Quick Bugzy, you need a way out of this. Think fast!
...Wait, he doesn't do that well. Thankfully his mouth is faster than his brain in dangerous situations such as this, and as an effective natural defense mechanism, it spouts off the first random bit of dialogue it can think of.
"This is not an 80's sit-com!" you scream, followed by more gibberish nonsense like "Always drink responsibly! Never buy the extended warranty on anything! Ketchup is a vegetable! All your base are belong to us."
You see Dr. Quack has backed off and is holding his nose for some reason. You're about to ask why, but it soon becomes obvious when he throws a case of minty Tic-Tacs at you; apparently eating nothing but hospital food for a day and a half and then having your mouth wrapped shut gives you terrible breath. Thinking for a second, you decide to pocket the mints rather than eat them, in case Dr. Quacksalver gets any other ideas.
*1 case of cheap mints added to inventory*
As Quacksalver's mouth gets closer to yours, you think in a panic,
I need a way out of this, bug! Think fast...
...
Buck! I suck at that!
Thankfully, the fact that your mouth is faster than your brain in dangerous situations such as this comes in handy in this case, so as an effective natural defense mechanism, it spouts off the first random bit of dialogue it can think of.
"This ain't a cheap sit-com!" you scream, followed by more gibberish nonsense like "Always drink responsibly! Never buy the extended warranty on anything! Ketchup is a vegetable! All your base are belong to us! Honest lawyers exist!"
"Ugh!"
You see Dr. Quacksalver has backed off you and is holding his nose for some reason. You're about to ask why, but it soon becomes obvious when he throws a case of minty Tic-Tacs at you. Apparently eating nothing but hospital food for a day and a half and then having your mouth wrapped shut gives you terrible breath.
I do feel hungry, but I'd better preserve my bad breath in case this Doctor gets any more ideas...
*1 Case of Cheap Mints added to Inventory*
You try to pocket the mints, but considering that you can't feel any of your hooves at the moment, it's just gonna have to stay on your chest for awhile. Dr. Quacksalver looks at you in confusion for a second, before you hear a *ding* from his direction. You look at his smiling face in dread as you think,
Oh buck, not the ding! Anything but the ding! Ding means he has an idea! A literally bloody idea!
And to your horror he says,
"Ahhhh, that must have been the changeling body's natural defense to ponies coming close to their unconscious bodies! Strange that it happens now and not with my other changeling patients... Then again this could be a new breakthrough for changeling-ology! Oh well. back to Teeth-to-Fang respiration!"
With that said, the quack moves back over to you and begins to slowly inch his mouth towards yours. You can only stare in horror as you think,
Is this nut blind or something! Can't he see my COMPLETELY BLUE CHANGELING EYES are open!? Ahh, doesn't matter! I gotta think of something and fast....
...
Buck it! Time to scream like a little filly!
And with that you inhale air into your lungs and then you...
You just start screaming while he is inches away from you, causing him to scream. Every time you scream, he screams and vice versa while your faces are extremely close After 5 minutes of consecutive screaming, you both catch your breath as he backs away
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You start screaming.
Dr. Quack gives you a confused look, before he shrugs, smiles, and begins to scream as well!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
This is gonna be awhile... ACTIVE THE TIME SKIP PROTOCOL!
5 MINUTES LATER
"AHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHH"
You and Quacksalver slowly stop screaming as you both run out of breath. After breathing deeply (and you swear he says something about a "stupid metal lung..."), the doctor gives you a smile before he says...
Q: Well that was fun…
Doctor Quacksilver just goes over the list of what he’s done
Q: Well firstly, I shaved your liver, I massaged your kidneys, drained your stomach
You: Why?
Q: What, can’t a guy have fun while working?
You: uhhhh…
Q: I also had a pleasant conversation with your wife while you were under
You: My wife?
Q: OH yes, I don’t envy you by the way, my ex wife tried to control my life, but never to this extent.
You: What are you talking about?
Q: Well your eyes glowed orange and she began to berate and strangle me, so I made her less angry and more happy.
