Episode 36: Let's Go Scare Them Foals! (Nightmare Night Finale)
Tell Luna and Twilight your plan.
Luna: Are thou...you sure that dressing up as...HER is the wisest choice?
You: Of course, think about it, everyone's been calling you that all night, you'd be giving them a bit of their own medicine.
Twilight: I like his idea, it seems poetic
You: Ya, all you need is some sharp teeth, dragon eyes, and perfect shapely fla...
Nimmy: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! (blushing)
You: I-I mean...perfectly scary face...heh heh...yeah
Luckily Twilight and Luna don't hear your Freudian slip
Nimmy: Pervert
You: What, you are quite literally on my mind right now, cut me some slack
You then turn to Night Shade
You: Honey, your job is the most important
You whisper in her ear and she nods in understanding
You: Alright, let's bring Nightmare Night Back with style
When the kids come to dump their candy at the statue, most of them are really really sad. The little Pirate guy especially looks down in the dumps. Night Shade then says
Night Shade: But I don't want to give away my candy
That's Luna's cue...
Luna: THOUGH DOES NOT WISH TO SATISFY MY HUNGER?!
You lift Night Shade up with your Telekenisis from behind the statue as she starts screaming, scaring all the foals.
Luna: PERHAPS WE SHALL FEAST UPON YOU!!!
Night Shade: NO! TAKE MY CANDY! TAKE IT ALL!
(throws candy at the ground and you drop her in the middle of the foals.
Luna: This is satisfactory! Your sacrifice has appeased me! Go then children, and know this. I will be back next year, and the year after that! NIGHTMARE NIGHT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!!
She then appears in front of the kids as you use Incinerate to make massive columns of fire appear on either side of her. Although her magic lightning does strike you on accident, as the kids run away, causing the flames to spread higher into the sky.
As you lay on the ground in your pre-zapped state, you see that little Pirate guy hugging Luna and telling her she's his favorite princess.
You walk up as he runs off with the rest and say
You: Personally, I like Cadance the best
Luna wrinkles her nose at that.
Luna: My sister's ascended niece she adopted in my absence? Understandable I guess, we have gotten to know her since my return, and she is good company
You: How the heck do you adopt someone as a niece?
Luna: I do not know, but she did.
Night Shade runs up
N: Did I do good daddy? Did I?
You: Of course you did honey, now let's get back to town.
How about having Bugze borrow some of Zecora's masks, and make it seem like they've come to life. One mask in a deep voice could proclaim to the citizens of Ponyville that while Mistress Moon eats you're flesh we shall consume you're souls. Than it does a deep scary laugh.
With a smirk, you approach the mares and say,
"Ladies, I have a cunning plan..."
ONE EXPLANATION LATER
"Are thou... you sure that dressing up as... HER is the wisest choice?" Luna asks in concern.
"Of course, think about it, everyone's been calling you that all night, you'd be giving them a bit of their own medicine." you say to reassure them.
"I like his idea, it seems poetic." Twilight nods.
"Ya, all you need is some sharp teeth, dragon eyes, and perfect shapely fla-"
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!
"I-I mean...perfectly scary face... heh heh... yeah." you chuckle nervously, but luckily Twilight and Luna don't hear your Freudian slip.
Pervert...
What, you're literally on my mind right now, cut me some slack.
You then turn to Nightshade and say,
"Honey, your job is the most important."
You lean down and whisper in her ear and she nods in understanding so you get back up and say,
"Alright, let's bring Nightmare Night Back with style. But first I need to quickly see a certain striped shaman..."
Later, the foals (Nightshade among them) led by Zecora come to dump their candy at the statue, most of them are really really sad. The little Pirate guy especially looks down in the dumps. Nightshade then whines,
"But... I... don't... want... togiveawaymycandy."
The other foals start to look at her strangely, but suddenly a loud regal voice booms,
"THOU DOES NOT WISH TO SATISFY MY HUNGER?!"
From your hiding place, you lift Nightshade up with your Telekenisis from behind the statue as she starts screaming, scaring all the foals.
"PERHAPS WE SHALL FEAST UPON YOU!!!"
From her hiding place, Twilight levitates several of Zecora's masks and makes them float in a circle around Nightshade.
"NO! TAKE... MY... CANDY! TAKEITALL!" Nightshade screams in "terror" as she throws candy at the ground and you drop her in the middle of the foals.
"This is satisfactory! Your sacrifice has appeased me! Go then children, and know this. I will be back next year, and the year after that! NIGHTMARE NIGHT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!!" Luna declares in the Royal Canterlot Voice as the masks begin to swirl in a circle faster and faster until thy explode in a midnight mist. The foals continue to shake in shock, but then a figure appears and dissipates the mist...
And that figure is Nightmare Moon (actually Luna)! On cue, you use "Incinerate!" to make massive columns of fire appear on either side of her as she uses her magic lightning to create intimidating flashing as the kids run away, causing the flames to spread higher into the sky.
*ZAP*
Unfortunately, one of the magic lightning bolts strikes your metal suit, knocking you down in a gibbering heap. As you finally get back up, you see that little Pirate colt hugging Luna and telling her she's his favorite princess.
You walk up to Luna as the colt runs off with the rest and comment,
"Personally, I like Cadance the best."
Luna wrinkles her nose and replies,
"My sister's ascended niece she adopted in my absence? Understandable I guess. We have gotten to know her since my return and she is good company. And she has a great taste in stallions..."
You swear you see a blush on her face as she says that last part, but you ignore it and ask,
"How the heck do you adopt somepony as a niece?"
"I do not know, but she did." she shrugs.
Suddenly thinking of something, you ask,
Ask Princess Luna for her opinion on "The Horde" and if she knows any Bending.
Let DWC answer the first part, but for the bending, Luna replies that while alicorns are capable of manipulating all four elements, they find it more convenient to just cast spells from their horns rather than perform all the body movements needed for Element Manipulation.
"So Princess Luna... what are your thoughts on this whole Horde thing the papers seem to be yammering about?"
Luna looks surprised at the question, but still answers,
"We-I mean I find them to be a nuisance, yet I understand why they believe in the Hooded Offender."
You cock your head in confusion and ask,
"What do you mean?"
Luna sighs and replies,
"What we-I mean I admire about them is their ability for finding the good in a being who is bent on causing mayhem throughout Equestria because of my mistake...
"I don't mean to cause mayhem, it just happens..." you mumble as Luna continues.
"But, with some of the more... outgoing member causing public displays of indecency, protests, riots, and even a few of them trying to recruit ponies for a rebellion in the Offender's name..."
Your eyes widen in terror at that thought and you think,
Oh Buck, that does NOT sound good...
