Quick Bugzy, you need a way out of this. Think fast!
...Wait, he doesn't do that well. Thankfully his mouth is faster than his brain in dangerous situations such as this, and as an effective natural defense mechanism, it spouts off the first random bit of dialogue it can think of.
"This is not an 80's sit-com!" you scream, followed by more gibberish nonsense like "Always drink responsibly! Never buy the extended warranty on anything! Ketchup is a vegetable! All your base are belong to us."
You see Dr. Quack has backed off and is holding his nose for some reason. You're about to ask why, but it soon becomes obvious when he throws a case of minty Tic-Tacs at you; apparently eating nothing but hospital food for a day and a half and then having your mouth wrapped shut gives you terrible breath. Thinking for a second, you decide to pocket the mints rather than eat them, in case Dr. Quacksalver gets any other ideas.
*1 case of cheap mints added to inventory*
As Quacksalver's mouth gets closer to yours, you think in a panic,
I need a way out of this, bug! Think fast...
...
Buck! I suck at that!
Thankfully, the fact that your mouth is faster than your brain in dangerous situations such as this comes in handy in this case, so as an effective natural defense mechanism, it spouts off the first random bit of dialogue it can think of.
"This ain't a cheap sit-com!" you scream, followed by more gibberish nonsense like "Always drink responsibly! Never buy the extended warranty on anything! Ketchup is a vegetable! All your base are belong to us! Honest lawyers exist!"
"Ugh!"
You see Dr. Quacksalver has backed off you and is holding his nose for some reason. You're about to ask why, but it soon becomes obvious when he throws a case of minty Tic-Tacs at you. Apparently eating nothing but hospital food for a day and a half and then having your mouth wrapped shut gives you terrible breath.
I do feel hungry, but I'd better preserve my bad breath in case this Doctor gets any more ideas...
*1 Case of Cheap Mints added to Inventory*
You try to pocket the mints, but considering that you can't feel any of your hooves at the moment, it's just gonna have to stay on your chest for awhile. Dr. Quacksalver looks at you in confusion for a second, before you hear a *ding* from his direction. You look at his smiling face in dread as you think,
Oh buck, not the ding! Anything but the ding! Ding means he has an idea! A literally bloody idea!
And to your horror he says,
"Ahhhh, that must have been the changeling body's natural defense to ponies coming close to their unconscious bodies! Strange that it happens now and not with my other changeling patients... Then again this could be a new breakthrough for changeling-ology! Oh well. back to Teeth-to-Fang respiration!"
With that said, the quack moves back over to you and begins to slowly inch his mouth towards yours. You can only stare in horror as you think,
Is this nut blind or something! Can't he see my COMPLETELY BLUE CHANGELING EYES are open!? Ahh, doesn't matter! I gotta think of something and fast....
...
Buck it! Time to scream like a little filly!
And with that you inhale air into your lungs and then you...
You just start screaming while he is inches away from you, causing him to scream. Every time you scream, he screams and vice versa while your faces are extremely close After 5 minutes of consecutive screaming, you both catch your breath as he backs away
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You start screaming.
Dr. Quack gives you a confused look, before he shrugs, smiles, and begins to scream as well!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
This is gonna be awhile... ACTIVE THE TIME SKIP PROTOCOL!
5 MINUTES LATER
"AHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHH"
You and Quacksalver slowly stop screaming as you both run out of breath. After breathing deeply (and you swear he says something about a "stupid metal lung..."), the doctor gives you a smile before he says...
Q: Well that was fun…
Doctor Quacksilver just goes over the list of what he’s done
Q: Well firstly, I shaved your liver, I massaged your kidneys, drained your stomach
You: Why?
Q: What, can’t a guy have fun while working?
You: uhhhh…
Q: I also had a pleasant conversation with your wife while you were under
You: My wife?
Q: OH yes, I don’t envy you by the way, my ex wife tried to control my life, but never to this extent.
You: What are you talking about?
Q: Well your eyes glowed orange and she began to berate and strangle me, so I made her less angry and more happy.
You: She’s not my wife! She’s just the mother of my child… who is always with me...controlling me...
Q: Eh, Tomato Tomahto
You: (Nimmy, what’s going on?)
S: I told you not to call me that…wooooooooooo….ha ha, everything is wonderful in your mind…echo echo echo (drugged)
You: The buck?
S: Heh heh, Celunza, you’re such a dork…(giggles)
You: What's going on?
S: I took allllllll the drugs so you wouldn't have to. Because thas how much I care...wooooooo
You: What did you do?
Q: I gave her a dose of happy fun time drugs, straight into your frontal lobe
You look up and see a needle sticking out of your head
You: Take it out Take it out!
He takes it out and you whimper in pain
S: Heh heh, what’s wrong? First time you been penetrated (laughs drunkenly)
You: Shut up druggy!
"Well that was fun…"
"Fun!" you blurt out. "How is playing butcher on a living creature and screaming f- Hey, I feel alot better..."
To your surprise, your limbs and body feel much better as you can't feel any pain (the limb casts are still on you though).
"What... did you do to me?"
Doctor Quacksalver begins to go over the list of what he’s done as he puts his tools away (while/after rinsing them in whisky), and puts your body cast back on,
"Well firstly, I massaged your liver, drained your stomach, aligned your spine..."
"Why?"
"What, can’t a guy multitask on remembering his chiropractic skills while working?"
"Uhhhh…
"Anyway, I also had a pleasant conversation with your wife while you were under."
"My wife?" you ask in confusion.
"Oh yes. I've had quite a few patients who have relatives living in their heads. I don’t envy you by the way. My ex-marefriend tried to control my life, but never to this extent..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well your eyes glowed orange several times during the operation. While your body did begin to quick-heal during your glowing eyes allowing me to opreate more, she began to berate and assault me, so I made her less angry and more happy."