You: She’s not my wife! She’s just the mother of my child… who is always with me...controlling me...
Q: Eh, Tomato Tomahto
You: (Nimmy, what’s going on?)
S: I told you not to call me that…wooooooooooo….ha ha, everything is wonderful in your mind…echo echo echo (drugged)
You: The buck?
S: Heh heh, Celunza, you’re such a dork…(giggles)
You: What's going on?
S: I took allllllll the drugs so you wouldn't have to. Because thas how much I care...wooooooo
You: What did you do?
Q: I gave her a dose of happy fun time drugs, straight into your frontal lobe
You look up and see a needle sticking out of your head
You: Take it out Take it out!
He takes it out and you whimper in pain
S: Heh heh, what’s wrong? First time you been penetrated (laughs drunkenly)
You: Shut up druggy!
"Well that was fun…"
"Fun!" you blurt out. "How is playing butcher on a living creature and screaming f- Hey, I feel alot better..."
To your surprise, your limbs and body feel much better as you can't feel any pain (the limb casts are still on you though).
"What... did you do to me?"
Doctor Quacksalver begins to go over the list of what he’s done as he puts his tools away (while/after rinsing them in whisky), and puts your body cast back on,
"Well firstly, I massaged your liver, drained your stomach, aligned your spine..."
"Why?"
"What, can’t a guy multitask on remembering his chiropractic skills while working?"
"Uhhhh…
"Anyway, I also had a pleasant conversation with your wife while you were under."
"My wife?" you ask in confusion.
"Oh yes. I've had quite a few patients who have relatives living in their heads. I don’t envy you by the way. My ex-marefriend tried to control my life, but never to this extent..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well your eyes glowed orange several times during the operation. While your body did begin to quick-heal during your glowing eyes allowing me to opreate more, she began to berate and assault me, so I made her less angry and more happy."
"She’s not my wife!" you protest, "She’s just the mother of my child… who is always with me... controlling me..."
"Eh, Tomato Tomahto." He shrugs
Nimmy, what’s going on?
I told you not to call me that-weeeeeeeeee… hee hee, everything is wonderful in your mind… echo... echo... echo...
The buck? you think in confusion.
Heh heh, Celunza, you’re such a dork… S giggles.
What's going on? You mentally ask in concern.
I took allllllll the drugs so you wouldn't have to. Because thas how much I care... wooooooo...
"What did you do?" you ask Quacksalver.
"I gave her a dose of happy fun time drugs, straight into your frontal lobe." He replies as he pours whisky on a... battle ax?
You look up and see an empty syringe sticking out of your head.
"Take it out Take it out! TAKEITOUT!" you panic.
"I wouldn't recommend premature syringe removal as the Awakegens-" Quacksalver begins to advise before you interrupt screaming,
"TAKE THIS BUCKING NEEDLE OUT OF MY BUCKING SKULL NOW YOU BUCKING PSYCHO!!!"
With that, Quacksalver removes the syringe from your head.
Heh heh, what’s wrong? First time you been penetrated
Shut up druggy!
Quacksalver says he was operating on you for hours (and mentions details like taking a lunch break, getting organs mixed up, getting enraged at a kidney, etc.) and your eyes would sometimes glow orange and cause healing to speed up allowing Quacksalver to experiment/operate for longer.Finally he just crammed all your organs back into your cavity, held it in place with duct tape, and dug through your stuff for something to use when he came across a Bottle of red stuff and poured the whole thing in your open cavity which fixed everything (4 Healing Potions remaining).
The insane doctor then chuckles as he says,
"You know I was operating on you for hours on end! It took me all day from morning till evening to finally finish. And let me tell you it is not easy doing this in secret."
You gag at that as you scream,
"IN SECRET!"
Dr. Quack nods his head with a firm smile as he says,
"Yep, in secret. I also had to sneak out for my lunch break when I remembered that today is the last day of the '4 Bit Cottage Pie special' at Flankagan's Pub so I left a flashlight right next to you to provide your Vitamin Y centers in the pancreas with light auto-stimulation, but when I came back it was gone. I think it rolled and fell into you actually..."
