October 8
I was on my back when I woke up, and Meghan had her arm across my belly. And I didn't want to wake her up, but I really had to pee, so I pushed her arm off and rolled back to my hooves and kind of jumped out of bed over her in a little short glide.
She was awake when I came back out of the bathroom, and said that since I'd gotten her up she might as well go, too, and then we could sleep in some more, which sounded pretty good to me, 'cause I was still kinda tired. It was dark out, and I guess the only reason I'd woken up was because I'd had too much beer last night.
When she got back to bed, I put my head on her chest and she pulled the covers up over us, and I fell back asleep pretty quick.
It was light out when I woke up again, and Meghan had woken up before me and was petting my mane, so I turned my head and kissed her, and pretty soon I'd climbed up on top of her and at first she wouldn't let me move, 'cause she had her arm around my back, and as we were kissing her other hand went under my tail.
When she finally let me go, I crawled under the covers and flicked her head with my tail, and we had to push the covers off when we got too hot but we were alone in her room, so that was okay. And I had to remember to not nip at her anywhere, even when she had one of her hands down by my face.
Once we were both satisfied, I snuggled up next to her again and she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her and I nodded, but we didn't get out of bed right away. She had her fingers in my mane, kind of twisting them around in it, and I had my head on her chest, with my ear right above her heart, and neither of us wanted to move too much. I was keeping her warm with a wing, and she'd hooked the blankets with her feet and pulled them most of the way up to her waist.
After she was done playing with my mane, she reached down and started to play with my feathers, then she asked me if preening got stallions horny, and I said it kind of depended. Sometimes pegasuses like to use preening as foreplay, but it was also something that we'd do for each other when we were together, and I said that everypony on weather teams preened each other. So she said that Dewdrop seemed to really like it, and I said it was just 'cause he was relaxed, and lots of stallions did that. And I said that it meant that she was really good at preening, and that made her happy.
So then I asked her if she'd had sex with Stormbreaker, and she said that it hadn't worked out like she'd wanted it to, and she didn't know if he wasn't interested in humans or if she hadn't been obvious enough about what she wanted, and so I nuzzled her 'cause I felt kind of bad about that. And she said it was okay; she'd had a whole lot of fun being with all of us, and as the party had ended and the next morning it had been almost like she was in Equestria, 'cause there were only other ponies in the room, and everyone was talking in Equestrian.
I said that I'd been speaking English, and she shook her head and said that I hadn't. Which was odd, because I thought I remembered that I was, but maybe that was just me thinking I had because I knew I was on Earth, and I guess if everypony else had been speaking Equestrian I would have answered in it.
While we were in the shower, we talked about what we wanted to do today. She said it was too cold for the beach to be comfortable, and besides an Uber-car would cost too much. And so I told her my idea about doing something fun with Aric, too, because then nobody would be mad about who I was spending time with.
She said she wasn't so sure about that but it wouldn't hurt to try. And I said that maybe we could try horseback riding together, because they had a lot of horses at the stables.
Meghan thought that if he wanted to, that would be fun, and she said that after breakfast I could find out if Aric was interested and then we could go do it in the afternoon.
When we were done with our shower, we sat on the bed and groomed each other. Meghan had her robe on so that she wouldn't get too cold, and even though it was kind of disappointing for her to be mostly covered up, I could still stick my head in the front and nuzzle her if I wanted to, and it was soft and fluffy to lean against, too.
She braided my tail for me, and I found her clothes to wear, and before we went to breakfast she used her portable telephone to see if the stables were open today.
When we got to breakfast, I could tell that I wasn't the only one who'd had too much to drink last night. Sean only had toast on his plate, and there were only a couple of bites out of it. He had his head down on the table and when Meghan asked if he was okay, Christine said that he'd told her that the light burned him, and she'd been looking around for garlic since then but hadn't found any yet.
I wasn't sure why she'd want garlic, so she told me about how vampires didn't like the smell and it was to protect her in case he was a vampire. And then she poked him in the shoulder and asked him if he was all right, and he said that he could hear the sunlight trying to get him.
Anna went and got an orange and peeled it so that it had sharp teeth, and set it right by his head. And she said that it was the vengeful sun god. Then Sean reached around for a fork, and when he finally found one he stabbed it at the table until he'd stuck the orange, and he let it roll on its side with the fork still in it.
I thought that was kind of mean, but everyone else thought it was funny.
We stayed in the dining hall until they started putting out food for lunch, and Sean had finally sat up and finished his toast and had a couple of glasses of water to drink.