"I won't burden you with how much paperwork I have to deal with as a result of that group, but I just hope the Offender, if he is willing to forgive me, will help stop his more outgoing members before something truly disastrous happens."
You nod your head at this and can't help but think,
Note to self: Find the horde clubhouse and have them send out a memo to cool it, STAT!
You're about to leave the Lunar princess alone, when another question pops into your mind,
"Hey, Princess? What do you know about bending? You know, so I can help Nightshade out."
Luna nods in understanding and says,
"While element manipulation is highly difficult art to attain proficiency in to the point where a pony can study water manipulation for decades and still only be able to move a puddle, alicorns such as myself, my sister, and Princess Cadance are capable of manipulating all four elements. However, we find it more convenient to just cast spells from our horns rather than perform all the body movements needed for Element Manipulation."
You nod your head at this information as you think,
So, Nightshade can just cast the element huh? Heh, looks like it'll be easier to train her then I thought... I think at least.
Before the conversation continues any further, Nightshade runs up to you.
"Did I do good daddy? Did I? Did I!?" she asks while hopping excitedly in her mummy costume. You smile and reply,
"Of course you did honey, now let's get back to town."
With that said, you and Nightshade begin to head back to town with Twilight and Luna...
SOMETIME LATER
As the group approach Ponyville, you can't help but notice Nightshade smiling while carrying a bad of candy almost as big as she is. You sigh and think,
This is gonna suck...*sigh* might as well get it over with...
With that, you turn over to Nightshade and say,
Remind Nightshade that she is definitely still grounded and make sure she turns in all candy she acquired to charity.
"Honey, I'm glad that your happy and all, but I need to remind you that your still grounded. So you better make sure all the candy you got (or what's left of it after you gave some to Luna) is given to charity. Okay?"
Nightshade freezes and sighs in sadness as she says,
"Yes Daddy. I'll give it all to charity... Race ya back to town!"
And with that sudden change in personalty, Nightshade darts way ahead of you towards town. You chuckle at her antics and are about to go after her, when suddenly...
As Bugze walk's home after the Celebration. Dash decides to scare him with her storm cloud before he leaves. But accidentally get's Bugze electrocuted again because of his suit. Cue Dash saying sorry a bunch of times. Also when Dash find's out it's Tennant in the suit have her try to take advantage of the situation by offering to nurse him back to health. Cue a jealous Applejack who overheard the offer, and say's Dash doesn't have to go through the trouble. Tennant is her employee she'll take of him. Applejack blush's while saying that. Cue the start of a fight between Applejack and Dash about who will take care him. While Bugze take's advantage of their distraction to sneak away.
*ZAP*
You actually start to float in midair as the lighting courses though your veins. And you make unrecognizable sounds as well...
"DWCIQWOVLYSMELLZXYOVFHLIKEQWTIRTANDVXWANTPNGAQWYVPEANUTFCXYBUTTERYPXBANANASETRRTDBBACONQWDHFSANDWICHDSDW!"
Finally, the lighting ends as you fall back onto the ground. Your whole costume is charred and smoke is rises off of you. You're about to fall over in shock (pun intended), when a rainbow blur suddenly lands in front of you,
Oh great, the Fillyfooler. You think bitterly as you start to sway side to side due to all the electricity going though you. You're about to say something, when Rainbow starts talking a mile an hour.
"IamsosorryaboutthatIhadnoideathatyourcostunewasmadeofmetalIshouldhaveknow.Ohthisisallmyfalutpleaseforgivememisteranddon'tpresschrages!"
It takes you awhile to figure out what she said, but when you do you can't help but think,
I may not exactly like her, but this was an accident due to how upset she looks. I guess I can forgive her just this once, but if we ever fight again I'm SO Electo-Bolting her.
With that thought in mind you say,
"Don't worry about Fillyfo-I mean Rainbow. Accidents happen. You couldn't have know that this costume was made of actual metal. Plus, you can consider this payback for the whole 'whacking your cider mug out of your hoof' thing."
Rainbow looks at you confused for a second, but then she gains a look of realization and a blush as she says,
"Wait of minute... No way. B.S.T... is that you?"
Not noticing the blush, you chuckle at her bewildered expression as you say,
"Yep. Well, I guess I'm extra fried B.S.T now... Wait, that only works if my initials were B.L.T..."
As you backtrack over overthinking your attempted joke, you notice to your surprise, Rainbow laughing at your joke!
What the?! Noling laughs at my jokes, even the funny ones! What's the fillyfoolers game?
As you start to look at Rainbow with suspicion, she suddenly says,
"You know what, now that I think about it. I should probably nurse ya back to health. You know, till you get less fryed."
She scratched her hoof on the ground in awkwardness, and you start to freak out as you think,
HUH!?!? What... what she up to?! I... should I say yes... or should... I... ugh my brain hurts!
You can literally feel the gears in your head moving as slow and painfully as possible at this situation. You're about to use the "Look a Distraction" escape plan, when things get worse,
"WOAH NELLY!"
The next thing you know, Applejack is right next to you in her scarecrow costume with steam coming out of her ears. You 'meep' in terror a little and start to back away in fright when Applejack says,
"Sorry Rainbow, but if anypony is gonna take care of Mister Tennant it's gonna be me. He's mah employee and I'm responsible for him and his health. Besides, don't ya need to practice for the Wonderblots or something. I'd hate to keep you busy from your dream by having to take care of poor Mister Tennant over here. Ah mean he just needs some good old love and care..."
Applejack is blushing by that end of her rant, and you have backed even farther away from the two mares. Suddenly, the two mares start to argue about who should take care of you...
"I'M THE ONE WHO SHOCKED HIM! I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM!"
"A'M HIS BOSS, IT'S MAH JOB TO WATCH OVER HIM!"
"HE'S MY FRIEND, YOU'RE JUST HIS BOSS, I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM!"
"I'VE KNOW HIM LONGER THEN YOU HAVE! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!"
As the argument continues, you can't help but think with a deadpan tone,
I really hope Applejack loses her crush on me after she finds out we're cousins... if I ever find the courage to tell her... and if we're even cousins in the first place. And if she still does have a crush on me, then I'm definitely moving back to Appeloosa. Although she is a good cook and I wouldn't mind her well-toned legs riding m- NO! BAD BUG!
You then realize that, while the mares are distracted with their argument, it would be a good idea to... GET THE BUCK OUTTA HERE! You decide to heed this advice and you slowly back away from the two mares, and when you are far enough away, you make a break for it!
BACK IN TOWN
You slowly come to a stop as you begin to breath in and out form exhaustion, When you finally regain your breath, you see...
As the night progresses, you see Luna hanging around town, having fun, and even pranking. Nimmy (maybe you'll come up with a new name for her later) scoffs at this.
Nimmy: Look at that fool...running around being...foolish. It hurt so much having to speak with her again...
