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ParsonJim
Just trying my hand at some stories.
ParsonJim
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A big mac fic with femdom? The elders say that a fanfic like this comes only once every thousand years.
jk, its crap.
Your first fanfic is a clopfic?
*braces for either warm reception or incoming shitstorm*
Good luck, brave soul.
Why, for the love of Luna, do I somehow keep missing the 'sex' tag?
That sort of took me by surprise when it happened...
Oh! It's humanized ponies. Makes sense now.
I'll keep an eye on this.
Oh...humanized ponies, you should really put a "human" tag.
More please
Good fic I spotted minor grammatical errors and a few missing words but other than for those you did pretty goo and like Sierra_seven_ said you never know you could have a warm welcome to fim, or you could have you page blown up with tons of butthurt people whining about the fact that your fic was clop
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I read in the description that it was anthro versions.
1071410 I would say this is more anthro than humanized.
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Then why are you on the third chapter already? xD If you hate it so much, WHY are you on the latest chapter?!
1085406 but, im really not. Why would you think that? images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100424153707/dragonball/images/thumb/c/c6/AppuleNV.png/250px-AppuleNV.png
I just read the begining of the first chapter, so why dont you quit with the satisfactions?
that was, by far, the best one yet. keep em up lad.
Damn it Big mac. How come you get all the Mares? HOW DO YOU DO IT!!!!
1111500he is big mac he has so much swag people orgasm just by looking at him thats how.
Prob runs in the apple Family I had a Nerd Gazam When i saw Granny Smith
While I simply don't see the point of using anthros rather than ponies, this is well written and the idea of Mac being sexually assaulted by everything with a vagina he meets because he's too damned meek to say no is blackly hilarious.
At least he's safe around his family. For now.
(RD and her Cunt-Buster 3000 need to turn up, teach Mac a little humility. Just sayin'.)
This just keeps getting better and better you get 5 mustaches.
Hands? Pants? Fingers?
I... I feel dirty...
5 "eeyup"s for your awesome Clopfic!!!
Are they anthro in this?
Rape rape rapitty rape.
me gusta mucho
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Oh painkillers, what horrible things you can do to people.
One brand of painkillers made me hallucinate that the roof was made of spiders, the floor was made of scorpions and my door had vanished when I tried to leave my room.
I didn't get much sleep that night.
O_O
One of those rare Big Mac stories where he gets all the mares. So much potential yet rarely done. Awesome story bro
Big Mac and Zecora shipping?
I like the idea but I just hope there is still going to be another random mare for Big Mac to hump in the next chapters
It was odd to read when she talked about his Wang.
Honestly Zecora and Big Mac is one of my favorite pairings to read about. Not sure why but I like it.
1289736 Sadly, it looks like ParsonJim ended this story with this chapter (the status for it reads "Complete").
But let's keep our eyes peeled for whatever he decides to cook up next! 
I would like to see some with the rest of the mane six.
Zecora plus Big Mac... You sir have my approval to continue this pairing because I want to see more of it
Let's see, there is still...Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rose, Lily, Daisy, Derpy, Cheerilee, Berry Punch, Lyra, Bon Bon, Luna, Celestia, Spitfire(not sure how they would meet but still), Rarity(yes, again), and maybe some other mares that I forgot.
But if you wanted to stop this right now, I'm perfectly content with this ending!
I hope there are plans for a sequel. Zecora Mac would be a lovely change of pace.
This story should have a sequel. I loved it. If you got another, please give me a holla.
LOLLLLLOLLOLLOL CUNT-buster 3000 hahahahahahaha
1070358 it took me forever to figure that out myself
just to let you know
mam isn't how you spell ma'am
ma'am is =P
that rhyming XD
every time she busted out one of those dirty rhymes i busted out laughing
Is it me or does it seem like Pinkie is the kind of girl who would die immediately in a slasher film?
The only possible way that ending could have been any creepier is if the writer used the ending from F.E.A.R. 2 where Big Mac would wake up to see a heavily pregnant Applejack kneeling over Big Mac before taking his hand in hers and placing it over her swollen stomach. And then.....He'd hear a small voice from within say...."Daddy." That is the ONLY possible way that dream could be any creepier.
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Sequel or not, another short chapter, an epilogue.
It's not necessary - all that had to be told was told, but it would be very satisfying. A kind of enjoyable afterglow.
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It's just you. I think that honor would go ironically to Applejack. I think that reality warps around Pinkie so much that it would make Satan ask God for penance, so much shit goes around her that it seems death to her would either be insanely hilarious or she would survive the equivalent of a nuclear holocoust and still sings out "Smile, Smile, Smile" while all of the world burns
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Haha, anybody notice that Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle are in the pile up? haha, lols, that pic entails incest!
2348902 AWWW MAN!!!!! that should have happened and THEN woke up!!!! this comment put me in tears
I'm so happy that this was inspired by Jay's art; story's good too!
I loved how the connection between Big Mac and Zecora didn't seem forced. Only problem is with the rhyming I kept reading it in the tone I use for Dr. Suess books. It was unnerving.
the Hell no Luna?