"She’s not my wife!" you protest, "She’s just the mother of my child… who is always with me... controlling me..."
"Eh, Tomato Tomahto." He shrugs
Nimmy, what’s going on?
I told you not to call me that-weeeeeeeeee… hee hee, everything is wonderful in your mind… echo... echo... echo...
The buck? you think in confusion.
Heh heh, Celunza, you’re such a dork… S giggles.
What's going on? You mentally ask in concern.
I took allllllll the drugs so you wouldn't have to. Because thas how much I care... wooooooo...
"What did you do?" you ask Quacksalver.
"I gave her a dose of happy fun time drugs, straight into your frontal lobe." He replies as he pours whisky on a... battle ax?
You look up and see an empty syringe sticking out of your head.
"Take it out Take it out! TAKEITOUT!" you panic.
"I wouldn't recommend premature syringe removal as the Awakegens-" Quacksalver begins to advise before you interrupt screaming,
"TAKE THIS BUCKING NEEDLE OUT OF MY BUCKING SKULL NOW YOU BUCKING PSYCHO!!!"
With that, Quacksalver removes the syringe from your head.
Heh heh, what’s wrong? First time you been penetrated
Shut up druggy!
Quacksalver says he was operating on you for hours (and mentions details like taking a lunch break, getting organs mixed up, getting enraged at a kidney, etc.) and your eyes would sometimes glow orange and cause healing to speed up allowing Quacksalver to experiment/operate for longer.Finally he just crammed all your organs back into your cavity, held it in place with duct tape, and dug through your stuff for something to use when he came across a Bottle of red stuff and poured the whole thing in your open cavity which fixed everything (4 Healing Potions remaining).
The insane doctor then chuckles as he says,
"You know I was operating on you for hours on end! It took me all day from morning till evening to finally finish. And let me tell you it is not easy doing this in secret."
You gag at that as you scream,
"IN SECRET!"
Dr. Quack nods his head with a firm smile as he says,
"Yep, in secret. I also had to sneak out for my lunch break when I remembered that today is the last day of the '4 Bit Cottage Pie special' at Flankagan's Pub so I left a flashlight right next to you to provide your Vitamin Y centers in the pancreas with light auto-stimulation, but when I came back it was gone. I think it rolled and fell into you actually..."
You pale at this and think,
There's a flashlight in my gut! What is wrong with this quack?!
He smiles as he says,
"I also mixed up some of your organs with the spares we have in here, but don't worry I found the ones that were yours, but you might have an extra liver or set of lungs, just saying..."
Why do I have a feeling that this quack might have done that on purpose...
"Oh, and your kidney was really annoying by the way. I swear that thing would just not stay in place when I tried to put it back in. I never felt so angry in my life so I just dunked it in and let it be."
You think in dread and horror,
Please tell me kidneys are not an important organ!
The doctor then chuckles as he says,
"In the end I just stuffed all your organs into your body, duct taped them, and then went though your saddlebag in your room to see if I can't find anything to fix ya up."
You stare at him in horror as you think,
HE DUCT TAPED MY ORGANS! HOW THE BUCK AM I ALIVE!
"But lucky me, I found this strange red potion in your big, I just dumped it on ya, and then all your organs got back into place, you regrew your ribs, and then your chest just closed shut! Very hoofy stuff right there, mind if I take some for my night calls?"
You stare at him blankly as you say in a deadpanned tone,
"Yes, I do mind-" *crack*
Suddenly the realization of what Quacksalver just said hits you like a kidney being slam-dunked into an open cavity.
"LUNA DANG-IT I HAD HEALING POTIONS THE WHOLE BUCKING TIME!!!"
You really wish you could facehoof right now cause that was just pure idiocy on your part. You're about to ramble about how stupid you are when the quack clears his throat and says,
"Now where was I... oh ya..."
Q: Now then, let’s talk about the state of your squishy bits
You: My what?
Q: Well none of your organs looked healthy at all. They were all a sickly shade of yellow
You: They were?
Q: mmhmm, usually Changeling organs are a nice disgusting shade of green. Also you don’t have extra lungs or hollowed bones as others do. I know for a fact that changelings should have those after my first patient…he had trouble breathing till the end of his days after I removed them.
You: What does this mean?
Q: Well it means that he couldn’t breathe as good and died as he tried to run away from me and…
You: NO! About my insides!
Q: Oh, well I’m not sure…you kind of look like your insides are that of a ponies, only not the tantalizing red they usually are.
You: oh…I think that might be because I’m actually a hybrid
Q: Woof, one of your parents married a bug? Freaky!
You: No it wasn’t them, it was my Grandbuggy that interbred
Q: Ah, that would explain the yellow organs then, Red plus green equals yellow. Colors were always my major of study in school
You: Kindergarten?
Q: No, at Pranceton
You really want to facehoof
Q: So it appears that extreme healing powers come about from mating with other species…by Celestia that means that Mules are practically invulnerable. I must test this theory immediately!
He tries to run but you stop him
You: Wait! I’m still stuck on this table.
Q: Oh right
He starts wheeling you back to your room
Q: OH, and also, I looked at your horrifyingly disgusting wings
You: Hey!
"Let’s talk about the state of your squishy bits."
"My what?"
"Well none of your organs looked healthy at all. They were all a sickly shade of dark, blue-ish-ness... I think the color is properly called middle-knight or something like th-"
"They where?" you interrupt.
"Mmhmm, usually Changeling organs are a nice disgusting shade of green. Also you don’t have the hollowed bones or thinner muscles as others do. I know for a fact that changelings should have those after my first changeling patient…he had trouble moving till the end of his days after I removed them."
"What does this mean?"