You: You need to lighten up you know that?
Nimmy: How can you be so quick to forgive her? Even if you weren't found out, she still wants you dead. It
You: Ya, but so does most of the world...and besides, I think Night Shade may have softened her.
Nimmy: My own daughter, friends with that backstabbing...
You: You keep saying she backstabbed you, but how if you two were the same person?
Nimmy: ...Imagine you had a friend...your only friend for over a thousand years. Now imagine that friend abandoned you and left you to die after you were separated by force...
You start to get a pretty good idea where she's going
Nimmy: she didn't even try to save me...she just left what was left of me within that armor. A Millenium of friendship meant nothing to her, our goals meant nothing because she wanted to "Be Accepted"...I'll always hate her for that, more so than you hate that pathetic magician.
You think about how much you hate Trixie and now you completely understand
You: Betrayal hurts...
Nimmy: Yes it does...please...don't ever abandon me as she did...
You don't really know how to answer that so you just say
You: Okay...
You both are silent for a moment
You: ...So, now that I know who you are, care to answer a few more questions?
Nimmy: such as?
You: Oh I don't know, how you got in my head, how you mothered Night Shade, and what exactly you want of me, you know the basics?
Nimmy: ...I will answer your questions...but not tonight. Today has been a long tiresome day...
You: OK, I can wait...
Luna hanging around town, having fun, and even pranking ponies. Nimmy (maybe you'll come up with a new name for her later) scoffs at this,
Look at that foolish fool, foolishly running around and foolishly acting so foolish. It hurt so much having to speak with that foolishly foolish fool...
You need to lighten up you know that?
How can you be so quick to forgive her? Even if you weren't found out, she still wants you dead. It-
Ya, but so does most of Equestria... and besides, I think Nightshade may have softened her.
My own daughter, friends with that backstabbing...
You keep saying she backstabbed you, but how if you two were the same pony?
Imagine you had a friend... your only friend for over a thousand years. Now imagine that friend abandoned you and left you to die after you were separated by force...
You start to get a pretty good idea where she's going,
She didn't even try to save or even retrieve me... Me, who came to her bitter, jealous, and miserable form to offer her a way to get rid of that accursed false goddess. She left me to rot within that prison... A Millennium of friendship meant nothing to her, our goals meant nothing because she wanted to "Be Accepted"... I'll always hate her for that. Even more than you hate that pathetic magician...
You think about how much you hate Trixie and now you completely understand,
Betrayal hurts... you think with a sigh.
Yes it does... please... don't ever abandon me as she did...
You don't really know how to answer that so you just say,
Okay...
You're both silent for a moment,
So... now that I know who you are, care to answer a few more questions?
Such as?
Oh I don't know, how you got in my head, how you mothered Nightshade, and what exactly you want from me? You know the basics.
I will answer your questions... but not tonight. Today has been a long tiresome day...
OK, I can wait...
The party is starting to wind down after Luna's big scare, and the Evil Clown Witch takes the podium again. She announces that Luna has broken the scare record by one pony. You, by making you freak out earlier.
The crowd erupts with applause, and you are left dumbfounded. Until a thought occurs...
*GONG*
"GAH!" Ponies look back at you, but you wave them off.
You said you'd never do that again!
After what you were thinking about my flanks, I now reserve the right to veto your ideas!
What? I didn't have any-
I'm in your head, fool. You were thinking that you weren't a pony.
But I'm not. And if the record is about scaring ponies, then my scare shouldn't count! We should be tied!
And you're going to reveal yourself as a changeling over that?!
Well...
*GONG*
Stop it!
No! You finally had a mare kiss your pseudo-cheek, I agreed that I will no longer try to kill, we shared a moment because of that, you now know my true name, the one that wanted our daughter dead more than any other just hugged her and admitted she made a mistake, you gained a suit of armor that has more weapons than the entire Royal Guard, and our daughter just tried to murder us because she can feel the same loss of control as you. That's enough for one day.
You got a point there.
I know, right? You'd think all that could have been a month's worth of episodes.
Huh?
Nothing. Just thinking out loud. It's about all I can do, being inside your head and all.
Well at least Nightmare Night is over. We know Luna doesn't hate Nightshade anymore, and that crazy nightmare of mine was just a trick my brain pulled on itself to overcome a traumatic event. All in all, things are looking up!
The festival is starting to wind down after Luna's big apple bobbing scare and the Evil Clown Witch takes the podium again,
"Attention everypony, Princess Luna has broken the scare record by one pony; Mr. Tennant (which you all probably still remember for that lynching prank we pulled on him even though he didn't deserve it... Re-vote for me)!"
The crowd erupts with applause and you are left dumbfounded until a thought occurs...
*GONG*
"GAH!" you yelp as you jump up, startled, causing ponies around you to look back at you strangely, but you wave them off,
"Heheheh, sorry about that folks just... ran into something! Yeah, that's what happened..."
The ponies shrug and turn back to what they were doing as you think,
I thought you said you'd never do that again!
After what you were thinking about my perfect flanks earlier, I now reserve the right to veto your ideas!
What? I didn't have any- you think defensively before Nimmy interrupts,
I'm in your head, fool. It's also how I know you were thinking that the record shouldn't count because you're not a pony.
But I'm not! And if the record is about scaring ponies, then my scare shouldn't count! We should be tied!
And you're going to reveal yourself as a changeling over that?! Nimmy asks in a questioning/annoyed tone.
Well...
*GONG*
"Stop that!" you say out loud causing several ponies to look at you startled before you wave them off again.
No! You finally had a strumpet kiss your pseudo-cheek, I agreed that I will no longer try to kill, we shared a moment because of that, you now know my true name, the one that wanted our daughter dead more than any other just hugged her and admitted she made a mistake, you gained a powerful suit of armor, and our daughter just tried to murder us because she can feel the same loss of control as you. That's enough for one day.
You got a point there... you think begrudgingly.
I know, right? You'd think all that could have been a month's worth of episodes.
Huh? you think in confusion.
Nothing. Just a side effect in living in a spaciously empty mind filled with movies, serials, and video games...
Well at least Nightmare Night is over. We know Luna doesn't hate Nightshade anymore and that crazy nightmare of mine was just a trick my brain pulled on itself to overcome a traumatic event. All in all, things are looking up! Anyway, I don't see why you're reacting like this over my flattering opinions of your body. You didn't have any problems about my... improper thoughts about other mares. Besides, didn't we have sorta a moment a few moments ago? But I"ll stop if you tell me one thing that I don't know about you-
...Shut up.
As the festival ends and everypony starts heading home, you pick up a sleeping Nightshade (she fell asleep munching on some orange-cream sandwich cookies, it was adorable) and you start to head home, when...
