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Girl Talk - TheNewYorkBrony



Talks the girls have at lunch and outside of school about sex, love, and life.

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Sunset was hosting yet another sleepover, and the girls were in the middle of watching yet another movie.

Rainbow was propped up against Sunset’s bed, uninterested in what was going on, her face glued to her phone, scrolling through her MyStable.

They were about halfway through when something on the screen caught her eye. She hadn’t looked up out of her own accord though, Fluttershy’s squeak and “Oh my,” had made her turn her attention to the tv.

There she saw two people kissing and about to, for a lack of a better word, do the do.

Her ears burned bright and she quickly turned away, but her actions didn’t go unnoticed by the fiery haired hostess, who slinked over to her, a cat like expression melting over her features.

“Hey, Dash, are you okay?” Sunset asked, her voice full of mirth and mischief.

Rainbow’s mouth twisted, but she answered her best friend anyway. “Yeah, I’m fine,” she said curtly, dodging Sunset’s gaze.

Sunset smirked. “You don’t seem fine to me. Are you embarrassed?” her smirk grew wider as Dash glared at her.

“No!” Dash answered way too quickly. “It’s just hot in here!”

“Pfft!” Sunset managed, giggling behind her hand. “If you say so chief,” she responded with a raised brow, going back to watching the movie.

“Huh? Eh? What’s that supposed to mean?” Rainbow asked her, pulling her arm. “What are you trying to say?”

Sunset put up her hands defensively. “Nothing, nothing.” Then to Applejack, “Hey AJ, can you open a window? I think Dashie’s getting a little hot and bothered.”

Rainbow Dash was mortified. “S-She’s lying! Haha! It’s just a little cramped in here!” she glared at Sunset. “Especially with the person sitting next to me,” she she growled. “Why don’t you go bother your girlfriend with science nerdy stuff and leave me alone?”

Sunset shrugged. “She’s watching the movie. I don’t want to disturb her.”

“Glad to see you value your girlfriend over your friends,” Dash said, eyebrow quirked.

Sunset rolled her eyes. “You know it’s not like that. But enough about me, let’s talk about you,” the glint in her eyes scared Rainbow Dash very much.

“What about me?” Rainbow asked, eyes scanning the room for a way out.

“I would have thought the most brash and, dare I say, courageous of us wouldn’t get flustered over a little fake sex,” Sunset teased. “Tell me, have you ever kissed anyone before?”

“Have you?” Rainbow shot back.

Sunset and Twilight exchanged a glance, Twilight sliding down her chair in embarrassment. She turned back to Rainbow and said, “Yeah, Flash,”

“What was that like?” Dash asked.

“Like kissing a rubber chicken,” Sunset responded flatly.

“Good to know if I ever get bored on AJ’s farm,” Rainbow said, smirking.

Sunset paled. “Please tell me you’re not actually that desperate.”

Pinkie bounced over to them and plopped down next to Sunset. “Whatcha guys talking about?” the movie had apparently ended and now the girls were intrigued by their conversation.

“Rainbow’s easily flustered by sex scenes in movies.” Sunset explained.

“Heh, what a baby,” Applejack chuckled.

“I'm not a baby!” Rainbow protested. “I just...can't really imagine myself doing anything like that with anyone. Especially like...you know...being on top of someone.”

“You know what that means, right darling?” Rarity asked. “You’re an absolute bottom.”

Sunset doubled over, wheezing as she laughed.

“A what?!” Rainbow demanded, her voice cracking. “I am not!”

“Oh honey,” Rarity told her, putting a hand on her shoulder. “You can’t even look at people having fake sex, how can you take charge in the real situation?”

“What is that anyway?” Rainbow asked. “It sounds stupid!”

“A bottom is someone who would rather receive than give,” Twilight explained. “I uh, read it in a book once,” she clarified quickly. “I am not apart of this conversation anymore.”

“A bottom sounds like a wimp! I am not a wimp!” Dash said, pointing at herself. “Wimps are losers!”

Applejack shrugged. “Guess you’re a loser then,”

“Everything you do radiates bottom energy,” Sunset told her. “Sorry but that’s the tea.”

“Like what?” Dash demanded.

“You’re not intimidatin’.” Applejack replied. “Like, at all.”

“I can be intimidating!” Rainbow Dash insisted.

“Intimidate me then,” Sunset commanded, folding her arms. “Since you’re not a bottom, you should obviously know how to take charge.”

Dash’s mind blanked. “Uh,” she started. “I...” words seemed to fail her as she looked around at the faces of her friends. “How do you even intimidate someone?!”

“See? Bottom.” Sunset said, nodding. “Accept it.”