You pale at this and think,
There's a flashlight in my gut! What is wrong with this quack?!
He smiles as he says,
"I also mixed up some of your organs with the spares we have in here, but don't worry I found the ones that were yours, but you might have an extra liver or set of lungs, just saying..."
Why do I have a feeling that this quack might have done that on purpose...
"Oh, and your kidney was really annoying by the way. I swear that thing would just not stay in place when I tried to put it back in. I never felt so angry in my life so I just dunked it in and let it be."
You think in dread and horror,
Please tell me kidneys are not an important organ!
The doctor then chuckles as he says,
"In the end I just stuffed all your organs into your body, duct taped them, and then went though your saddlebag in your room to see if I can't find anything to fix ya up."
You stare at him in horror as you think,
HE DUCT TAPED MY ORGANS! HOW THE BUCK AM I ALIVE!
"But lucky me, I found this strange red potion in your big, I just dumped it on ya, and then all your organs got back into place, you regrew your ribs, and then your chest just closed shut! Very hoofy stuff right there, mind if I take some for my night calls?"
You stare at him blankly as you say in a deadpanned tone,
"Yes, I do mind-" *crack*
Suddenly the realization of what Quacksalver just said hits you like a kidney being slam-dunked into an open cavity.
"LUNA DANG-IT I HAD HEALING POTIONS THE WHOLE BUCKING TIME!!!"
You really wish you could facehoof right now cause that was just pure idiocy on your part. You're about to ramble about how stupid you are when the quack clears his throat and says,
"Now where was I... oh ya..."
Q: Now then, let’s talk about the state of your squishy bits
You: My what?
Q: Well none of your organs looked healthy at all. They were all a sickly shade of yellow
You: They were?
Q: mmhmm, usually Changeling organs are a nice disgusting shade of green. Also you don’t have extra lungs or hollowed bones as others do. I know for a fact that changelings should have those after my first patient…he had trouble breathing till the end of his days after I removed them.
You: What does this mean?
Q: Well it means that he couldn’t breathe as good and died as he tried to run away from me and…
You: NO! About my insides!
Q: Oh, well I’m not sure…you kind of look like your insides are that of a ponies, only not the tantalizing red they usually are.
You: oh…I think that might be because I’m actually a hybrid
Q: Woof, one of your parents married a bug? Freaky!
You: No it wasn’t them, it was my Grandbuggy that interbred
Q: Ah, that would explain the yellow organs then, Red plus green equals yellow. Colors were always my major of study in school
You: Kindergarten?
Q: No, at Pranceton
You really want to facehoof
Q: So it appears that extreme healing powers come about from mating with other species…by Celestia that means that Mules are practically invulnerable. I must test this theory immediately!
He tries to run but you stop him
You: Wait! I’m still stuck on this table.
Q: Oh right
He starts wheeling you back to your room
Q: OH, and also, I looked at your horrifyingly disgusting wings
You: Hey!
"Let’s talk about the state of your squishy bits."
"My what?"
"Well none of your organs looked healthy at all. They were all a sickly shade of dark, blue-ish-ness... I think the color is properly called middle-knight or something like th-"
"They where?" you interrupt.
"Mmhmm, usually Changeling organs are a nice disgusting shade of green. Also you don’t have the hollowed bones or thinner muscles as others do. I know for a fact that changelings should have those after my first changeling patient…he had trouble moving till the end of his days after I removed them."
"What does this mean?"
"Well it means that he couldn't move as good and fell down a well when he tried to run off the operating table even th-"
"NO! About my insides- Wait, what did you d-"
Quacksalver interrupts you by continuing,
"Oh, well I’m not sure… Although your organs do look a bit like pony organs except not the usual shades of red and whitish they usually are."
"Oh…I think that might be because I’m actually a hybrid."
"Whoa, one of your parents nailed a bug? Freaky!"
"No it wasn't them, it was my Grandbuggy that interbred."
"Ah, that would explain the midnight organs then, Red-white plus green equals blue! Colors were always my major of study in school."
"Kindergarten?" you snark.
