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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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What?! A sequel to Royal Instruction?! But Royal Instruction is my favorite horse sex words! Reading now.
Fucking delicious. Quickly, someone with money commission Shining getting fucked by his wife and daughter!
7260447 what further complexity, if added, might have earned your approval?
No one seems to have noticed he uploaded this story at 4:20PM...
Darf is therefore Snoop Dogg.
7260856 pls do a snoop blingee of my avatar, someone
7260756 unfortunately we have different definitions of creativity. i felt creative writing this story and filling it with emotion and resonant depth. not your cup of tea, fair, but try not to assume you are ending arbiter of all that is 'creative'
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No.
7260756
What else is it going to be? Otherwise it's tired old drama that should not be in clop. "Oh but we are forever torn from each other due to our blood-relation, never shall we bed one another!" And then two chapters later they bang anyway and we get five more chapters of them trying to hide it or feeling bad about it or whatever. It got boring. Real fast.
Not every story can be original. Creativity only goes so far before you're doing something others have done time and again when making a story on a subject or theme or set of characters, and trying to make it enjoyable. Which is the only thing that ACTUALLY matters: That the content, on its own, is enjoyable. Which this is.
Ergo it gets an upvote because it was entertaining, and fanfiction is entertainment.
7262026 I'm gonna have to agree with Pusspuss on this one. No, decent clop is not easy to write. The stuff that you see writers slam out in under a week for a quick buck isn't good quality; it's meant for quantity. From experience I can tell you that erotic literature isn't a breeze to write: it takes time, patience, and understanding. You can't just make it sound sexy, it has to feel sexy to the reader, otherwise it's just "he stuck his penis in her vagina and moved back and forth until he was finished, and no one wants to read that.
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How did I abused the thumbs-down button?
And if you don't care about your story and you just want to describe a couple having sex, then yeah, clop is easy. But if you actually care about what you're writing and want to tell a story, then no, it's not easy at all. I take more time and put more thought into my clop chapters then I do my other ones.
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Here, here!
7262389 But, but I like it when he sticks his penis into her vagina and moves back and forth until he was finished!
enjoying this discussion. in a realm where the goal is 'write erotic horseporn', is there any possibility for creativity at all then? here, the creativity i attempted was in the emotional dynamic of the relationship--it was constrained by the fetish requests and word-count of the payment, but i tried to integrate as much real-life struggle and experience into the conversations and hidden meanings between Celestia/Luna as i could. if that's not creative, i don't know what is--but it's possible you didn't perceive it as creative. that's fine too, but i want to come to an agreed definition of creativity, not just the one you have.
7265789 hey there, no spite from me! you're totally capable of having your own definition of 'creativity', and i just wanted to let you know it can be hurtful to hear a comment like that when i tried my hardest to be creative, even tho i failed in your eyes.
thank you for being brave enough to share your opinion, and be candid about your mental illness. have an internet hug from me.
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I've read my fair share of futa, but Royal Instruction always stood out for the strength of t6he reaction it got. It's the only one to ever make me go "Oh, damn. Oh... Oh, damn!"
And now there's a sequel? *carefully clears off a very specific spot on a certain shelf*
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i contest both those claims! i try to make my stories as realistic as possible, within the constraints of the conceit (go read "Twilight Sparkle is Lonely" or "Rarity Sleeps In")--it's just a lot harder to do when it comes to sex happening for no reason! :p i also don't think everyone hates you--i don't hate you, and from what i know about other human beings, no one else who read your comments and saw you being polite, humble, and brave would hate you either. you seem like a kind person who is afraid of being disliked, and i know that feeling very well, so thank you for sharing it. i hope the fact that you are not alone in this feeling helps a lot. i had a feeling you hated my story when i read your comment--or that you hated me, or that the whole universe hated me. luckily, that feeling passed, but if it sticks around for you, tell it to go away because it's not true!
7269858 thanks back to you as well, friend! i'm trying to be more active on fimfiction, so while i can't make any promises, i'll try to follow you and read your blogs. have a great day!
It's an alright sequel, but looking back at the original: You knew how to format a piece of text in 2013. What's this giant garbled pile of unspaced indented no-paragraphs words? Did you have a terrible mining accident that crushed your "ability to make words look good on a screen or page" gland? I'm mostly joking here, but this is unreadable. Please format stuff correctly: You've proven you can do it. This is literally a sequel to a properly-formatted fic from 3 years ago, and yet it looks like somebody spilled the words on their shirt and streaked it up with a shitty napkin.
