Hello everyone! Let us dive into a wonderful new adventure starring the Great and Powerful Trixie herself! There will be action! There will be romance! There will be wealth and opportunity beyond measure through this perilous journey ahead! Without further ado, let the story begin!
Trixie let out a small yawn as she kicked open the door to her travel-carriage with a hind leg. Grumbling to herself, she stumbled out and dropped onto the grass, not bothering to fix her mane which had become entangled throughout the night.
“Wha- who’s there?”
Trixie— Wait… can you hear me? … Is this actually happening right now?
“Yes, Trixie can hear you, moron, you’re inside Trixie’s head. Who are you? Is that you, Discord? It's too early to be doing this right now.”
I don't think Discord would do something like this, it's a little mundane for him. I’m still trying to wrap my head around this.
“You may have a point, but that's still something Discord would say,” Trixie replied, her voice laced with irritation.
Look... can I just continue with the story? This was supposed to be an adventure story, with action and romance
and—
“Trixie doesn’t care in the slightest,” she said as she began to trot toward Ponyville, levitating her saddlebag over her shoulder.
“Trixie is going to practice magic with Starlight today, so you can forget whatever plan you may have had.”
Fine, I’ll roll with it, I guess. I have to entertain my audience somehow. Hopefully my charming anecdotal narrative will be enough to appease them.
Trixie continued to walk across the off-beaten path, looking up at the sky in annoyance.
“Who would want to listen to you, anyway? You're like a parrot, but even more annoying.”
I'm actually a writer, people read what I write for fun and —
“Let’s be honest here, is anypony actually going to read whatever you write?”
Okay, I’ll admit, that stung a little. Why are you being so aggressive? It's not like my ego was in a good state to begin with.
“Because you’re annoying!” Trixie growled. “Go bother somepony else for Celestia’s sake.”
Trixie huffed in frustration as Princess Twilight’s castle came into view. Near her, a pony stood in bewilderment, flummoxed by the mysterious voice that had no apparent source.
“Will you just shut your fat muzzle? Trixie doesn't want to look worse than she already does and have somepony staring at her,” Trixie demanded in a hushed tone, wearily eyeing the stallion who was looking at her.
I was under the impression you were the only one who could hear me, this story has become much more interesting.
Trixie quickened her pace as she arrived at the castle, not bothering to knock as she pushed open the front door.
“Trixie doesn’t need to knock, Starlight is already aware of our arrangement.”
It's still kind of rude, though. Twilight and her purple gecko live here too.
A snarky smirk formed on Trixie’s face as she began to walk through the main hall, scanning each side for the particular room Starlight was in.
“Trixie isn’t stupid. Starlight is at the far end of the hall. Trixie’s been here before, you know.”
I didn't say you were stupid, I just have to describe what is happening in detail without devolving into dull exposition and —
“Would you look at that, Trixie’s back to not caring.”
Would you stop interrupting me?!
Trixie’s expression had evolved into a sneer, “Then say something worth not interrupting for once.”
Trixie finally approached the door she was looking for, opening it with enough force to rattle the frame.
Starlight was sitting at a table in the center of the room. She jerked back in sudden surprise as Trixie barged in, wobbling slightly and gripping another chair for support.
“T- Trixie! Why the rush? And why do I hear a voice? Is it some kind of spell you cast?”
Trixie gave a dejected sigh as she tossed her saddlebag on the table, pulling out a seat adjacent to her friend.
“Trixie isn’t that fortunate. At least a spell could be cancelled.”
Come on, I’m not that bad. I haven't even felt insulted enough to verbally harass you yet.
Trixie glared up at the ceiling, “You’d be a lot more tolerable if you shut up.”
Likewise, con artist.
Starlight slowly stood up, trotting over to a bookshelf.
“Excuse me, sir, who exactly are you? And why are you following Trixie around?”
I was going to narrate a story about her, but she became cognizant before the story could even begin for some reason.
“Are you calling Trixie a vegetable?!” Trixie sputtered, slamming her hooves on the table in response to the supposed accusation.
Emphasis on the word ‘supposed’, because that wasn’t originally an insult, vegetable.
Trixie snarled as Starlight pulled a book off of a shelf with her magic and placed it on the table in front of her.
“Well, can you please leave my friend alone, Mr. Narrator? She isn’t exactly the most welcoming pony.”
“Hey!”
…
“Mr. Narrator? Are you there?”
“Thank Celestia, Trixie thought he would never go away.”
…
“Well, I guess that’s over with, do you still want to practice magic today Tr—”
Sorry, I'm back. I went to grab a sandwich. Are we still talking about getting rid of me?
Trixie groaned and slammed her head on the table as Starlight sighed and rubbed her head in exasperation.