I told Meghan that I was going to fly over to Aric's house and see if he was awake yet and if he was I'd ask him if he wanted to go horseback riding, and she said that I could just call him, and I guess I could but it was always more polite to talk face-to-face. And I promised her that I'd come back and if he didn't want to we'd find something else fun to do.
And she sighed and said that if he was interested we should plan on three or four in the afternoon, and that if she was going to call and get us reservations she needed to know right away and I could call her or fly back and tell her.
So I flew over to Aric's house, and I stayed low so that I wouldn't have to tell the airplane directors what I was doing.
I came around the back, and shook some seeds out of the feeder, even though I'd just had breakfast. And I kept an eye out at his window, in case he was watching and wanted to throw something at me.
He didn't, so I flew up to his window and looked through and he wasn't in his bed, but the covers were all tossed off, so he probably hadn't gotten up all that long ago. So then I went around to the other side of the house and peeked in the bathroom window, in case he was in there, and it was all foggy like someone was taking a shower, but I couldn't see anything through it, so I went around front and knocked on the door, and Aric came out of the kitchen and let me in.
I told him about my idea to all go horseback riding together, and he said that he hadn't ridden a horse in a few years and he might fall off, and I said that he hadn't fallen off me yet and he said that was true, and he said it would be fun, then he kind of lowered his voice and asked if I was thinking of inviting Angela and David.
Well, I hadn't really thought about that. It might be more fun with more people, but then if there was only me and him and Meghan, we could talk about anything, especially when we were in Winston.
So I said that I thought it would be better with just the three of us, and that if he said yes, Meghan was going to try and get us horses at three or four and that I should tell her as soon as I could. So he nodded and said that he'd be ready, and he could come by and pick us up. And he said that he didn't know where Meghan lived, and I said she was in the same dorm as me.
And then I kissed him and flew back to campus to tell Meghan.
She said she was sort of having second thoughts, and she made me promise that I wouldn't try to get the three of us in bed together and I said that I promised. I told her that I didn't think I was ready for that either.
So Meghan called and managed to get us an appointment at four. And then I called Aric and told him, and he asked us how long it took to get out there, and Meghan said that it took about twenty minutes, and he said that he'd pick us up at half-to four.
That gave us some of the afternoon free, and so we went outside and walked around campus a little bit and then Meghan said that she was kind of hungry for lunch but didn't want to eat right before going riding but she wouldn't mind a little snack, so we went to Walgreen's and I kept an eye out for the angry man but I didn't see him there.
Meghan bought a red can of Pringles, which were potato chips that came in a tube instead of a bag, and we sat under a tree and shared them. She had to get them out of the tube for me, 'cause I couldn't get to them at all, but her hand fit in the tube just fine, which I thought was kind of unfair.
They were pretty tasty, and between us we ate the whole tube of them. Then we went back up the hill to her dorm room so that she could put on horseback riding clothes, and she had a really hard time figuring out what kind of underwear she wanted to wear. I didn't mind too much, 'cause she'd taken off her old clothes before she went looking, and I finally said that if she couldn't decide she shouldn’t wear any, and she said that she didn't want her boobs bouncing all over the place while she was riding.
So she finally found underwear that she liked and put it on, and it was easier for her to pick overwear, 'cause she had one pair of pants that she didn't mind if they got dirty, and then she put on the same t-shirt and sweatshirt that she'd been wearing all day.
We were waiting by the door when Winston came in the parking lot, and he had to go slow because there were a lot of cars parked in the middle where they weren't supposed to be, and he had to get around them. And when he got by the door, we came out and Meghan opened the door for me and I got in the middle and she got on the other side.
She had to give Aric directions, 'cause he'd never been out there before, and the best way I knew to get there was flying along where the electric wires went, and that wasn't a road.
He parked next to Deanne's truck, and I thought that the two trucks looked good together. I think Winston would be happier on a farm.
As soon as we got out, I whinnied to let everyone know that I was there, and I heard a couple of whinnys back from the barn, and as we walked towards the barn, the dog came out and got behind us and sort of edged up on my hind hooves a little bit. Aric stopped and asked Meghan if he was friendly, and I said that he always liked following me.
We got to the barn, and Deanne was finishing up saddling the horses for us. There was a new one for Aric, a white horse the size of Henry who she said was called Moonlight. And I went around to make friends with Moonlight while Deanne asked Aric if he knew how to ride a horse.
I shouldn't have put my rump to Henry, cause he leaned down and sniffed at me, and then he snorted and sniffed again, and nipped at my withers, but I got out of the way in time and hit him in the nose, and he backed up and shook his head and looked kind of confused by it.
