[FIXED] Episode 5: OoooooOOooo... I"mmmmm Scaryyyy.
Twilight glares at you in frustration. "Oh great! This is just what we need right now!" her voice dripping with sarcasm. "First the Elements get stolen by Mr. Mish-mash over here," she motions to Discord, who casually waves at you all "And then you show up! Why are you even here?! You were supposed to be deader than Batmare's parents!"
Rainbow chidingly shakes her head "Too soon Twi."
"Well... I umm... ya see..." you stammer as you try to think of an answer that isn't ridiculous. Then you remember your now white cloak and an idea dings on inside your head. "I aaaaamm a Ghost noooooowwww!" You say in your best spooky voice "Aaaaallll of yooooouuu are the reason I diiiiieeeed. And nooowww I must haunt you for aaaaaalll eternity (Except on weekends and holidays)."
Twilight stares blackly at you before breaking into a smirk. "Oh please. Do you honestly think anyone would believe-"
She is then cut off by her friends screaming in terror. She turns around and you look past her to see the re-mane 5 huddled together in fear. Pinkie in particular is throwing bars of silver and cloves of garlic at your general direction, and Fluttershy (bless her fragile heart) is crying while begging for forgiveness for partially causing your noble sacrifice.
This goat lizard monster thing looks evil, try to shift the blame to him, which he will find hilarious and laugh.
You: Wooooooo....I am the ghost of the Hooded Offender...And I have come back with a warning!!!!
Pinkie: (Interrupting) You're not the Hooded Offender. His coat was black, you're white.
You: (Annoyed) Pink one, Shut Up! I'm a Freaking Ghost! Have you Ever Seen a Black Ghost Before?
AJ: Ya, that definitely sounds like him
You: Now I gotta Start Over....Wooooooo....I've come back with a warning!
Rainbow Dash: Do you really have to use that voice?
Pinkie: Ya, it's kind of annoying
(Something in your brain pops since she's the one who said it)
You: Fine! (Annoyed) I've come back to warn you about...
Pinkie: What's the Warning?!
You: Shut up for five seconds and I'll tell you!
Pinkie: Oops, Sorry.
You: I mean, it's bad enough you killed me, but now I can't get a word in edgewise!
Rainbow Dash: Ya Quiet Pinkie, I want to hear what ghost jerk has to say
You: Thanks...(Ahem) now beware of...
Pinkie: Is this it?
You: Alright that's it...you're all haunted!
Rainbow Dash: Oh great, thanks Pinkie!
You just stare at the mismashed monster in confusion as you think,
Imprisonment? Chaos-creator? Amateur? Delicious? What is this guy talking about? Why does he think chaos is delicious? How does he know about me if he was imprisoned? What's in the boxxx? Why am I asking all these questions? Find out next time on-Wait, no, stop it brain! This isn't a cliffhanger episode of some corny serial flick and this... thing, is giving me bad vibes. Something about him is just... off. And that's not just because of the fact that he could be his own personal zoo. I really hope he doesn't try to attack me...
You get snapped out of your mental rambling when you hear a now red-faced Twilight yell in annoyance and anger,
"Ahhhhh! You've got to be kidding me! This is just what we need!" Her voice drips of sarcasm as she says that. She then takes a deep breath as she says in a still annoyed tone,
"First the Elements get stolen by Mr. Mish-mash over here," she motions to the mishmash creature, who casually waves at you all as he starts to chuckle before Twilight points a angry hoof at you as she continues, "And now you show up! Why are you even here?! You're supposed to be deader than Batmare's parents!"
You, Rainbow, Fluttershy, and even the strange creature wince at her comment as Rainbow says, "Too soon Twi, too soon."
You, the mish-mash creature, and Fluttershy all nod your heads solemnly. You then realize that Twilight just asked you how you're alive, so you start to mumble nervously,
"I... well... you see... about that." *ding*
You then remember your flour-covered cloak and a idea forms in your head that should get the Deadly Five and Celestia off your back. You think of your best ghost voice as you say,
"Wooooooo... I am the ghost of Hearth's Warming Eve Pas- I mean the Hooded Offender! And I have come back with a warninggggggg."