You then are tapped on you shoulder and you turn around and see Derpy dressed in Paper Bags
You: Oh Hi Derpy
D: Hiya Bug...I mean Baker.
You: What are you dressed as?
D: Isn't it obvious?
You shake your head
D: I'm a sandwich
You: Ooooohhhhh...I see it now (you really don't) so where's the Doctor
D: Oh he said he had to take care of something with Shakespony and Witches, but I wanted to spend tonight with Dinky.
You: Oh, OK then, I really need to tell him something...
D: Oh before I forget, he wanted me to say something to you in, and I quote, a "very cryptic matter that will keep him guessing"
You: Huh?
D: He told me to tell you, "Don't hurt the Vigilante or the Dragon, they aren't what they appear to be."
You: What the hay does that mean?
D: He then told me to stop talking to you and say Spoilers. Night! (she hugs you and walks off)
You: Grrr...Curse you Doctor and your crypticness!
'
You feel somepony tap on your shoulder. You turn around and see Derpy dressed in Paper Bags,
"Oh, Hi Derpy" you say.
"Hiya Bug- I mean, Mister Baker." she replies.
"So... What are you dressed as?" you ask in puzzlement.
"Isn't it obvious?" she asks while holding her arms out.
You shake your head in response.
"I'm a sandwich!" she says cheerfully.
"Ooooohhhhh...I see it now... kinda. Anyway, where's the Doctor?"
"Oh he said he had to take care of something with Shakespony and Witches, but I wanted to spend tonight with Dinky."
"Dinky?" you ask in confusion.
"My daughter. She's dressed as a firepony. You know, I've heard alot about your daughter."
You beam with fatherly pride and say,
"Oh, you have..."
"Yeah! I heard she was the youngest potty mouth in town..."
"Oh..." you say deflating, "You heard about that?"
"Yep." she says with a smile before she suddenly glares at you "You better fix her habit Bugze, cause if I ever hear that sweet innocent filly swear... well let's just say that there will be blood."
You gulp nervously and say,
"You're alot scarier when your mad, you know that right?"
"Yep! A Silurian told me the same thing. Oh, and about that list of potential marefriends you sent to the Doctor-"
You start to sweat nervously before quickly changing the subject,
"Anyway! I really need to tell the Doc something-"
"Oh before I forget," Derpy interrupts, "He wanted me to say something to you in, and I quote, 'a very cryptic matter that will keep him guessing', unquote,"
"Huh?"
"He told me to tell you, 'Don't hurt the Vigilante, it isn't what they appear to be' or something like that."
"What the hay does that mean?"
"He then told me to stop talking to you and say 'Spoilers'. Night!"
With that, Derpy hugs you before flying off.
"Grrr... Curse you Doctor and your cryptic-ness!" you mutter angrily before you finally head back to the shed with Nightshade on your back, still asleep.
BACK AT THE SHED
You look to see if there's a way to scratch the drill and/or plasmids for more practical use. Maybe you can see the plasmid into your Hooded Offendor cloak incase you ever need to get that thing out of the closet.
When you finally arrive and put Nightshade into her bed, you decide to see if you can salvage anything from your costume. Sadly it appears that the plasmid glove is the only thing that can detach from the costume. You sigh in defeat before you realize something.
Wait a minute! This means I can carry plasmids on my person without anyling noticing! After all, noling would think this glove has a bunch of plasmids in it. And there're still all those Vigors and other plasmids that I need to find.
With that thought in mind, you take off your costume (minus the plasmid glove) and put on your Doctor outfit (pants, coat, face mask, scarf, and hat) that's now dry ("Subject Delta costume" added to Inventory). You're about to go to bed, when you get an insane thought...
When it's all over, you're back home taking off your costume. But before you put it away, you just have to burn one more thing. You can't help yourself. Fire is pretty.
Unfortunately, you set fire to the grass. After overcoming your initial shock of Holy buck, holy buck, holy buck, the Apples will sand off my face, the fire burns out as quickly as it started. You walk over in disbelief until you see the fire burned a message into the grass.
THE NIGHTMARE COMES
You cry yourself to sleep mumbling, "It isn't fair... it isn't fair... it isn't fair..."
Fire is pretty...
With that thought in mind, you walk outside the shed and activate the "Incinerate!" plasmid,
"Would you kindly BURN BABY, BURN!!!"
And set the grass on fire. After a few moments of staring at the pretty fire, you realize what you've done and... take it pretty well.
"Oh buck, oh buck, oh buuuuuuck! The Apples will sand off my face for this!"
Fortunately the fire burns out as quickly as it started, but you get a nasty surprised. You walk over in disbelief until you see the fire burned a message into the grass.
THE NIGHTMARE COMES
"No... No. NO!" you scream as you run back into the shed, slam the door behind you, and dive into the cot in a fright. You cry yourself to sleep mumbling,
"It isn't fair... it isn't fair... it isn't fair..."
THE NEXT MORNING
When you wake up the next day, you notice the ticket for the free Father-Daughter spa day fell out of your pocket and you consider going there (seeing how you outran a crazed mob, got fired from several jobs, almost got terminated by a machine, fought a Hydra, thought you were getting lynched, took on the goddess of the moon while wearing a heavy suit of armor, and got earthbended by your own daughter... And that was just in one week!), but it's a Monday so Nightshade has school and you have work...
You don't know what to do.
You wake up the next day full of energy and ready for the day ahead (which is new since you're normally not a morning bug). You look in the Inventory and are shocked to see that she's missing! You're about to panic, when you see a note. You calm down when you recognize Nightshade's hoof writing and you read it...
Dear Daddy,
I woke up before Daddy! Isn't that awesome!
Anyway, I took a box of crackers, the last of the powered milk, 4 granola bars, a water bottle, a can of tomato cream soup, and 2 carrots along with the 3 free apples they narmally give us.
I hope I didn't take to munch, see ya after school.
Your adorable daughter,
Nightshade
2 Cans of Tomato Cream Soup
2 Boxes of Crackers
4 carrots
11 Granola bars
11 Water bottles remain
You sigh in relief and are about to leave the shed when you notice something on the floor. You lean in an see that it's the Spa Ticket for a free Father-Daughter spa day from Lotus and Aloe that you got from the party at Pinkie's. You smile and put it in your coat pocket as you think,
Yeah, I could REALLY use a relaxing day at the spa. I mean I've outran a crazed mob, got fired from several jobs, almost got terminated by a machine, fought a Hydra, thought I was getting lynched, took on the goddess of the moon while wearing a heavy suit of armor, and got earthbended by my own daughter... And that was just this week!
You smile at the thought of a relaxing day at the spa when you realize something.
Buck. It's a monday! Nightshade's got school, I have work, I've already had quite a few days off as it is, and the ticket is only good for a "Father-Daughter" day. But I REALLY want to go to the spa...
