Bugze hate Mondays. Fortunately, he developed a specific set of methods for himself just incase it becomes one of those days. You can't live life within the Hive without the general grandbuggy "Monday" complaining, the root cause of everyling's disdain, without having ways to stop him from complaining. Honestly? Thinking about it, EVERYLING hated Monday's for that very reason.
Gong.
In fact, the Mondays where Grandbuggy failed to contain himself are always followed up by a crazy Tuesday. Tuesdays happen because of Mondays. Tuesday's are the Hiveminds SECOND least favorite day of the week. The crazy emitted just from those particular days developed a few screw looses in the Hive. Tuesdays be darned.
That thought suddenly triggered a set of flash backs, some of which he'd preferred to be left buried, locked, and then buried again. However, with just a glimpse, Bugze snickered a little, and briefly uttered a crying-like laughter right afterwards.
Gong.
Why the hay should there be school on Mondays? Bucking Mondays: It should Moonday! That way, everyone would be happy that there exists a day where they get to have some extra sleep. Sleep relieves stress. And less stress means people live longer! It's scientific fact! In fact, Tuesday's wouldn't have to be happen in the first place! Forget the ones who say cursing is bad. It also releases stress! Nightshade shall be reaching immortality at the rate she's going. Screw the ones who say video games are bad, games controls stress! ...well, minus a select few games.
Gong!
But stressful games doesn't have to be bad. Some of those games helped him develop an applicable game sense for stressful, real life situations. It saved his life a couple of times even. Ignoring the obnoxious communities, games are pretty beneficial!... So, when there's so many rage-filled teens shouting at their screens in one lobby, it's called "CoD".
Gong! Gong!
Unless it is Dark Souls with Jolly Copperation activated.
Bugze smacked himself.
He realized he's burning daylight with his internal rambling, of which Nimmy had been forced to listen to.
"Ah, Monday Attacks. I wondered when you'll come back, with all the crazy happening recently. ...Pretend you didn't see all that Nimmy."
HOW ON EQUIS COULD I?!.
"Gah! Not so loud in my head, Nimmy! I didn't get enough sleep last night, alright?! ...curse you, hallucinations," Bugze muttered. "Okay! Starting with method number one when experiencing terrible Mondays... Get busy!
And with that said, you walk out of the shack and into the apple orchard to get some work done...
IN THE APPLE ORCHARD A HOUR LATER
Mondays don't have to be bad. Hours spent alone in an enormous apple orchard... its a perfect place to practice your airbending.
Practice your airbending! Keep an eye out for plasmids. Maybe try to use the wind to boost your apple bucks or tear the apples from the trees.
As you've been working in the field knocking down apples, you've also multi-tasked by working on your airbending. You've been trying to make it so that a gust of wind would happen as soon as you hit a tree, adding an extra 'oof' that'll knock more apples out of the tree per hit, but this technique, (which you have decided to call 'Air Buck') only works very rarely. Most of the time nothing happens and one time (*WHAM*) you were accidentally air-blasted into another tree! As you get back up you think,
Ow... Probably not gonna use that technique anytime soo- woah!
Your thoughts are interrupted as you quickly dodge an acorn (did I/we forget to mention that you also got some dodge training in thanks to some angry Squirrels and their endless supply of nuts...)
Stupid squirrels and their stupid endless supply of nuts... oh well. Back to work.
ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK LATER
As you are finishing up the last barrel, you start to think...
Bugze decides that he better get to work he's had enough day's off as it is, and he doesn't want to push his luck. But plans to track down some of the Horde members in town later when he has the time. The info that Luna gave him last night bothers him. He should probably try to find out more about the Horde. Like their side of things, what their doing, what their plans for the future are, etc.
Luna, this is some hard work, but I've already had quite a few days off as it is. Also note to self, find the Horde's clubhouse and set things straight. I do NOT want to be the cause of a rebellion that results in a head-chopping spree...
You shudder as you remember from your history class (the one time you didn't skip or sleep through it) about the "Regime of Terror" in the Griffin Empire where hundreds (if not thousands) were beheaded in the aftermath of a rebellion...
After shaking off these dark thoughts, you lift up the last barrel of apples you have and begin to head back to the farm to drop them off (you learned to deliver the apples manually because when you try to teleport them, they often end up falling on your head).
As you leave the orchard and head to the barn, you run into...
you finally decide to go work when rainbow dash suddenly 'accidentally' crashes into you and offers to help 'nurse' you back to health after electrocuting you but finds out that you flew into a tree successfully knock all the apples out of the tree
*CRASH*
Or rather got crashed into by... the Fillyfooler. Rainbow Dash shakes her head from the crash before saying,
"Woah! Sorry about that B.S.T, I guess I should watch where I'm going during my Wonderblots training. Say, since I injured you and all, I should probably nurse you back to health. Plus I still owe for yesterday for accidentally shocking you... with... lighting?"
Rainbow stops her rant when she sees that you're no longer in front of her. She looks around confused as to where you are, before she makes a 'dang it' gesture and says,
"Shoot! I thought I had him that time! I guess that's what I get for daydreaming while flying. Even if that daydream is about what his wonderful body must look like under those clothes. His... wonderful... wonderful... wonderful..."
Rainbow's sentence starts to decline into a chant of 'wonderful' as she begins to drool and giggle from time to time. Meanwhile, you can be found embedded into one of the apple trees. You struggle to get out, but with one final push you manage to break free. You 'whoop' in victory, but you can't help but ask out loud,
"Huh... I wonder what hit me? Oh well, I need to report to the Apple's house to tell Applejack I'm done. I think that apple basket I was carrying went flying somewhere when I got hit. Eh, I'm sure she'll be fine with one missing bucket..."
And with that, you head towards the Apple's home and on your way there you see Rainbow standing where you got hit. You, being the curious bug that you are, decide to investigate. When you get over to her, you see that she is blushing heavily, drooling, chanting 'wonderful' over and over again while, and having this far out look in her eyes. You decide to try and get her attention by waving your hoof in front of her eyes and asking,
"Yo Rainbow... you okay?"
Suddenly, her wings pop straight out and she starts to drool and giggle even more! You just slowly walk away before making a full on sprint back to the Apples home while thinking,
I really hope that was just a Fillyfooler thing, cause that was just weird and disturbing! I swear I saw her wings pulsing! BUCKING PULSING!