Deanne told him to stop being bad, and then she had us get our reins and lead our horses out of the stable. She said that she was going to have Aric ride second, and she'd be in the front because at least if Henry was in the lead, she wouldn't have to worry about Moonlight getting ideas if Aric couldn't get him to go where he wanted. And she said that me and Meghan could ride in whatever order we wanted to.
So we all got on our horses, and she led us out on the trail. Aric either remembered how to make Moonlight go where he should, or else he just liked following Henry. I found out which it was when we'd gotten a little ways into the woods and Moonlight stopped to eat a bush, and Aric couldn't get him going again. Deanne stopped and told him to be more firm, and not take crap from his horse. So he hit him in the side with his heels again, and Moonlight finally pulled his head up and started moving again.
We went all the way to the trail under the wires, and rode down that for a while, until we got to the next road, and then we turned around to head back. Deanne said that we could try a bit of a faster pace, and got Henry to trot, and it took Aric a minute to convince Moonlight to trot, too, but then he was off and Hoshi didn't need my encouragement; she went off after Moonlight. It was kind of bouncy for me, but at least if I slid off the saddle I could just fly clear.
I kind of liked racing on my own, though. It was a lot easier than staying on the back of a bouncing horse, even if I used my wings to help keep my balance.
We slowed down before we got to where we'd go back on the other path, I think because Deanne probably thought that if we went around the corner at speed we'd slide off our horses. She wouldn't—I think Henry would have a hard time shaking her off—but I would, and Aric might, too. I wasn't so sure about Meghan, 'cause she had more experience.
And we walked the rest of the way through the woods, and the horses were a little bit eager to get home and be done with us, and Moonlight kept getting too close to Henry's rump, and I thought that maybe they were going to fight, 'cause you could see that Henry wasn't too happy about being crowded. Plus, sometimes stallions will fight over the dumbest things.
But he didn't, and when we got back to the stables, Henry stuck his nose right into the treat bucket even though there wasn't anything in there yet.
Meghan and Deanne both got their gear off, and then Deanne had to show Aric how to wash down a horse after riding, and then after that she showed him how to groom Moonlight, too. Meghan said that he was really happy about being groomed, and Aric asked if he had gotten a gay horse. Deanne asked if he was feeling intimidated, and he said that he might be just a little bit.
The dog sat down and watched us while we were working, and he followed us into the stables when we led the horses back to the pasture—Deanne said that they'd earned some time to be free horses, and as soon as he was inside the fence, Henry sniffed at the ground and then rolled in the dirt, while the other three horses just sniffed around and looked for tasty plants.
We watched them for a little bit and the dog watched us, and then we went back to Winston, and the dog kept running in front of me and when I ignored him, he went off to the side, and then back in front, and he didn't stop until I got in Winston. Then he sat down in front and barked at the truck once, but when Aric started it, he wandered off and walked around the corner of the stables.
All of us were hungry for dinner, so Aric asked where we wanted to eat, and I said Taco Bell, and Meghan said that she wouldn't mind it either. We had to hunt a little bit to find one, 'cause there wasn't one in Galesburg or Comstock, but he found one on Sprinkle Road that wasn't too far from the Denny's.
And we found a little booth that was near the windows and ate our tacos, and then Aric asked where I was planning to spend the night, and I didn't know, and neither he nor Meghan wanted to discuss it too much at Taco Bell, so after we'd finished eating, he said that we could go to his house and decide there, but Meghan thought that it would be better to be on campus, and she said that we should go to one of the lounges or maybe even her room and talk about it there, and Aric asked which plan I thought was better.
I hated to be the one to choose, and so since I knew that humans liked to use thrown coins to make choices, I suggested that, and Aric got out a quarter and said that if it was heads he got to pick and if it was tails she got to pick, and she said that was fair, and he said to make it more fair, he'd let her flip the coin, so he slid it across the table to her and she flicked it up with her thumb and missed the catch but it landed in the middle of the table and we all saw it, and it was heads.
So Aric tapped his fingers on the table, and then told Meghan that he chose to have her decide. So she said that we'd go to his house because he'd won fair and square.
When we got there, Angela's Alero was gone, and Aric looked and there was a note on the corkboard that said that they'd gone to see a movie and then were going to The Zoo, which was a bar, and if he wanted to he could join them.
Aric got out some beer and we sat on the couch and he said that we could watch a movie if she wanted, and she said that he was trying to get out of having a serious conversation, and he said that she'd probably do the same thing if we were in her position, and she finally admitted that was true. And she said that just because she was over here didn't mean that anything was going to happen, and he said that he hadn't expected it, and he said that he hadn't expected Angela and David to be gone, either.