Taking all this into account, you distill it all into one statement,
"I hate Mondays."
What should you do?
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As you go to take something of food, you find again a very familiar scene, as a black smoke come out from the kitchen.
"This can't be... Don't tell me it's that again"
As you go to the kitchen, you see Nightshade coming out from there, followed by Apple Bloom
"How the hell did you burn the kitchen again? Your only task was to put the Apple Juice in the glass... I take the eyes from you one second and the next moment the kitchen is in fire!" Say Apple Bloom
"But I swear I did that, really, I only tried to put the juice in the glass, but suddenly a fire come out" Say Nightshade
"Look at that, that is talent, I told you... Our filly is great" Commented Nightmare Moon in your head
You groan something as you see the smoke and then look and Nightshade and Apple Bloom
"What are you two doing there and not in class? It's Monday! And what exactly happened?" Asked Bugzee
"Well... Mr, Tennant, Nightshade wanted to cook you a breakfast... again... and somehow she convinced me. She was only supossed to put the Apple Juice from the jar to the glass as I was making everything else, but suddenly the kitchen was in fire and..." Answered Apple Bloom as Bugzee looked the fillies
"You say she only put the juice from the jar to the glass?" Asked Bugzee
Both fillies nodded with their heads
"But how?" Asked Bugzee
"It's what I say... The unicorn curse... No unicorn can cook, or be anywhere near a kitchen" Say Apple Bloom
"I can cook" Shouted Nightshade
"You can't" Say Apple Bloom
"I can" Say Nightshade
...
That continued during what seemed half a hour as Bugzee remember the last time and what they talked about the unicorn curse and your suspicion about how that evil purple unicorn treat the little dragon until Bugzee stoped them
"Okay... Leaving that aside... Why are you two exactly here and not in School?" Asked Bugzee
"It's a holyday" Say Nightshade smiling
"What?" Asked Bugzee
"Because yesterday was Nightmare Night, and after what happened last night with Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon, someponies did not sleep well, so Miss Cherilee give us today free" Say Apple Bloom
"I understand..." Say Bugzee as he look the black kitchen
"Maybe it could be good that she begin to learn with Fire instead of Earth, or this is going to happen again... Luna and Celestia have the same problem when they were fillies" Commented Nightmare Moon
Bugzee begin to think about what Nightmare Moon say and then look to Nightshade
"Well... At least this could help me... I help you both clean, and after we tell Applejack what happened, we are going to have the day for us" Say Bugzee to Nightshade
As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Monsters inc reference?
And I swear there was something else I wanted to say but forgot...nice job as always though.
Nothing for it but try to get your job done as fast as possible. Don't try and cut corners, though, or they'll have your arse.
Why do you like Changelings so much? And considering that they are hive-dwelling, insectile creatures, why is this one able to do so much outside of the hive structure (i.e., how is he able to do all this without orders from the queen)?
hrmm well i guess for the Q/A will there be a third Life of a wanted changeling?
Another great chapter.
Can i just say again how much i'm enjoying this story.
I'm glad you liked my idea for the scene with Dash and Applejack. Poor Bugze his love life is becoming like a harem anime.
Now for the questions.
So Mare Do Well and Secret of My Excess will be the next episodes you use? Great choices. But that brings me to something i've been meaning to ask you. Are there any MLP episodes you plan not to use?
Do you plan to have Bugze go through any of the events in the comics, like he's doing with the MLP episodes?
Is there a limit to what a author can suggest to happen in the next chapter, like several per chapter, or something like that?
Will we be seeing more mares falling for Bugze, and getting involved in the love web? Personally i hope so his love life right now is very entertaining. So the more the merrier. I look forward to seeing what you plan to Bugze love life that's for sure. I'm still hoping for it to end in a harem/herd myself.
Will we be seeing more changelings take part in the story later in the story?
Will Bugze make some new enemies and friends in the future?
Any chance of seeing Bugzee reunited with his grandbuggy later in the story? If it turns out Granny Smith is Bugze's grandmother, will she be wanting to have "words" with Grandbuggy if she find's out about it? Should grandbuggy be worried about a shotgun wedding?
Will we just see this story in Bugze, or Nightshade's povs, or will we also see the povs of others characters, or third person as the story goes on?
That's it for the questions.
Bugze decides that he better get to work he's had enough day's off as it is, and he doesn't want to push his luck. But plans to track down some of the Horde members in town later when he has the time. The info that Luna gave him last night bothers him. He should probably try to find out more about the Horde. Like their side of things, what their doing, what their plans for the future are, etc.
When Bugze meet's up with Applejack she ask's him if he's alright after being shocked by Dash, and lectures him about running off like that while he's injured, and that he should take more care of himself. All while blushing.
Discover Big Mac watching "My little human"
And proceed to clap slowly and say:
"My slow clap processor is going to be used alot in the coming days, isn't it?"
"Also..."
Smack Mac round the face and scream loudly.
The run away while slowly clapping (somehow) and saying:
"Good, that still works."
How was nightshade make and can Bugze drink a few potions to turn into a pony? Maybe have a unicorn persona since he cant fly?
well Bugz is proably going to ask nimmy why he went 'tailed beast mode' on several occasions when he drew on her power.
B: hey nimmy, why was it those times I drew on your power, I effectivly went into a 'tailed beast mode.'
N: Took you long enough to ask... It drew on your memories to find a suitable form, and it found two in perticulor. the Kyubbie, and the Satsui no Hado...
B: two separate sources of pure hatred... no wonder I went berserk...
bugz then thinks about thos two sources ultimate techniques. The Bijudama, and the Shun Goku Satsui
B: does that mean...
N: yes, but if you tried either without drawing on at least three 'tails' of power, the backlash would most likely kill you, and by extension, me...
will the hooded offender show up anytime soon in this story?
and.....
will there be any potential shipping in the story?
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When you hear that Nightshade has the school day off, be overjoyed that you and her can go to the spa (that bad luck potion you accidentally ingested from Zecora's must be wearing off).
Reference this bit from The Simpsons
By having Applejack request help with something, but phrases it so poorly that Bugze thinks she's trying to hit on him which scares him into taking Nightshade to the spa.
Take one of Zecora's transformation potions from your Potion Sash to turn yourself and Nightshade into unicorns and go to spa with Nightshade, but run into Rarity and Fluttershy in the waiting room. Get into a conversation (mainly involving Rarity, Fluttershy, and Nightshade) talking about what the spa is like and how great it is.
Aloe uses her limited earthbending for a new "mud massage" technique
When Bugze and Nightshade get their massages,
Bugze: "Oh, mr/mrs massage-pony, please go easy on my daughter there."
Nightshade: "Daaddddy. I don't hurt that easy."