After escaping the Fillyfooler, you're about to go do some more training in the orchard when you see...
As you go to take something of food, you find again a very familiar scene, as a black smoke come out from the kitchen.
"This can't be... Don't tell me it's that again"
As you go to the kitchen, you see Nightshade coming out from there, followed by Apple Bloom
"How the hell did you burn the kitchen again? Your only task was to put the Apple Juice in the glass... I take the eyes from you one second and the next moment the kitchen is in fire!" Say Apple Bloom
"But I swear I did that, really, I only tried to put the juice in the glass, but suddenly a fire come out" Say Nightshade
"Look at that, that is talent, I told you... Our filly is great" Commented Nightmare Moon in your head
You groan something as you see the smoke and then look and Nightshade and Apple Bloom
"What are you two doing there and not in class? It's Monday! And what exactly happened?" Asked Bugzee
"Well... Mr, Tennant, Nightshade wanted to cook you a breakfast... again... and somehow she convinced me. She was only supossed to put the Apple Juice from the jar to the glass as I was making everything else, but suddenly the kitchen was in fire and..." Answered Apple Bloom as Bugzee looked the fillies
"You say she only put the juice from the jar to the glass?" Asked Bugzee
Both fillies nodded with their heads
"But how?" Asked Bugzee
"It's what I say... The unicorn curse... No unicorn can cook, or be anywhere near a kitchen" Say Apple Bloom
"I can cook" Shouted Nightshade
"You can't" Say Apple Bloom
"I can" Say Nightshade
...
That continued during what seemed half a hour as Bugzee remember the last time and what they talked about the unicorn curse and your suspicion about how that evil purple unicorn treat the little dragon until Bugzee stoped them
"Okay... Leaving that aside... Why are you two exactly here and not in School?" Asked Bugzee
"It's a holyday" Say Nightshade smiling
"What?" Asked Bugzee
"Because yesterday was Nightmare Night, and after what happened last night with Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon, someponies did not sleep well, so Miss Cherilee give us today free" Say Apple Bloom
"I understand..." Say Bugzee as he look the black kitchen
"Maybe it could be good that she begin to learn with Fire instead of Earth, or this is going to happen again... Luna and Celestia have the same problem when they were fillies" Commented Nightmare Moon
Bugzee begin to think about what Nightmare Moon say and then look to Nightshade
"Well... At least this could help me... I help you both clean, and after we tell Applejack what happened, we are going to have the day for us" Say Bugzee to Nightshade
Black smoke come out from the kitchen!
"This can't be... Don't tell me it's that again!"
With that said, you rush into the kitchen and see Nightshade coming out from there, followed by Apple Bloom.
"How in tarnation did you burn the kitchen again? Your only task was to put the Apple Juice in the glass... I take mah eyes from you one second and the next moment the kitchen is on fire!" Says Apple Bloom.
"But I swear I did that, really, I only tried to put the juice in the glass, but suddenly a fire come out" Nightshade protests.
Such talent for destruction... That's my filly. commented Nightmare Moon in your head
You groan in annoyance as you look at Nightshade and Apple Bloom and ask,
"What are you two doing here and not in class? It's Monday! And what exactly happened?"
Apple Bloom explains,
"Well... Mr, Tennant, Nightshade wanted to cook you a breakfast... again... and somehow she convinced me. She was only supossed to put the Apple Juice from the jar to the glass as I was making everything else, but suddenly the kitchen was in fire and-"
"Wait a minute." you interrupt, "You say she was only pouring the juice from the jar to the glass?"
Both fillies nodded with their heads. Your jaw drops in shock (fortunately still held in place by face mask and scarf) and you say,
"How...?"
"It's what I always say... The unicorn curse... No unicorn can cook or be anywhere near a kitchen" Says Apple Bloom
"I can cook"! Shouted Nightshade.
"Ya can't!" Say Apple Bloom
"I can!" Say Nightshade
...
That continued during what seemed half a hour as you remember the last time they tried to cook until you snapped out of it to end their arguing,
"Okay. Leaving that aside, why are you two here and not in School?" you ask.
"It's a holiday" Says Nightshade smiling
"What?" you ask.
"Because yesterday was Nightmare Night, and after what happened last night with Princess Luna and Nightmare Moon, some ponies ain't sleeping too well, so Miss Cherilee give us today off." Say Apple Bloom
"That makes sense..." you say as you take another look at the black kitchen
Perhaps it would be best if she learned Fire instead of Earth lest this happens again... Luna and Celestia had the same problem when they were fillies Commented Nimmy.
Ignoring Nimmy, you look to Nightshade and say,
"Well... This actually came at a good time. Tell you what honey, I'll help you both clean and after we tell Applejack what happened, we're going to have the day off."
Nightshade smiles and jumps in excitement as she says,
"Thanks Daddy!"
Applebloom also gives you a thankful smile as she says,
"Thanks Mister Tennant, now let's clean this mess up before ma sister sees all this"
She gestures around the kitchen (which looks like a war field of ash and exploded food). Just as you're about to say something, you hear a very annoyed voice say behind you.
"See what?"
You gulp in and you begin to panic as you have a pretty good idea as to who is talking. Your guess is only proven more by the terrified looks of the fillies in front of you. So with a heavy heart, you slowly turn around and see...
When Bugze meet's up with Applejack she ask's him if he's alright after being shocked by Dash, and lectures him about running off like that while he's injured, and that he should take more care of himself. All while blushing.
Reference this bit from The Simpsons
BURNS: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
HOMER: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
BURNS: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
HOMER: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
BURNS: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
HOMER: (thinking) Oh my God! He is coming onto me!
BURNS: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (winks)
HOMER: (thinking) Aah!
By having Applejack request help with something, but phrases it so poorly that Bugze thinks she's trying to hit on him which scares him into taking Nightshade to the spa.
A very mad Applejack. You gulp in fear a little bit before you say
"Oh....Hi Applejack, what are you doing here?"
She gives you a deadpanned look as she says
"I live here."
You mentally facehoof at that before you say,
"Oh...right. Well I'm just gonna-"
Applejack interrupts your statement as she says
"What yall are gonna do is clean o this mess, and after that your gonna help fix something for me."
You shake your head as you say
"Sorry boss, I'll clean the kitchen but nothing else."
Applejack just sighs before she says
"Now Mistah Tennant, y'all one of my farmhoofs and you've had quite a few vacation days..."
Oh...
"But I'm willing to overlook that..."