"Well it means that he couldn't move as good and fell down a well when he tried to run off the operating table even th-"
"NO! About my insides- Wait, what did you d-"
Quacksalver interrupts you by continuing,
"Oh, well I’m not sure… Although your organs do look a bit like pony organs except not the usual shades of red and whitish they usually are."
"Oh…I think that might be because I’m actually a hybrid."
"Whoa, one of your parents nailed a bug? Freaky!"
"No it wasn't them, it was my Grandbuggy that interbred."
"Ah, that would explain the midnight organs then, Red-white plus green equals blue! Colors were always my major of study in school."
"Kindergarten?" you snark.
"No, Pranceton. Did I ever tell you about this Literature Major I met there?"
You really want to facehoof.
"So it appears that extreme healing powers come about from cross-mating with other species… by Celestia that means that Mules are invulnerable! I must test this theory immediately!"
He digs into his bag, pulls out a... flat wooden club with obsidian blades sticking out of it? (actually an Ahuizotl weapon known as a Macana), and tries to run, but you stop him by protesting,
"Wait! I’m still stuck on this table!"
Quacksalver stops in his tracks and looks back on your cast and bandage-covered form and sheepishly says,
"Oh right..."
With that. he starts wheeling you back to your room, but along the way he says,
"Oh, and also, I looked at your horrifyingly disgusting wings."
"Hey!"
"Did you know that they're functionally useless?"
"Well, I never did learn to fly but…wait…what?"
"Wait you didn't know? Oh... this is awkward..."
Your spirit droops as you say,
"Uh... Doctor... What's wrong with my wings?"
Quacksalver sighs in disappointment and says,
"Your wings are missing several necessary ligaments so I'm sorry to say that you'll never be able to fly..."
"Oh..." you say despondently at this news. Quacksalver notices your drop in mood and quickly chimes in,
"On the bright side, I gave you a free massage! Fun thing is, my parents wanted me to be a masseur but I knew the medical field is what I was meant for!"
"That explains why my spine feels so relaxed, but why do my shoulders feel sore?"
"Well, I also might have dropped you on the floor at some point... several times, but anyway, you should be fine."
You then frown and think darkly,
Of course, those bullies back at the Hive have always bullied me for being unable to fly with "hover-away" and now I realize they were picking on me for being disabled. Bastards...
You shake off the dark thought as you are being wheeled back to your room (Thank Luna) you remember something the non-insane doctor told you. Deciding to see if Dr.Quack has some answers, you ask,
Ask Quacksalver about the Heart anomaly that the other Doctor mentioned.
"Uh... Quacksalver, earlier the other Doctor mentioned something about me having a 'heart anomaly'. Did you see anything strange about my heart while operating on me?"
"Pffft." Quacksalver dismisses, "That 'Doctor' has no idea what he's talking about. Don't worry about it, your heart is beating as clearly as a crystal."
"Don't you mean 'crystal-clear'?" you point out.
"... yeah, sure, whatever." Quacksalver shrugs.
As you ponder the Quack's strange answer, he bumps you into...
The doctor is then stopped in the hallway and chased out since he’s on probation, so he wheels you at the orderlies and Nurse Redheart as he runs away
Q: Bye Everypony!
NR: Are you Ok Mr. Tennant?
You: I think so…might want to keep an eye on any mules in town though…
"Quacksalver, what did we tell you about coming into our hospital?"
"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!" Quacksalver shouts and runs over nurse Redheart out of the room.
Nurse Redheart.
"Quacksalver! What did we tell you about coming into our hospital?!" she says angrily.
"Uh... Goodbye Everypony!"
And with that, Doctor Quacksalver quickly turns around and makes a break for the exit (window) behind you, but before he can get there, a security guard earth pony stallion with a Mohawk jumps in front of the window and blocks him. Quacksalver hits the brakes and shouts out in defiant anger,
"HEY, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AWAKE!"
He turns around and runs towards you, but a unicorn dressed in a fancy doctor clothes unknowingly walks in between you and him. Quacksalver can't stop himself in time...
*WHAM shatter crash*
And he slams into the fancy unicorn doctor, Quacksalver's strength sending the unicorn flying so far that he crashes through the window next to you... and you're all on the second floor. You, Nurse Redheart, and the security guard stallion all go to the window (you wheeled yourself with your horn magic) where you all see... a very broken-looking and unconscious unicorn doctor who's lying in a smashed taxi carriage. You hear the driver shout in annoyance,
"HEY! Watch where you're falling! You know how much they take out of my pay for repairs?!"
Nurse Redheart gets a angry scowl as she whirls around and glares at the nervous quack as she yells,
"You idiot! That was the heart specialist that was gonna check Mister Tennant's heart anomaly!"
Quacksalver's chuckles nervously as he uncertainly says,
"Uh... he looked like a fake?"
The three of you give the Quack deadpan "you gotta be kidding me" looks before he says,
"And that's my que... TO BAIL!"
"Night Watch, get him!" Nurse Redheart yells to the now-named security stallion who preapres to charge the quack, but Quacksalver then puts his hoof into his lab coat pocket, takes out his "Burknomic Scalpel", and then throws it at the guard, who dodges it, but it ricochets off the wall and smashes Night Watch in the nards.
You wince in pain as you subconsciously try to move your hooves to cover your nards, but remember that you can't move your hooves quiet yet, so you just continue wincing as the guard falls over in pain. Quacksalver smiles in victory and says "Just put some frozen walnuts on that and you'll be fine in an hour" as he runs towards the window, snatches up the Burknomic Scalpel along the way, and before he jumps out he says,
"You will always remember the day you almost captured, Doctor Quacksalver!"
And with that he jumps out of the window.
*crack-pop*
You and Nurse Redheart (her wheeling you) run over to the window to see that Quacksalver landed on and knocked out the taxi carriage driver, but he appears to be limping.