"No, Pranceton. Did I ever tell you about this Literature Major I met there?"
You really want to facehoof.
"So it appears that extreme healing powers come about from cross-mating with other species… by Celestia that means that Mules are invulnerable! I must test this theory immediately!"
He digs into his bag, pulls out a... flat wooden club with obsidian blades sticking out of it? (actually an Ahuizotl weapon known as a Macana), and tries to run, but you stop him by protesting,
"Wait! I’m still stuck on this table!"
Quacksalver stops in his tracks and looks back on your cast and bandage-covered form and sheepishly says,
"Oh right..."
With that. he starts wheeling you back to your room, but along the way he says,
"Oh, and also, I looked at your horrifyingly disgusting wings."
"Hey!"
"Did you know that they're functionally useless?"
"Well, I never did learn to fly but…wait…what?"
"Wait you didn't know? Oh... this is awkward..."
Your spirit droops as you say,
"Uh... Doctor... What's wrong with my wings?"
Quacksalver sighs in disappointment and says,
"Your wings are missing several necessary ligaments so I'm sorry to say that you'll never be able to fly..."
"Oh..." you say despondently at this news. Quacksalver notices your drop in mood and quickly chimes in,
"On the bright side, I gave you a free massage! Fun thing is, my parents wanted me to be a masseur but I knew the medical field is what I was meant for!"
"That explains why my spine feels so relaxed, but why do my shoulders feel sore?"
"Well, I also might have dropped you on the floor at some point... several times, but anyway, you should be fine."
You then frown and think darkly,
Of course, those bullies back at the Hive have always bullied me for being unable to fly with "hover-away" and now I realize they were picking on me for being disabled. Bastards...
You shake off the dark thought as you are being wheeled back to your room (Thank Luna) you remember something the non-insane doctor told you. Deciding to see if Dr.Quack has some answers, you ask,
Ask Quacksalver about the Heart anomaly that the other Doctor mentioned.
"Uh... Quacksalver, earlier the other Doctor mentioned something about me having a 'heart anomaly'. Did you see anything strange about my heart while operating on me?"
"Pffft." Quacksalver dismisses, "That 'Doctor' has no idea what he's talking about. Don't worry about it, your heart is beating as clearly as a crystal."
"Don't you mean 'crystal-clear'?" you point out.
"... yeah, sure, whatever." Quacksalver shrugs.
As you ponder the Quack's strange answer, he bumps you into...
The doctor is then stopped in the hallway and chased out since he’s on probation, so he wheels you at the orderlies and Nurse Redheart as he runs away
Q: Bye Everypony!
NR: Are you Ok Mr. Tennant?
You: I think so…might want to keep an eye on any mules in town though…
"Quacksalver, what did we tell you about coming into our hospital?"
"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!" Quacksalver shouts and runs over nurse Redheart out of the room.
Nurse Redheart.
"Quacksalver! What did we tell you about coming into our hospital?!" she says angrily.
"Uh... Goodbye Everypony!"
And with that, Doctor Quacksalver quickly turns around and makes a break for the exit (window) behind you, but before he can get there, a security guard earth pony stallion with a Mohawk jumps in front of the window and blocks him. Quacksalver hits the brakes and shouts out in defiant anger,
"HEY, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AWAKE!"
He turns around and runs towards you, but a unicorn dressed in a fancy doctor clothes unknowingly walks in between you and him. Quacksalver can't stop himself in time...
*WHAM shatter crash*
And he slams into the fancy unicorn doctor, Quacksalver's strength sending the unicorn flying so far that he crashes through the window next to you... and you're all on the second floor. You, Nurse Redheart, and the security guard stallion all go to the window (you wheeled yourself with your horn magic) where you all see... a very broken-looking and unconscious unicorn doctor who's lying in a smashed taxi carriage. You hear the driver shout in annoyance,
"HEY! Watch where you're falling! You know how much they take out of my pay for repairs?!"
Nurse Redheart gets a angry scowl as she whirls around and glares at the nervous quack as she yells,
"You idiot! That was the heart specialist that was gonna check Mister Tennant's heart anomaly!"