And so we kind of sat in silence for a little bit, just drinking our beer, and then Aric said that his butt hurt from riding horses. And then Meghan said that he should be used to it, and pointed to me, and he said that I'd hurt his wrist, and I said that I was sorry. Well, she wanted to know why and I said that I'd bitten him a couple of times, and he said that it was more than a couple of times, and I was lucky that that was the only one that had bled, and then Meghan said that I'd never bitten her and I think she was kind of jealous, so I leaned over and nipped her wrist.
Then I said it was 'cause I was in estrus, and that I'd forgotten that humans didn't like to be bitten, and Meghan asked if that was why Henry had tried to nip me, and I said that it probably was, and if he hadn't been gelded he might have tried mounting me, too.
So Aric asked what would happen if I was around a stallion, and I said that had happened to Aquamarine, and at least I could fly away if a stallion got too interested.
And I held out my wings to demonstrate, and Meghan pinched me right at the wing root, and I almost dropped my beer, and Aric asked her what she'd just done, and so she showed him which wasn't fair at all, and she laughed and asked how he hadn't figured that out yet.
He said that he always tried to be careful of my wings because he thought they were pretty fragile, and I'd never known that, and pretty soon Meghan was telling him everything she knew about ponies and I had to correct a couple of things plus there was some stuff that she didn't know, and she finally admitted that she'd been thinking about ponies a lot longer than he had, and she'd read some things on the internet.
We kept talking pretty late into the night, and Meghan said that she really didn't feel like walking home, and I couldn't really decide where I'd rather spend the night, and finally Aric suggested that we could all sleep on the couch. And I didn't think she'd want to, but she finally said that she would. And he said that she could take the smaller couch with me and he'd take the big one, and she agreed to it.
I was kind of disappointed because that meant I probably wasn't going to get any sex, but I was happy that we'd at least managed to work things out well enough that they were comfortable enough with each other to sleep in the same room, although Meghan did leave all her clothes on except for her sweatshirt.
Will they ever acknowledge that the dog thinks silver is a horse?
Even without sex, a chaste threesome between lovers is fun. Maybe they should have a LAN party together.
Silver's shipping the trucks. That's adorable.
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Unless I'm mistaken, pi is "10" in base pi (1*pi^1 + 0*pi^0). However, pi is irrational regardless of base because rationality is a property of the number, not the way it's written, while "base" is just a way of representing numbers.
Best euphemism 2016.
I think that should be "hit him in the side."
Unless Aric is hitting Deanne with his heels, lol.
"My penis is bigger!"
"No, it's not! Mine is!"
"No, mine is!"
"Mine!"
(BTW, Silver, that's also true of human males. )
Wait, so Aquamarine got mounted by a stallion from Earth?
Argh. Yes, you're right. My bad.
Aric and Meghan are comparing notes?
I'll bet that if she tries to steal sunflower seeds from the bird feeder in the morning, she gets two shoes thrown at her...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Meghan is the only one who keeps bringing up the threesome thing.
Something tells me she's into it but keeps denying it even though nobody's asking.
I'm surprised silver wasn't hung over after last night's drinking but instead Sean had to suffer alone.
What an adorable chapter full of fluff and fun!
Why specify stallions? Don't mares get relaxed too?
I guess it kinda work if Aric's talking about his wrist...
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Pinkie Pie? Why she's been to every one of my birthday parties for 25 maybe 30 years now!
Wait a minute! Hasn't the portal only been open for 20 years?
Well she did have to wear sun glasses for the first 10 years to hide her identity!
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oh poor Meghan ...
well for the last chapter ... things become interesting
Silvers getting the next track for her play list?
Riding in the Moonlight?
Of course theres always the Awooga Waltz. Moonlight Sonata.
Poor Horse Dog. That one just keeps getting away.
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Because she doesn't mention it in her journal. :V
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It didn't work out like she'd planned.
Yeah, your latest chapter mentioned it. :<
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In fairness, if you zoom right in close and limit the function correctly then it looks a bit better.
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Yep! Also one of my favorite parts of the soundtrack ("The Hornburg")
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Hmm... a conservative NASA estimate puts the number of terrestrial planets in the Milky Way alone at ten billion. If only 0.1% of those are in the habitable zone of their parent star, and 0.1% of those have actually developed life (that we could recognize as such, carbon based, dependent on water, etc.), that means that there (at one point in time at least) are/were 10000 planets that support(ed) life in at least some form. Keeping the factor 0.1%, the estimate of an actual alien civilization comes to ten planets.
So it's almost certain that there are or were intelligent species out there. Regrettably, it's equally certain that we'll never, ever find evidence of one. But of course the estimate could be wrong... and life has a habit of achieving the impossible, even here on earth.