"Darn! Dislocted again." Quacksalver says before he takes his "Burknomic Scalpel" and (to the wincing of you and Redheart) uses it to smash his shoulder back into place. He then turns to the unconscious unicorn Doctor with intent to "heal" before Nurse Redheart screams,
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!"
Quacksalver is startled a bit by Nurse Redheart's shouting, but then regains his composure, looks up at her, and says,
"Oh, Hai Hearty! We still on for Olive Grotto at 6 tomorrow?"
Nurse Redheart gets a annoyed twitch as she shouts,
"FOR THE LAST TIME: NO! NOW GET OFF THE PROPERTY!"
And with that he trots off. As the spectacle ends, you can't help but think,
Why do I have a feeling that I'm going to be seeing him again... nah just my imagination. Although he does know I'm a changeling, but doesn't care...
As a earth pony nurse mare with a yellow coat, two-tone light blue mane and tail, green eyes, and a cutie mark of a white cross with a pink heart on each corner assists the downed Night Watch (who you swore muttered something about "the things I put up with for the cafeteria food..."), Nurse Redheart sighs as she wheels you back to your room and mutters,
"To think I used to date that nu-"
"WHATTTTTTTT?!" you yell in surprise, "YOU AND THAT PSYCHO ARE A THING?!"
"Were a thing." Redheart corrects, "At least until I broke up with him."
"Then why is he asking you about a date?"
"That idiot keeps forgetting I dumped him. Although he always did make me laugh, he has good taste in restaurants, and in the bedroom..."
Nurse Redheart blushes as she says the last part, but she quickly shakes her head and blurts out,
"A-anyway that's in the past! Let's get you back to your room."
"Okay." you say, but then you remember what Quacksalver said earlier so you tell Redheart, "By the way, you might want to tell the local guards to keep a protective eye on any mules in town…"
15 MINUTES LATER
The Doctors want you stay overnight as a precaution, but when you get to your room, you see them putting Dash into a wheelchair and forcing her out
D: Tennant! I didn’t get to finish it!
You: You Read Ahead without me?
D: Shh…not so loud…but yeah, Daring Do got captured by Azuihotl and is in a death trap!
You: Holy Buck!
NR: Alright Ms Dash, time for you to leave
As they wheel her out
D: I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!! (she’s looking at the book before her eyes shift to you) And you too Tennant
You are then suddenly left in the room by yourself
You: Buck it, gotta find out what happens
And you use your magic to read and catch up to where Daring Do gets captured, when suddenly Nightshade, Twilight, Fluttershy and Spike come into your room, causing you to drop the book under the bed
T/F/N: Hi Daddy/Tennant
Nightshade hugs you
You: Hey girls and Spike…why do you all look tired and dirty
T: Oh it’s nothing to worry about, just a bunch of town repair and animal rescue
You: oookkkaaayyy….
F: Oh…where’s Rainbow Dash?
You: She got released about 20 minutes ago
T: Oh no, we were so busy we didn’t visit her! Oh…she must think we hate her!
You: I doubt that, I don’t think she even noticed
T: Why do you think tha…
Suddenly, Spike Burps up a letter and it hits Twilight under the eye which you smirk at
Twilight: Oh no (runs to the mirror)
N: You OK Ms. Twilight?
T: This is terrible!
S: It’s just a lost dog flier
T: The Cut! The cut under her…my eye!
N: Huh?
S: It’s just a paper cut Twi, it’s not so bad
T: Don’t you understand Spike, this is a sign, the Future hasn’t changed! THE DISASTER IS STILL COMING!!!
She then rushes out of the hospital before Spike and Fluttershy leave, they turn to you
F: Don’t forget hood…Tennant, Two Days
S: Bring snacks
N: What was that all about?
You: Oh nothing…just secret stuff, why was Twilight freaking out?
N: Oh just Crazlight goin nuts because she thinks something bad is going to happen in the future
You: Huh?
Nightshade then explains the morning’s craziness, including her trip to freaking Tartarus.
N: And then I kicked the Weeping Angel type statue in the nards.
S: Awww…I’m so proud of her. Such a little warrior princess already…we should have named her Xena instead (still drugged)
You: …How does a statue…never mind…wow you’ve had a busy morning
N: Buck ya I totes did
You: What have I told you about your language?
N: oops, sorry daddy….Buck yeah I TOTALLY did.
You: That’s better
N: So how was your day?
You: Oh not bad, (just got operated on by a mad man) pretty boring actually (I’ll never go to a hospital again) yup…(I don’t think I’ll sleep at all tonight)
N: Nice, oh, and one more thing, the Doctor told me to tell you to tell him if we ever see an Immortal Stallion that likes both mares and stallions running a place called Flame Bark or something
You: TorchWood?
N: Ya that's it
You: Bucking Captain Jack is real too? (How the heck is the show so accurate?)
N: Who?
You: Somepony you shouldn't be hanging around with...but thanks for the heads up honey.
N: Alright then, well I’m gonna go now, me and Applebloom are gonna have a mini-sleep over tonight
You: Daawww…that sounds so cute. Have fun Sweetie, hopefully I’ll see you by tomorrow
N: Ok then (hugs you) Night Daddy, Love you
You: Love you too honey
And she walks out the door
Even though you feel fine, the Doctor (who you passed in the hall) wants you stay overnight as a precaution, but when you get to your room, you see them putting Dash into a wheelchair and forcing her out.
"Tennant! I didn’t get to finish it!" she whispers.
"You Read Ahead without me?"
"Shh… not so loud… but yeah, Daring Do got captured by Azuihotl and is in a death trap!"
"Holy Buck!" you whisper in response as Nurse Redheart puts you on the bed before saying to Rainbow Dash,
"Alright Ms Dash, time for you to leave."
As they wheel her out she says,
"I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!" She’s looking at the book before her eyes shift to you, "And you too Tennant..."
