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The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page. Support me on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNewYorkBrony


The girls sit Sunset down because her jokes about dating horses have stopped being funny and have actually become really concerning.

Idea and cover art from my talented friend faith, aka fencingclubshimmer on tumblr.https://fencingclubshimmer.tumblr.com/post/173742593871/small-brain-sunsets-friends-make-horse-jokes-and

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Damn it all, Sunset. :rainbowlaugh:

Ohh too bad about the typo right at the end cos this is golden. :rainbowlaugh:

Okay cool it's fixed now.

Oh for Celestia's sake, Sunset. PLEASE don't give the weirdos any more fuel.

This is hilarious!

Sunny’s troll powers are impressive...

Darth Vader voice

The troll is strong with this one.

Quit horsing around and admit you want to bang a horse, Sunset.

Sunset sighed. “You’re right. You guys are right. I’m sorry,” she said softly, looking at the ground. “I shouldn’t make jokes that make the people around me uncomfortable

“Thank you!” Applejack exclaimed, happy that she wouldn’t find Sunset in her barn in the middle of the night in some compromising position.

“That you have shit taste in jokes!” Sunset said, grinning.

There seems to be some text missing or an editing error. I crossed out the part that seems out of place, but maybe some text got dropped that makes it all make sense? :applejackunsure:

“But it’s just a joke. Do you guys actually think I’d sneak in here and rendezvous with Missy like I’m some horny homesick weirdo?”

Shimmy, you'd best clarify whether that's a rhetorical question, or whether you'd like them to answer honestly.

LOL this was absolutely amazing I loved it. :rainbowlaugh:

hmm im glad you pointed that out i fixed it

Nice to see a Sunset fic where she doesn't let her friends walk right over her.

Seems Celestia was an excellent teacher after all. Shame Princess Twi never got that A in trolling.

Is everyone getting in on the "Sunset Shimmer and horses" thing but me?

I'm sure she never lived down the poor grade she got in that class. :trollestia:

If anyone wants to, please support me on patreon or donate to my ko-fi so that i can keep making funny stories like this one!

Asking Sunset that she wants to be banged by a horse is like having Fluttershy getting licked by Spike.

She's so deep in denial that the crocodiles assume she is one of them and the hippos are offended by her taking up so much room.

That was a solid laugh story. :rainbowlaugh:

The only appropriate response is for the rest of the Rainbooms to take a picture of a horse, edit it to add a horn and change its main and colors to Sunsets' , and paste said picture in front of her locker.

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