7334436 haha, if this is unreadable you must not have much practice reading. there are many other stories on the site you could try first, and once you think you're up to it, come back and i'm sure you'll enjoy it. :)
7334436 also i have literally no idea what you're talking about by 'unspaced' or 'unindented'. there is a space between every word in that story--do you know what a space is? it looks like this ' '. also, do you know what an indent is? you don't put them at the start of the story, but they go before every paragraph is. they look like this.
hi! i'm an indent!
perhaps you need to brush up on your grammatical vocabulary?
Edit: on another glance, i'm wondering if maybe your browser is displaying the text broken? because none of what you said makes any sense. and on top of that it's caustic and hurtful for no reason.
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First off, this wasn't meant to be hurtful: It's just abundantly clear that you have, in the past, formatted text correctly. So for this fic to be posted in such a garbled state was very dismaying. And here's what I meant by that, now with illustrative illustrations (apologies if the thumbnails break, FiMF is weird about that)!
i.imgur.com/cg0g4rT.png?1
This here is the original fic from 2013: Correctly formatted. No indents, full spacing (as in line breaks, not as in spacebar spaces) between each paragraph and piece of dialogue. This is what text is supposed to look like on the internet: It's easily readable, has no parser difficulty, and scans well on both browsers and mobile devices. You did this, and of that I approve.
i.imgur.com/WHeoxvK.png?1
But you also did THIS, and I cannot approve. It's completely wrong: The paragraphs are indented and run together in a blocky fashion with no line breaks. It looks lazy and feels bad. It's hard on the eyes, it's hard on machine-reading programs, and it's even harder (albeit irrelevant to me) on mobile users.
So when I say that I know you can format text correctly because you have in the past, and that this fic is wrong? That is what I am talking about. This isn't a terrible piece of writing, it's just in a terrible shape: Like, literally structured badly. The story is fine, and the formatting is 100% fixable. No personal insults meant, just some humorous hyperbole to get your attention. Sorry to see you got bent out of shape about it, my apologies for any misunderstandings that were had.
7336129 oh, i see what you mean.
did you know that the first picture you linked is a grammatically incorrect way to format a story? i have 3 and a half years of university education in creative writing, and if you submitted a story like the first one was formatted to any website or magazine in existence they would throw it in the garbage can because of how its set out.
i'm sorry you feel that my writing is 'unreadable', but it follows the professional standards of multiple professors and the writing industry as a whole, CMOS guidelines specifically.
what you are talking about is something you literally lack a clear understanding of: the formatting standards of fimfiction are far and away from any 'real' story. go pick up a novel on your shelf--tell me if there are giant clear spaces between every paragraph, or if it's each line down one and an indent per paragraph.
the fact that you spent so much time trying to articulate a problem doesn't exist worries me, and the fact that you felt the best way to express that sentiment was vitriolic bothers me further. i am a university educated creative writing student, and i'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about. i accept your ignorance, but not your apology, because you seemed to apologize more for my feelings than your actions. the hyperbole was not humourous, it was hurtful and disgusting.
this is 'friendly', 'funny', 'humorous' to you? it's some hot bullshit to me. go take get a university degree to substantiate your opinions if you're going to be so matter-of-fact about them, and try to refrain from being a complete fuckass in the future.
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Have you actually published for any internet platform, as opposed to printed material? Try looking at every news site and other location on the entire internet: You're strictly wrong and sticking to antiquated formats just to make yourself look good.
I'm rather disappointed in your behavior and hope you realize what an asshole you're being at some point.
7336948 i'm a published journalist in a variety of online platforms as well as physical ones. me correcting you for being incredibly hostile about an arbitrary grammar guideline that applies nowhere in the world outside your head is not me being an 'asshole'. you said my writing was literally 'shit', and i responded politely and told you that you didn't know what you were talking about. you still don't, sorry, that it upsets you. but i'm not going to sit quietly while someone calls my writing 'shit' when i've spent more than half my adult life working on it, and you've i bet never published a piece of written work for money in your life and are sitting there telling me how to format a story.
i apologize for ranting at you, but seriously, take a look in the mirror.
My only disappointment is the lack of Twilight.
Heh. I'd like to see Luna's reaction to how small she is in comparison to Twilight. Luna's 10 inches, but that's not truly huge by pony standards. And I doubt she'd actually expect Twilight to be as big as she is in dreams--I'm pretty sure everyone adds on a few inches in their dreams.
I clicked on the link to the pre-queal, and it said the that story didn't exsist