The earth pony nurse mare with a yellow coat and two-tone light blue mane and tail from before (who you now learn is Nurse Snowheart) comes in and gives your dinner of a large bowl of broccoli cheese soup, a tall glass of chocolate milk with a straw, and a plate of pineapple jello (Score!) before leaving the room and you are then suddenly left in the room by yourself,
Buck it, gotta find out what happens.
With that, you use your magic to read and catch up to where Daring Do gets captured while eating your dinner (along with those mints Quacksalver gave you *(0 Cases of Cheap Mints remaining*)when suddenly Nightshade, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike come into your room, causing you to drop the book under the bed.
"Hi Daddy/Tennant!" The four say to you as Nightshade hugs you,
"Hey girls and Spike… why do you all look tired and dirty?"
"Oh it’s nothing to worry about, just a bunch of town repair and animal rescue." Twilight answers.
"Oookkkaaayyy…" you say uncertainly.
"Oh… where’s Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy asks.
"She got released about 20 minutes ago." you answer
"Oh no, we were so busy we didn’t visit her! Oh… she must think we hate her!" Twilight moans.
"I doubt that, I don’t think she even noticed..." you snark.
"Why do you think tha…"
"BURP!"
Suddenly, Spike burps up a letter that it hits Twilight under the eye which you smirk at,
"Oh no!" Twilight says as she runs to the mirror.
"You OK Ms. Twilight?" Nightshade asks.
"This is terrible!" Twilight procliams.
"It’s just a lost dog flier-" Spike says before Twilight interrupts.
"The Cut! The cut under her… my eye!"
"Huh?" You and Nightshade say.
"It’s just a paper cut Twi, it’s not so bad."
"Don’t you understand Spike, this is a sign, the Future hasn’t changed! THE DISASTER IS STILL COMING!!!" Twilight says before then rushing out of the hospital. Spike and Fluttershy follow suit, but just before leaving they turn to you.
"Don’t forget hood- Tennant, Two Days..." Fluttershy says.
"Bring snacks." Spike adds.
"What was that all about?" Nightshade asks as Fluttershy and Spike leave.
"Oh nothing… just secret stuff." You answer, "Why was Twilight freaking out?"
"Oh, just Crazlight goin nuts because she thinks something bad is going to happen in the future." Nightshade answers.
"Huh?"
Nightshade then explains the morning’s craziness, including her trip to freaking Tartarus!
"-and then I kicked the Weeping Angel-type statue in the nards!" Nightshade finishes.
Awww… I’m so proud of her. Such a little warrior princess already… we should have named her Xena instead... Selena says in a still obviously drugged state.
"…How does a statue… never mind… wow you've had a busy morning." You say in reply to her story.
"Buck ya I totes did!" Nightshade replies.
"What have I told you about your language?" you scold.
"Oops, sorry daddy... Buck yeah I TOTALLY did!"
"That’s better. Can't have you talking like a shallow stupid valley filly after all."
"So how was your day?"
"Oh not bad, just got operated on by a psychotic quack... pretty boring actually I’ll never go to a hospital again... yup… I don’t think I’ll sleep at all tonight...
"Nice, oh, and one more thing, the Doctor told me to tell you to tell him if we ever see an Immortal Stallion that likes both mares and stallions running a place called Flame Bark or something-"
"TorchWood?" you interrupt.
"Ya, that's it."
"Bucking Captain Jack is real too? How the hay is the serial so accurate? Note to self: Ask Doctor about it later..."
"Who?" Nightshade responds to your rambling.
"Somepony you should not be hanging around with... but thanks for the heads up honey."
"Alright then, well I’m gonna go now, me and Applebloom are gonna have a mini-sleep over tonight!"
"Daawww…that sounds so cute... Have fun Sweetie, hopefully I’ll see you by tomorrow."
"Sweetie Belle can't come, but ok then." Nightshade hugs you before continuing, "Night Daddy, Love you."
"Love you too honey."
You sigh in relaxation as Nightshade leaves and you slowly fall asleep, but before you do you remind yourself...
Remember that the Horde meeting in now in 2 days.
Horde meeting in 2 days. Hopefully I can stop this "revolution" before it spirals out of control...
THAT NIGHT
You wake up when you hear a noise and open your eyes to see...
Later that Night you are woken up because a Ninja is standing over you!
You: HOLY BUCK! BUCKING NINJAS!!! NIIIINNNNJJJJAAAASSSS!!!!
A hoof is shoved in your mouth stopping your screaming
D: Shut up you idiot! I came to read to you!
A ninja standing over your bed!
"HOLY HORSEAPPLES! BUCKING NINJAS!!! NIIIINNNNJJJJAAAA-!!!!"
The ninja's hoof suddenly shoves into your mouth stopping your screaming and it speaks in a familiar voice,
"Shut up you idiot! I came to read to you!"
Realizing that it's Rainbow Dash, you say,
"Oh... that's nice..."
Rainbow rubs her hoof behind her head as she asks,
"Yeah... so where's the book?"
"Oh, it's under the be-"
Suddenly, the door opens!
What do you do?
I've stayed up 2 days straight without being tired.
the longest i stayed up was
2 days straight playing ragnarok online..
not proud of that
I stayed up yesterday.
And i stayed up all night and day reading fimfiction and playin some injustice... I then proceeded to do that for 5 more days... 5th day and i just blacked out.
I usually try to not stay awake more that 24 hours...
