The Real Smile HD
"...and that's how I got my Cutie Mark!" Pinkie said happily, backflipping over the massive red fist that had been attempting to reduce her to a bloody smear on the ground. She giggled as she landed lightly in the crater left behind. "I told the Crusaders that story was a real doozy!"
"But...but that doesn't make any sense!" Tirek bellowed. "Not only did you have your Cutie Mark for the entire story, but it didn't answer my question!"
"And which question was that?" Pinkie asked, sitting on Tirek's chin, only to leap over his fist again as he promptly punched himself in the face.
"RRRGH! Why can't I drain your magic?!" he bellowed angrily. "I've drained the magic of Earth Ponies, of Pegasi, of Unicorns...I'm more than powerful enough to drain the magic of alicorns! Why can't I drain yours?"
"Because I have the favor of the Titans that shaped this world in my image, silly!" Pinkie giggled back. "I covered that in the story! Two chapters back!"
"Stop talking like that!" Tirek bellowed angrily. He brought both fists down hard on the ground, trying - and failing - to reduce the pink menace to a red smear. "Stop dodging and fight me! Who do you think you are?"
Pinkie froze, then grinned widely. "Not gonna get a better cue than that! Music!" Music began to play from nowhere.
"My name is Pinkie Pie!" she sang, leaping forward to slam her hooves into Tirek's gut, bowling him over.
"And I am here to say!" She uppercut his chin hard enough to make him flip a full 360 degrees in the air and land - staggering - back on his hooves.
"I'm gonna make you smile and I-" She bounced her head back and forth between his horns.
"-will brighten up your day!" She bounced back as Tirek staggered away, clutching the base of his horns in agony.
"It doesn't matter now!" She proceeded to deliver a flurry of punches all over his body.
"If you are black-" She delivered a double hind hoof kick to his human sexual organs.
"And blue!" She followed up with the same strike to his equine sexual organs.
"Cause cheering up my friends is just-" She seized him by his horns.
"-what Pinkie's here to do!" She yanked him into the air and slammed him face first into the ground.
"Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile!" Each time she said smile, she broke one of the bones in his arms with karate chops.
"Yes I do!" She then dislocated one arm.
"It fills my heart with sunshine all the while!" As she sang this, she drew her flame blade and dragged it down Tirek's back, setting him on fire.
"Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile!" She leaned in closer to Tirek as he rolled the fire out, getting closer with each 'smile'.
"From these happy friends of mine!" she grinned, making him scoot back in fear.
"I like to see you grin!" She slammed both fore hooves into his cheek bones.
"I love to see you beam!" Drawing her lightning blade, she flung a bolt of lightning energized by the song at him, which he barely dodged.
"The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream!" She yanked him into the air and spun him around herself several times before slamming him bodily into the ground with all the built up momentum. Tirek staggered back, dazed.
"But if you're kinda worried-" Tirek tried to run away.
"And your face has made a frown!" Pinkie appeared in front of him.
"I'll work real hard-" She grabbed hold of his arms.
"And do my best-" She lifted him into the air.
"To turn that sad frown upside down!" She proceeded to flip him like a flapjack, not unlike a green giant with a puny god.
"Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin!" She leaned forward, drawing two blades and sticking them in his wide mouth.
"Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin!" At each 'ear', she yanked a blade up and out, cutting his face until his mouth stretched in a fake grin from one ear to the other, carving the expression into the bone of his skull as he screamed in agony.
"Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin!" She leaped back, and at each of the last four words of the song, buried one of her blades in his torso, gripping the four chains as she balanced on her tail.
"And you fill me with your cheer!" She started draining all the stolen magic right out of him.
"It's true some days are dark and lonely," Pinkie sang, yanking her blades one by one from Tirek's shrunken and wizened chest as her body vibrated with the stolen magic.
"And maybe you feel sad," she continued, glancing around at the damage to landscape.
"But Pinkie will be here-" She channeled all the magic into a massive pink sphere that she lobbed upwards.
"-to show you that it isn't that bad!" She uppercut the sphere, causing it to shatter explosively as all the gathered magic returned to its original sources, in a display visually reminiscent of another pink being obliterating an entire race in one attack, though less death-y.
"There's one thing that makes me happy," she sang as she watched the display. "It makes my whole life worthwhile! And that's when I talk to my friends and I get them to smile!" She turned with a huge grin to where four of her pony friends and one friendly Draconequus were regaining their magic.
"I really am so happy!" Pinkie sang, her four blades still humming with magic.
"Your smiles fill me with glee!" She embedded the fire, lightning, and water blades into the ground in a triangle around her.
"I give a smile, I get a smile, and that's so special to me!" As she sang, the soul blade hovered above her, magic gathering around her in a pyramid.
"...mercy..." Tirek begged.
Pinkie's grin widened wickedly. "Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam," she sang, the lines of magic between the blades shimmering in their four colors as she hovered.
Tirek whimpered.
"Tell me what more can I say?" Pinkie sang as the magic strengthened and reality warped around her.
"It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam...yes it always makes my day!" A shaft of sunlight shot down from the sky, super-energizing the gathered magic.