I still want her to start swearing in Equestrian (with translation in the SG's journal of course).
If Aric and Meghan ride horses together, I wonder whether Meghan would mind Aric riding bareback.
7786822 Yes but it seems every time I hear about a wafflemaker it's broken. Hell last time I was somewhere with wafflemakers (2 or 3 years ago now) one of the three were broken.
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I go away for a few days and this is what happens.
Thre 1 True CikrcleConstant is τ (Tau):
τ c / r ≈ 6.28318530717959
For the representation of a fraction to terminate in a base, all of the prime factors of the denominator must prime factors of the base. ⅕ terminates in Decimal because 5 is a prime factor of 10, but if the pinies use DuoDesimal, Raindow Dash told Rarity to make it about 24.972 per gross cooler with 4972 repeating.
Personally, I prefer Sexagesimal (Base60) 60 is highly composite (as is 12), the least common multiple of all natural numbers up to 6 (12 is the least common multiple of all natural numbers up to 4). Its prime factors are 2, 3, and 5; while 10 has 2 and 5 and 12 has 2 and 3. If it terminates in Decimal or Duodecimal, it terminates in Sexagesimal.
In Baseτ, τ (Tau) is 10 One can have bases with irrational and transcendental factors in the base.
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true.
So Silver misunderstood what this class is. It's not vector calculus, it's just multivariable calculus. Vector calc is part of multivariable, so Silver will still learn some vector calc, but not as much as a dedicated class like I believed it to be. The big difference between the two is that multivariable deals with well, functions that have multiple variables, while vector calc is functions that have multiple outputs, a vector (and typically multiple inputs). So a function of multiple values will give you a number at a point, a vector function will give you an arrow.
yep, that's the big thing with design. It can take a long time, especially when it's from scratch. It's also why high tech stuff is so expensive.
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At my mother's house, she has a waffle maker that had belonged to her father... It still works! I scrubbed it clean and made waffles for breakfast during a visit there. After studying it and seeing how simple it was, I decided that if a waffle maker won't work, the thermal switch/thermostat has probably failed. There's not much else in there. If you're the tinkering sort, you could take a scrap of sandpaper to the contacts in the thermostat...
Un-plug it first. <Humans can make lightning too!?) <Ooooh!)
This title sounds ominous... ;)
Meghan and Aric riding a pony together, you say?
Dude
For some reason, I imagine Sean as "Wash" from Firefly/Serenity.
http://thehorsewife.tumblr.com/post/147400651750
It's getting your hoof back out that's the problem.
HahaMeghan really doesn't like sharing Silver with Aric! Something tells me that she internally says to herself....Just leave Aric. You are not good enough for her!
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Why not both?
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If Silver hasn't figured it out yet, would you want to be the one to tell her, or would you just keep enjoying her struggles? I know I'd opt for the second.
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I agree. Some of my best memories . . .
And I'm not sure that either Meghan or Silver Glow would know what a LAN party is. Besides, with only three, why not play a nice, friendly game of Mario Kart or something?
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The only exception being if you had a base pi (or some multiple of pi), but that would be stupid.
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Yes, it should.
That would be an interesting twist in the story. . . .
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Ponies would probably be more likely to drop and prove it, though.
No, but she had a couple of them express interest in her, and she got out of there pretty quick, before any stallions could try.
(The 'had it happen to her' was in reference to her getting a stallion's attention, not consummating the relationship.)
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Yup, at least a little bit.
Or else Meghan will be down there with her, shaking the feeder for her.
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You're not exactly right, but you're not exactly wrong, either.
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She found the happy medium of enough to be drunk but not so much that she had to really pay for it in the morning. Sean did not.
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Yes, but a lot of times when stallions are really relaxed, they drop their penises.
Yes, he was talking about where she bit him on the wrist.
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Having Pinkie Pie show up to your birthday parties . . . man, it's a tossup between 'you lucky devil' and 'you poor bastard.'
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Maybe if she'd been a little bit more courageous . . . but maybe he wouldn't have been interested anyways.
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Or the Buick LeSabre Dance by the Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band.
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A valid point.
Poor Meghan can't always get what she wants. Although she did get a pony group shower out of the deal, plus snuggles with two ponies.
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Good to know. I think I'll just stick to typing 58008 into an old-school calculator and turning it upside down. That's more my speed in math anyways.
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Ooh, yeah. I think tied for favorites for me is the song after Gandalf falls, and Pippin singing Home is Behind for Denethor.
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That's my thought. There are so many places on Earth that life has figured out how to thrive, it strikes me as very unlikely that other habitable planets don't have life on them, as well. But whether we can find it or not, that's a different question. It could be like the Hot Jupiters; we're not looking at the right thing because it's never occurred to us to do so.