Bugze: "That's because if I anypony tries, I hurt them even more"
(Cue awwws from Aloe, Lotus, and possible other spa patrons.
Nightshade keeps eating the cucumbers much to [character name here]'s annoyance.
Come across Fluttershy who has a slight glint in her eye and glomps you into one of the steam bath rooms. She says she's figured out that you're actually Hoody and is happy to see you again. Tell her that your glad to see her too and tell her about your concerns regarding the "potential rebellion" some of the more extreme Horde members are talking about and she responds that she's concerned too, but is only the president of the Ponyville branch and thus doesn't have much authority over the other branches.
Either Aloe, Lotus, Rarity, or Nightshade comes across you two and misinterprets the scene.
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Slap the bottle away from Nightshade before she can drink any more, but fortunately it turns out that those particular bottles were housing Aloe's secret stash of extra-bubbly coconut soda (that Aloe was hiding from Lotus either cause she's on a diet or it's a habit that Lotus is trying to make her quit)
When asked what kind of massage you want (just numbered 1-4) you decide on a 4 seeing how you're probably really tense from your misadventures and logically, 4 should be the highest massage (and it turns out a 4 requires both Lotus AND Aloe). When you go to Room 6, you see both Aloe and Lotus there... lathered in a thin sheen of massage oil and speaking in seductive harmony. Your oblivious to it at first as they activate the steam and pour oil on you until Nimmy chimes in.
They're trying to seduce you, you imbecile.
Don't be silly. This is just a massa- Wait... Bodies lathered in massage oil, door locked, female massagers alone with a guy... Oh Luna... IT'S THE FABLED "HAPPY ENDING" that Grandbuggy's always blabbing about!!!
"On second thought, m-maybe I'll just take the 3, or even a 2!" you say nervously
"Too late Mister Tennant." Lotus says, "Once your number's up there's no going back."
"First time, huh?" Aloe teases. We'll be gentle...
Wait, this is every stallions' fantasy, why do I NOT want it to-NO! BAD BUG! CURSE YOU GRANDBUGGY'S PLAYCOLT GENES!!!
The twin mares get closer and closer... and then you feel two weights on your back as they both jump on your back and Lotus grabs your back limbs while Aloe grabs your front limbs and they start folding and crunching you like a pretzel of pain.
In spite of that... extreme massage (or even because of it), you feel really great afterwards.
NOTE: The above exchange is based on the exellent changeling-based fanfic: The Incredibly Stressful Life of a Ponyvillian Changeling
you finally decide to go work when rainbow dash suddenly 'accidentally' crashes into you and offers to help 'nurse' you back to health after electrocuting you but finds out that you flew into a tree successfully knock all the apples out of the tree
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All hail Blackadder!
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Go to "Episode 18: Koko demo nani... Soshite ferō Neighponese supīkā o iu! (Say What Again...And A Fellow Neighponese Speaker!)" for the answers you seek...
As you are going to work, since it is a Monday and you do have to work, you head out past the barn to see Big Red hitching up a wagon. After a few words of greetings you start working. After an hour of tree-bucking you notice a strange bottle on the ground. (cannot load the image for whatever reason) It looks like a green glass bottle in the shape of a ram's head. You read the back and it reads as follows: "Blow your enemies away with a powerful CHARGE! Deliver tornado blows or hold and release to devastate your enemies." ―Fink Manufacturing advertisement." DANGER!! Use caution near the edge of high places. You may not be able to recover before you go over the side. Effective while wielding a weapon as the kinetic energy is increased dramatically in all objects carried or worn by user. Have a blast! As you finish reading, you hear a "ding" as you realize two things. One you didn't have a gong go off as you had an idea (Thank Luna) and that second is that you just found a vigor. Well there is only two things left to do. you pop the top off and prepare to drink it when-
Nimmy: WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Bugze: Drinking a Vigor. What's up?
Nimmy: So you are going to drink something that could be poison?
Bugze: Yes?
Nimmy: Fine but don't come wining to me when this comes back to bite you in the rear.
Bugze: It should be fine.
You chug the Vigor and note that it taste kind of minty. Then you feel a strange power coursing through you and you feel like you can actually win a headbutt contest against a buffalo.
Bugze: WHOOOO! What a rush! Since Vigors were able to be used whenever without being injected, i wonder if i can use it without the plasmid glove. One way to find out.
You focus on charging up power towards an apple tree full of apples and release you charge you felt building up. You then fly at a high speed towards the apple tree until you hit it head on.
Bugze: Wow that didn't hurt at all!!!! Take that Nimmy!!
As you are going to work, since it is a Monday and you do have to work, you head out past the barn to see Big Red hitching up a wagon. After a few words of greetings you start working. After an hour of tree-bucking you notice a strange bottle on the ground. (cannot load the image for whatever reason) It looks like a green glass bottle in the shape of a ram's head. You read the back and it reads as follows: "Blow your enemies away with a powerful CHARGE! Deliver tornado blows or hold and release to devastate your enemies." ―Fink Manufacturing advertisement." DANGER!! Use caution near the edge of high places. You may not be able to recover before you go over the side. Effective while wielding a weapon as the kinetic energy is increased dramatically in all objects carried or worn by user. Have a blast! As you finish reading, you hear a "ding" as you realize two things. One you didn't have a gong go off as you had an idea (Thank Luna) and that second is that you just found a vigor. Well there is only two things left to do. you pop the top off and prepare to drink it when-
Nimmy: WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Bugze: Drinking a Vigor. What's up?
Nimmy: So you are going to drink something that could be poison?
Bugze: Yes?
Nimmy: Fine but don't come wining to me when this comes back to bite you in the rear.
Bugze: It should be fine.
You chug the Vigor and note that it taste kind of minty. Then you feel a strange power coursing through you and you feel like you can actually win a headbutt contest against a buffalo.
Bugze: WHOOOO! What a rush! Since Vigors were able to be used whenever without being injected, i wonder if i can use it without the plasmid glove. One way to find out.
You focus on charging up power towards an apple tree full of apples and release you charge you felt building up. You then fly at a high speed towards the apple tree until you hit it head on.
Bugze: Wow that didn't hurt at all!!!! Take that Nimmy!!
As you are going to work, since it is a Monday and you do have to work, you head out past the barn to see Big Red hitching up a wagon. After a few words of greetings you start working. After an hour of tree-bucking you notice a strange bottle on the ground. (cannot load the image for whatever reason) It looks like a green glass bottle in the shape of a ram's head. You read the back and it reads as follows: "Blow your enemies away with a powerful CHARGE! Deliver tornado blows or hold and release to devastate your enemies." ―Fink Manufacturing advertisement." DANGER!! Use caution near the edge of high places. You may not be able to recover before you go over the side. Effective while wielding a weapon as the kinetic energy is increased dramatically in all objects carried or worn by user. Have a blast! As you finish reading, you hear a "ding" as you realize two things. One you didn't have a gong go off as you had an idea (Thank Luna) and that second is that you just found a vigor. Well there is only two things left to do. you pop the top off and prepare to drink it when-
Nimmy: WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Bugze: Drinking a Vigor. What's up?
