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RainbowBob
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Bob... you crazy magnificent bastard... I only wish I had your skill when it came to 'sexy times'.
Welp! It's time to bring out the lotion!
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You better share more this time!
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Don't forget Merc's skill. He doesn't like to admit it, but damn does that sexy fella know how to write something miiiiiiighty steamy.
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Okay bby
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In that case I'll have to ask him for help with my current project, for I am and always will be... a man of my word.
Oh. Oh my.
Well then.
3922955 Hey Bob, I've got a story synopsis for you that I think you'll have a lot of fun writing should you choose to accept it. I've got too much crap on my plate as is, so I'm looking for someone
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Sure, just hit me up whenever.
Honeztly, i never even thoight of this ship as a possibility, and now that i've been introduced i think that a actual, full-length, multi-chapter story on the idea is something i'd like to see.
This is pretty awesome!
Huh...
First Sapphire Shores clopfic I've ever actually read.
And I liked it, too.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Wasn't bad, but the payoff was hardly worth the build up.
Wow, I've NEVER seen this pair before.
One thing I love about you is your originality, you lovable sponge.
A combination of epic degrees. Not just on the part of the characters, but of the authors.
…Um, wow.
Looks like I'll be taking a cold shower before heading out.
Once I saw the cover art I instantly knew it was done by RainbowBob.
l-u-g! lug! my god!
SON OF A BITCH ANOTHER RAINBOW BOB FIC THAT I AM OBLIGED TO LIKE AND FAVE!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU RAINBOW BOB!!!!
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Project, huh? What you got, son?
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I agree with you. Sapphires could be a really fun character to dive deeper into.
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Y-you too...
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His originality is how I keep getting roped into co-writing with him. Pls halp, :(
3927998 well not just Sapphire, though she doesn't get nearly enough attention, but the relationship of her and Mac. how would it work? would it even work beyond th' one-night-stand? would they go farther than just th' sex, or is that all there is to it? it's stuff i'd like to know.
So. Much. Swag. the dude is a frigging suave bastard, Loved this fiction so much.
Quite a delicious fic you've got there sir. Keep up the good work... for, uh, the people.
I hate to be that guy but Big Mac should be careful. Having taken extensive sexual aid classes in my ROTC program (they take it really seriously) it's actually considered rape if they're both drunk and they continue to have sex. Considering that Sapphire Shores is a really famous celebrity too, she could just call the police and say she was raped by someone she didn't know. And it would be the truth. It doesn't matter what they say or if you're intoxicated too, if they're drunk they are legally unable to consent and even if they're practically begging you to do so. And if they're unable to consent it's considered rape (which can completely destroy your entire Army career even if it was unintentional.)
3929032 If some bitch does that, kill her. You are still better of as a murderer. This is the reason you should never trust anyone. If you do anything, you can get sued, and go to prison. Watched movie on friends TV? You are violating copyright lavs and go to prison. Heard song played on the street? You are violating copyright law. Hear scream 3 blocks down the street and do noting about it? You are guilty of assisting a murder. Se someone hurt and do noting to help? You are guilty of not assisting. You help someone hurt, but have no medical license? You are guilty of attempt to hurt the person, and practicing without medical license.
Murder the fucker, get 2-5 years in prison, and that's it. And ain't nobody messing with you after that. (and if you are not retard,hide the body, have no witnesses and have an alibi, you ain't even getting that).
I know this from experience of friend of mine getting killed by random ass crackhead. Kill the fucker suing you, bleach out the blood(prevents the smell/clogging), dump it in toilet(or wherever it wont be found, feed it to your pig/dog, bury deep in forest), cook and burn the meat and bones (or use meat grinder, and hammer on the bones), and wash the crap out of everything. Bam no more problem for under a 100 dollars(start buying and saving up bottles of bleach beforehand, so you wont get cough buying 20 gallons of bleach). Use different kinds of cleaning supplies, if you have to buy them in rush. The drain cleaner, and laundry detergent, washing powder, hydrogen peroxide,vinegar all can be used for this.