Okay, that's good.
"But if I scratch your back, ya hafta scratch mine..."
Wait a minute... Is she hitting on me?
"I think my bed upstairs is making creaking noise so I need you to help me check..." she says with a wink.
Oh Luna... She is coming on to me! Although I wouldn't mind her showing me why it's called the cowfilly pos- NO! BAD BUG!
"Oh, I-I'd love to but... I... have... to... take Nightshade into town for that... thing! Yeah!"
With that, you quickly grab Nightshade and run out of the house. Applejack stands there confused for a few moments before her eye twitches shut causing her to put a hoof on it as she says,
"Shoot! Ah knew I shouldn't have drank that much coffee! Now how am I supposed to fix that bed?"
ONE RUN LATER
After running (with Nightshade in hoof) away from the farm and into Ponyville, you get lost. Apparently the coupon didn't have a map leading you towards the Spa so you use the more effective proven method of navigation known to Pony kind...
-you ask around town for directions.
After several minutes of asking (and several more of getting even more lost) you found the spa. You smile in happiness, Nightshade jumps up and down in excitement from her first trip to the spa, and you are both about to walk into the spa...
Take one of Zecora's transformation potions from your Potion Sash to turn yourself and Nightshade into unicorns and go to spa with Nightshade, but run into Rarity and Fluttershy in the waiting room. Get into a conversation (mainly involving Rarity, Fluttershy, and Nightshade) talking about what the spa is like and how great it is.
Buck! you think as you stop. Stupid bug! Spas require you take your clothes off which wouldn't be too bad (ponies don't wear clothes anyway) except for the fact that you're a changeling and Nightshade's a alicorn!
You're about to tell Nightshade the bad news, when you remember something else,
Stupider bug! You have those potions from Zecora, remember?!
You facehoof, causing Nightshade to look at you funny, as you think,
Why didn't I think of using those potions before!?
Sighing at your stupidity, you take out two transformation potions and as you hoof one to Nightshade you say,
"Honey, we can't go inside as ourselves for... reasons so we need to drink these potions that Zecora made for us, okay?"
She nods at your explanation, and you both chug down the potions at the same time. You see a flash come from under Nightshade's vest, so you guess that made her wings disappear. You, however, feel a tingling sensation throughout your body, so you guess it worked (2 Transformation potions remaining). With a sigh, you and Nightshade walk in and go right up to the front desk,
"Hey Aloe." you greet.
"Oh, well if it isn't the Big Daddy of the Mummy. What brings you here handsome?" Aloe flirts.
"Hehhe. so you heard about that huh?" you chuckle nervously.
"Everypony knows about the Big Daddy attacking Princess Luna after he found her with his kid. I just put two and two together."
You cough awkwardly and say,
"Well anyway, I'm here to use that free father-daughter coupon you and Lotus gave me at Pinkie's party."
"Oooooh, and here I thought you came all this way just to see me in my Nightmare Night costume, which I wouldn't mind by the way."Aloe teases.
Blood spurts out of your nose causing Aloe to giggle.
"Hahhahah, you are too much fun to mess with Mister Tennant, anyway I'll take your coupon."
You give the coupon to her as Nightshade hoofs you some napkins to clean off your noseblood.
"Thank you, Lotus will be here shortly to discuss your relaxation plan for today. Which might include a private massage from me..." she says as she punctuates it with a wink.
More blood spurts out of your nose making Aloe giggle and Nightshade roll her eyes as she gets some more napkins.
"Now please wait in the waiting room for your turn."
"Th... thank you" you stutter as you wipe the noseblood off and go into the waiting room with Nightshade.
"The nerve of some ponies, flirting like that in front of a foal!"
You look over in surprise to see both Rarity and Fluttershy sitting in the waiting room!
"Fluttershy!"
As soon as Nightshade saw Fluttershy, she ran over to her and started to talk about animals with the shy pegasus. You chuckle at her antics, and decide to have a chat with Rarity,
"Hey Rarity! I haven't talked to you since the Hydra incident. How have you've been?"
"Oh just fine Mister Tennant. Business has been booming lately thanks to my latest cloths line, hoods!"
"Hoods?" you ask in confusion.
"Oh yes, ever since that dreadful Offender came back from the dead, hoods have been the highest market value in ages! And while I may be dedicated to bringing that scoundrel to justice, I must thank him for starting this fashion spread!"
"Hehehhe yeah..." you chuckle nervously, "So what do you have against Aloe?"
Rarity rolls her eyes and says with a hint of snobbish whining,
"It's not her I dislike, it's the way she acts. A proper lady would never just 'flaunt her stuff'. She is always flirting with every stallion who comes into town and it just frustrates me to no end."
You give her a deadpan look as you comment,
"She steals all the stallions from you, doesn't she?"
This startles the fashionista,
"Wha... why I never... No just... Is it that obvious?"
"If I noticed it, then yes."
"It's just... what does she have that I don't? I'm refined, classy, a lady, moderately successful, and I keep in shape! Why do the stallions always go to her but not me?"
You look over to Fluttershy and Nightshade... to see that they're too into their conversation to notice Rarity's plight. With a sigh you try and help her... even thought you're no love doctor,
"I think... that those stallions just weren't interested in a classy person like yourself. They just wanted a mare who was free-spirited, wild, and... easy? Not a classy lady."
"Should I act like her then?" Rarity asks,
"No no no no no no!" you quickly respond before any dirty thoughts could enter your mind, "You just need to find a stallion who's interested in classy ponies. Or ones who want a committed relationship."
"I... I think your right Mister Tennant. i just need to find the right stallion for me."
You then get flashbacks to Nightmare Night and how Spike was staring at Rarity the whole night. Even when the spa twins came in to sing. You smile and say,
"Yeah, who knows. You perfect match might be a little more... scalier then you thought he would be..."
"What do you me-"
"Miss Rarity. Miss Fluttershy. You're treatments are ready." Aloe announces and gives a quick wink to you before she walks away with the two mares. As they walk away, you can't help but think,
Huh... I think I might be able to add Matchmaker to my list of skills if I play my cards right and get those two love birds together. Who knows? Maybe I can get those two fillyfoolers together so they'll be too... busy to come after me!
After a few more moments of waiting, Lotus approaches you and says,
"Okay Mister Tennant and Nightshade, your relaxation is waiting. Mister Tennant, you'll be having a mud bath followed up by a massage of your choosing, while sweet little Nightshade here will be with one of our other workers for a hooficure, a facial, and then a filly massage. Is that alright with you sir?"