Pinkie looks at you strangely before she says, "You're not the Hooded Offender. His coat was black, you're white."
You sigh in annoyance at Pinkie's comment as you say in annoyance,
"Pink pycho, shut up! I'm a bucking ghost! Have you ever seen a black ghost before? No... I didn't think so. Now please shut your babbling yapper so that I can give my warning!"
That might have been harsher than it needed to be, but that mare just really gets on you nerves sometimes. Pinkie looks at you strangely before she starts laughing as she says,
"Hahahah, you're right. A ghost can't be black. Unless of course that ghost jumped into a batch of chocolate. Then that ghost could be black. Oh wait, the ghost could just phase the chocolate off of them. And chocolate is brown anyway, but I mean come ON! It's chocolate, who wouldn't want to be covered in-mamma mmmamdmowm mphhhh mamms"
Thankfully Pinkie's rant is ended when Applejack sticks her hoof in Pinkie's mouth, shutting her yapper. Applejack then turns to glare at you as she says,
"Ya, that definitely sounds like that varmint. Rude, obnoxious, and creepy."
The strange creature (still in the glass, but is now eating popcorn... while pouring chocolate hot sauce on it?) chuckles as he says,
"Ohhh, I was right. You are a fellow chaos maker! I know we are just gonna be the best of buddies!"
Ignoring the strange creature's comment. You look back over to the group of ponies as you say,
"Great, now I gotta start over... *ahem* Wooooooo... I've come back with a warrrrrning! Do no-"
"Do you really have to use that voice?"
You sigh in annoyance as your warning is cut off... again. You're about to speak again when Pinkie says,
"Yeah, it's kind of annoying."
*snap*
Your eyes glow orange as you think angrily,
SHE THINKS THAT'S ANNOYING! LOOK WHO'S TALKING! I BET SHE COULDN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT OPENING HER YAPPER!
You start to breath in and out to clam yourself down. After your eyes go back to normal, you glare at Pinkie angrily as you say in your normal voice,
"Fine! I've come back to warn you about..." You stop mid sentence to see if anyling was going to interrupt you again. Not seeing anyling about to interject, you open your mouth to say something-
"What's the warning?!"
You glare angrily at Pinkie for the fifth time as you snap,
"Pink one, if you don't shut your yap I will... um... posses all the.... cookie jars in Equestria... to make sure that you'll never get your hooves on that crunchy sweet goodness ever again!"
Pinkie gasps in horror as she says,
"No! You wouldn't dare!"
You give her a blank stare as you say,
"Pink one... it's me... I stole forty cakes, remember? You think I'm afraid of stealing all the cookie jars?"
Pinkie just stares at you in horror and doesn't say a thing. Seeing as how she's not trying to interrupt you again, you decide to continue your rant,
"I mean, it's bad enough you all murdered me, but now I can't even get a word in edgewise!" You wince slightly at Fluttershy's guilty expression.
Great, now she's blaming herself for my death. Way to go me...
You snap out of your guilty thoughts when you hear Rainbow say,
"Yeah, quiet Pinkie, I want to hear what ghost jerk has to say."
You look at Rainbow confused as to why that fillyfooler, out of all of them, actually wants to hear what you have to say. Deciding not to take this chance for granted, you clear your throat as you mutter "Thanks", but Rainbow gives a victorious grin towards... Applejack?
What the hay is that about? Eh, whatever, must be a fillyfooler thing.
With that quick thought passed, you continue, "*ahem* Now beware of-
"Is this it?"
Your anger reaches a boiling point when Pinkie interrupts you for the sixth time! You look at Pinkie in anger as you yell.
"Okay, That's it!" Your eyes glow orange as you say in your ghost voice,
"I'm noooowwwwwww gooooinnnggg to haunt yoooouuuu allllll. Beeecccauuuussee aaaaallll of yooooouuu are the reason I diiiiieeeed. And nooowww I must haunt you for aaaaaalll eternity (Except on weekends and holidays)."