Hardest part is not leaving evidence and witnesses that you killed/kidnapped the person. Just do your research, and you can avoid getting sued completely. Also don't do the horse head warning tradition, or threaten them, it makes it harder for you. Horse heads are too easy to track. Use molotovs instead. And in multiple unrelated places. Collect bottles from wayside, so their have unrelated fingerprints.
Shits too dam easy.
3929226 Unfortunately since Sapphire Shores is a famous celebrity it makes things that much harder for you. Having taken a Law Enforcement class, there was a cake model that they used to illustrate the importance of each violations. A picture of it is below.
Thing about the police is that they take it very seriously in cases involving celebrities. Since most people will be paying attention to what celebrities are doing, they'll try to ensure that justice doesn't go unresolved even in extremely minor cases like a speeding ticket. I think they believe for every celebrity case, they're sending a message to everyone out there to not break the law.
So in terms of Big Mac murdering Sapphire Shores if she accused him of rape, even if Big Mac scratched her car, the police would still do their best to find him and put him away for a long time. And in terms of sending a message, you can be sure that the police will do everything in their power to put the needle in his arm.
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3929226 what the fuck...
3929250 The ting is, ideally they shouldn't know that it's a murder. If possible just order couple off tickets to somewhere, from her credit card, and have her appear to be hiding somewhere. Making it appear as she used her credit cards from different country, is pretty easy.
Otherwise just go postal on their ass. Policeman are fuckin cowards anyway. And the press can be silenced pretty easily. You just gotta conceal the crap out of your identity, and research all the policeman, press, and private companies that might get involved, and convince them not to get involved.
If you get tagged as celebrity rapist, you are fucked anyway, so you might as well aether
1)Use new found fame to write book/movie.
2)Escape (Seek political protection in aether Belarus, or north Korea), as you are framed for murder, and chased out for your radical political beliefs.(Pretty easy to fabricate anonymous blog with anti government postings of yours).
3)Wage hell and go down with a bang. Hey you might as well entertain the nation for a wile. And make sure that police force gets more support in next years. Free training exercise for army too. And if you are lucky, you be remembered as that crazy paramilitary murderer that avoided countrywide search for X amount of time. If you survive, you can get a sweet crier in aether drug cartel, or terrorist organization. Tray to fake your death, and skip the country, if possible.
3929283 Welcome to the internet m8.
This line of discussion has taken an interesting turn.
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The fuck? Seriously, the fuck does anything you guys are talking about relate to the story at all? Take it to PMs so I don't have to hear this.
3930058 It's discussion about possible murder mystery sequel.
Anyhow great story, needs a sequel.
loved it this desperately need a continuation.
3930058 I don't know about him but I was just saying that as a possible sequel, the next day Sapphire Shores calls the police and says she just got raped. And then Big Mac would be on the run until he finally gets caught and then has to wage a huge legal war in order to make the whole thing go away.
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Uh, no, that idea won't be used. If a sequel if this ever is made, it sure as hell won't be that.
3930342 You're taking erotic fanfiction way too seriously. This isn't real life, it's just a short story about two people getting drunk, playing a game of hide the sausage, and possibly starting a relationship. Really, all this is is porn (no offense to the author; it was really well written). The works of fiction people choose to masturbate to really don't need to end realistically.
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I don't think a rape claim/homicide is what I'd call realistic.
Makes me want things like that to happen so much more.
I don't know what Mac will like better, waking up the next morning next to that Super Star or rubbing the fact in his sister's face...
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4075474 Ditto.
You know what ? This story should have a sequel.
I'm sure you have something else to tell and ...show.
This was a damn fine story, really.
There should be either a second chapter, a sequel, or an epilogue where AJ tracks Mac down to apologize...only to find him with Sapphire Shores. Or maybe Mac invites her back to the farm for dinner after the town tour. Apple Bloom's face at seeing Sapphire would be awesome, not to mention what "Sapphire Shores had dinner at my place" would do for her standing at school (regarding Diamond Tiara). That, and I'd love to see AJ's face when Big Mac, after pulling a chair out for Sapphire, just smirks and says, "Told ya so, sis."