Pinkie Pie woke up the morning after the massive reunion party alone.
She did her best to not be sad about this. After all, she had tons to be happy about. She had returned to the world of her origins, which - as it turned out - was crafted in her image by the Titans out of fond remembrance of her. The Titans were all here and happy to see her. The Olympians could come back and forth at will for visits. The Cakes had no problems building a tower silo addition to the bakery so Kratos could live upstairs. She had reconnected with all her friends she suddenly remembered. And she had thrown one of her biggest parties ever.
Still, she couldn't stop her mane from deflating slightly when she felt only her own warmth in her bed. She had thought that here, at long last, in her own homeworld, she'd find someone...
Pushing herself to her hooves, she managed to be her usually cheerful self as she went about her daily activities. She spent a good amount of time playing with the twins, who were overjoyed to see her. Kratos was sleeping late, so she decided not to wake him. She also spent a good amount of her morning at the bakery, greeting and serving customers. Eventually, however, Mr. and Mrs. Cake suggested she take some time to readjust to Ponyville again, so she headed out to do just that.
She made sure to visit each of her friends and talk a little bit about what had happened to her in Ancient Greece. Twilight had the most questions about it, although Pinkie's answers likely confused her more than appeased her, if her gradually increasing frustration were any indication. Rainbow had reveled in her discussions of the battles she had been in. Fluttershy had spent the entire conversation spoiling Fluffy, not that Pinkie minded. Most of Ancient Greece was probably NSFF, anyway. Rarity had been fascinated by the discussion of Ancient Greek fashion, both that of mortals and gods. Applejack had listened politely, but plainly lacked any frame of reference to truly enjoy the story, save for how she had helped save Hades and Persephone's marriage.
After telling all her friends bits and pieces of the story, however, she found herself once more feeling a bit down. All of her friends had found her preoccupation with sex a little strange...save Twilight, who made a comment about different cultures and then glossed over the topic. Pinkie just didn't get it. All she wanted was to experience what it was like to join herself fully to another, even if only for a few moments. Gods and mortals alike had talked about the experience with great passion. She just wanted to know it for herself...but no one seemed to want to experience it with her.
As she wandered, she spotted Big Macintosh towing a cart full of hard cider away from the barn. Smiling, she bounced over to him. "Hey Big Mac!" she called out.
He turned and smiled at her. "Hey, Pinkie Pie!" he replied happily.
"Say, could I have a bottle?" she asked, pointing at the hard cider.
Big Mac blinked. "Pinkie...don'tcha think you had enough last night?"
"Demigod powers mean I don't get liver issues, brain damage, or hangovers from too much alcohol," Pinkie explained. "And yesterday and last night was a celebration. This is therapeutic."
Big Mac blinked in surprise, then unhitched himself from the wagon and popped a bottle open for her. "What have you got to be sad about, Pinkie?"
Pinkie downed half the bottle in a single swig, letting off a satisfied but disconsolate sigh as she came up for air. "Big Mac...do you think I'm attractive?"
Big Mac blinked, surprised by the question. At first, he was going to respond with his usual 'Eeyup', as he did find her attractive, but he felt more words were required. "Pinkie, I think you're a very beautiful mare."
"Then why doesn't anyone want me?" Pinkie complained, taking another swig of her cider.
Big Mac tilted his head in confusion. "Uh...what?"
"I mean, I get that moral behavior is different here than it was in Greece," Pinkie explained. "But basic instincts and desires are the same! If a mare makes it plain she's looking for a good time, shouldn't there be some stallion who wants to take her up on her offer? Or a mare? I'll take anything at this point!" She threw her hooves into the air, sending the bottle flipping upward until it landed neck first in her mouth, letting her drink the last of the bottle. "But...but no one wants me...it wouldn't be so bad if I'd had some chances back in Greece...but Zephyros ran screaming any time I flirted, and the centaurs disemboweled themselves the moment I fluttered my eyelashes at them! Am I...am I really that awful? That...scary?" She sniffled, her mane starting to deflate.
Big Macintosh winced, hating to see Pinkie like this. She was Applejack's friend, and an honorary Apple. He considered it his duty to try and cheer her up. Unable to think of anything else, he reached out a hoof and stroked her mane.
"Big Mac...you're so nice..." Pinkie mumbled. "You listen to me at my worst...I know I'm making you uncomfortable, but you still try to take care of me...you're a great guy..."
Big Mac shrugged. As far as he was concerned, he was just raised right, doing what any stallion in this situation would do.
Pinkie sniffled, then turned to him, hope in her eyes. "Big Mac...do...do you want me?"
Big Mac froze. Three thoughts ran through his mind. First, he did, in fact, find Pinkie physically attractive, and if he were the sort to pursue fantasies, she probably would have appeared in a few of them, the way she was always bouncing around the place so happy. Second, she was an honorary Apple, and as the Stallion of the Apple family, it was his job to try and cheer up any mare in the family who was getting depressed. Third, however, was what Applejack would say if she heard he was even considering something like this with one of her best friends.