"Come on everypony smile, smile smile!" The soul blade focused the energy and shot some behind her, shaping a gateway.
"FIll my heart up with sunshine, sunshine!" The gate was marked with a sun and moon icon.
"Come on everybody, smile, smile, smile!" A second gate was shaped.
"Fill my heart up with joy!" As she flung her arms wide, both gates swung open.
Behind the sun and moon marked gate, the risen body of every pony to ever fall in service the Equestrian throne stood in formation, their weapons drawn. Behind the unmarked gate was the decaying form of every Spartan to ever fall in battle. Fleshless grins marked every face, and they marched on Tirek, a singular chant echoing from bare bone marking the cadence of their skeletal gate.
Come on everypony/body, smile smile smile
Fill her heart up with sunshine, sunshine!
Come on everybody/pony smile smile smile
Fill her heart up with joy!
On the last word of the first choral chant, the warriors closest to Tirek raised their weapons, then brought them down on the screaming villain.
"Yes the perfect gift for me!" Pinkie sang over the sound of screams and the chants of her undead army. "It's a smile wide as a mile!" She spun, gathering those soldiers not butchering Tirek into a circle around her, skeletal human locked elbow in knee with skeletal pony as they swayed and chanted. "To make me happy as can be!"
"Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile!" she sang as the circle parted for her.
"Come on and smile!" she sang as her troops parted before the destroyed body of Tirek.
She lifted up his skull. "Come on and smile!" she proclaimed happily as the music ended, staring at the grin etched onto the very bone.
You have acquired Tirek's Skull!
This is one of the requirements to unlock the New Game+ scenario, "My Little Pwny".
Pinkie giggled as she stuffed the skull into her mane.
Nearby, Discord approached Kratos. "So...did I do it right?"
Kratos nodded. "I think you did."
"Wait, what now?" Rainbow demanded. "You told Discord to betray us?"
"Oh, I would never actually betray you!" Discord countered. "I value my friendships too much for that! Besides, what could Tirek possibly offer me that's better than what dear, sweet Fluttershy has given me?" He then held one of the ponies close.
"I'm Rarity," Rarity scolded.
"Right!" Discord replied, setting the unicorn down and picking up the yellow pegasus instead. "Besides, that's Kratos. God of War, Ghost of Sparta, Godslayer...I'd never risk his wrath by crossing Pinkie. I'm crazy, not suicidal!"
"Then what was all this about?" Spike demanded.
"Oh, Kratos wanted me to convince Tirek that I switched to his side so he'd gather enough magic to be a real challenge for Pinkie Pie going all out," Discord explained.
"Why?" Twilight demanded, having come in for landing - still bursting with the magic of four alicorns - once she saw the magic level die down enough for it to be safe to land.
Kratos smiled as he walked up to his equine daughter. "Happy Birthday Pinkie," he said softly, rubbing her mane.
Pinkie Pie squealed happily. "Best! Birthday present! Ever!" Her tail wagged happily like a puppy's.
As Applejack took in the entire scene - other worldly god, spirit of chaos, undead army, broken villain, and massive collateral damage - she expressed everyone's thoughts at this moment. "Say wut?"
[Roll Credits]
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Draconequus
Don't try to understand war. Just don't.
SEQUEL
YES!!!! YEEEESSSS!!!! Excellent climax just to give Pinkie a present!! Not to mention she got Big Mac a chapter ago. With that, I'd say this story has been badass in the extreme!! If I thought it was possible, I'd beg for a sequel, but here is as good a place as any to finish until we get more info from Season 5. Honestly, the Cutie Mark thing sounds like it might be a challenge...well, for about 10 seconds for Pinkie here, but that's just me! Anyway, well done and thanks for all the Smiles!
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The Favor of the Titans means her magic cannot be stolen from her...so the Cutie Mark spell would backfire, and Starlight Glimmer's Cutie Mark would be yanked off. ...bye bye episode.
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Goddammit Pinkie Pie.
New Game+ ... Time shenanigans! OF COURSE! I'm... Going to lay down now. . . Too much. . . . . Happy. *fwumph!*
5925204
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!
HECK YES!!! Can I get a short segment with that happening anyway? PLEASE!?!? or better yet, have Pinkie travel to the Equestria Girls universe just to party with her Human Self? I know she'd want to do that and I'd laugh myself sick!
I love it
It's much better than Tirek's fate in TTT or Batmare Beyond
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Is this gonna cross with your other series cause that would be awesome
5925414 The correct is Brutality.
I would like to think that this is the REAL Smile HD.
Hehehe, a real fight for a spartan (pony), eh? Sounds good to me. X3
This NEEDS to be animated!
I CAN BELIEVE THAT WHOLE THING.
5925174
What's black, blue, red, and white all over????
Tirek, welcome to humiliationville, population: YOU! Pinkie Pie kicked his ass so many ways I'm surprised his humanoid and equine parts didn't separate from his blows. The fact she's able to kick him in the nuts at two different locations is just hilarious!
So if Tirek's Skull is one of the items required for My Little Pwny, what are the others???? Or does each member of the group get to contribute a Tirek Body Part????
