• Member Since 11th Nov, 2019
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dawnbreez


I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

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You truly have not lived until you've had to make plans for redundancy in highways after Trixie's attempts to use the Mirror Pool for a magic show ended in several hundred Trixies collectively making the Bucklyn Bridge disappear.

And by "disappear," I assume you mean "transform into an equivalent mass of teacups."

I still remember your antics with that Changeling half-sibling of yours--

You're tap-dancing in a minefield there, Dawn.

i knew what i was doing when i married you, discord, and i've never wanted to put you on a leash, not even once.

"You've never had a problem with the other way around."
"i didn't want to presume."

"...i know what a threesome is, flurry."

And in a not-too-distant timeline, Fluttershy smirked at her wife without knowing why...

Delightfully goofy, though I'm a bit disappointed that we never saw the results of the experiment.

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I wasn't in the right mindset to write proper porn. And besides, it's funnier if it's left to the imagination.

Thanks, now I have a whole new line of shipping in my head.

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Not the process - the results.

Neat way to have Fluttershy talk with no caps anywhere.

I don't know about you, but Chaos Tied and Begging sounds incredibly hot to me.
Also, Flurry being so much into genetics is a nice idea on its own. I am sure the theory will be proven wrong, though.

The most concerning thing however is how Discord is acting like a responsible, faithful husband here.
... I love it. <3

Ah, the classic pineapple trick

For some reason my brain went brrrr with all the non capitalised Discords and Flurrys

If Fluts wasn't involved, I'd be terrified for the mongoose.

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They've got kind of a friends-with-benefits thing going on with that mongoose. Discord still has to be reminded, every time they invite the little guy over, that Fluttershy is okay with having an open relationship and that he doesn't have to try extra hard to be devoted to her. It's like the one thing where he actually struggles a bit with being chaotic; all the other shenanigans, he knows exactly how to do that stuff safely, but he has no idea what he's doing around emotions, so he tries to play it safe.

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Hey - dude is responsible about his relationship, nothin' but respect. :rainbowdetermined2:

Now we need a follow up with what happens during the pregnancy and with the foals…

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It's both responsible, AND unexpected.

Flurry being flurry.

Aw, man, I can't get off to this

Well, clearly the gene for "anything for SCIENCE" got passed down the Sparkle bloodline, along with the thrillseeking.

...is it bad that I really want to see the results more than what it took to get them?

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And by "disappear," I assume you mean "transform into an equivalent mass of teacups."

The running joke is that someone had to finally match what happened with the Baleton Tea Party (arguably one of the most effective acts of civil disobedience when a ship containing Celestia's 3-month supply of tea got hijacked and tossed in the ocean over a rise in the sugar tax).

Fortunately, the local seaponies were delighted with all the funny "shells" dumped in the water and the Bucklyn Teacup Transit is now a huge tourist attraction both for Equestrian ferries and Aquastrian tourists.

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Also, Flurry being so much into genetics is a nice idea on its own. I am sure the theory will be proven wrong, though.

Given how Discord works, I'm pretty sure Flurry conceiving a child by him is not actually proof of genetic compatibility, no matter how much she wishes it to be. I mean, I'm fully expecting for her to give birth to a yak alicorn now.

Every week is crackfic week and nopony can tell me otherwise.

Why would we? A crackfic is a crackfic any day of the week of the month year.

"Because it'd confirm the theories," Flurry said, and that got Twilight's attention. Damn that troublemaker--she must have known that Twilight can't let a theory stay untested.

Ah yes, Purplesmart's kryptonite. Clever girl, clever girl.

Funny that Fluttershy is so passive her words aren't even capitalized.:fluttershysad:

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