You and Nightshade nod and say yes.
"Okay, I'll take your clothes and we'll guide you to the proper rooms."
You both comply and as Nightshade is being taken to her hooficure, you quickly say,
When Bugze and Nightshade get their massages,
Bugze: "Oh, mr/mrs massage-pony, please go easy on my daughter there."
Nightshade: "Daaddddy. I don't hurt that easy."
Bugze: "That's because if I anypony tries, I hurt them even more"
(Cue awwws from Aloe, Lotus, and possible other spa patrons.
"Oh, tell whoever is treating my daughter to please go easy on her."
Nightshade lets out a annoyed groan as she says,
"Daaddddy. I don't hurt that easy."
You chuckle a little bit as your eyes flash orange momentarily as you say,
"That's because if I anypony tries, *snap* I hurt them even more."
Suddenly, every mare in the waiting room and Lotus and Aloe (who just got back) say,
"Awwwwww"
You blush slightly at the awws, but you shake it off as you are lead to the mud room.
IN THE MUD ROOM
Lotus leads you into a huge room filled with mud pits. Mud pits that look so extremely comfortable that you just want to cannon ball into them, but there's something strange about this, you and Lotus are the only ones in here. You look around in confusion and ask,
"Uh Lotus, wheres everypony else?"
Lotus giggles slightly as she says,
Aloe uses her limited earthbending for a new "mud massage" technique
"I can see where you get the confusion. You see, this is our second mud room, our first one if full due to our new "mud massage" treatment."
"Mud massage?" you ask in confusion,
"It's when Aloe uses her limited Earth Manipulation to move the mud around our clients' bodies. Now I'll be back in about a hour or two so I can take you to the massage room. Enjoy your stay. Oh and I heard about your sunlight problem, so don't worry. I've taken the liberty of blocking all the windows in this room, have fun and relax!"
And with that she leaves, while all you can do is keep your jaw from hitting the floor as you think,
THIS IS THE SECOND MUD ROOM! THEY HAVE TWO, AND THE OTHER ONE IS FULL! BUT THIS PLACE IS HUGE!
You just shake off the strangeness of it all as you hop into the nearest mud bath.
splat
And. You. Feel. GREAT!
You've never felt this relaxed in so long. You can literally feel the stress leaving you. As you're soaking up this holy feeling (and most likely fall asleep), you hear...
While you relax (Let's say you're in the mud pit) Nimmy starts talking to you
N: So, do you wish me to answer any of your questions at the moment?
You: I…well…
N: I am ready and willing
You: How about we do this later tonight, I’m too relaxed right now to be thinking about any life altering revelations, last night had so many.
N: Perhaps you are right, this location is rather comforting. Even I feel at ease…
You: You can say that again Nimmy
N: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
You chuckle
You: Aww come on, why not?
N: It is demeaning and childish sounding.
You: Well I don’t want to keep calling you Nightmare Moon all the time, it just doesn’t roll off the tongue that well.
N: But it is my name, a name that still inspires fear to this day.
You: Ya, but you’re not exactly Nightmare Moon anymore are you?
N: How so?
You: Well, when you and Luna were together you were Nightmare Moon, but now that you’ve been separated from her, you’re your own being.
N: …I suppose that is true…
You: so you should have your own Identity, you don’t have to keep living in the shadow of when you were Nightmare Moon…even if technically you are the shadow of Nightmare Moon…
N: But it is all I’ve had, or known…
You: Doesn’t mean you can’t change now.
N: Then what moniker would you have me take?
You: Oh…well…hmmm…OK, trying to come up with a name on the spot is kinda hard.
N: It must be a name that suits me. One of respect and royalty. I will not be titled like a commoner or a child
You: Okay okay, let me think
You start thinking about what you can possible name her. I mean, she is the bucking boogey mare, even though your mental image of her has changed after seeing that well toned body that-NO BAD BUG!-
Still, she is dark and brooding, and more than a little violent, yet you could say the same about most of the Mares you’ve met over the last year and a half. Maybe go for an Alicorn Angle…
Well there is Celestia, Luna, and Cadance…What do all those names have in common?
Well they do all end in A, if you consider Cadance’s real name Cadenza, guess that’s a pre-requisite for Alicorn Names…maybe if you combined all their names?
N: Well?
You: Umm…how about…Cel…Lun…Za?
N: …Celunza? Really?
You: Umm… hang on
You swear you just had something, it sounds almost right, but what could be missing?
So, do you wish for me to answer any of your questions at the moment?
I…well…
I am ready and willing.
How about we do this later tonight, I’m too relaxed right now to be thinking about any life altering revelations, last night had so many...
Perhaps you are right. This location is rather comforting. Even I feel at ease…
You can say that again Nimmy.
STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
You chuckle,
Aww come on, why not?
It is demeaning and childish sounding.
Well I don’t want to keep calling you Nightmare Moon all the time, it just doesn't roll off the tongue that well...
But it is my name, a name that still inspires fear to this day.
Ya, but you’re not exactly Nightmare Moon anymore are you?
How so?
Well, when you and Luna were together you were Nightmare Moon, but now that you've been separated from her, you’re your own being.
I suppose that is true…
So you should have your own Identity, you don’t have to keep living in the shadow of when you were Nightmare Moon…even if technically you are the shadow of Nightmare Moon…
But it is all I've had, or known…
Doesn't mean you can’t change now.
Then what moniker would you have me take?
Oh… well… hmmm… OK, trying to come up with a name on the spot is kinda hard.
It must be a name that suits me. One of respect and royalty. I will not be titled like a commoner or a child.
Okay okay, let me think...
You start thinking about what you can possible name her.
I mean, she is still the bucking boogey mare, even if my mental image of her has changed after seeing that well-toned body with those moon-shaped flan-NO BAD BU-
GONG
Ow... Okay, I deserved that, anyway still, she is dark and brooding, and more than a little violent, yet I could say the same about most of the Mares I’ve met over the last year and a half. Maybe I should go for an Alicorn Angle… Well there is Celestia, Luna, and Cadance…What do all those names have in common? Well two out of three do all end in A, and if I consider Cadance’s real name Cadenza, then I guess that’s a pre-requisite for Alicorn Names…maybe if I combined all their names?
Well?
