Okay, so let's say that I'm crazy. Insane, even. That would be completely logical to think that, but in fact, I am not crazy. I'm perfectly fine! Perfectly. Fiiiiinnnnnnneeee... Got it?! Great.
Now, as for this "Plan B". Let's just say that I know a thing or two from Starlight Glimmer about mind control. Let's also assume that I happen to have recently read a book about gene splicing. And maybe my mind is perhaps beginning to crack under the idea of all this.
Perhaps we should just ignore that little bit back there, shall we? Yes, we should. It's gonna be alright, Twilight. These ponies are prehistoric... their moral code is far different from our own... I can experiment a bit... maybe...
An idea flew into my mind as I lay silently on my rock. I could modify my illusion spell, and infiltrate the ranks of those ponies! And from the inside, I could figure out what they might've done to the scroll, and where they've hidden it!
Ooh boy, this'll be fun!
Poor girl. QUICK! ALICORN NEEDS 50cc OF CELESTIA'S COMFORTING CUDDLES STAT!
7858136 Too bad Celestia doesn't exist yet.
I'm afraid of YandereTwi coming out.
7858145 Don't worry, it's gonna be more of AssimiTwi.
7858137 well then lets give her the next best thing: human hand pettings.
7858160 It depends on whether or not she even notices the humans, or ends up accidentally exterminating them in her version of the apocalypse.
7858156 Okay, now I'm even MORE afraid of Twilight causing Instrumentality.
7858192 Oh, it's nothing, really. Just the oncoming onslaught of infected ponies causing a rapid mutation rate that'll jump-start what will become Generation 2.
7858196 You mean like a sugar zombie apocalypse?
7858312 Kinda.
Oh lawdy, someone's gone bonkers :P
7858544 Yup.
Twi? You're gone like really gone.
7858628 Gone... like the wind?
What? How did I miss these updates from this lovely gem? Well, looks like I need to catch up, then.
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Yup, Twilight's definitely loosing it. Always a joy to see, and I think you captured it rather well.