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The door open and then it appear Twilight
"Tennant, you have to help me and... Is that Rainbow Dash reading a book?" Ask Twilight
"Eeeee Nope..." Say both you and RD
"It must be a hallucination because you did not sleep" Say Bugzee
"Okay, good... I need your help. We need to do something, if not something bad is going to happen the next thuesday!!" Say Twilight ignoring
"What is going to happen? The Smooze is going to return? Fluttershy will become a Nightmare? You will become a Alicorn? I will become a Alicorn? Luna and Celestia are going to tell to Equestria they are going to marry together and make Cadence her foal? Sweetie Belle is going to discover she is a robot and begin a war of ponies versus machines? Pepsimare and Colt-Cola are going to fusion? Is Rainbow Dash going to dress in fashion? The Cutie Mark Crusaders are going to summon Ponythulu?" Ask Bugzee worried
Twilight look to you confused, until she manage to talk
"Im not sure, I only know something bad will happen, I recived a visit the past thursday from myself of the next thursday..." Say Twilight
"Really? That is strange" Comment Bugzee
"At least, someone believe me!" Say Twilight
"Not at all, is only that the normal could be the three phantom of heart and warming day, one from the past, one from the present and one from the future" Say Bugzee
"Are you suggestin something?" Ask Twilight
"Errr... not at all" Say Bugzee
Meanwhile in the golden oak library a little phantom filly look the bed of Twilight
"Great... After ten years searching her, and when we manage to find her, she is not here... Well then, I go to the next on the list" Say the filly phantom
Returning to Bugzee
"So... What can I do to help?" Ask Bugzee
"Don't worry, with your help and the help of Nightshade and Spike, it's not going to be hard" Say Twilight
"You put Nightshade in this?" Ask Bugzee
"Of course, she is my new Faithfull Student" Say Twilight imitating Celestia
Meanwhile Rainbow Dash was reading the book without knowing what happen.
Bugze just grap RD and drag her under the cover then pretend everything is normal.
RD squeak but then cuddle to you to make it look less like there is somepony else in the bed with him.
Stuff happend.
A certain amount of time later, RD and you relize your proximity with each other and que awkard moment.
I've once stayed up to 12 am like midday I mean.
I played video games for 24 hours straight coming home from Yellowstone by car.
I've stayed up 2 days once too, like some above me said.Lord,I was tired then :P
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The door opens to reveal...a whole group of people dressed like ninjas.
No,seriously,what is with ninjas and today?
RD stops moving out of fear,and you are shocked too,but then you hear voices:
"Oh,seems like Lyra was in another room after all.You sure she was supposed to be in room 12?"
"Yes!Maybe?I was told things...by people."
"And you believe some obscure,random things you heard in the hallway?"
"I hate you."
"Well,let's try the information I have.Let's check room 15."
"Wait,I've got to say something before we go.Bugze?"
"Yes?" you ask.
"Spoilers."
You groan,you think you know who that was,but it's how he's doing it.
You hear the door closing,RD starts to move,but suddenly the door opens again!
(Use other comments from now on)
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Btw.,I referenced "You sure he was supposed to be in here?"
"Yes.Maybe?I was told,things by people."
"And you believe some obscure,random things you heard in the hallway?"
"I hate you."
from "Let's Go and Meet John de Lancie".Why am I saying this?Because I probably referenced it in such a bad way noone would notice otherwise
Stuff Rainbow under the bed! She's not supposed to be here! Unfortunately, a nurse enters before you managed to stuff her under completely.
"Uh... This is not the pony you are looking for?" You say as you wave a hoof hopefully. "Move along, move along."
latetest I've stayed up for was 1 week
Longest time awake? About two months. But I couldn't apply for the WR because no officials were monitoring it.
Probably a whole night.
Anyway... Follow Rainbow as she jumps out the window (make sure you're disguised first). Where she goes, nobody knows.
I was also thinking the past couple of days that it would be really cool if Bugze set up something like Strong Bad's emails. Not trying to force it through, just saying something that was on my mind.
5337549 Stuff rainbow under the bed and get caught in a suggestive position. '3'
Blurt out THIS IS NOT LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE... yes i agree?
Nurse comes in.
"Can I join in?"
Rd: "Ummm...yes?"
B:"WHOA WHOA WHOA!
NO RAPE!
NOT TODAY!
OR YESTERDAY!
NOT TOMOROW!
NOT EVEN TODAY!
"
Crawl under covers and try to sleep... While they argue over you?
Nurse Redheart looks shocked at the sight of Rainbow Dash standing over you. But then her face becomes grim and serious
NR: HOOVES OFF THE PATIENT ASSASSIN!!!
She dives over your bed with a flying kick which Rainbow Dash is JUST able to dodge by going under the bed and to your other side
RD: Whoah!
You: Calm Down, it’s just…
NR: I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER PATIENT TO YOU DAMNED NINJAS!
You: Another? (you ponder how this exact situation has happened before)
She then whips out three syringes and throws them, pinning Dash to the wall by her hoody
You: HOLY CRAP!
RD: Hey hey hey! I’m not a…
Nurse Redheart then holds her foreleg against Dash’s throat and points another needle in her face
NR: I don’t care how many patients you try and murder, I will not deviate from this path!
RD/You: What are you talking about (Scared and confused)
NR: Don’t play dumb! I left that life behind, I SAVE lives now instead of taking them. I’ll never come back you hear me?
RD: bu-bu-bu but…I…
NR: The Shirai Ryu have no control over me, you tell Master Hanzo that!
RD: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!
NR: (Smirks) Sure you don’t, maybe a few marks across your face will help you remember
She raises the needle back to get more power for a thrust and Rainbow Dash is scared to the point of tears, so you do the only thing you can do.
You light up your magic and hold her hoof in place, allowing Dash to headbutt her in the nose and get out of her grip.
NR: Grraaaghhh (holding nose) your clan has no honor left in it at all!
You: You OK Dash?
RD: Yeah, but buck this, we’re getting out of here, this lady is crazy!.
You: What do you…whoah, hey…
She picks you up and throws you roughly into a wheel chair and throws the book in your lap.