“That doesn’t mean anything! How do you even determine something like that?” Dash was angry now. “This is so stupid.”

“Why do you have such a problem with being a bottom?” Sunset asked her. “It’s not like it’s a bad thing.”

“Embrace it, Dashie,” Pinkie told her, nodding.

“What about you guys? Are any of you one of these so called bottoms?” Dash asked, pointing at Pinkie.

“I’m a total bottom! Slap my ass and make me jiggle like jello!” Pinkie giggled as Twilight stared at her in disbelief.

“Verse,” Applejack said.

Rarity flipped her hair. “Top.”

Sunset grinned. “I’m a top. Though, if me and Twilight did anything, I don’t think I could...you know. I’d just be too shy. She’d have to take the lead.”

Fluttershy blushing squeaked out, “Verse,”

Rainbow looked to Twilight. “What’s a verse?”

Twilight put up her hands. “Again, not getting involved.”

She turned to Applejack.

“Basically, someone who can do both. So, not you.” Applejack told her with a shit eating grin.

Rainbow stuck up her middle finger. “I know what I am. And I know I'm not a bottom,”

“Well, what are you then darling? Because it's most definitely not a top,” Rarity responded with a smirk.

“I can top. I’m telling you I can,” Rainbow insisted. “I don’t care what you guys say, I know what I can do.”

“Didn’t you have a crush on me a while back?” Sunset asked.

Dash’s eyes were pinpricks. “W-what?”

“I recall a few months ago, you, had a crush on me. What made you like me so much?” Sunset’s smirk was devious and almost reminded Rainbow Dash of her demon form.

That girl was as sadistic as they come.

“Ah...” Rainbow started, not quite sure what to say. What could she say? She didn’t want to say something weird, especially with Twilight sitting right there. “Your aura, I guess? Like you have a really commanding aura. Kinda like that hot Adagio chick.”

Sunset did a scarily good impression of the sirens laugh and flipped her hair. “See? That makes me a top. You’ve got none of that aura. Like, at all. Some might even call you a bratty bottom.”

Dash’s mouth twisted. “That sounds even more insulting that the first one.”

“But a perfect fit,” Rarity responded, Applejack and Fluttershy nodding along with her.

“I hate all of you,” Dash grumbled.

Applejack ruffled her hair. “Aw, it’s okay sugarcube, you’ll find someone that will fix that attitude right up,” she chuckled deeply when Rainbow pushed her hand away.

“Face it, Dash, Spike is more intimidating than you. And he’s a puppy.” Sunset pointed to the dog that was currently chewing on a bone and cleary ignoring the conversation going on right now. “Just be a good girl Dash, and accept your role.”

“I don’t take orders from anyone!” Dash fixed her with a deep glare. “This is bullying!”

“Why? Because we’re right?” Applejack asked.

“You’re wrong!” Rainbow snapped.

Sunset shrugged. “My girlfriend and best friend are both bottoms. Don’t know why you’re making such a big deal out of nothing. You’re just proving our point.”

Rainbow Dash stood up. “I don’t have to take this! I don’t have to take this from you guys!”

“Maybe not from us, but someone else yeah,” Applejack sneered.

“AJ eat a rock!” Rainbow shouted, pushing her.

“Are you telling me what to do?” the country girl snickered.

“Yeah, I am!” Rainbow affirmed, puffing out her chest.

“That’s real funny coming from the brattiest bottom in this group,” Applejack responded with a toothy grin.

Rainbow wanted to kill her thrice in that moment.

“Shouldn’t there be a test or something? How can you even tell this kind of thing by looking at someone?” Rainbow insisted, giving all of her friends a pleading look.

“No reason to test when we all know it,” Sunset shrugged.

“Yeah!” Pinkie bubbled. “Your the bottomest of bottoms!”

Rainbow walked over to her bag and started stuffing her things into it without another word.

“Dash, really?” Applejack asked her, watching her.

“Honestly darling, don't you think that’s a little overly dramatic?” Rarity asked, eyebrow raised. “It isn’t the end of the world,”

“Okay,” Sunset said, pulling out her phone from her leather jacket. “We’re going to solve this once and for all.” She scrolled through her phone for the contact she was looking for and then pressed the green phone button. As it rang, she shushed everyone as the person on the other end picked up.

“Hello?”

“Hey, Trixie,” she responded with a small smile. “I have a question for you. Me and the girls are trying to explain to Rainbow Dash how much of a bottom she is and she keeps denying it. So, what kind of aura do you think Rainbow radiates?”

“Huh?” Trixie responded, confused. “Sunset, it’s like—”

“Answer the question, please,” Sunset pleaded sternly.

