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deadpansnarker


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Celebrating the day after being elected mayor of Ponyville, Diamond Tiara is slightly taken aback by a request a depressed Apple Bloom asks of her. A set in the future kinda fic.

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This is a great idea, I heard of the idea in a few stories were the ponies make herds because there isn't enough of them?

But anyways this sounds like a great story and could be a great sequel to A Mothers Love.

6898400 It's not a sequel! This is set in an alternative universe. Any occurances in this fic will be canon to this fic, and no others. Just to make that clear. Glad you enjoyed! :)

...Alright. I'm game.

6900031 How did you know the opening line of the next chapter? Frantically hides notes

6900041 Seems a little OOC with this portrayal of Diamond Tiara, but I will like so hard if you aren't kidding.

6900044 I may not like or use the term 'waifu' but if I had one, rest assured DT would be a near dead cert for my first choice. So, writing her OOC would be like chopping off my fingertips. I think a decision as radical as that would require a bit more thought than an instant reply. Alas, I would rather approach it realistically then get an easy 'like', but thanks for the offer. Stay tuned... :raritywink:

This seems oddly familiar http://ipandacakes.deviantart.com/art/I-Have-an-Idea-588148741 :ajsmug:

Unicorns, using their magic to spell out her slogan in the sky... Wich was :

Can't someone else just do it ?

In Equestria, I'm the best here. Catchy, no?

Shoot! Well, it seems she always has terrible slogan. :scootangel:

She could return here, if she ever needed a reminder of her humble beginnings.

Or hire someone for constantly whispering in her ear : "Remember Diamond Tiara, you are just a pony."

Her and Button Mash called her Rare Jewel,

Such low standart, Sweetie could got so much better. :ajsleepy:

T-they said I was infertile, Di! I'm deficient! Useless! A blot on the good Apple name...! How am I supposed to even call myself a mare, if I can't even have a foal.

I wasn't ready for this feel.

Will you be our surrogate?"

No!

Alright, let see where this is going.
Fillies aren't for waifu purpose.

Comment posted by deadpansnarker deleted Feb 3rd, 2016

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This seems oddly familiar

Like it says, "I have an idea." And I'm hardly following the same plot as the original now, in my version DT has just been elected mayor, Apple Bloom is the one with Pip and does the asking and most crucially of all, the story is about being a surrogate, NOT adoption. So, I'm taking it in a completely different direction. Plus, I reuse none of the dialogue at all. I'm allowed to be inspired by pictures, right? :twilightsmile:

Can't someone else just do it ?

No, they couldn't (I think you mean somepony). And what's with this misspelling of 'Wich'? I never did that. Don't accuse me of bad grammar I never typed. :twilightangry2:

Shoot! Well, it seems she always has terrible slogan.

Well, she won. So, who cares?

Or hire someone for constantly whispering in her ear : "Remember Diamond Tiara, you are just a pony."

That would get kind of irritating, dontcha think? Like me hiring someone to constantly post comments whenever I found something minutely disagreeable about the content of a story... :moustache:

Such low standart, Sweetie could got so much better.

My guess is, most of it was Button Mash's idea. After all, my dad did name me... :raritydespair:

I wasn't ready for this feel.

I'll give you a moment, so you can get a hankie.

No!

That's it, end of story! *Changes Title To Refuses To Be A Surrogate, And Clicks Finished*

Alright, let see where this is going.

My guess is: Chapter 2.

Fillies aren't for waifu purpose.

Because, believe it or not, Foalcon, is a 'thing', some pervs might disagree with you. Yes, as Daria knows, it's a sad, sick world we live in. Besides, in this story DT is an adult, and that's what I was referring to now. :eeyup:

Thanks for your post, always good for a laugh. Keep following for a trifle more, soon... :twilightsmile:

No, they couldn't (I think you mean somepony). And what's whith this misppelling of 'Wich'? I did never that. Don't to accuse me of badly grammar I never typing. :twilightangry2:

I don't see what you are talking about. :scootangel:

That would get kind of irritating, dontcha think? Like me hiring someone to constantly post comments whenever I found something minutely disagreeable about the content of a story... :moustache:

Emperors of Romania found that useful. :twilightblush:

My guess is, most of it was Button Mash's idea. After all, my dad did name me... :raritydespair

Name you Rarity ? Besides I meant she is had horrible taste in stallion. :pinkiesmile:

That's it, end of story! *Changes Title To Refuses To Be A Surrogate, And Clicks Finished*

Or it could be a fic, not about pregnancy, but about AB trying to convince a reluctant mayor.

Because, believe it or not, Foalcon, is a 'thing', some pervs might disagree with you. Yes, as Daria knows, it's a sad, sick world we live in. Besides, in this story DT is an adult, and that's what I was referring to now. :eeyup:

It is more fun to treat them as daughterfu than waifu anyway. :pinkiehappy:

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I don't see what you are talking about

You're a cheeky little sausage, aintcha?

Emperors of Romania found that useful.

Emporer's of Rome would have had you executed for such cheek. Oh, for the good old days... :pinkiesad2:

Name you Rarity ? Besides I meant she is had horrible taste in stallion.

Come on, what's wrong with videogaming? It's a national sport you know... :trixieshiftleft:

Or it could be a fic, not about pregnancy, but about AB trying to convince a reluctant mayor.

That sounds more like a one-shot to me. And seeing as how I do LOVE to waste my time typing endless filler, think I'll stick with this premise.

It is more fun to treat them as daughterfu than waifu anyway

Damn, all of these new Internet terms. It seems like just a minute ago I was trying to figure out what 'newbie' meant... sigh...

That was fun, wasn't it? Yeah, we had fun. hic Ciao!

Okay, Spoiled Rich is either massively shell-shocked, or about to perpetrate something horrifically illegal.

Diamond, have the worthless bitch arrested for barging into your office uninvited.

Oh boy, whatever reason that Spoiled has for dropping in can't be good :ajbemused:

How is this story "kinda" set in the future?

Oh geeze, what does Spoiled want now? :facehoof:

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A heavy dose of shotgun to the face? I'd be more than happy to provide it...

We all know what you actually want Spoony. Don't deny it

Oh I am so looking forward to more of this.

Rarity and Filthy though...that's an interesting one. Rarity the step mom. Ho snap, Sweetie the sister in law! That's kinda awesome.

reared it's ugly head again

its

ran it's course

its

my deputy throw-up

throw up. Two words.

when I'm supposed too.

to.

"Silv... that's the father's job. You don't want to be the father... do you?!

Forgot to close these quotation marks.

I find Spoiled Rich's use of mudpony to be interesting, since she's an earth pony herself. Hmm... There might be an interesting story about her feeling like a unicorn born an earth pony to be told...

8000740 Thanks for that... I've corrected most of those minor mistakes. :twilightsmile:
Also, that observation about Spoiled sounds like a great fic in the making. I might get on it one day... unless you beat me to it now. :raritywink:

Ah feck it. I'm followin this.

8000705 Ha! Nice to see someone spotted the new family dynamic. Should be very interesting, indeed... :moustache:

Spoiled is such a nasty pony.

8001328 Ooh. You tempt me, sir/madam. You tempt me so.

Well then, Spoiled ain't getting any 'Mother of the Year' awards anytime soon

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