RD: We’ll finish the story once we’re safe!
You: Where’s safe?
RD: Somewhere not here!
RD/You: MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY (as you are wheeled into the nurse, knocking her over.)
As you are wheeled down the hall, more syringes are imbedded into walls, just barely missing you
NR: GET OVER HERE!!!
RD/You: EEEEEEEE!!!!! (you both scream in fear)
S: Oh ho ho, I like her…she knows how to have fun with those pokey things (giggles)…how come you never take me fighting anymore? We used to go fighting like…all the time… (fake pouting)
You: Seriously, we’re gonna have this conversation now?
S: Talking is a free action in combat situations, bwahahahaha
You: How are you still sauced?
S: Oh Well Exxcuuuuuussseee me Bug Boy (laughs out loud) but I’d like to see you take the equivalent of barrel full of LSD and not see the pretty pink elephants…you see the pink elephants right? OH FOR THE LOVE OF ME TELL ME YOU SEE THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!!
You: OK, you’re definitely going clean after all this is over…(Syringe flies past head) if we survive that is
S: Oh your no fun anymore…oooohhhh look a ramp (excited)
You: Wait Wha…
RD: Hang on Tennant! This is gonna be bumpy!
You are heading towards a downed gurny next to the window Quacksilver jumped out
You: OH BUCK ME!
RD: Maybe later! Just hang on!
You: Wait! What did you jus…(hits ramp and you both go screaming out the window as Selena cheers)
RD/You: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
S: WWWWHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!
And you both land on a cart of cabbages breaking your fall
Salesman: MY CABBAGES!
RD/You: SORRY!!!
The doors to the hospital bust open and Nurse Redheart leads the charge with even more Needles, but she has a whole posse of orderlies, Doctor Horse, and some crazy Looking Mare who is barking her head off like a dog!
You both scream your heads off as you have a merry little chase through the town Benny Hill style, waking up many ponies in the process!
You both start to realize you’re not gonna get away
RD: Read it! Read it Tennant! Before it’s too late!!!
You: Got it! If we Die, we Die knowing the end of this tale
S: HERE HERE!
You levitate the book and read aloud as fast as you can whilst also being jostled around the rest of the story
Long story short, Daring Do is awesome
RD: Wow, SOOOO COOOL (Needle whizzes by) Eeep!
Eventually you are both cornered by Twilight’s tree. Hearing all the noise, she comes bursting out of the house with a crazed look in her eye.
Twilight: IS THIS IT! IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE DISASTER?!
Pinkie: Wow Twilight, have you gotten any sleep?
You: Yeah, you’re looking crazier than usual…
She sees Rainbow Dash’s disguise
Twilight: Ninjas?...I never even considered that a possibility! Spike! Add Ninjas to the list of EVERYTHING to monitor!
Spike groans in frustration from inside the tree
RD: (groans) I’m not a ninja, it’s me, Rain…
Another needle skims by her nose, pinning into the door of the library
NR: Nowhere left to run you assassin filth!
RD: OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! (takes off hood) IT’S ME YOU CRAZY JERKS!!!
Everyone gasps, including the Deadly 6, while you wonder who this Pete is that everyone always talks about in relation to his sake and love.
Doctor Horse: Rainbow Dash, why are you kidnapping and assassinating patients?
RD: I’M NOT!!! I just…just…
You see her hesitating while looking at the book, so you decide to help her out and get everything out in the open
You: She just wanted to read OK?
Everyone gasps again
RD: Dude!
You: Hey, everything will be alright, just roll with it…
NR: If she wanted to read, why did she take you as well?
Everyone kind of wonders that, and Applejack especially has a suspicious look on her face
You: Cause we were reading it together, it’s an awesome story! But then Nurse Ratchet over here started trying to hurt her so we escaped!
NR: I’m not Nurse Ratchet, I’m Redheart, Ratchet is on vacation in Vanhoover
You: It was just a refr…never mind…look, this is all just a big misunderstanding OK, So everyone stop being crazy!
Screwloose: Bark Bark Bark!
You: And what the Tartarus is that all about? Isn’t that abuse of a patient?
The doctors and orderlies all look like they’ve been caught with their hooves in the cookie jar so they quickly mutter apology’s as they leave. Except for Redheart
NR: Heh, sorry about the trying to maim and scar you thing…can’t be too careful…you never know who’s watching.
She then throws down a smoke bomb and disappears
Rarity: oookkkaaayyy…so that just happened…so darling, you’re actually reading now?
RD: yeah yeah, I’m an egghead…(said sadly)
You: Hey, remember what I told you?
RD: (Perks up) But you know what, Buck it! DARING DO IS AWESOME! And I don’t care who knows it…Twi…you were right
Twilights eye just twitches
T: So…Rainbow Dash starts reading and soon after a disaster happens…This must be related!
Everyone: HUH?
Twilight levitates all the Daring Do novels and dumps them on you
T: There you go Dash! Read…READ THEM ALL!!! (starts laughing crazily)
RD: Ummm Wow, thanks Twi…not quite what I was expecting, but yeah thanks
T: Oh believe me I intend to right a full report to Celestia about this, but first I must stop the Apocalypse!
She then runs back inside
RD promises to read all them with you at some point, but you are all tired and head home, but not before she gives you hug that lasts a little too long and she whispers in your ear
RD: Thanks for being a cool guy…
You: No problem…heh heh
The hug is then interrupted by a jealous AJ and then the group disperses
Seeing as how you were kind of just left behind, AJ wheels you back to your shed. No way are you ever going back to that hospital. They were gonna release you tomorrow anyway. You fall into unconsciousness even as Selena sings about the Pink Elephants on Parade.
