"Twilight?" I heard the girl groan as she stirred, "Where... where are we?"
My ears perked. "Ah, you're awake!" I said in surprise, chuckling internally at my mad-scientist-esque tone of voice. "Welcome to my cave." I trotted over towards the containment shield, and popped it with a hoof.
"Greetings, prehistoric pony and human, I am Twilight."
The pony cocked her head. "But I'm Twilight," she replied, "And we've already met before."
I facehoofed. "Whatever," I grumbled as I set about constructing some crude chairs for the two, "Now then." I turned towards the girl. "What's your name, laddy?"
The grill... uh, girl shrunk back in fear. "M-Megan," she stammered, staying close to my doppelganger."
"Well, Megan and Not-So-Much-But-Quite-Possibly-My-Mother, BEHOLD!"
I unfurled my wings and enveloped myself in a light spell for effect.
"HAIL TO YOUR NEW GODDESS!"
'Megan' raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?"
"DOST THOU DARE TO SASS THY ETERNAL GODDESS?"
"No." Squeaked my doppelganger-clone-mother-thing.
I nodded in amusement at the act, and sat down on a third chair. "Please, sit." I ordered sweetly, "Let's have a little talk."
"NO, FOR THE LAST BUCKIN' TIME, I'M NOT GONNA STEAL YOUR SOULS!" I shouted in rage. After the first question I had asked them, namely, "Do either of you have any idea of how to extract oneself from a certain parameter of time?", all they had done was repeatedly stammer back, "No, mistress." and "Please don't eat us." and "Are you a cannibal?"
Well, at least I've got one bit of info about these two.
They're both idiots.
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Megan of course is just chill about the whole thing...
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Good lawdy, heehe, Megan is so chill bout this :P
Nice job
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Ok we need to put Twilight down
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