Perhaps one day they'll get drunk and start practicing.
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Aric can ride horses however he prefers.
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That's the thing with wafflemakers--they're alwaysbroken.
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Well, technically it was me misunderstanding what the class was.
And from what I'm figuring out in Thermodynamics, you need to have multivariable calculus first or else you're not going to have much luck with all the thermodynamic formulas. Which explains why I'm getting more and more lost in those lectures. . . .
Man, you try explaining that to customers, though. All the hear is the price tag, and not how complicated the part actually is, or what it does.
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I've got one of that vintage, too, and I've been tempted to use it, although I should probably make sure it's plugged into a protected circuit first. It's so old, the power cord is cloth-wrapped.
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Key word being 'horse'.
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"She's my pony. Get your own pony."
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That would explain why they're so smart. . . .
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Sean: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I s-HRRRK *Dies from Reaver harpoon to the chest*
We're getting closer to a threesome. I also think it'd be interesting if Aric and Meghan start dating after silver leaves.
My personal headcanon is that it's more of a trust/sensual thing and not inherently sexual.
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Hopefully that doesn't happen to Sean; on the other hand, if it actually does, it's the best death for a geek ever.
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That's not an unlikely outcome.
I agree. It's not inherently sexual (although of course it can become so, depending on who's doing it).
Yay! A threesome sleepover! Things are going places.
Also, who else thinks that Henry's going to be the second character in this story to acquire an Equestrian tourist visa? (Beaten by Meghan only because she has hands to sign with.)
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That would be an interesting twist. He probably wouldn't bother with the visa; he might just wander through the portal.
I marathoned like 15 chapters in one sitting to get to what turned out to be a sleepover.
You're evil.
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If it's any consolation, you've only got another fifteen or so to go before it happens.
either "throw coins"
or "use thrown coins"
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correction made; thank you!
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Luna would be freaking AWESOME to see just cut lose at some melees . "HAVE AT THEE KNAVE!"
Well, not to you or me, but to a hyper advanced Networked AI with computing power fueled by a Zero Point Generator made out of the galactic core, doing that is just sloppy.
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Of course Pony must go play in fog, it's too adorable not to.
Ohhh frisky little nippy pony.
The stuff that rarely makes it into porn, all the bizzare things that go wrong and spoil the mood. Like sliding in the shower till you start drowning in the shower fall.
I think being the only hay bale in the dorms is a safe bet, unless there's some farm girls that really want a taste of home around.
Proof Arin does not know Meghan well, she's kinky enough to like getting some pony bites.
"Nibbled a little corner' she ripped a massive chunk out and stuffed her face.
Just a bit surprised by pega-landings there Silver, just a bit.
Hehehehe, smart pone and smart human, knowing to get other pone out to watch the fun.
D'awwww again sweet that Silver's gotten around to realizing how the pony helpers really are there for whatever pony needs.
Good no food waste pony, eating that cold, dry fishy. Either that or her craving for flesh was too insatiable to not devour it.
Awwww, poor sad pony being all worried about not being Storm Pony because of class. Silly human schools, not having storm delays all the time so pony can go be Storm Pone.
pi=3 see both above, and previous references to Discworlds best worst inventor.
And once free of class, still gotta go up and Weather Pone.
Her being all happy at the smell of hay in the room, new thought for new industry to pop up and exploit, room scents (Spray, candle, Glade, whatever) in pony enjoyed odors.
Pfffft, well a nommed on haybale would help prove the pony is there.
"He was going to go to overseas" cute Silverism there. "To overseas"
D'awwww Silver good rommmate too, giving friend hug even if say she feel fine. Pony hugs are never the wrong idea.
"Saints came up out of their graves." See more proof this was all some Necromancer at work they just never caught.
And yeah, best description of the resurrection EVER! So much that seems amazing to humans is just, so mundane to magical ponies.
Yes, watching pony snack on hay is adorable Silver.
Yeah, of course Pony likes the big JC, his entire outlook is so perfectly in tune with theirs.
Well, going by the track record, anyone trying to mess with the Princesses will knock them out no sweat, and can get their head turned inside out by a pissed off Twilight.
Yeah, hard enough for some humans to get, for a pony... just accept dude was super chill and enjoy the good lessons.
But but, let pony have fuuuun! Ponies are super tough, she can take it!
Best. Request. Ever. "Mr. Salvatore? I need armor so I can fight and kill people again."
See, happy to kill the human who denied her fun, the bloodlust rises!
Again, d'awwww sweet pony, all happy and eager to find things to do with her humans.