56 hours was the longest for me, and it was not intentional. I had a restless night on a Friday, didn't get sleep that night because my mind is a jerk and knew I had to get up at 6:00 AM Saturday morning to go do some landscaping the next day. So then I did all the landscaping, including planting a bunch of plants and digging a trench with a pickax for a new water line which lasted until 2:00, by that time I had to go to my actual job and that lasted well until Midnight. By that point, reality was slowed down, my face was numb, and I felt a bit drunk. I then slept until 4:00 PM the next day to catch up
5337549
Unfortunately it doesn't work, so you decided now would be the time to use a power that you've kept secret for your entire life:
The Force.
"Um..... "you stare at the nurse as rainbow got out from under the bed and to all fours. "Sir im afraid only patients and staff are alloud here at this hour, so your friend will have to leave." You decide you have no choice but to use your power. "No," you start, "my friends are allowed here." The nurse sighed. "Sir do i have to call security?" You stare at her in shock for moment, as you where amazed her mind was strong enough to resist you. You concentrate harder than before and give a wave of your hoof. "You will let rainbow stay...." the nuse merely gave you a half lidded blank stare. "sir, please, just stop." The nurse said face hoofing. "You will follow my orders..." the nurse simply rolled her eyes at your attempt to bend her (of course you diddint see that due to [INSERT REASON HERE]). "And you will allow dash to say for as long as she likes...." "Yes master" came the monotone reply of the nurse. Finally she was under your control! It was at this moment you decided to put your new puppet to work. "Good. Now, you will shut up and make me a sandwich....." the mares eye twitched. "Well come on go! any day now! chop chop!" "excuse me!?" The nurse replied through gritted teeth. "....Im not sure if i should be offended or laughing my flank off..." the rainbow Pegasus chipped in. You decided you should probably say less 'offensive' things and make your orders simpler for this moron.
In an annoyed tone, you say "ok, fine! get me some cookies or something If your so uptight about making a simple bucking sandwich!" The nurse took a deep breath in an attempt to calm her self and spoke with very carefully controlled anger. "Sir..... i have half a mind to-" "apparently you bucking do if you cant follow simple directions!" "That's it!" The nurse yelled, her somewhat calm demeanor shattering." If you want a sandwich so bad you go make it your bucking self! Im done with every guy in this place acting like im two bit hor-" You look towards rainbow dash as you start to tune out the nurse and whisper "hide!" "Nurse!" A gruff voice called down the hall as RD returned to her place under the bed. A very stressed looking stallion with an tie around his neck suddenly appeared in the doorway. "This is the last straw missy! Yelling at a patient in the middle of the night and doing it when other ponys are trying to sleep?! I could here you all the way down the hall!" The stallion yelled, "im afraid im going to have to-" " no please dont say it! I'll do anything! I can't afford to lose another job, and im NOT going back to freddys!" "Give you the week off." "Huh?" The nurse said in confusion. "Yes nurse you seem to lose you temper awful fast now and we can't afford to fire you so..... go home and get some rest." The nuse looked in confusion, failing to comprehend what was happening. "I-I thank you sir!" "Dont mention it. Now get out of here and dont come back till a week ok?" He said to the mare as she walked out of the room. "He then turned to you. "Sorry you had to see that sir. Would you like me to send another nurse up?" "No thats ok." You smugly reply as the stallion walked out of your sight.
You couldn't help but smirk as The Force had worked once more.
You where always good at forceing ponys (the sane one's) to leave you alone when you where lying in a hospital bed....
The door opens, and standing there, ominously cast in shadow before being revealed by a beam of moonlight is... A pizza delivery colt?
"Yeah I've got a delivery her for an..." he reads the delivery slip "I.C. weiner? Gah, crud." frowning at the misfortune of being the victim of yet another practical joke, he then turns to you and rainbow. "Hey, you two want this junk?" he offers you the stack of pizza boxes.
You and Rainbow exchange a silent glance and slowly turn back to him. The two of you give him a shrug, to which he smiles and deposits the boxes of hot pizza goodness onto your torso.
"Heh-hey, Daring Do. man I love those books; only ones I really found worth the read. Mind if I join you?" he asks and pulls up a seat, putting his hooves up on the bed and leaning precariously in his chair.
"Uh... sure. Why not?" Rainbow gives a rhetorical answer and is about to start reading when the door is thrown open again.
The pizza colt falls backward in surprise and gets rolled into a large freezer, leaving you and Rainbow to deal with... (whoever else in wandering in that night.)
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I have never stayed up for more than 36 consecutive hours. My feeble form requires time-wasting sleep in order to function.
Startled, Rainbow Dash falls onto you and you end up in a passionate kiss...
Which is ended by you freaking out and shoving Dash off of you.
5340037
During the hospital chase, the syringes embedded in the wall spell out "THE NIGHTMARE COMES!"
I also recommend that Nurse Snowheart be the ex-ninja as Nurse Redheart's character is already established within the show.
During the chase, you fall on the ground and one of the stallions chasing you (Doctor Horse or Night Watch) trips and falls onto you mouth-first (Naruto reference FTW!)
When you go to the shed, you see Nightshade and Applebloom watching a movie/serial
-NOTE: The movies/serial Bugze has are
"Alien" & "Aliens" double feature reel
"Coltmmando" film reel
"Die Hoof" film reel
"Death Notebook" anime (Neighponese animated) serial reels
"Full Crystal Alchemist" anime serial reels
"Seikrei" anime serial reels
After the events of this chapter, take off your casts and go to bed.
5341531
Nurse Snowheart being part of the Shirai Ryu would be the greatest bit of irony ever, she should be part of the Lin Kuei
5338384
...what about weekends?
5343330
Depends...
5340093
nice futureama reference.
How about his friend comes in and tries ti kill him, then he loses his hair in an explosion?
longest I stayed up? hmm... 32 hours straight. Best weekend ever, I was playing pokemon super mystery dungeon the whole time.