Feeling down in the dumps? Feel like you're not good enough for anypony? Didn't work it out with your former lover? Don't fret! Princess Cadance is guaranteed to make things clear and reveal your destined partner! Just drop-by at the Crystal Palace, and she will do the rest to summon your perfect guy/gal. If by all means, she failed her task, you could be entitled to a compensation of 20,000 bits upfront!
Come down to the Crystal Empire and get your perfect partner today!
*Must be over 18 or accompanied by a legal guardian to qualify for a session. Offer not valid for residences of the Kingdom of Griffonstone.
Chapters (4)
Oh, this is going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions. I need more popcorn for this
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Damn. I feel bad for Sunburst, and by extension Shining Armor.
Poor Rumble living in his brother's shadow. Hope the two of them get better (Or more hilarious) results.
Not sure about y'all but I feel Sunburst would have at least tried to politely decline the money
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Plot twist the magic did work… the only mare in the room was Cadence and she was in front of him too
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shining was there too so thats a possibility aswell. Or in a less likely possiblity it could be that his perfect match wasnt able to be summoned at the time through being out of range of the spell through being in another realm or due to time travel not existing or haveing existed in another time but not now
The idea that the spell teleports the perfect match across Equestria, could go terribly wrong.
A Pegasus pulling a chariot, a doctor in an operation... Or even the patient.
Shouldn't have said that.
Told ya.
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I can picture it now.
"Casting the spe- OH CELESTIA, WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!?"
*five minutes later*
"I'm sorry, the offer of bits only applies if I can't find your destined love. Not if they die from being in the middle of open heart surgery when summoned."
Cadance, did it ever occur to you Sunburst might just be aroace?
What about the opposite outcome? Who says there can be only one destined partner? Monogamy is just a concept of or society not a system created by nature.
P.S. What if the destined partner is a dragon from the other side of the world?
So she'll help dragons and yaks but not griffons? Pretty sure griffons are the least offensive of those three races.
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Considering how greedy they were for bits in Lost Treasure of Griffonstone, maybe it was for the best, regardless if they did get their destined ones
Cozy x Rumble is a ship I haven't seen but is welcoming. Now for Spike... I hope its a surprise
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There’s actually a couple of fanfics about that shipping
What a twist. I’ll laugh if Twilight and the others panic about Cozy being freed.
And wonder if by chance a destined partner is found and one or the other or even both are just like NOPE!!!
Well, this blew me away. I don't know what to hope for more: Rumble and Cozy's newfound relationship excelling or Sunburst bouncing back from his depression after investing.
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Ok, just a moment I read the notification on my phone when you replied to me, and it somehow messed up by making it sound like you said there was shipping about me
I got so confused.
Anyways, that is cool.
Come on, princess. You could've at least thrown in something like "the magic of true love saved you" or the like. That's your entire brand! Own it!
Ooh, I had a feeling it would be either Ember or Thorax for Spike. I didn't expect him to be so dead-set on Rarity but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised Ember had to yell at him over it. I wonder who Zephyr's match will be, if he gets one at all
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This is Spike we're talking about. He's too stupid for his own good when it comes to love. He'd die a virgin if not for this.
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True, true. Still, Ember's good for him. I ship Embrax more than Spember, but this was a nice interaction with them and I could see it going somewhere
I was hoping for a surprise but it’s nice to see Spike and Ember. Also, Ember helping Spike to get out of the whole falling for an adult crush.
Oh boy… if Rainbow Dash appears it’s over for her… I wonder who would pop up right in front of Zephyr? I don’t think a sweet mare would work out unless it’s Coco but there are other funny choices like Lightning Dust who is kind of like Dash or that one giant mare that appeared in the episode when Rarity got to open her 2nd store in Canterlot would be really funny to see Zephyr get squish hugged by a huge over protected mare. Huh know what putting both next to each other reminds me of the parents of the main character from Hairspray.
lol Rarity feeling the force there was great. Can’t wait to see if one of the M6 comes to Cadence.
Blue Blood I’m looking forward too since it would be funny to see who the lucky mare is.
You meant “tear” I believe
Why am I expecting Zephyr to get a stallion and have to go on a very rapid journey of self-discovery?
Cadence, you are going to wind up in stone or get Discord's attention with the amount of chaos this will cause.
Will Sunburst get a happier ending than a pile of bits? Him realizing he's Aromantic and having to explain to Cadence that that's OK would be delightful.
Love this disaster train that Cadence has unknowingly started.
I’m betting Cadance will being losing some bits again in the next chapter
Zephyr Brreze it's going to be a complicated one to deal with. Can't wait to see what happens when we get to him.
As much hilarious it would be if Dash does appear, that is what we're all expecting. So surprise us lol
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That's what I was thinking!
An interesting crackship. Can't wait to see what's next!
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I agree. I would love Sunburst coming to terms with it (though I expected Starlight... there's goes my OTP).
Can't wait to see who Zephyr ends up with, though I swear to Faust if it's RD I'm going to throw my tablet across the room.
im expecting zepher to either get one of the other wonderbolts or one of rainbowdashes parents.
Also i dont think there is a rule that says sunburst canot have the spell done again so...
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It be funny if it was spitfire
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i mean she does have a mane that as a hair dresser zepher might love to help her with
That's another possibility: That either the summoned partner, or the inquiring partner, will reject the "destined" pairing and will either vow to remain single or seek someone else.
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It drive rainbow crazy at the same time win win
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Perhaps this will give you a hint
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i hope that a hint towards sunburst getting a happy ending and not zephyr special some pony or that going to be super awkward
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Sort of Twilight all over again. 
(The books that is.) Thank you for explaining something that should have been obvious!
Oh. That's quite the age difference.
Uh-oh.
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Uh. They’re full blood siblings.
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Oh yea just remembered. Been so long.
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Now I’m thinking of it Daring Doo would be a surprise for Fluttershy’s brother lol
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Blueblood could be interesting, yes. But for a real challenge, make it Snips and Snails. Now THAT is hard mode.
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Oh I never seen… was her name Tree hugger? ship with Zephyr. That’s actually a really nice ship there and I support that because they both look right for each other.
Oh, Snip and Snails. Umm… now that’s hard to say you could make a joke from the EQG were there was an episode which Applejack felt bad for Snips and tries to be friends with him because he thought Snails abandon, which he didn’t. Other ideas could be Diamond and Silver Spoon but then they won’t really be the bully selfs since they are reform now… it would have been really funny before S5. Scoots is another good choice maybe Sweetie Bell?
Good luck figuring out for the boys. Nothing wrong making new characters if you want to.
This was a good turnout for Spike. I find it funny how Rarity was somehow affected by this despite how she feels about Spike.
I feel like Zephyr will end up with Limestone Pie.