Nimmy: So you are going to drink something that could be poison?
Bugze: Yes?
Nimmy: Fine but don't come wining to me when this comes back to bite you in the rear.
Bugze: It should be fine.
You chug the Vigor and note that it taste kind of minty. Then you feel a strange power coursing through you and you feel like you can actually win a headbutt contest against a buffalo.
Bugze: WHOOOO! What a rush! Since Vigors were able to be used whenever without being injected, i wonder if i can use it without the plasmid glove. One way to find out.
You focus on charging up power towards an apple tree full of apples and release you charge you felt building up. You then fly at a high speed towards the apple tree until you hit it head on.
Bugze: Wow that didn't hurt at all!!!! Take that Nimmy!!
Question: So, how's Doctor Season 8 finale (if you watched it yet)? An odd run it had been, well, to me it is.
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Bugze hate Mondays. Fortunately, he developed a specific set of methods for himself just incase it becomes one of those days. You can't live life within the Hive without the general grandbuggy "Monday" complaining, the root cause of everyling's disdain, without having ways to stop him from complaining. Honestly? Thinking about it, EVERYLING hated Monday's for that very reason.
Gong.
In fact, the Mondays where Grandbuggy failed to contain himself are always followed up by a crazy Tuesday. Tuesdays happen because of Mondays. Tuesday's are the Hiveminds SECOND least favorite day of the week. The crazy emitted just from those particular days developed a few screw looses in the Hive. Tuesdays be darned.
That thought suddenly triggered a set of flash backs, some of which he'd preferred to be left buried, locked, and then buried again. However, with just a glimpse, Bugze snickered a little, and briefly uttered a crying-like laughter right afterwards.
Gong.
Why the hay should there be school on Mondays? Bucking Mondays: It should Moonday! That way, everyone would be happy that there exists a day where they get to have some extra sleep. Sleep relieves stress. And less stress means people live longer! It's scientific fact! In fact, Tuesday's wouldn't have to be happen in the first place! Forget the ones who say cursing is bad. It also releases stress! Nightshade shall be reaching immortality at the rate she's going. Screw the ones who say video games are bad, games controls stress! ...well, minus a select few games.
Gong!
But stressful games doesn't have to be bad. Some of those games helped him develop an applicable game sense for stressful, real life situations. It saved his life a couple of times even. Ignoring the obnoxious communities, games are pretty beneficial!... So, when there's so many rage-filled teens shouting at their screens in one lobby, it's called "CoD".
Gong! Gong!
Unless it is Dark Souls with Jolly Copperation activated.
Bugze smacked himself.
He realized he's burning daylight with his internal rambling, of which Nimmy had been forced to listen to.
"Ah, Monday Attacks. I wondered when you'll come back, with all the crazy happening recently. ...Pretend you didn't see all that Nimmy."
HOW ON EQUIS COULD I?!.
"Gah! Not so loud in my head, Nimmy! I didn't get enough sleep last night, alright?! ...curse you, hallucinations," Bugze muttered. "Okay! Starting with method number one when experiencing terrible Mondays... Get busy!
Hive Mind, LET THE SPA DAY COMMENCE!!! (didn't you guys see the 2 capitalized "REALLY"s at the end of the chapter when Bugze is thinking about going to the spa?)
I smell like a peanut butter and banana bacon sandwich???
You decide to go to the spa after work with Night Shade. Mondays suck, but you do need money to keep buying food. A little bit more stress isn't gonna matter after the spa.
While you relax (Let's say you're in the mud pit) Nimmy starts talking to you
N: So, do you wish me to answer any of your questions at the moment?
You: I…well…
N: I am ready and willing
You: How about we do this later tonight, I’m too relaxed right now to be thinking about any life altering revelations, last night had so many.
N: Perhaps you are right, this location is rather comforting. Even I feel at ease…
You: You can say that again Nimmy
N: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
You chuckle
You: Aww come on, why not?
N: It is demeaning and childish sounding.
You: Well I don’t want to keep calling you Nightmare Moon all the time, it just doesn’t roll off the tongue that well.
N: But it is my name, a name that still inspires fear to this day.
You: Ya, but you’re not exactly Nightmare Moon anymore are you?
N: How so?
You: Well, when you and Luna were together you were Nightmare Moon, but now that you’ve been separated from her, you’re your own being.
N: …I suppose that is true…
You: so you should have your own Identity, you don’t have to keep living in the shadow of when you were Nightmare Moon…even if technically you are the shadow of Nightmare Moon…
N: But it is all I’ve had, or known…
You: Doesn’t mean you can’t change now.
N: Then what moniker would you have me take?
You: Oh…well…hmmm…OK, trying to come up with a name on the spot is kinda hard.
N: It must be a name that suits me. One of respect and royalty. I will not be titled like a commoner or a child
You: Okay okay, let me think
You start thinking about what you can possible name her. I mean, she is the bucking boogey mare, even though your mental image of her has changed after seeing that well toned body that-NO BAD BUG!-
Still, she is dark and brooding, and more than a little violent, yet you could say the same about most of the Mares you’ve met over the last year and a half. Maybe go for an Alicorn Angle…
Well there is Celestia, Luna, and Cadance…What do all those names have in common?
Well they do all end in A, if you consider Cadance’s real name Cadenza, guess that’s a pre-requisite for Alicorn Names…maybe if you combined all their names?
N: Well?
You: Umm…how about…Cel…Lun…Za?
N: …Celunza? Really?
You: Umm… hang on
You swear you just had something, it sounds almost right, but what could be missing?
Cellesna? Lunenza…Cel-lena…(Ding)
You: What about Selena?
N: (gasp) What did you just say?
You: Selena. Sounds pretty cool and respectful right?
N: Ho-how could you have picked that name so precisely? (flabbergasted)
You: Well I was just playing word games with all the princesses’ names, and then I came up with that, and then remembered it’s the name of Catmare’s secret Identity, and how she’s the Femme Fatale to Batmane, kind of like how you are to my HO persona. Plus it’s a cool name.
N: It holds deeper meaning than your silly comic book bimbo…Selena was the name that traitor was almost given at birth
You: Whoah, seriously? How do you know that?
N: I know this because we were once the same being. I know her past for it is mine as well…
You: Oh well…that’s a big coincidence…do you like it?
N: …I think it is poetic. The name she was never given taken up by the one she could never hope to be.