Quacksalver's chuckles nervously as he uncertainly says,
"Uh... he looked like a fake?"
The three of you give the Quack deadpan "you gotta be kidding me" looks before he says,
"And that's my que... TO BAIL!"
"Night Watch, get him!" Nurse Redheart yells to the now-named security stallion who preapres to charge the quack, but Quacksalver then puts his hoof into his lab coat pocket, takes out his "Burknomic Scalpel", and then throws it at the guard, who dodges it, but it ricochets off the wall and smashes Night Watch in the nards.
You wince in pain as you subconsciously try to move your hooves to cover your nards, but remember that you can't move your hooves quiet yet, so you just continue wincing as the guard falls over in pain. Quacksalver smiles in victory and says "Just put some frozen walnuts on that and you'll be fine in an hour" as he runs towards the window, snatches up the Burknomic Scalpel along the way, and before he jumps out he says,
"You will always remember the day you almost captured, Doctor Quacksalver!"
And with that he jumps out of the window.
*crack-pop*
You and Nurse Redheart (her wheeling you) run over to the window to see that Quacksalver landed on and knocked out the taxi carriage driver, but he appears to be limping.
"Darn! Dislocted again." Quacksalver says before he takes his "Burknomic Scalpel" and (to the wincing of you and Redheart) uses it to smash his shoulder back into place. He then turns to the unconscious unicorn Doctor with intent to "heal" before Nurse Redheart screams,
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!"
Quacksalver is startled a bit by Nurse Redheart's shouting, but then regains his composure, looks up at her, and says,
"Oh, Hai Hearty! We still on for Olive Grotto at 6 tomorrow?"
Nurse Redheart gets a annoyed twitch as she shouts,
"FOR THE LAST TIME: NO! NOW GET OFF THE PROPERTY!"
And with that he trots off. As the spectacle ends, you can't help but think,
Why do I have a feeling that I'm going to be seeing him again... nah just my imagination. Although he does know I'm a changeling, but doesn't care...
As a earth pony nurse mare with a yellow coat, two-tone light blue mane and tail, green eyes, and a cutie mark of a white cross with a pink heart on each corner assists the downed Night Watch (who you swore muttered something about "the things I put up with for the cafeteria food..."), Nurse Redheart sighs as she wheels you back to your room and mutters,
"To think I used to date that nu-"
"WHATTTTTTTT?!" you yell in surprise, "YOU AND THAT PSYCHO ARE A THING?!"
"Were a thing." Redheart corrects, "At least until I broke up with him."
"Then why is he asking you about a date?"
"That idiot keeps forgetting I dumped him. Although he always did make me laugh, he has good taste in restaurants, and in the bedroom..."
Nurse Redheart blushes as she says the last part, but she quickly shakes her head and blurts out,
"A-anyway that's in the past! Let's get you back to your room."
"Okay." you say, but then you remember what Quacksalver said earlier so you tell Redheart, "By the way, you might want to tell the local guards to keep a protective eye on any mules in town…"
15 MINUTES LATER
The Doctors want you stay overnight as a precaution, but when you get to your room, you see them putting Dash into a wheelchair and forcing her out
D: Tennant! I didn’t get to finish it!
You: You Read Ahead without me?
D: Shh…not so loud…but yeah, Daring Do got captured by Azuihotl and is in a death trap!
You: Holy Buck!
NR: Alright Ms Dash, time for you to leave
As they wheel her out
D: I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!! (she’s looking at the book before her eyes shift to you) And you too Tennant
You are then suddenly left in the room by yourself
You: Buck it, gotta find out what happens
And you use your magic to read and catch up to where Daring Do gets captured, when suddenly Nightshade, Twilight, Fluttershy and Spike come into your room, causing you to drop the book under the bed
T/F/N: Hi Daddy/Tennant
Nightshade hugs you
You: Hey girls and Spike…why do you all look tired and dirty
T: Oh it’s nothing to worry about, just a bunch of town repair and animal rescue
You: oookkkaaayyy….
F: Oh…where’s Rainbow Dash?