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"Why are your bleachers solid steel?" Also, imagine when Ponies become big fans of Queen (Which they would, because, it's Queen, how could anyone not?) and how insane the sound would be when a Queen tribute concert or something did We Will Rock You.
More for anyone and anything around her at the time.
Sillllvvveeerrr, YOu are being too cute again, silly dominate pony, being all magnanimous and letting those silly cars go by without showing them who's boss.
And more silly wannabe hobo pony riding the rails. That would be adorable, even the "Come pick me up" call.
The worst is when someone tries to 'help' and fucks things up, like someone putting away things you were still working with.
That's the nice thing about absolute Zero, everything is Zero.
Silly Squirell just wants pony friend. Follower of Fluttershy she is not.
Well "A squirrel stole my homework" might be a new excuse.
Awwww poor pony being all sad about not spending time with every friend.
Easy aerial scouting of crowds to find your group. #pegaperks
Don't give pony ideas you know she's be perfectly willing to try, like car surfing. Even if that would be hilarious.
Smart Pone is Smart!
See, not letting PEggy drive is easy, just make sure she knows the moment she tries, Silver gets to drive home.
Such adoracute pony greetings.
Needing to curb enthusiasm on cheap bleachers. #ponyproblems.
29 point loss, ouch.
Pick up the snuggle-buddy lovey pony. Perk of pony dating a football player.
Tipsy-drunk SIlver is cute Silver!
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No no no, that would be getting force chocked by Darth Vader.
I... this.... my brain broke from cuteness of this image. Silver standing under it, head back, mouth wide open, Meghan shaking the seed into it.
Yeah, better off getting up, as all about all things pony as she is, even she likely draws a line at pony pee filled beds.
Silver, we've been over this, she might like the nipping
Well, relaxed dropping as to be awkward AF for stallions on Earth, or at least those near them.
Whoooo, those tickets o Equestria are piling up, get enough professional flyers clamoring for her to come be a professional wing preener!
Given Meghan, likely not obvious enough to get through to him Human wants Pony Ride! Learn from Silver! Best way is to just look at him and ask "Wanna fuck?"
Silly pone not realizing what language she's speaking, but good thing too, won't be hard to readjust to it when she goes home.
Light burning is good. If he starts sparkling in light...get the flamethrower.
No Silver, stabbing the Sun God was funny here. Watching hungover people suffering for their idiocy is always fun.
Pffffft, you are a bit smaller then a horse Silver, less to fall off of.
No Meghan, Pony no try to push for threesome, you know this. Now, if this was another pony, be fun tosee how fat that swaps around and her being the one pushing for one.
Pony know humans better this time, she knows how to fight back and buck angry man out of the store.
Inaccessible Pringles #ponyproblems
Yeah, bouncy boobs could be annoying while riding. Fair enough reason to wear clothes there.
D'awwwww caring about the truck being happy.
Pony being Pony and whinnying, gotta be weird for the humans to get the reminder of how different she is at times.
I don't what's better, the Doggo, or how no one ever seems to get what he's doing.
Then going and confusing the horses as well by not being fully horsey. "Why Smol Horse no act like horse?"
Now, his Pony, he's pretty much gotta take crap from.
Silver, mare's aint much better on the 'fight over stupid things' front.
Silly doggo, now, is he barking telling her to stay away till she learns to be Horse, or telling her to get back here and be Horse?
I do love how clearly the two are trying to work it out and get along for Silver's sake. I might not really care much for Aric, but it's a neutral, he's just kind of bland and doens't do much with Silver I enjoy reading about, he's still a decent guy.
See told you Meghan would like the nibbles.
Random horse mounting pony, mega awkward.
'She'd read some things on the Internet'.... Meghan, you aren't fooling anyone, you are a member of every Pony based chat group and website you could find.
Baby steps silver, first sleeping in the same room, doing so naked takes a bit.
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Oh gods, yes. Honey Badger Princess Luna don’t give a st
That may be so, but who’s got one of those? Nobody I know.
Fog is awesome. I love fog.
I know, right? But when you really get down to it, I think that sometimes it’s the stuff like that that makes a far better/more memorable story than when everything went just right . . . especially if experimentation was involved.
Kalamazoo college wans’t known for attracting farm girls. Although a friend did have a FFA jacket, and I drove an old farm truck, so. . .
Anyway, yeah, Silver Glow’s the only student with a personal haybale.
There’s nothing wrong with occasional love bites between consenting adults.
Nom nom nom
Silver Glow’s time at K-College, or how all students learned to look up.
And let’s be honest, by this point she could probably ask anything of Mr. Salvatore and get it.
“I wanna fly a SR-71.”
