining Armor and Twilight together for real? Is her next target of seduction going to be Celestia-as-'Luna'? Kinky Changeling roleplay? Kinky Changling 'roleplay'...involving actual changlings?


Also, I'm pretty sure I saw a picture that was this exact premise. Is the story based off of it? I'll try and find a link later...

“But Twilight is my sister!” Shining Armor hissed in response, staring down at his painted wife.
“And I’m not...” Cadance said in a decidedly seductive tone. “You can live out your desired on me without any actual depravity having taken place...”

Hits a little close to home...
“Honestly Twilight,” Shining said, “I could never be with you. We're brother and sister. I love you as a sister, and I will admit that I am sexually attracted to you, but we're related. It just wouldn't be right.”
...“I found a creative outlet for my incestuous desires, without giving in to them,” Shining Armor said, matter-of-factly, “You should do the same.” -Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter; Chapter 17

You took your story in a much different direction though. Good job!
“You think pills are hard to swallow?” Cadance rebuked suggestively, raising a brow at him.
LOL :rainbowlaugh:

I want to see the Changeling thing. ShiningXTwilight is so boring :/

Well-done, sir. You are depraved beyond all recognition.

And Celestia help me, I love it. Maybe a sequel where Twilight stumbles into one of their roleplay sessions?

Can we get a single Cadance and Shinning fic without the layers of retardation?

926734 And the helpless squirming of cute overload is why Pinkie Pie is best pony.

I shall add a 'normal' Shining Armor x Cadance story to the pile of 'shit I have to write.'

But until then, more Depravity!

You know, my relationship with my little sister being pretty much a mirror of Shining and Twilight's... I can safely say that this disgusted me to no end and I hate you for making me aroused. Fuck.

Alright... back to normal stories. :applejackunsure:

Is it weird that I.....enjoyed this? I hate myself.

926632 I agree on the changeling thing, but I sorta....liked...it.926637 That would be hilariously awkward for all 3. Then they had a very intense threesome.:pinkiehappy:

As strange as this is, it is written well.....and it is with that of which I must say....


SA folded way too quickly which made this a tad ridonks.

Cadance could do with some role playing lessons. Her Twilight is far off enough that he's attracted to an entirely different pony that's a horny seductress, not his sister.

The "all guys want their sister" message wasn't well received. Probably because I'm not the result of inbreeding and incest isn't my fetish. I would change that buttttt its probably necessary to make bringing Twilight into the mix less forced/stupid.

926713 Wait'll you read my Cading Armors >:3.

Merciful Tehlu, why did I read this? I gained nothing! Nothing at all!


I'm neither the result of incest, and nor is incest my fetish. :twilightsmile:

But if I get in your mind and make you doubt yourself, even for a second, then, I, as a writer, have won. :derpytongue2:

Well, that was certainly... something :rainbowhuh: .

This is rather far from my cup of tea, perhaps another beverage entirely, but regardless I think I can pick out a few things that I liked.

There were a few grammatical errors and you relied pretty heavily on the word "rebuked" earlier on, but as a whole I found the story to be well-written and of a higher quality than most. Additionally, I liked the chemistry between Cadance and Shining Armor; they snarked back and forth quite well.

I enjoyed this a lot! I can't wait till the sequel man!
926632 I agree somewhat. Yes, I want to see the changeling thing (I think Chrysalis is kinda cute.. don't judge me), and Shining X Twi can be boring sometimes, more or less with Twilight wanting to rut Shining since that has been done to death, but this one was at least creative to an extant,


Weird thing is? I'm jaded now. Really really jaded. I hate incest fics, I hate pedo fics, and this is no exception. But I can live with, more so I'm bored with these types of fics. Hell, Shining Armor is probably getting sick of it.

Twilight: What do you say Big Brother? Wanna try this action?

Cadence: You can't hide your desires Shining.

Shining: Let me explain why I'm disgusted with this. As we develop as beings, certain things pop into our heads that are unacceptable. For this, it's Incest. The reason why we find it unacceptable is not because of morals. It's because our brains work in such a way that things that hamper our progress as a species doesn't work for us. If we all started fucking our siblings, we'd just stop.

Twilight: That was a long explanation.

Shining: But more importantly, I'm bored by this. I only get shipped with Cadence or Twilight and hardly Chrysalis. Hell, I gotta get with the rest of the Mane 6 still. You two bore me. Good bye.

Cadence: Did we just get ditched?

Twilight: We got ditched and dissed.

I approve of the finished product AP! :twilightsmile: Especially the saucy scientific dialogue in the middle. :raritywink:

dafuq did i just read? all the same this story kinda got me going:raritywink:
I think it's time for me to move Tasmania.
I hate myself right now:fluttershbad:

'... that both of you are far too shy to get out in the open'?

What does Cadance know about Twi that Shining doesn't, hmm?


928770 You failed then, but you have moxie for trying.

Fun fact: Cadance could've killed herself by painting herself up as Twilight. Think golden women.

929248 Cading Armor is canon though + Shining Armor has never met any of the Mane 6 before the wedding. I'm interested in the concept of shipping him with one of the Mane 6 but it seems pretty cracky.

I have to admit, Cadence's conclusion is almost exactly the same as my own regarding Twi and Shining. :trollestia:

Also, I have to admit that I enjoyed this. I won't try to bluff my way around it. :twilightblush: This was well written, thought provoking, and yes, even arousing. :ajsmug:

All in all, a good read! :twilightsmile:

New headcanon received.

932192 Fun fact. That's pretty much BS.


She painted her fur, not her naked flesh. She's an alicorn, Not a human.

Normal body paints used today would rarely cause you to become sick, ill, or otherwise impaired. Old paints, with multiple layers, over your entire body, would begin causing problems after a few hours. It would take about 14 hours with full paint on for you to get overheated enough to die. And that's for humans. I'm willing to bed that ponies are different.


Ostensibly, fur can`t be painted, it would have to be dyed. But then again, I`m pretty sure alicorn of all creatures would have enough of magical potency to actually amend the coat color for a while.

That being said, it was amusing, but makes ponies wonder, what other fetishes Shining Armor hides behind his wholesome exterior? And how much of it is Cadence willing to draw out for amusement and pleasure?

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