Umm… how about… Cel… Lun… Za?
A few moments of awkward silence pass.
Celunza? Really? Nimmy says in an annoyed deadpan.
Umm… hang on...
You swear you just had something, it sounds almost right, but what could be missing?
"Ah buck it. I'll think of something later." you say to yourself as you decide to relax some more in the mud bath.
As you begin to relax even more so (which you didn't even think was possible), you get a sudden thought...
well Bugz is proably going to ask nimmy why he went 'tailed beast mode' on several occasions when he drew on her power.
B: hey nimmy, why was it those times I drew on your power, I effectivly went into a 'tailed beast mode.'
N: Took you long enough to ask... It drew on your memories to find a suitable form, and it found two in perticulor. the Kyubbie, and the Satsui no Hado...
B: two separate sources of pure hatred... no wonder I went berserk...
bugz then thinks about thos two sources ultimate techniques. The Bijudama, and the Shun Goku Satsui
B: does that mean...
N: yes, but if you tried either without drawing on at least three 'tails' of power, the backlash would most likely kill you, and by extension, me...
Hey Nimmy, why was it those times I drew on your power and used that "Nightmare Cloak", I went into what was basically a 'tailed beast mode?'
It took you long enough to ask... My power drew on your memories to find a suitable form, and it found a few in those foreign picture books you like to read...
A few separate sources of pure hatred... No wonder I went berserk... Wait, does that mean-
While it could be possible to channel my energy into attacks from your shows and series, but trying to use more powerful attacks without the sufficient amount of outlets (which you refer to as "tails") would result in a fatal backlash that would most likely kill you and, by extension, me...
You nod your head and are about to ask her another question, when you suddenly feel a wave of relaxation. You sigh in happiness, but that soon ends when she says...
S: Perhaps it wouldn’t be wise to let your guard down completely, that sultry masseuse may corner you whilst our daughter is in the other room.
You: Nah, she wouldn’t do that, Night Shade is here she wouldn’t…
Aloe: Hello Mr. Tennant (whispers in your ear)
Blood shoots out your nose
You: She would…
Aloe: Are you ready for your personal deep tissue massage? (winks at you)
You: Gulp…
Aloe: Then follow me (giggles and sways her hips as she walks into the next room)
You start sweating bullets in stress
You: Oh man, oh man oh man oh man! I gotta keep it together, KEEP IT TOGETHER!
Aloe: Oh and be sure to leave all your clothes by the door, you won’t be needing them… (seductively)
You: Buck!
Perhaps it wouldn’t be wise to let your guard down completely, that sultry masseuse may corner you whilst our daughter is in the other room.
Nah, she wouldn’t do that. Even with all her flirting, I don't think she's the type to do a stallion while his daughter is still-
Hello Mr. Tennant... you hear whispered in your ear.
You yelp and jump out of the mud bath startled, dash into the shower, and rinse off the mud with a cold shower, never taking your eyes off Aloe. As you smirk in victory when you see Aloe pout, you think,
Okay bug, remember your saving it for marriage, just remember that and you'll be fine... and all you need to do is hope she's just escorting you to the massage room- Wait, I thought Lotus was supposed to-
"ALOE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HARASSING OUR COSTUMERS!"
You jump in surprise as you see Aloe run out of the room giggling as an angry Lotus walks into the room.
"AND YOU STILL HAVE CUSTOMERS TO MUD MASSAGE!!!" Lotus yells after her sister before she sighs, turns to you, and says,
"Sorry about that mister Tennant, you know how... forceful my sister can be."
You chuckle in awkwardness as you say,
"Yeah... so massage room right?"
Lotus nods her head and motions you to follow her. As you follow her to the massage room, you begin to walk by some steam rooms, but one of them suddenly opens and someling pulls you in! You didn't hear a thing but you're pretty sure the door closed so Lotus probably doesn't know you're missing. You get off from the floor and you look around in panic as you say,
"Hey! Who did that!?"
You just hear someling giggle, which causes you to panic even more. You then start to say,
"Who's there! I mean it, I know how to kick butt, just ask... somepony I beat up... which is alot... this is definitely the truth!"
You just hear another giggle... from right behind you! You slowly turn around in terror and see-
What do you do?
You see...Derpy!
B: Derpy! Why would you do that!
D: *Giggles* To see the look on your face!
B: * realizes he is alone in a room with with a mare covered in water, her mane plastered to her nech and her fur is as well, especially on that fla-*
GONG
Nimmy: *Deadpans* Whoops. My hooves slipped.
B: YOU DONT HAVE HOOVES!
Nimmy: * feigns surprise* oh, so I don't.
Aloe would be too obvious so its Fluttershy who pulled u in. She says she's figured out that you're actually Hoody and is happy to see you again. Tell her that your glad to see her too and tell her about your concerns regarding the "potential rebellion" some of the more extreme Horde members are talking about and she responds that she's concerned too, but is only the president of the Ponyville branch and thus doesn't have much authority over the other branches.
Either Aloe, Lotus, Rarity, or Nightshade comes across you two and misinterprets the scene.
Nightshade keeps eating the cucumbers much to [character name here]'s annoyance.
Look in a mirror to see your disguised form (a unicorn with orange mane and tail, normal blue eyes, and a shade of dark grey that's just lighter than your normal changeling shell), when you notice that u got a Cutie Mark (couldn't tell before due to wearing pants)!
When asked what kind of massage you want (just numbered 1-4) you decide on a 4 seeing how you're probably really tense from your misadventures and logically, 4 should be the highest massage (and it turns out a 4 requires both Lotus AND Aloe). When you go to Room 6, you see both Aloe and Lotus there... lathered in a thin sheen of massage oil and speaking in seductive harmony. Your oblivious to it at first as they activate the steam and pour oil on you until Nimmy chimes in.
They're trying to seduce you, you imbecile.
Don't be silly. Lotus isn't interested in me so this is just a massa- Wait... Bodies lathered in massage oil, speaking in harmony, door locked... Oh Luna... IT'S THAT "HAPPY ENDING" THAT GRANDBUGGY IS ALWAYS BLABBING ABOUT!!!
"On second thought, m-maybe I'll just take the 3, or even a 2!" you say nervously
"Too late Mister Tennant." Lotus says teasingly, "Once your number's up, there's no going back."
"First time, huh?" Aloe teases. "We'll be gentle..."
