"I... I don't actually remember..."
"WOT IN TARNATION?" I hollered, specks of spittle flying out all the while.
Megan shrugged.
Before I could send a flaming bolt of concentrated rage at the grill girl, I was stopped by a blinding flash, followed by a very familiar chuckle.
"Heeeeeyyyyyy, Twilirino!" Discord chided, "Ready for your return to Equestria?"
"Who's that?" Great-Granny-PudgePile-of-the-same-name-as-I deadpanned, pointing a hoof at the embodiment of Chaos.
"WhO'S tHAt?!" Discord mocked, morphing his face into my definitely-not-counterpart's.
The protopony leapt back in surprise, and screeched "MONSTER!" while hiding behind Megan.
Discord chuckled as he leaned back, draping a noodle arm over my face. "Now then, miss-I've-been-missing-from-Equestria-for-half-a-week-tops, how's your vacation been going?
What.
"Discord..." I began, "Are you saying that you--"
"Made you get stuck here on purpose? Ha!" He laughed, "I totally didn't."
I groaned. "Discord," I began slowly, "If you don't bring me back to the present right now, then I'm gonna make sure you'll remain a statue for millenia to come."
"Fine, fine," Discord grumbled, picking me up by the horn, "Well, see y'all!" he waved to the inhabitants of the past, "DISCORD, OUT!"
Megan, after a few minutes of complete and awkward silence, stumbled into the back of the cave, and quickly returned with the shards of the locket.
"Now what?"
Your welcome
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Yeah. Thanks for the tip.
And with that, our delightful little romp through madness and the potential gardening habits of proto-properly-proportioned-pony-people comes to an end! Thank you for the fic!
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*bows*
*runs off into the distance shouting words of freedom*
And here we are at the end... interesting Heheh, well this was quite a ride, good show!
Yes Megan, now what?
Um. Yep, I just realized that I never came to visit the end. Lemon ice, mashed potato, BBQ'd ribs, salted and buttered corn. I end my speech.
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I don't think so.
looks at description.....ha ha...ha ha ha ...hahahahah.hahahahahahahhah. insert best joker laugh of all time
The comedy tag is definitely a good fit for this story you delivered just on the description! I'm totally reading this story when I get a chance to!