There was a sigh. “To be honest, I don’t think I can see her as anything else but a bottom. She’s soft. You know, like an infant with the soft spot of their head pushed in. Can I go back to sleep now?”

Sunset grinned at a mortified Rainbow the entire time. “Yup, see you at school on Monday,” She said, hanging up.

The room erupted into laughter.

“I hate all of you.” Dash said darkly.

“Baby Dash! Baby Dash!” PInkie repeated, dancing around her.

Applejack grinned. “Glad you finally accepted it.”

Rainbow Dash flipped her off. “Fuck you.”

Author's Note:

If the girls seem a little ooc in this chapter I apologize, I base a lot of the chapters in this story on conversations I have with my group of girls. This was something that happened between all of us, and I thought it'd be funny to translate it into a chapter.


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Comments ( 32 )

“A bottom sounds like a wimp! I am not a wimp!” Dash said, pointing at herself. “Wimps are losers!”

Not necessarily. Because at least in BDSM, the sub is the one truly in power. They want the rough treatment and if they say stop, the dom STOPS.

Ri2

Now, the question is who will top Rainbow's soft baby bottom?

Why did they call Trixie for her opinion?

9237094
Trixie has a good judgment of character I suppose

9237026
Dash has no knowledge of that of course she doesnt know that pfft

Ri2

9237153
...A good judge of character. Trixie?

9237192
Hey hey, give her the benefit of the doubt. Shes probably learned a few things from sunset :trixieshiftright:

You know if Rainbow Dash ever became a professional wrestler her finishing move would be the Rock "Bottom".

I don't read Rainbow as a bottom, I think of her more as an asexual. Sex just isn't important to her so it has little appeal. I think her friends just misconstrued reaction.

9237209
Pfffft. You deserve a beer for that one :rainbowlaugh:

9237234 Hey, someone had to reference the People's Champ. That and I could not resist.

And more Flash bashing. Honestly thought the fandom would be well past this, especially seeing as we now have Timber.

I'm a simple man. I see Sunlight, I'm happy.

Sunset pointed to the dog that was currently chewing on a bone and cleary ignoring the conversation going on right now.

:moustache: "You know, I'd love to chime in, but someone had my balls cut off."
:facehoof: "Not. Part. Of the conversation."

Yeah, I've lately been seeing Human Rainbow in a different light. That light being "she acts tough, but she's really the most sensitive of the Rainbooms". Especially when you take her portrayal in Roller Coaster of Friendship into account. I don't care what anyone says, Flutters and Dash are dating, and Flutters is the more dominant of the two. It's canon until the official stuff proves me otherwise.

....I can somehow see Flutters as a Verse or Switch; it depends on the person she's with.

9237524
Horrible. Just horrible.

:rainbowlaugh:

“What’s a verse?”

I'm with her tbh. What's the reasoning for "verse"? I've only ever heard "switch" as in "I can switch from top to bottom"

Yeah, her friends are kinda ride in this one. At the very least, they should just let it go. Oh well, good chapter in any case.
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“I am not apart of this conversation anymore.”

Funny how just one missed space can change the meaning of a sentence so much.
*a part of

Your the bottomest

You're

Dash has a bottom... Well I'll be damn...

9237214
If that “a” in asexual stands for awesome then I completely agree with you.

Spike is a Top?!?

This is pretty hilariously terrible. Though I can see Dash being a secret bottom, the type that acts dominant outside the bedroom, but deep down wants to relinquish control to someone else.

9237192
Considering how much of a Top Sunset acted like when she was the Evil Queen of School, or when she was facing off against Sci-Twi....yeah. I can see how Trixie would be able to compare that to someone like Sunset.

Not only that, but compare her to someone like AJ. AJ has more of a quiet confidence, compared to Dash's ego. Dash needs confirmation of her awesomeness from those around her, unlike say AJ who is more content to show not tell.

9237911
I always thought switch as well. And I should know, I am one.

9237385
Yeah. Ever since Good Vibes, I've been trying to give the poor dorkus a break. I'll never let up on Timber, though.

You know...they didn't seem out of character to me.

But I don't think RD would stay a bottom. I feel like experience would allow her to grow into a verse

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Question. Is there a reason you dragged Twilight and Sunset shipping into this? Unneeded is all I'm seeing from it. And I looked back at old chapters to see if I missed something.

9237911
If you're still not sure about why 'verse', (thought you've probably googled it already), it's short for 'versatile' which means you can do a lot of things.

I'm still very confused of what RD sexuality is so can someone please explain. BTW I love this story!

That girl was as sadistic as they come.

I wholeheartedly agree.

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