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Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.


After an awkward moment with Ocellus and Smolder, innocent nymph Flutterwings has been having a rather... odd question on her mind.

Unfortunately, she goes to poor Pharynx for answers.

Poor unlucky Pharynx.

A “Meet The Change Gang” side story.

Co-written by Mlphero

Featured 5/3/2020 - 5/4/2020!

Fanfic Reading by Skijarama!

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 52 )

A wonderful way to answer this question. I was giggling the whole time, you did a great job Bezier. You and Hero both.

Thanks. I couldn’t have done it without Mlphero

This makes me dread the day my niece goes back to school and starts learning new words...

You both did great. Sorry I didn't respond, for some reason the notification bell didn't show you responded...oh well. Still, I was laughing pretty hard when Tempest was brought into the conversation...definitely a story I'm going to read again!

Tell me about it. My brother is always sending her my way with tough questions. The day she discovers boys, I'm hightailing it to the next state.

No problem. I'm hoping for a new chapter of MTCG soon, but this is a nice filler for it.

:rainbowlaugh:I had a blast writing this!

Yeah! Thanks for having me help you do this!

Right back at you!

Honestly, I would think the bigger problem would be figuring out the concept of fixed sexuality in a society where gender is literally fluid-by-default.

Sorry, this is going to sound really ignorant but I'm struggling to understand what you were implying with the Tempest part in the story and how Pharynx was reacting.:rainbowhuh:

Well, I’m a Tempynx (Tempest x Pharynx) shipper, so...

Ohhhh...Okay, reading over it I can see it now. :rainbowlaugh:

Tempest and Pharynx? Huh. That...a ship I've never considered before. Thinking about it, it weirdly fits together seeing as how they are both fairly militaristic in mindsets, having to fit into an overly-bubbly world. Seeing as how you're a fan of that ship, know any good stories out there?

Oh, by the way, have a follow and a favorite. :pinkiesmile:

Thanks buddy!

Yeah, there aren’t many Tempest x Pharynx fics on this site. Well, other than this one here.

I’ve actually written some Tempynx fics myself.

Was getting some Lucky Star vibes from this fic. :derpytongue2:


...So is Thorax a lesbian then?” she asked, her lips curving into a smirk.

:rainbowlaugh: I don't know why, but that quote just made me think of this:

Ah, you ship Pharpest. A man of culture, I see.

Holy crap my SIDES.

YES. This was hilarious.
"If you date your own gender, then you're...curvy?"

Just yesterday a co-worker showed my this clip below from a t.v. series she likes and recommends - and then I see the title of your story then next day. Must have been a sign.


One thing I love about your writing is your grasp of dialog. No one sounds like a robot or a doofus. Great job.

Heh. Thanks. I couldn’t have done that part alone.

Something about Pharynx having to explain this kind of stuff is nothing short of comedy gold!:rainbowlaugh:

Many giggles were had while reading this fic

Thank you very much.

Commented! Enjoy! Thanks for the recommendation!

You mean the large portion of your town is straight or...?

This is lovely comedy. It reminds me of the "Why are you gay?" interview on YouTube.

Because I don’t trust your brother to give me a straight answer.

Also, trust the super emotional and "sensitive" Thorax to be straight, and the super macho Pharynx to be gay. :rainbowlaugh:


Also, trust the super emotional and "sensitive" Thorax to be straight, and the super macho Pharynx to be gay. :rainbowlaugh:

Pharynx is so manly, girls aren't manly enough for him. :ajsmug:

Though in all fairness, Thorax makes a great bear. :trollestia:

really nice story! i hope flutterwings learns more about LGBT in the future so that she is accepting of LGBT. Frankly, it feels like kids learn about it when they are older, but by then they seem to find it harder to understand. In the meantime, with a kid, you could just say with love, partners could love either gender, and as time goes on you explain more, like with usual. Science even says kids tend to learn new things easier than the avergae adult because they havent become as "concrete" in their ideals

“So… basically, anyone who dates the opposite gender is as straight as an arrow, but if they date their own gender, they’re... curvy?”

“Er… No. Unless you’re Tempest Shadow of all ponies, then yes, you’re curvy as buck .”

LOL. Just lol! :rainbowlaugh:

This story made me laugh, I'm favoriting it for sure!

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