Finally, however, the sight of Pinkie being torn between absolute despair and desperate hope made only one answer acceptable to him: the truth. "Uh...eeyup?"
The smile that appeared on Pinkie's face was like the first rays of the sun breaking through the clouds of a stormy day. "Do...do you wanna have sex with me?" she asked hopefully.
Big Mac swallowed convulsively. In for a bit, in for a bushel, he thought to himself. "Er...eeyup?"
Pinkie squealed happily, all traces of her sadness gone as she glomped onto him. "Big Mac, you are the best!"
Big Mac shivered, feeling her vibrant - almost vibrating - form against his. He then thought about what would happen if Applejack caught them in the act, and decided that - hopefully - an overprotective Greek father would at least be more understanding. "Your place?" he asked hopefully.
Pinkie Pie giggled. "Eeyup!"
Kratos stretched as he woke up. From the position of the sun, he knew it was past noon, but he had partied until moonset, so he felt that could be excused. While Celestia had been a bit uptight, she had eventually unwound somewhat...but Luna certainly knew how to party. He never thought he'd see anyone win a drinking contest against a Titan and Pinkie Pie.
Glancing over, he saw Luna was still snoring away in the hammock the Cakes had set up for her when it became plain she would not be able to make it back to Canterlot by sunrise. The moon doing a few loop-de-loops before setting may have been an indicator of that. He saw that Pinkie Pie had already set a hangover cure on the bedside table for Luna. Apparently, despite many other godlike traits they possessed, alicorns did not have divine immunity to hangovers.
Chuckling, he decided to go check on Pinkie. If she wasn't in her room, than she would be somewhere around town spreading smiles. Still, it made sense to the God to check her room first.
Walking up to the closed door, he knocked lightly. "Pinkie? You awa-" He stopped talking as the door swung slowly open.
Pinkie lay on her side on the bed, looking completely relaxed, euphoric, and...the only way Kratos could think to describe it was 'frosted'. At the side of her bed sat a rather large stallion, looking over her with both concern and nervousness...but oddly enough, not looking too winded. Kratos actually took this as somewhat of a good sign, although the way the stallion turned to stare at him nervously was both good and bad.
"...Big Macintosh?" Kratos asked.
"Eeyup."
He pointed to Pinkie. "Desperately wanted sex?"
"Eeyup."
"Nobody wanted her at the party?"
"Eeyup."
Kratos sniffed the air. "Asked you for some cider?"
"Eeyup."
"Poured her heart out to you?"
"Eeyup."
"Tried to comfort her?"
"Eeyup."
"Things snowballed because it was Pinkie?"
"Eeyup."
"Is she fertile just now?"
"Nnnope!"
"So no grandchildren from this?"
"Nnnope!"
"Care about her?"
"Eeyup."
"Planning on courting her?"
"Err..."
"Anytime soon?"
"Nnnope!"
"You made sure she enjoyed herself?"
"Eeyup."
Kratos nodded. "That's good." He turned to go.
"Uhh...you're not upset about me...deflowering yer daughter?" Big Mac asked in concern.
Kratos turned back. "I come from a different culture. Now that they've reached adulthood, any decisions of that regard for both my daughters are theirs to make. I might caution, I might express concern, I might try to pretend it doesn't happen...but I would never try to control it." He chuckled. "Beyond that, it's Pinkie Pie. She can command the gods and the Titans with cupcakes, and she killed the Fates. What chance do I have keeping her in check when I'm just her father? What chance did you have?"
Big Mac chuckled nervously at that. "Eeyup."
"So as long as she enjoyed herself-"
"Creamy, creamy frosting..." Pinkie drooled.
Kratos laughed. "Which she obviously did...I have no objections. Besides..." He knelt down beside Big Mac, coming eye level to the stallion who was massive on the scale of his own world but not on the scale Kratos was used to. "I know how much energy she has...and you outlasted her. I wouldn't dream of trying to scare you away."
Big Mac chuckled nervously, scratching the back of his head.
Not Safe For Fluttershy?
ALSO
i liked the Kratos/mac talk....
The fact that Kratos gave Big Mac his utmost respect is cool in and of itself. At least Pinkie's satisfied
...Kratos and Luna?
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Yes, that's what it stands for.
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No. No ship there. He just let her sleep the party off at his place.
lulz
5913271 ----*luna falls off the ship*
"LUNA OVERBOARD....."
damn now we wont have "war god mooning"
THE INNUENDOS ARE OVERWHELMING!
Innuendos are fun
Fatherly Approval Achieved!!!
So, this is a PinkieMac?
5913271 Ah well, can't win'em all. I'm still waiting for that Bruce/Luna ship. ;)
Does that- Oh my gosh, it does!
