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Distorted Flare


King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

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Celestia never got the appeal of games. She knew Luna occasionally played them but her question was what was the point of them? After chasing her sister off of her new gaming console Celestia decides to investigate.

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Who ever had designed this monstrosity had obviously looked extensively into war and murder. It made me wonder what kind of pony would want to do that. To research the horrors of the past and present just to create a murder simulator. I honestly felt a bit of pity for them.

Every FPS, Stragety, MMO, RPG, Horror, etc. War Gammer in the Universe:

FUCK YOU TOO SUNBUTT!

Gaming? Hell, WHY NOT?!?!

OH and there's some planning left I believe

Add more detail later

describe Celestia’s posture

Facial expressions

I sighed my finger gliding along the controller.

Um... anthro pony much?

5257488 I think she has a point though. Spending all that time researching the most violent crimes against others and working to produce a testosterone fueled gore fest? Its kinda sad when you really think about it.

5260640

I kinda enjoy shooting things, good way of getting rid of stress. I also do heavy research into war a lot so... yeah. I would be one of those 'ponies' that Celestia would dislike.

Is that call of pony? If so which one?!

5261497 No she ends up playing the game so she would like you no?

5261777

Maybe, that is if she is on my team. I'm beast in a tank or any armored vehicle. So, if she's on the other team... well, lets just say I would steam roll her over with tons of armor. That is unless she has Jeep Stuff... damn jihad jeeps.

5261583

I like Ponyfield more, Pony company was the best.

“Luna it is time for you to perform your duties

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“Well done soldier you’ve done one hell of a job.

Move paragragh down a line.
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Slowly, I made my way over to Luna’s couch sitting down as my curiosity got the better of me.

Indent.
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Inwardly thought I was groaning. So caught up on getting the wonderful device back to my room that I had completely forgotten about Blue Blood.

though
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But on the other hand, I now had found something that brought my pleasure.

me
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I'm pretty sure there's a friendship report / lesson in this fic for Celestia.

5257488

It's a little thing called context. Maybe you should learn it before telling Tia to get fucked.

Context as in no war in over a thousand years on Equestrian soil; Their are no weapons like the one in the game in Equestria; Violence and bloodshed to a majority of the populace is unthinkable, and the height of actual tech is steam trains and pedalcopters. With horse drawn carriages is an actual job, and confectionaries are in canon used to ineffectually attack others.

So that level of bloodshed, a majority of tech either imagined by them and / or used by non-Equestrians would be unthinkable to a vast majority of ponies. Since it is so far removed from what ponies normally do.

So of course a many millenia old ruler, whose nation doesn't have those things / problems would think that. In context.

But she eventually loved it, for the same reasons others do. After she gave it a go.

5262061

Every Ponyfield is better than the Call of Harmony franchise, but the human made War Storm (War Thunder) is far superior to anything else. Seriously? Where else do you have realistic tank and fighter battles? Well, that is my opinion anyway.

And thus, Gamer Molly has fallen to the Dark Side....of Highly Addictive Gaming.:trollestia::trollestia::pinkiesmile:

5262682
You've added this as another fic to the Chrylight group again XD

Your tablet has issues guy. :)

5263244

Yep. This tablet can get down right evil. What happens is eithre the pick groups box flickers as I scroll down then next thing I know I see either a folder was picked for me, or worse I go to scroll up and out then it decides to put it in a folder. Or the box is frozen and I try scrolling a few times and it decides to dump it there.

For some strange reason 9/10 tablet derps picks ChryLight to dump it in. Then I have to find and delete XD. I'm actually thinking of making a ChryLight fic just for S&Gs to shake things up a bit.

5262835

I love Pony Thunder! (War Thunder)
Can't wait for 1.5 to come out!

5264922

YEEEESSS! Including when they add the Griffin tanks!

All I have to say is...
YO CELESTIA TAK ME ON ANY DAY, I RECK YOU SOOO HARD!!!!!! YOU CANT DEAL WITH MAA SKILLS M8TE!!!
I might have said more but it honestly hurts my brain to try and talk like that.
Cool story, really enjoyed it.

For more My Little Pony fun (although less compatible with the Protect Celestia group :P), check out Princess Celestia's discovery of real-time strategy games...

5335934 Really dude advertising? Am I popular enough for that?

Unsure if Gears of War, or Call of Duty.

There are some things you may want to edit.

Approaching my sisters bedroom the familiar sounds of that horrible device became louder and louder.

There should be a comma between those two words.

“Sister the night court requires your presence and it is time to raise the moon.”

There should be a comma between those two words.

I nearly jumped when the character fired his weapon my hoof having occidentally clicked one of the buttons.

There should a comma between those two words, and the other one should be "accidentally".

Who could possibly enjoy such a display of barbarity.

That should be a question mark.

the callousness in his voice in regards to killing made me uncomfortable was this what young foals were playing now a days.

There should be a comma between "uncomfortable" and "was", also that should be "nowadays".

Once again I traveled up the skeleton of a equestrian blimp.

That should be "an".

“You are right Luna I apologise I fear that I let my enjoyment of the game cloud my judgement.”

There should be a comma after "Luna" and a period after "apologise".

“It is fine sister now go you have a country to run and I have a date with my bed.”

There should be a comma after "sister" and a period after "go".

“Your majesty Prince Blueblood has requested an audience with you.”

There should be a comma after "majesty".

“Oaken Shield I am not to be disturbed today unless it is of the utmost importance cancel all of my meetings and Tell my delightful nephew that I am busy please.

There should be a comma after both "Shield" and "busy", a period after "importance" and "tell" shouldn't be capitalized.

TacticalSoda777
Distorted Flare Halo is my personal favorite. While GoW, CoD, and Assassins Creed coming in second, as for Battle field and games like war thunder. Well I like to keep my boots on the ground, and I've never played Battlefield simply because I don't have it yet....

If you really want to give them something to blast into, then how about both Dead Space and Mass Effect? I'd just like to see how they would make their Shepard.

gaMerS riSe uP

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