You: So is that a yay or neigh?
N: A yay my friend. I am Nightmare Moon no longer, I am now Selena, the TRUE Princess of the Night! And when I finally return, all shall fear and respect my Name.
You: OK yeesh, I was just trying to give you an easier name, no need to get a power trip over it.
S: I thank you for this gift my friend…tonight, I shall hold nothing back from you.
You: Thanks…ahhh(relaxing even more) man this place is awesome
S: Perhaps it wouldn’t be wise to let your guard down completely, that sultry masseuse may corner you whilst our daughter is in the other room.
You: Nah, she wouldn’t do that, Night Shade is here she wouldn’t…
Aloe: Hello Mr. Tennant (whispers in your ear)
Blood shoots out your nose
You: She would…
Aloe: Are you ready for your personal deep tissue massage? (winks at you)
You: Gulp…
Aloe: Then follow me (giggles and sways her hips as she walks into the next room)
You start sweating bullets in stress
You: Oh man, oh man oh man oh man! I gotta keep it together, KEEP IT TOGETHER!
Aloe: Oh and be sure to leave all your clothes by the door, you won’t be needing them… (seductively)
You: Buck!
S: You do realize that if you go in there, she is going to find out you’re a changeling right?
You: Double Buck!
And if you’re ever in an embarrassing/compromising situation that doesn’t seem to have a solution to, whip out the Luna Plushie and put everyone to sleep.
During your nice relaxing visit to the spa, Aloe takes every chance she can get to flirt with you, especially during the massage.
"So Mister Tennent," she says as she works her hooves around your shoulderblades "how has your visit to our spa been so far?"
Even though you're currently in disguise, and it's making you nervous with how close she's getting and how much physical contact you're getting from her, you want to tell her that on the whole it's been very relaxing, and that the entire experience has done wonders for your nerves after the past week's events. However, in your blissfully relaxed state, all you can garble out is "Ish great. My bones are like jelly."
This earns a giggle from Aloe, and she leans in close to your ears and whispers "I'm glad to here that. But how would you like it to be... fan-tastic?"
*spurt*Oh buck. Is she really suggesting what I think she's suggesting? You think as Aloe flips you onto your back and straddles you, a lustful look on her face. OH BUCK, SHE IS!
"Umm, umm... I need an adult?" you stutter as more blood spills from your nose.
Aloe giggles, leans in and whispers "I am an adult." before sensually licking the blood from your face.
"Uh, Aloe... I don't think I paid for this!" you try to wiggle out of this before things escalate further.
"Don't worry Mister Tennent," Aloe wraps her hooves around your neck and pulls herself closer, her torso making full contact with yours "This one's on the house." she winks at you.
It is in this moment that you hear the sweetest sound in the world. "Daddy, do you know why they said not to drink these bottles?"
You turn your head to see that Nightshade is standing in the doorway holding an empty shampoo bottle "Miss lotus is calling the hospital 'cause I drank a few, but they smelled so good."
An odd mixture of horror and relief wash over you as you quickly shove Aloe off you and rush over to Nightshade. "Parenting crisis! Gotta deal with this! Kay thanks bye!" you shout as you focus your full attention on you daughter, who is adorably hiccuping bubbles and downing another bottle of herbal shampoo.
I second SnapDrake's question,
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How'd you get the idea for this epically awesome story?
Also, I love BrownDog's idea for Nimmy/DFV's name.
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Having her name be what Luna was originally going to be named in the show is brilliant! Brilliant I say!
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Q/A:
What OC from another story would you have Bugze interact with. Who would you see him fight?
Have you heard about the Evil Dead TV series coming to Starz next year starring Bruce Campbell?
Are you excited about Twin Peaks coming back on air?
Which are your Top 3 Doctors, and what's your take on the 12th?
Hamon or Stands?
Have you ever played a Table Top RPG before?
Who's your favorite Mortal Kombat Character?
What 6 fictional characters make up your Zombie Team?
Where's the Beef?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, African and European?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Heads or Tails?
Wait... Does a spa allow clothes? Hmm maybe i cant really go without the clothes? Huh that might actully work and say a potion he got from zecora made him transfrom into a changeling for night,are night and the effects are still lasting
I am new to this suggestion thing please tell me if i did it right?
A brief exchange you could squeeze in somewhere if you'd like:
Don't do this.
What? Why not?
You know what the pink one wants, and you obviously want it too.
I... uh... yeah. Guess the nosebleeds are a dead giveaway.
Now is not the time.
Why not? You just said we both want it. Plus... I kinda want to get it out of the way, you know?
And that is exactly why you shouldn't do this. Your first attempt, if it happens-
If?!
IF it happens, will be nothing short of a horrible and humiliating experience for everyone involved. Including me, might I add. If this must be done, find some common harlot in Canterlot. That way we won't have to worry about seeing her everyday.
You know, this got me thinking. Who would Nightmare Moon want to see Bugze shipped with? Maybe she prefers Lotus to Aloe.
5266137 Or maybe she could want Bugzee shipped with herself instead.
Why not make nightshade a Cutie Mark Crusader.
Bugze: "Maybe I can call in sick....Nah they would never believe me. Maybe if I said that Rainbow wanted to see Applejack for special reasons. Oh....That would work! And I can totally get revenge on the fillyfooler! It's Brilliant! Brilliant I Tell YOU! *insert evil laughter with lightening*.... Okkkkaayyyyy.... I have problems." And then he does it anyway...
Someone make an Annoying Orange reference.
Bugze: Hey Apple!... Apple... Hey, hey Apple! Apple! Apple!
Applejack: What, what is it?
Bugze: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again? Nyeheheheheheheheheh
I SMELL LIKE...AND...WANT...A...PEANUT...BUTTER...BANANA...BACON...SANDWICH...
POSSIBLE ANSWERS:
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I have some questions for the Doctor.
1. Have you ever walked in on Derpy when she's dancing to the Nyan Nyan Song?
2. If you wielded a Keyblade, would you Sonic it?
3. Did you know that it is quite possible that Roseluck is secretly Rose Tyler? Either that, or she's the apparition named 'Nightmare'.
4. Would you kindly tell me how the buck all of your first 11 generations are in the same dimension at once?
5. Did you know that if you tried making a magic to whatever-the-hay-the-Tardis-runs-on converter with Twilight based on her power generator in her basement, it would probably give the power to not only travel through Space and Time, but into possibly the actual Earth Nexus World and back?
6. If it actually works, would you come and stop by my house and pick me up? I kind of want to escape the Nexus to Ponyville and see Twilight or Celestia about being turned into a baby colt that has Fluttershy's genetics with no human memories, so that I can be raised correctly by her; my parents didn't do a very good job.
7. Do you like... bananas???