I suddenly have this hilariously terrifying image in my head of Team Fortress Fluttershy and God of War Pinkie fighting each other over rights to Big Macintosh. Truly, no one, especially among the Apples, will be able to forget the Cupcake Conflict.
Mr. and Mts. Cake
1. Mrs.
D'aww... Pinkie finially got some after patiently waiting. And bawling her heart out. At least Kratos is keeping a good eye on who can keep her happy (and satisfied) enough. Still wonder what would happen if she finds out what Zeus and the other gods did for umm... Her.
Actually, now that I think about it objectively, Big Mac outlasting Pinkie shouldn't be much of a surprise. Here's a few reasons why:
1. Fighting is different from having sex (captain obvious to the rescue!) so that means how they use up her energy would be much different.
2. Pinkie is (was) a virgin so her first time would more than likely tire her out just like almost anyone else who does something new for the first time.
3. Pinkie didn't last that long. How'd I know? Use Kratos as a guideline. Pinkie got up before him but was working in the bakery for some time and had went and talked to each of her friends which would also take up quite a chunk of time (especially Twilight). So Kratos woke up around past noon-ish, and he found Pinkie glossed over. So we could assume she lasted... Maybe two rounds at best? Depends how fast she finishes, not Mac.
Anyone have their two bits to add?
This reminded me of this.
It is sad that Pinkie keeps scaring off the stallions. but, think of it this way; the day that a stallion is not scared off, the day that one is brave enough for something even better than just sex or lust, the day a stallion looks for Pinkie's heart, THAT is the stallion she should be happy to find. just my two bits.
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He stated it was past noon.
He never said how far past noon it was.
Also, who's to say how long one round lasted?
And bringing up if Pinkie was fertile or not, got me to thinking, just how many fertile women did Kratos 'enjoy the company of' while in Ancient Greece.
I'm sure that by now, Pinkie and Calliope should have at least one brother and/or sister.
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Unless the gods were acting to prevent that out of concern for Kratos' mental state if he learned he had other children he had abandoned. That's always been my head canon about that.
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How long did Pinkie work and take time to talk with her friends?
Can Pinkie even last that long? Who knows.
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A single round isn't about how long Pinkie lasts.
It's about how long Big Mac lasts, and how many orgasms he gave her in the process.
...and how many gods and Titans decided that Big Mac was a genuinely good, kind, decent stallion worthy of Pinkie and decided to send a few blessings his way.
Aw! I wanted to see some PinkieDash damnit!
Oh well... great chapter nontheless!
5914694 I looked at it from a 'Percy Jackson' point of view. Can't really have a Camp Halfblood without children of the god of war.
And the rest of the Olympians wouldn't have been able to stop something like that without help from the Fates. And since they were gone before at least one or two of Kratos' orgies, well you do the math.
5914714 Hmm... And here I was thinking of one round on terms of Pinkie rather than Big Mac. Oh well
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Actually, it would have been easy.
Have the Goddess of Fertility cast a spell on Kratos so he was rendered infertile. Doesn't matter how many women he sleeps with. No illegitimate offspring. Just like how Kratos arranged for Calliope.
5914817 Fair enough, but the spell would have to have ended when he actually became the god of war or there would have been consequences.
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And once he was the God of War, he would have control of whether or not he inseminated the women he slept with, and any children he fathered would be raised in the Temples of Kratos.
So... will all the adopted Mane 6 aside from Apple Jack have a thing for Big Mac??? Because I can totally see all the various versions of Big Mac meeting up to discuss any talks the respective fathers gave them.
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All? No.
Several? ...
5913258 Huh, I assumed Not Safe For Fillies. As in the young ones, ya get the point. *shrug*
That's two stories down in one night, bloody hell. I need to quit before I finish all the awesome~!
5916496 No. But there's an old saying: "Strange minds think alike".
Well, she finally got some loving.
5919954 Of course.
So... Is based after God of War, I - II or III?
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All God of War games, starting just post the end of Ascension, chronologically.
Ascension, Chains, 1, Ghost, 2, 3
...more or less.
5924660 I was thinking God of War I was the first, so, first one is Ascension? Thanks I watch it... Then I need to watch the other games
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God of War was the first one made, but Ascension and Chains of Olympus take place chronologically before it.
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Im actually frightened by this!...
I have no words for this XD
5/10 was not expecting...
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...so Kratos managed to not have sex with a psudo-goddess for once. Good for him.
Sleeping with extended family members, eh Big Macintosh?
Those kids will have so many birth defects...
6947849 they're relation link is a "Fourth cousin twice removed from a fifth cousin", which means they're practically unrelated genetically.
Now, I ship Fluttermac hardcore, but I'll let this pass.
Only. This.
Because I like this story.
I can only imagine what THAT was like for Mac....
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(Hint hint wink wink)