Oh Luna... these twin mares lathered in oil that shimmers off their nubile bodies want to- Wait, this is every stallions' fantasy! Why do I NOT want it to-NO! BAD BUG! CURSE YOU GRANDBUGGY'S PLAYCOLT GENES!!!
The twin mares get closer and closer... and then you feel two weights on your back as they both jump on your back and Lotus grabs your back limbs while Aloe grabs your front limbs and they start folding and crunching you like a pretzel of pain.
In spite of that... extreme massage (or even because of it), you feel really great afterwards.
NOTE: The above exchange is based on the exellent changeling-based fanfic: The Incredibly Stressful Life of a Ponyvillian Changeling
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After Lotus releases you, you ask why Aloe seems to be "super-flirt" towards you and Lotus responds that their father left when they were fillies so Aloe is turned on by good fathers (she also mentions that quite a few mares see you as attractive due to your protectiveness of your daughter during the Hydra and "Hanging Prank" incidents).
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Slap the bottle away from Nightshade before she can drink any more, but fortunately it turns out that those particular bottles were housing Aloe's secret stash of extra-bubbly coconut soda (that Aloe was hiding from Lotus either cause she's on a diet or it's a habit that Lotus is trying to make her quit)
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Would this link be what you're referring to?
Also, I thought the refined and slightly-boy-crazy Rarity would have a... stronger reaction to sweet fragile Fluttershy being alone in a spa room with a stallion (unless her cucumber eyes are obscuring that...)?
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I am STRONGLY in favor of keeping her name Nightmare Moon (and Bugze's nickname of Nimmy) because if this fic were to go on for more seasons, then changing NM's name would just severely complicate things and confuse Hive Minders who joined during those future seasons.
Plus if it aint broke dont fix it
Uhm...Ahh...Ehh...I've got nothing.
well if her name is related to the night or the moon, then how about Elara, one of the smaller moons of Jupiter? or Lilith, an Akkadian word meaning "of the night", but also a demon in ancient myth, which is associated with a whole bunch of unpleasantness (like lady luck), so the story kinda fits dont you think?
Fast research on naming...
If Nimmy is getting renamed, something fitting should be selected. Post Spa Shenanigans, I vote we have at least a brief scene of Bugsy doing his research at the Library.
That being said, I see a couple worthy selections.
My favorite pick is Latona, roman goddess equivalent to Leto and Asteria. Making her the goddess of Nocternal Divination and falling stars. And the 'fallen star' angle really fits her thematically. Plus Bugsy can cutesy it as 'Laty', which sounds like 'Lady'. Or for formal titles... "Latona the Fallen Star".
On a further note, in magic, names hold power. Which is kind of funny that Nimmy is allowing Bugsy to rename her. If you ask some people, the act of giving a name to a magical creature is an extremely powerful bond. In a way, you could say that Nimmy's request to be renamed is a marriage proposal and neither realize it. When he renames her, they'll be bonded stronger than ever.
5273172 I also vote to stay as Nightmare Moon
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You turn around to see... Nothing, or that is what you think, because you still listen the giggle, you look around and you are surprised to see Chrysalis, but she did not seems the same, for a strange reason she is now a filly, the same age as the CMC and Nightshade.
"At last you find me... *giggle* I was begin to think what to do to catch your attention" Say ChibiChrysalis
"Queen Chrysalis? Is... Is that you?" Ask Bugzee
"No... Im the phantom of your grandbuggy that come to eat you... Of course I am Chrysalis, except I changed a little" Answered the little Chrysalis
"But you seem..." Begin to say Bugzee
"Glamurous? Sexy? Beatiful?" Asked Chrysalis
"A filly" Comment Bugzee
"Yeah... That... You broke your back for the hive and how they pay you? Throwing you out the throne and making another Queen, ungratefull subjects..." Groan Chrysalis
"So... You are not a queen?" Ask Bugzee
"Im a fallen Queen, and this is my punishment... But that no means I will surrender, I will create a new hive, more powerfull, and gather more love and..." Chrysalis put one hoof in the air as she put a pose
"And you are lost... Right?" Ask Bugzee
"I... I... Yes"
You begin to think what to do, for one side, she is the reason everypony hate the changellings, she is the reason you have been hurt too many times, but it's also true she is now a filly and you make too many friends thanks to that. Also you can't leave a poor filly alone, even if she is Chrysalis.
I also think it should stay Nightmare Moon. Since the comics also technically count in this story, consider the fact that Rarity became Nightmare Rarity. The nightmare... force, shadow, whatever, has already kept the Nightmare name after Luna. The event may not have happened in this story, but it's an example for us to see.
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After the touching reunion/mind blowing revelation/
mad, passionate love scene/of the sauna, Lotus finally gets you settled down for a massage."How does that feel, Mr. Tennant?"
"Ughhh..."
She giggles. "Glad to hear it!"
You mentally thank Zecora for the potions again. There is no way you could have held a disguise under this feeling.
Just know that I have the gong at the ready.
Uh oh. You search for a mental distraction, but the only thing on your mind is...
"So what's your story?"
Lotus stops for a moment. "Me? Ha! Usually this is the other way around."
You grin at your sudden good fortune. Your secrets would have no defense under this mare's touch. "Ponyville isn't exactly an obvious choice for a grand spa like this."
She giggles again. "Grand? Oh, you should see where we trained at Las Pegasus. The guests could choose between hot tubs plated in gold or silver. Real gold and silver!"
"So how did you go from there to here?"
"I smelled opportunity." Her hooves gently move down your back again. "I figured all the mares in a farming town might enjoy a day of luxury every week or so. Save for Miss Rarity, I was wrong."
"Yeah, I have a hard time seeing Applejack being a regular here."
"Truthfully, if it wasn't for Aloe, we wouldn't have stayed. She found the market we needed."
You raise an eyebrow. "Are you talking about the stallions?"
"Yes. All that strain on their muscles needs to be released, and a sultry mare is often enough to convince them they need it." Her hooves stop near your hind legs. "She really is a sweet girl. This new persona of hers only came out because we needed the business. I hope you don't hold that against her."
"I know a thing or two about desperation."
"Is that so? Then may I ask what you think of Aloe?"
You blush and stammer for a bit.
"Yes, she does have that effect on stallions. There's just one more thing, Mr. Tennant." Lotus grabs one of your hind legs and pulls it up to your head, bending your back the wrong way. She ignores your screams and crouches down to hiss in your ear. "You also know a thing or two about protecting a loved one. She is my sister. If you hurt her, you will not be safe in Ponyville. Am I clear?"