“Okay, let me make a call.”
If she’d really acclimatized to life on Earth, she would have had bacon instead. Scrod’s not a proper fish anyway.
You know, now I can’t help but think that in coastal or otherwise feral zones if there aren’t days off class because of rogue storms.
I’d have to do some digging, but I seem to recall that there was one state that was almost willing to accept a questionable proof that pi wasn’t an irrational number and put it into their state laws.
It’s what she was made for.
And you can imagine the complaints rolling in from non-ponies. But yeah, that would actually be a good potential market, at least in Equestria.
“This haybale has bites out of it.”
<not admitting that was probably a typo>
You can never go wrong hugging a pony, or being hugged by a pony.
Yeah, I know, right? One rogue necromancer. . .
Heck, in some ways that’s not that far a stretch from modern science, either. “Mostly dead” is practically a clinical description these days.
Viral YouTube video: pony snacking on haybale.
It really is. “Don’t be a dick” and “Friendship wins” is both the summary of the New Testament and also the plot of MLP:FiM.
Which makes you wonder if Princess Celestia sometimes just lets that happen for the lulz. “I was gonna banish you to the moon, but Twilight had a more creative idea. I hope you really like bees. Lots and lots of bees. Everywhere. Places you didn’t know you had, really.”
Jesus was way cool.
Yeah--she’s tougher than they think. Karla’s being a bit too cautious, but can you blame her?
And let’s be honest, you know damn well he’d do his best to get her pony armor.
Blood makes the grass grow.
Enough Earth ponies, and solid steel might not be enough.
Oh, yeah, ponies would love Queen. No question. And ponies stomping along to “We Will Rock You” would be epic AF.
Expect wing strikes. Lots of them.
Hobo pony is best pony.
I’ve run into that with overenthusiastic general service mechanics. Putting stuff you still need on the scrap shelf and so on.
There’s a joke about that, but I can’t remember it at the moment.
Squirrel just wants noms. Or what he thinks are noms. And yeah, Silver doesn’t subscribe to the Fluttershy school of thought.
There would be a lot of explanation to that, for sure. “How could that happen?” is a reasonable question.
Pegasi for the win!
Car surfing would be amazing, and she’s got magnet boots.
Silver would probably do an okay job. She’s not so good with the pedals, but she could figure them out.
“We were cheering for you so much we broke the bleachers.”
Kalamazoo College isn’t really known for its football program. They have one, and that’s about all that can be said for it.
Drunk pegapone is best pony.
That would also be good.
And you know that Meghan would do that. And run off when socks got thrown, and then come back for round two when it was clear again. . . .
That’s something that’s best to avoid.
Love bites are totally a sign of affection.
Mostly those near them. Ponies don’t care; that’s just a thing that happens, and as often as not, it’s a good sign.
Meghan’s priorities: 1 . . . go to Equestria as a wing preener. 2 . . . win a billion dollars in the lottery.
Think like a pony . . . no subtext, just put it right out there.
Funny story, I’ve witnessed this IRL. My brother married an Indian, and many members of her family spoke Hindi (I think that’s what it is). They’d switch between English and Hindi mid-conversation, and I all of them completely understood and meanwhile I had no idea what they were saying. Good times.
Does fire work against vampires?
Really really hung over friends was always good for a laugh in college. Also, possibly related, our table not only had graffiti carved in the top, there was also some carved in the bottom. Not saying that came from people who’d had a few too many, but not saying that it didn’t.
Yeah, she’s only a little horse.
The mind boggles at the idea of what Cayenne might consider fun times. <insert NSFW image> Meghan and Aric are lucky that Silver’s mind doesn’t work that way.
When in doubt, let him have it with both hooves. Problem solved.
While Camelbacks will make like a billion dollars in Equestria, Pringles aren’t as pony-friendly.
From what I’ve heard, yeah. Although I bet if Silver tried, she could convince Meghan to go braless.
Shipping trucks is where MLP really is going. Just wait and see.
“What? I was just greeting my friends.”
The funny thing is that everyone knows except for Silver, and there’s an unwritten human rule to never tell Silver.
Henry especially can’t quite figure it out.
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Yeah, that’s fair.
All he knows is that equines are supposed to be in the barn, and sometimes need to be barked at to learn that lesson. Silver Glow is not behaving like proper equine. It’s very confusing for a dog.
He tries his best. He doesn’t always know why, nor does he always understand her as well as Meghan does, but for all that his heart is in the right place.
Also super uncomfortable.
You’re damn right.
Exactly! Everypony knows Roam wasn’t built in a day.
It's a beautiful thing when two people start to work together toward a shared goal.