You: She got released about 20 minutes ago
T: Oh no, we were so busy we didn’t visit her! Oh…she must think we hate her!
You: I doubt that, I don’t think she even noticed
T: Why do you think tha…
Suddenly, Spike Burps up a letter and it hits Twilight under the eye which you smirk at
Twilight: Oh no (runs to the mirror)
N: You OK Ms. Twilight?
T: This is terrible!
S: It’s just a lost dog flier
T: The Cut! The cut under her…my eye!
N: Huh?
S: It’s just a paper cut Twi, it’s not so bad
T: Don’t you understand Spike, this is a sign, the Future hasn’t changed! THE DISASTER IS STILL COMING!!!
She then rushes out of the hospital before Spike and Fluttershy leave, they turn to you
F: Don’t forget hood…Tennant, Two Days
S: Bring snacks
N: What was that all about?
You: Oh nothing…just secret stuff, why was Twilight freaking out?
N: Oh just Crazlight goin nuts because she thinks something bad is going to happen in the future
You: Huh?
Nightshade then explains the morning’s craziness, including her trip to freaking Tartarus.
N: And then I kicked the Weeping Angel type statue in the nards.
S: Awww…I’m so proud of her. Such a little warrior princess already…we should have named her Xena instead (still drugged)
You: …How does a statue…never mind…wow you’ve had a busy morning
N: Buck ya I totes did
You: What have I told you about your language?
N: oops, sorry daddy….Buck yeah I TOTALLY did.
You: That’s better
N: So how was your day?
You: Oh not bad, (just got operated on by a mad man) pretty boring actually (I’ll never go to a hospital again) yup…(I don’t think I’ll sleep at all tonight)
N: Nice, oh, and one more thing, the Doctor told me to tell you to tell him if we ever see an Immortal Stallion that likes both mares and stallions running a place called Flame Bark or something
You: TorchWood?
N: Ya that's it
You: Bucking Captain Jack is real too? (How the heck is the show so accurate?)
N: Who?
You: Somepony you shouldn't be hanging around with...but thanks for the heads up honey.
N: Alright then, well I’m gonna go now, me and Applebloom are gonna have a mini-sleep over tonight
You: Daawww…that sounds so cute. Have fun Sweetie, hopefully I’ll see you by tomorrow
N: Ok then (hugs you) Night Daddy, Love you
You: Love you too honey
And she walks out the door
Even though you feel fine, the Doctor (who you passed in the hall) wants you stay overnight as a precaution, but when you get to your room, you see them putting Dash into a wheelchair and forcing her out.
"Tennant! I didn’t get to finish it!" she whispers.
"You Read Ahead without me?"
"Shh… not so loud… but yeah, Daring Do got captured by Azuihotl and is in a death trap!"
"Holy Buck!" you whisper in response as Nurse Redheart puts you on the bed before saying to Rainbow Dash,
"Alright Ms Dash, time for you to leave."
As they wheel her out she says,
"I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!" She’s looking at the book before her eyes shift to you, "And you too Tennant..."
The earth pony nurse mare with a yellow coat and two-tone light blue mane and tail from before (who you now learn is Nurse Snowheart) comes in and gives your dinner of a large bowl of broccoli cheese soup, a tall glass of chocolate milk with a straw, and a plate of pineapple jello (Score!) before leaving the room and you are then suddenly left in the room by yourself,
Buck it, gotta find out what happens.
With that, you use your magic to read and catch up to where Daring Do gets captured while eating your dinner (along with those mints Quacksalver gave you *(0 Cases of Cheap Mints remaining*)when suddenly Nightshade, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike come into your room, causing you to drop the book under the bed.
"Hi Daddy/Tennant!" The four say to you as Nightshade hugs you,
"Hey girls and Spike… why do you all look tired and dirty?"
"Oh it’s nothing to worry about, just a bunch of town repair and animal rescue." Twilight answers.
"Oookkkaaayyy…" you say uncertainly.
"Oh… where’s Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy asks.
"She got released about 20 minutes ago." you answer
"Oh no, we were so busy we didn’t visit her! Oh… she must think we hate her!" Twilight moans.
