• Member Since 16th May, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 3rd, 2017

Loyal


Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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Am I proud of what I've done? No. But here you are anyways.

8053093 Sequel: Tim Hoofton's opens a shop in Canterlot to compete with Donut Joe. Celestia decides to sample both sides of the donut war to see which she prefers. :trollestia:

Different. I like it.

And you made it somehow work.

Edit: I assume people don't get it that I meant the ship. I probably could have clarified that.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Oh I enjoyed this. Dirty princess, no 'winking', well-written, debaucherous.

Please sir, some more?

Is this the result of boredom? Because, if so, it worked out.

8053180 Meh, I don't know. Celestia seemed to actually LOVE Joe, so I don't see her (at least in THIS context) as the type of mare to do that...

...LUNA on the other hoof...

Gives a sexy new meaning to the term "Sibling Rivalry":raritywink:

Ranch dressing? Oh yes, the cow poke really got a good ride in. :trollestia:

That last line...Priceless. Kudos Loyal! This was just as good as any of your other works.

I miss SugarFree :(

Noice story. ending was also funnylike.:moustache:

Thus ends the story of Loyal2-1. Only a select few will know why this was the last story he ever posted, or why this story drove him away. I guess in the long run some things just can't be sustained.

8053180 There won't be a sequel, there won't be another story ever again.

That ending! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

https://goo.gl/images/Y4CfXk

I came here expecting chocolate but got something very, very vanilla.

AW GODDAMN IT
Bahahahaha

I thought this was about Celestia sneaking out to eat donuts.

I was wrong.

I'm very conflicted about this. I mean, the sex was some of the hottest stuff on the site, and the truly loving interactions just made it so much better. But the focus on just how dirty Joe is in general...

Lunchtime food breath and unwashed, grimy hooves... But so much ooey, gooey sexiness... :applejackconfused:

:twilightsmile:

Luna knows

"Earth Ponies were renown for their emissions"

How is this the only clopfic to run with that idea

8057004

HA I DIDN'T SEE THAT BEFORE COMMENTING

GREAT ENDING

8058867

Is that the mythical My Cutie Mark is a Nun?

Hey Loyal, great fic and all, but just one problem ... isn't Donut/Pony Joe a unicorn?

Pony Joe

Horrified, Celestia watched Luna lick the bit of white fluid off of her own hoof.

:rainbowderp:

Thats even worse that the hair gel scene from Something about Mary. Bloody well done :rainbowlaugh:

8056437 He's quit. Got tired of the fandom only enjoying his stupid shit like this an ignoring the stuff he put tons of effort into.

Comment posted by teslatrooper deleted Mar 4th, 2020
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