*Dead body twitches along with song*
5925512
Actually, since Pinkie was the combatant, summoning the undead hordes to tear him apart qualifies as a Fatality. Brutality would be if she delivered such a flurry of physical blows with hooves, blades, and possibly teeth that his body exploded.
5925893
So far, three keys to unlock the scenario have been collected. One is an item. Two are achievements.
The item is Tirek's skull.
The first Achievement is called "Not so Puny God"...also called "Hulk Spank".
The second Achievement is "Backstabbing Headshot".
There will be three more required for unlocking the "My Little Pwny" New Game + scenario.
One is called "Bhaalspawn's Complaint".
One is called "SSStylish Takedown".
One is called "So Close".
There will be a few others, but they'll basically be unlocking Bonus Content, as it were.
Can you guess - in Spoiler Tags - which story each of these are from?
5926133 "Bhaalspawn's Complaint" Sparkle in his Eye or Dante's Little Apple Surprise
"SSStylish Takedown" Dante's Little Apple Surprise or Batmare
"So Close" Batmare or Sparkle in his Eye
Also, personally I'd have liked to see some items involved as well.
the fact I can picture 2 for each one makes me happy.
5926193
Your first guess is completely wrong.
You got one right on each of your other guesses, though.
5926206 Ok, time to play detective!!!
So, going by process of elimination, that means
"Bhaalspawn's Complaint" is Batmare Beyond
"SSStylish Takedown" is Dante's Little Apple Surprise
"So Close" is Sparkle in his Eye
Did I get it wright this time????
5926378 Ya got the first two backwards...
5926378
First one wrong.
Second one right.
Third one right.
5926463 Well, is the first one for a fic you haven't even started yet or one of the current ones????
5926583
One I'm currently working on. One of the Mane 6 fics.
The name of the Achievement references something on Youtube.
5926598 I love it!
I can't help but love this. The way Pinkie has handled her own return has been fantastic. I would just like see Twilight's actual face when she sees what pinkie did to Tirek and how Pinkie's pony family reacts to her godly family. But I guess some things are to left to everyone personal imagination even if yours tends to create far more hilarious things than mine.
"Okay, if you are so darn powerful, how come the bad guys got your power drained?" Applejack asked then drank from her mug of Cinder
"It was a cutscene silly! Besides, if I had that much power on my own, why need a team up? I could just have deal with all of this alone. Also this is not my version of Equestria so I am weaker here." Pinkie Pie then drank some Cinder at a low pace, she had to admit, no matter the universe, Sweet Apple Acres Apple Cinder always tasted great.
.............Is it okay that I'm terrified of Pinkie Pie now?
OOOOO!!! How scared?
HHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH
HOLY S***!!!! GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME YOU PINK DEMON FROM HELL!!!!
Are you going to put extra chapter with the season five?
Dude plese make a cross fic for all 6 new mane six from your fics
5940672 oh hell yes please bring all together they will eather become the mitghtyest team imagened or it will become the most epic battle ever written in fimfiction ether way its going to be awsome
5941271 ikr and imagine the carnage in battles or the whole sillyness of the hulk in drag talking to kratos
I just have to say, this story, and all the others in this 'verse I've read(only one left is Apple Surprise) are glorious!
I already have high hopes for My Little Pwny
Saw the fic, read the description. Now I have trouble breathing due to extreme laughter.
5952504 yes exactly
Should I be disturbed by the fact you just hinted that once each of the Mane 6's stories are done you are going to do a single story with all six of them in their Alternate forms?
Should I be more disturbed by the fact that suddenly I can't wait for it? *Reaches behind him to grab his tail before he bats stuff off of tables.* Damn I think my tail just broke the speed limit.
Should I be disturbed by the fact that since you are now doing OTHER characters that their could even be a second New Game+ with the others too?
Or am I just looking to deeply into something like this?
5953015
All the same New Game + story. But hope you enjoy it all.
5953040
Cool your right I can't wait for it.
Got too addicted to this and had to finish it before I could sleep.... I was on chapter 9 when I started today...
Welp, works gonna suck tomorrow!
6017811 Poisoned spears?
Why would you trust them in the first place.
I finally finished ib reading the stpry now for the next one!!!
Finished, once more!
I had a great time reading this!
And since it's Pinkie in a World with chuck loads of magic and explained-able stuff, I don't have to question anything! Especially because it's Pinkie. And even when I do start questioning something you dish out an explanation a moment later, though "showing" is kinda better than "telling" I can understand because because "showing" would require a ton more words and foreshadowing, Pinkie does explain things really fast canon-ly. So all seems legit... Another great thing is things click together! Like you planned everything way early in writing, the foreshadowing, me likey! Though the story stretched pretty far the ending is very satisfying. I love me some gore and cuteness, and this has both!
Best. Pinkie Pie story. Ever!
I enjoyed every single chapter of this fic and then some. You make what so many others have failed to make and/ or imagine. For this i give my seal of motherf
ing approval!
6101492 Yes, that would make much more sense. Thank you.
6108644 *Waves back!*