"I doubt that, I don’t think she even noticed..." you snark.
"Why do you think tha…"
"BURP!"
Suddenly, Spike burps up a letter that it hits Twilight under the eye which you smirk at,
"Oh no!" Twilight says as she runs to the mirror.
"You OK Ms. Twilight?" Nightshade asks.
"This is terrible!" Twilight procliams.
"It’s just a lost dog flier-" Spike says before Twilight interrupts.
"The Cut! The cut under her… my eye!"
"Huh?" You and Nightshade say.
"It’s just a paper cut Twi, it’s not so bad."
"Don’t you understand Spike, this is a sign, the Future hasn’t changed! THE DISASTER IS STILL COMING!!!" Twilight says before then rushing out of the hospital. Spike and Fluttershy follow suit, but just before leaving they turn to you.
"Don’t forget hood- Tennant, Two Days..." Fluttershy says.
"Bring snacks." Spike adds.
"What was that all about?" Nightshade asks as Fluttershy and Spike leave.
"Oh nothing… just secret stuff." You answer, "Why was Twilight freaking out?"
"Oh, just Crazlight goin nuts because she thinks something bad is going to happen in the future." Nightshade answers.
"Huh?"
Nightshade then explains the morning’s craziness, including her trip to freaking Tartarus!
"-and then I kicked the Weeping Angel-type statue in the nards!" Nightshade finishes.
Awww… I’m so proud of her. Such a little warrior princess already… we should have named her Xena instead... Selena says in a still obviously drugged state.
"…How does a statue… never mind… wow you've had a busy morning." You say in reply to her story.
"Buck ya I totes did!" Nightshade replies.
"What have I told you about your language?" you scold.
"Oops, sorry daddy... Buck yeah I TOTALLY did!"
"That’s better. Can't have you talking like a shallow stupid valley filly after all."
"So how was your day?"
"Oh not bad, just got operated on by a psychotic quack... pretty boring actually I’ll never go to a hospital again... yup… I don’t think I’ll sleep at all tonight...
"Nice, oh, and one more thing, the Doctor told me to tell you to tell him if we ever see an Immortal Stallion that likes both mares and stallions running a place called Flame Bark or something-"
"TorchWood?" you interrupt.
"Ya, that's it."
"Bucking Captain Jack is real too? How the hay is the serial so accurate? Note to self: Ask Doctor about it later..."
"Who?" Nightshade responds to your rambling.
"Somepony you should not be hanging around with... but thanks for the heads up honey."
"Alright then, well I’m gonna go now, me and Applebloom are gonna have a mini-sleep over tonight!"
"Daawww…that sounds so cute... Have fun Sweetie, hopefully I’ll see you by tomorrow."
"Sweetie Belle can't come, but ok then." Nightshade hugs you before continuing, "Night Daddy, Love you."
"Love you too honey."
You sigh in relaxation as Nightshade leaves and you slowly fall asleep, but before you do you remind yourself...
Remember that the Horde meeting in now in 2 days.
Horde meeting in 2 days. Hopefully I can stop this "revolution" before it spirals out of control...
THAT NIGHT
You wake up when you hear a noise and open your eyes to see...
Later that Night you are woken up because a Ninja is standing over you!
You: HOLY BUCK! BUCKING NINJAS!!! NIIIINNNNJJJJAAAASSSS!!!!
A hoof is shoved in your mouth stopping your screaming
D: Shut up you idiot! I came to read to you!
A ninja standing over your bed!
"HOLY HORSEAPPLES! BUCKING NINJAS!!! NIIIINNNNJJJJAAAA-!!!!"
The ninja's hoof suddenly shoves into your mouth stopping your screaming and it speaks in a familiar voice,
"Shut up you idiot! I came to read to you!"
Realizing that it's Rainbow Dash, you say,
"Oh... that's nice..."
Rainbow rubs her hoof behind her head as she asks,
"Yeah... so where's the book?"
"Oh, it's under the be-"
Suddenly, the door opens!
What do you do?