“Look, Twilight told me about how she had a similar experience just like this. There's a spell that will temporarily remove you, but I’d prefer it if we solved this in a more civil manner.”
I am being civil, though, I can’t say the same for everyone else in this room.
Starlight continued before Trixie had a chance to retort.
“Would you be willing to compromise? I’ll tell you what, if you leave Trixie alone for the rest of the day, I’ll let you narrate a sequel.”
“Trixie didn't agree to that!” Trixie exclaimed.
Well, that offer certainly is tempting.
“Starlight! Don't give him a way to annoy me more!” Trixie protested as she continued to whine.
“I’m not whining!”
Starlight flipped through the book in fervor, stopping on a page detailing one spell in particular. The spell itself was labeled ‘Showstopper’.
Well, that's awfully convenient to the plot, and mildly irritating at that. Really, Starlight? I was under the impression we didn't mind each other.
“Sorry Mr. Narrator, I actually don't mind your company myself. But Trixie clearly doesn’t want you hovering around her, so I’m going to cast this spell.”
Starlight’s horn began to produce an incandescent light that illuminated the room, her face straining with focus as she looked up at the ceiling.
“Just hurry up and cast it, Starlight! Trixie doesn't want to have to put up with him any more.”
Sorry to break it to you, but I’m the one in charge of the story, you can’t just end the story when you feel li—
Shing!
Love it!
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That's a phrase that melts my heart.
Would this be the same narrator from this story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95183/twilight-hears-the-narrator ?
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I'll leave that for you to decide.
This was fun!
Any chance of more?
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Of this story? Maybe a sequel if it gets enough traction.
Of stories like this in the future? Sure! I don't see why not.
god dammit man this is good
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Glad to hear it.
Noice.
This wouldn't be happening if David Attenborough was narrating.
Writing something like this, that European air must be messing with your head, Jack
Still, the ham was good, also I may or may not have a surprise for you when you get back. Maybe if you're a good little colt, eheh.
i remember a game that had a simuler twist where the main character would contently argue with the narrator it was a very funny game as this is a very funny story
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Thank you!
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The narrator has proven to be quite unreliable.
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They don't have smoking regulations like they do in the US, I swear.
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Thanks!
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no prob bob ... er jack
This reminds Stanley of the game that he was featured in called The Stanley Parable. Stanley questioned whether this was intentional or not, but he realized he didn't really care and decided the story was mind bending enough to put on his favorites shelf.
In all seriousness, this was an entertaining read and I rather enjoyed it.
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Thank you.
Finally caught some time to read this.
And you're right, I did like it :V
It was an amusing read, definitely funny. Not like laugh-out-loud funny, but I had a stupid grin across my face the entire time.
Good job, Jack. Also, nice job on really bringing the idea to life—I'm sure it's been done before, but this is the first time I'm reading the concept, and I enjoyed it a lot. ^^
And just like that, the narrator has been effectively "owned" by Starlight Glimmer.
This was a short but sweet story to read. I'm definitely keeping this in my favorites. Thanks for writing it!
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Thanks for reading it.
Huh... I can see this being cannon and that's saying something. Huston, we have no problems
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No, that would require the writing team to be creative.
8279761 That hasn't stopped Pinkie Pie.
That was cute
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Thanks, man.
Of course the narrator had to narrate "The great and Powerful Trixie" and of course she would be annoyed and sassy about it . Nice job JackRipper.
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Thank you.
This was amazing. Buy the time you see this comment, I'll probably have moved this story to my favorites. It's that good. Though it seems Trixie is upset about you calling her a "second-rate magician" in the title of your chapter...
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Thank you kindly.
Indeed.
Yes, quite good.
Guess agaaain~!
Every so often I feel like I can hear a narrator for me. Maybe cause I'm crazy. So did they kill the narrator or... what would that be called? Narrataside? Actually I like that word, it sounds awesome!
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The didn't kill the narrator so much as they ended the story. Your ending would be a little dark for an E-rated story.
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Before I say this, I have to ask if you like dark humor?
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Celestia's Tea Conquest has a lot of dark humor. It's the best kind of humor in my opinion.
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Well then, I suppose, if my theory is correct, this narrator will meet Twilight.
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95183/twilight-hears-the-narrator
May I have your permission to do a reading of your story?
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Knock yourself out, my good man.
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Great! I'll link you to the reading once it is finished!
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Here's the link to the reading! Reading
F for Narrator. So is he dead, or...?
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I think so.
I thought this was going to be my biggest laugh, but then there was this:
Then I really cracked up.
This was a fun little fic. Reminded me of Stranger Than Fiction, except wayyyy less dark. Always gotta love Trixie being Trixie.
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Oh gosh, you had to pick one of the older ones huh? Thanks for reading nonetheless, even if it is one of my more amateur pieces.