"YES! YES! CRYSTAL!"
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Huh. That turned out longer than I planned.
For the question:
artemis (goddess of the moon and hunt)
Artemus (of the moon)
Celena (the moon)
celene (goddess of the moon)
Chandra (of the moon)
I still say her name should be Selena/Celena Whichever way you spell it. It means Moon Goddess, and it literally is what Luna was originally gonna be called in the show. I think it's poetic justice
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She still has her own identity, though. She's completely separate from Luna.
Nox is latin for:
*night ,*darkness, night-time, nightfall, sleep, *dark, obscurity, gloom, death, blindness, *companionship by night, and ignorance. So it seems like good name to me.
P.s. vox nox means the voice of the night
P.p.s. Bugze should suggest "Immy-nay" as a name. Just for fun.
Selune would be a cool new name for nightmare moon
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To continue the first part:
After your conversation with Fluttershy, you hear a voice behind you awkwardly say "Oh my, have I come in at a bad time for you two?"
You turn to see who it is, but nearly have a heart attack at what you see.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhh!" you scream and point a trembling hoof at the monstrosity standing there.
"Oh dear, is everything alright darling?" it tries to ask over your screams, but all you can focus on is its pasty, peeling, zombified face wrapped in seaweed like the monster from the black lagoon and the soulless vegetable eyes bulging from its skull.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHhh!" you continue exorcising your lungs and stumble backwards. Not able to pay attention to where you're going, you fall into one of the hot tubs.
"Oh, my face treatment. I do apologies for the scare." Rarity says as she pulls off the cucumbers and tries to help you out of the tub.
"AAAABLUB-GLUBL-GARBLE-BLARGLE!" you scream and flail underwater as the monster pulls off its eyes and tries to drown you. But you won't let it win, you're too young to die! You have so much to live for! So much that you've yet to accomplish. In fact, you feel so determined to live, you feel like screaming everything you're going to do once you get out alive.
(the following translated from underwater screaming) "You won't take me alive! Not here... not like this, you here me?! I am going to enjoy this complimentary spa treatment, go back to the farm and sleep, wake up for work the next day and complain about how hard it is, and then get paid! Then I'll likely spend that money on food 'cause I'm running low and I don't want my daughter to starve! Then I'm going to... going to... why is everything fading to black?"
"Because you're an idiot who tried to talk underwater." you hear Nimmy chide you before you lose consciousness.
[Several CPR sessions later]
You hear an argument taking place as you come to.
"It's my turn!"
"No it's my turn."
"You've had your turn twice, let somepony else do it for once."
You open your eyes to see Aloe, Lotus and Fluttershy standing over you, with Aloe apparently laying down some rules.
"We go in line; It goes you then me then Fluttershy, back down to me, then you. Then me, then me. Then you, Flutters, me, Flutters, me, me, me Flutters, you... and then me. And then me again." she spouts off before all three realize you're awake.
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Anyone who guesses where that last line's from gets a cookie.
There certainly are some great names being suggested for Nightmare. Still, I have to think that Kersey has a pretty valid point in that it might be a bit of an adjustment for new readers (unless they've read the whole awesome series or we just mention her former name every now and then).
But if we do decide to give her a new name, I think it should be one either incorporates aspects of Bugzy since they became bonded, just like how she got the name Nightmare Moon from her unity with Luna, or reflects on what she does for our changeling hero. All the while, maintaining the personality she currently has.
That being said, I can't seem to come up with anything really elegant or clever, but here's what I've thought of.
- Ebony Vengeance (due to her want for revenge against Luna and those who threaten Nightshade, as well as Bugzy's own occasional thirst for bloody justice.)
- Keeper Darklight (because of her often cold and even harsh demeanor that hides the side of her that is actually quite caring towards both Bugzy and Nightshade.)
And finally,
- Whisper (Yes, just whisper. Not a very imposing name, nor one a powerful spirit would likely have, but hear me out. Whispers in one's mind can be a very powerful thing, scratching at your thoughts and swaying your decisions one way or another. This is essentially what she does with Bugzy, and just like what she does when she talks to him, a whisper in your thoughts could point you towards good or bad, restraint or abandon, vengeance or forgiveness, reason or madness, etc. etc. or even be just that, a whisper, just another stray thought until it grows to something more.)
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I like Erised the Ink-Moth's last suggestion for Nightmare Moon's new name. Whisper. It really hits a chord with me and I think that it suites her perfectly.
Nightmare Moons new name? I can think of several, Akumu(thats the japanese translation for nightmare) Tsuki (Moon in japanese) Phobos, or Nox.
If you rearrange the letters of Nightmare Moon, it becomes "I'm the nag moron!" She needs to say this sometime in the future! Just saying....
F: Bugze, I’m so glad you’re back
You: Um…I’m not Bugze, I’m Baker Sylvester…
F: (Looks at you pointedly)
You: Sigh, fine, yes it’s me
Fluttershy continues to hug you to the point of rib cracking.
F: Oh Bugze, I knew it, I just knew it was you.
You: OK OK, I need air
F: Sorry (let’s go)
You: OK. Anyway, you can’t tell anyone alright?
F: Oh, alright…but still, I can’t believe it’s actually you. Boy, Applejack is sure gonna feel silly when she finds out she has a crush on you…
You: Yeeeeaaahhh…if she finds out, she’s probably gonna feel even more awkward than you think…
F: Huh?
You really don’t feel like explaining the Whole “The Apples are My Kin” situation at this point in time.
You: Nothing…but yeah, promise you won’t say anything.
F: Don’t worry, I pinkie promise I won’t
You: Thanks (you smile)
F: But Bugze, what exactly do you think you are doing living here? I thought you’d go back into hiding far away.
You: (Sigh) It’s complicated. Let’s just say I owe a certain Immortal Time Traveler big time, and I need to be his eyes and ears in Ponyville for awhile.
F: Oh, does this have anything to do with Derpy and her friend?
You: I…can’t really say much about it
F: Oh, it’s Ok…that’s what she says as well. Every time I asked if you were OK, she’d just say Spoilers.
You: Yeah…anyway, I’m surprised you’re the first to figure it out. I mean, even I admit I’m not very subtle about who I am.
F: Well…to be honest, I only just knew right now when I hugged you and had you admit it…
You: What?!
