Gay smut but i use the worse slang for dick possible

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Scampy

Scampy #1 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 14 · ·

I hate this and I hate everything.

5/5 best story ever, fuck you

Arzoo

Arzoo #2 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 4 · ·

It was, in fact, a picture of a dog in case anyone was worried.

WhatDidIJustRead

WhatDidIJustRead #3 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 7 · ·

My fleshsnake must have eaten an inanimate carbon rod, because by the time I finished reading this, it was standing upright like a totem pole where the top is the tip of a penis and the rest is the shaft of a penis. I swear, I had to beat the thing into submission before it gutstabbed me like some kind of bayonet on a gun that fired cum instead of bullets. Thankfully, its turgidity waned and I am safe, but for how long, I don't know. It may only be a matter of time before my ranch cannon turns traitor again and tries to end my life. For now, I sleep with one eye open.

NormalVoreForNormalVeopl

NormalVoreForNormalVeopl #4 · Jan 17th, 2021 · · ·

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Y'all of little faith

Holtinater

Holtinater #5 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 5 · ·

I can't believe I enjoyed this. How dare you for making this enjoyable.

AuroraDawn

AuroraDawn #6 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 4 · ·

When I first saw this in New I thought it was just a shitpost.

This is so much more than a shitpost. This is a shitcolumn. A shitpedastal. I cried laughing while reading this. Bravo!

NoponyPones

NoponyPones #7 · Jan 17th, 2021 · · ·

This is beautiful

Bicyclette

Bicyclette #8 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 1 · ·

A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. Thank you for it.

Chaos Blitz

Chaos Blitz #9 · Jan 17th, 2021 · 2 · ·

Lust filled the air as Gallus slunk in a catlike matter towards the bed. Sandbar stretched his curves femininely in the dim lamplight, all seeming to point towards the shadow of his slowly rising kicky-wicky.

Gallus grinned, shoulders rising as he pounced onto the bed, gently pushing his boyfriend backwards onto the bed with the tenderness of a creature that could tear the one beneath him to shreds of flesh if they so desired. Sandbar played his role to this mean, flopping backwards and dramatically casting a hoof to his forehead with a cute gasp, while still making sure to spread his legs to allow clear view of his raging gaying instrument.

I-I I fucking can't-