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In order to save Shining Armor and Princess Cadance's sex life, Sunset Shimmer teaches Cadance how to be a bad girl.


Written as a Jinglemas 2018 present for Jqnexx.

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this is a case of male ignores female then acts like she isn't interested. wtf... cadance made an effort, he ignored her.

OMG that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

Why doesn't this story have a sex tag?

Spike, teach to be a bad boy?
I understand that it's comedy, but I think it would make much more sense if Shining went to Discord.
Or better ... try to revive Sombra

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Agreed, I died at the end :rainbowlaugh:

I was expecting that ending... But was still just too funny!

Left the other one to carry the bag. The lessons took better than expected.

Posh #9 · Jan 1st, 2019 · · ·

H U G M U F F I N
U G M U F F I N H
G M U F F I N H U
M U F F I N H U G
U F F I N H U G M
F F I N H U G M U
F I N H U G M U F
I N H U G M U F F
N H U G M U F F I

Hood boy. If Dean Cadance ever finds out the real truth as to why she is suddenly having to do a bunch of community service, Princess Cadance will be in for an extreme ass kicking from one pissed off Dean.

That ending was hilarious!

Read this on acid.

Rarity and Rainbow both winced at that. Fluttershy raised a single finger. “Um, Dean—Princess, I don’t think that Sunset likes being referred to like that anymore. She might not appreciate this sort of offer—”

Sunset grabbed Cadance’s hand. “I’m in.”

This probably saved you like 500 words of convincing lol

That ending :rainbowlaugh:

That ending still cracks me up. :rainbowlaugh:

Delightful bit of silliness. I always appreciate transdimensional shenanigans, and these were delightful ones. Poor Sunset, though. Brainbows are no fun at all.

So, I guess Cadence's magic can rekindle the love in a pony's heart....

...but she can't make Shining Armor horny.

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That was such a sickeningly sweet pet name that I took pause and contemplated if there was such thing as word diabetes. Like a chocolate or black forest cake that’s just a little bit too sweet, but still tolerable and still pleasant if you’ve spent a life of decadence with a Pinkie Pie diet of sweets numbing your taste buds little by little, but it ended up being the one thing that pushed you over the edge and caused you to have diabetes (totally worth it).

This was worth the read. Especially that ending!

“I’m starting to think this bad girl thing isn’t going to work out,” Sunset said as the two began to walk. “Whenever I tried doing something bad, I felt this weird… voice in my head telling me not to. Call me crazy, but I think getting hit by the Elements of Harmony made me physically incapable of being a bad girl anymore.”

I don't know Sunset. You still seem to have a habit of blowing your top.

Just because your not some raging megalomaniac anymore doesn't mean your still not capable of being scary.

Anyways, wonderful story. It made me laugh and taught me some good lessons about life.

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Is that an instruction or a statement?

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(I) read this one acid. I don’t remember the plot very well because I was high.

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“Oh.” Cadance cringed. “I guess I didn’t realize being a bad girl would involve doing bad things.”

Oh my god, Cadence XD Marvelous.

“Another princess?” Rainbow asked. “How many of you guys are there in ponyland? It’s like a cartoon.”

Hehehe
UNKNOWN MESSAGER DETECTED
???: well theres me and Then Theres Twilight and I also remember megan as well!
But she doesn't live here...
And im talking to myself am i huh?
Oh well

Cadance clamped her hands over her ears—they didn’t have “muzak” back in Equestria, and if they did, Cadance would have made it illegal years ago. Maybe all humans were tonedeaf? That would explain why they insisted on blasting this bastardization of music all over their shopping centers.

Well perhaps you aren't listening to the right songs

“I’m starting to think this bad girl thing isn’t going to work out,” Sunset said as the two began to walk. “Whenever I tried doing something bad, I felt this weird… voice in my head telling me not to. Call me crazy, but I think getting hit by the Elements of Harmony made me physically incapable of being a bad girl anymore.”

Uhh no they dont
I can DEFINITELY be bad myself!
However i think it more reinforces the good thats there already

“No, I’m just good at improv.”

True Rebecca is pretty good at that!

Dean Cadance’s head shot up. “Excuse me?”

...
Whoops!
Lemme just call someone
HEY TEMPORA!

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