F: Well…I mean, everytime I’ve seen you as Tennant, I always thought there was something familiar about you, and Night Shade too. Something at the back of my mind told me I knew who you were, but then I would dismiss it.
You: Then…how?
F: Well, last night you showed me your face, but even then I kept trying to dismiss it, so I forced myself to remember, and that’s why I cornered you here to prove to myself it was you.
NM: A perception filter
You: Huh?
NM: She is describing the effects of a perception filter. There must be one upon us and Night Shade that makes those who have seen and know us before to turn a blind eye and doubt their senses.
You: So that’s why everyone just kind of accepted that I was a new pony with a medical condition and not me in disguise…and why the Deadly Six didn’t recognize Night Shade…I didn’t even hide her name.
NM: Now our situation begins to make more sense…though I don’t sense any spellcraft…
You: The Doctor!
NM: What?
You: The Doctor doesn’t use magic, he uses technology, he must have done something to Night Shade and I to help us blend in better.
NM: So the only way to break the enchantment is to blatantly reveal yourself, as you did to her last night you fool
You: heh heh, yeah, not too bright on my part
NM: You can say that again…
F: Bugze? (Waves hoof in front of his face)
You: yeah?
F: Are you alright? You kind of just faded out.
You: Yeah I’m fine, just thinking.
F: Oh, OK, well if you’re busy thinking I can just go…
You: No, wait, don’t go! I need to talk to you.
F: Oh…OK
You: Listen, I know you’re the president of the Horde here in Ponyville
F: Oh…well…I didn’t mean to be the president
You: What?
F: Well, I just kind of wanted to let ponies know you were a good person. Then word spread, and since I was the first, well…they appointed me leader.
You: Well you’re doing fantastic at it
F: Th-Thanks. But really, if it weren’t for Spike’s organizational skills, I wouldn’t be as good. He really helps a lot.
You: Yeah, he’s a good kid…but anyway, back on topic, I need your help.
F: OK
You: I spoke with Princess Luna last night. She is kind of downgraded on my most hated list right now since I found out the real reason behind the whole “Kill Night Shade” thing…it’s complicated, but still, she told me that Horde Members have been speaking about starting a Revolution
F: Oh…My…that’s not good
You: Exactly. I don’t know if there’s been talks about that in Ponyville or not, but I need you to find out.
F: Oh…OK, I guess I could call a meeting tonight…just a small one with the elite members though, because too many ponies in one place would make Pinkie suspicious.
You: How many members are there?
F: Well…the way Spike explained it, we aren’t the biggest faction when it comes to numbers, but when it comes to members per population, Ponyville has the biggest percentage.
You: OK…now explain that to me again as if I have brain damage
NM: That shouldn’t be hard on her part
You: Can it Nimmy
NM: Grrr…
F: Oh, well, I think that during our last poll, more than half of Ponyville was in support of you.
Your jaw drops…
You: Daaaannnngggg…..(awed)
Fluttershy giggles
You: OK, yeah, just the elite members I guess
F: Alright, I’ll have Spike send out the invitations tonight. Keep an eye out for yours
You: Will do…also, I’m gonna need you to speak with the leaders of the other factions, to let them know not to cause a revolution.
F: Oh…well…I can send them each a letter I suppose…but I don’t really hold any sway over them…I don’t think they’d listen to me.
You: please try Fluttershy, I don’t want anyone starting a war in my name.
F: OK…I’ll try.
You: Thanks Fluttershy, I knew I could always count on you.
You pull her into a hug
You: Hail the Horde
F: Hail the Horde
You are both interrupted by a shriek
Rarity: FLUTTERSHY!
You/F: EEP!
You both turn around and see the Twins and Rarity giving shocked looks, while Lotus covers Night Shade’s eyes
Rarity: What are you doing?
You: Oh well…
F: W-we were just…
Aloe: tch tch tch…naughty naughty Ms. Fluttershy
F: Wha-No! We Weren’t…
You: I swear! I didn’t…
NS: What’s going on Daddy?
You: Nothing!
Rarity: Oh I just knew one day Aloe’s stories and advice would corrupt you…this is all my fault for bringing you here.
Aloe: Corrupt? More like inspired…
Lotus: Quiet Aloe, this is all your fault, you just had to go and get him all riled up didn’t you?
Rarity: He’s a single father Fluttershy! Sure he’s easy on the eyes, but you can’t just go throwing yourself at him like that!
F: Wha…but…I! Eeep…(hides behind mane)
You: OK, enough of this. EVERYONE THIS WAS ALL JUST A BAD DREAM!
You hold up the Luna plushie and knock out all the mares, excluding Night Shade.
NS: Daddy, what’s going on?
You: Nothing Honey, just a big misunderstanding. Now quickly, get in the mud baths with me before they wake up.
You leave a note on Fluttershy reminding her about the meeting and you and Night Shade go back into the mud.
When they wake up, they don’t really remember what they were doing, so they proceed with their schedules. Though Fluttershy holds up the note and winks at you, so she still knows the plan.
Later, you Illusion spell begins to fade out during the most inopportune time, so as you slowly change back into your real form, you have to escape the advances of Aloe and escape with Night Shade.
Even Later at the Apple House, you receive your letter via dragon flame.
“Assemble at Berry Punch’s Bar 7:30. Code Word, Yellow Meridian.”
When you get there and say the phrase, Berry Leads you to the back room and down into a wine cellar, where a few others are, including Fluttershy, Spike, Octavia, Vinyl, Lyra, Bon Bon, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Button Mash surprisingly, a guy that looks like the Doctor, except he’s gray and has clovers for a cutie mark, and a blue stallion with Music Notes on his flanks.
You made a little mistake... Wonderblots.
From NIghtmare Moon to........,,SHADOW TORCH!!!!!!.....,,did I spell that right?
Oh! And idea for next time he meets the 'deadly 5'
B: hey I just thought of something.....
T: hmm? What is it
B: discord basically the god of chaos right?
R: so it would seem
RD: whatcha getting at B.S.?
B:.........well......
A: well what?
B thoughts: I'm digging my own grave.......
NM: you think you idiotic fool!
P: what is it b.s.?
B: well it's about the.....hooded offender.......
The deadly five glare at the empty space
F: what about him mister tennet? (Was that right?)
B: could it be that discord some how messed up the past and changed what really happened? Like say at the ggg?