Twilight, who has been quiet for awhile now, starts to snicker as she says,
"Oh please. Do you honestly think anypony would believe-"
She is then cut off by her friends screaming in terror. She turns around as you look past her to see the other 5 huddled together in fear. Pinkie in particular is throwing bars of silver and cloves of garlic at your general direction while Fluttershy (bless her fragile heart) is crying while begging for forgiveness for partially causing your noble sacrifice.
Annnnnnd lets add Fluttershy back to the list of mares I've made cry. Can't I go one day without making a mare cry?
You're snapped out of your thoughts when you hear Twilight ask....
Twilight also points out that ghosts should be able to phase through things instead of smashing them and you respond that you're still trying to get a grip on the whole spirit thing.
"Why are you here? Why haven't you passed on?"
"Oh, uh, the Heavens denied my self-invitation because I caused so much chaos just by EXISTING. I've even tried going to Tartarus for how lonely being dead is, but they also left me out because they thought my bad luck is contagious. The nerve of them! I've spent months going up and down to get to the gates of both places, but they only turned me away without so much of a second glance! My misfortune is Lady Luck's fault! Curse her. So, I decided to spend the rest of my unlife enacting vengeance to all those who gave me so much suffering in my short life."
"H-how old were you?"
"@&."
"T-that's not even all that long!"
"Why are you here? Why haven't you passed on? And if you're really a ghost, how come you smashed through the window instead of phasing through like a ghost is supposed to?"
Not only are you taken aback by those questions, but you swear you saw a flash of concern in Twilight's eyes for a second. You shake your head and put it off as your imagination before you then answer the question with the first thing that comes to your head...
"Oh, uh, One, I'm still trying to grasp the basics of this whole 'wandering spirit' thing. Two, the Heavens denied my self-invitation because I caused so much chaos just by EXISTING."
The mismatch creature chuckles while giving you a thumbs up, and the words 'Most Chaotic friend ever' appear above his head. Shaking off that bowl of weirdness you continue,
"I've even tried going to Tartarus just for how lonely being a wandering spirit is, but they also left me out because they thought my bad luck is contagious. The nerve of them! I've spent months going up and down to the gates of both places, but they just me away without so much of a second glance! My misfortune is Lady Luck's fault! Curse her, curse her I say! So, I decided to spend the rest of my unlife enacting vengeance to all those who gave me so much suffering in my short life."
Twilight looks taken aback by the answer, before she asks "H-how old were you?"
"@&." You answer truthfully
Gasps of surprise and horror happen throughout the room. You shrug like it was nothing and say,
"What? That's my age."
Twilight trembles a little bit before she says,
"T-that's not even all that long!"
You're about to say that's pretty old by changeling standards when...
You try to convince the mane six (and the others) that you are the ghost of the Hooded Offender, here to haunt them forever. However, Discord, sensing an opportunity to be a pain in the butt, snaps his fingers and the cloak tears itself off of you, washes and irons itself, and plops back on you, unfortunately revealing that you are alive and well.
The mismatch creature chuckles and says,
"Well, H.O., thanks for the show. But I think it's time for this charade to end, don't you think?"
Before you can question what he means, he snaps his fingers and the next thing you know, your cloak tears itself off of you, washes and irons itself inside a now existing washer and iron, dries itself off in a dryer, and then plops back on you. Unfortunately, this also reveals that you're alive and well. You look at all the angry and shocked looks around and you chuckle nervously as you say...
You decide to pull out a portal reference again. You turn your voice robotic.
"Wait, before I get pummeled by you all, I think this appearance does require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version. AndmethodicallyknockingpeopleshatsoffthenIaccountitforhightimetogettoseaasfastasIcan." You say that so quickly that noling but Pinkie and Discord can tell what you said.
"There, if you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance."
They all give you a weird looks.
"I'll be right back." You run out of the room.
In a robotic voice,
"Oh, would you look at that, I'm alive. Well, before I get pummeled by you all, I think this appearance does require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version; AndmethodicallyknockingpeopleshatsoffthenIaccountitforhightimetogettoseaasfastasIcan."
You said that so quickly that noling but Pinkie and the mismatch creature can tell what you said causing them both to laugh, but you ignore them as you say,
"There, if you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own intelligence."
Their looks of shock and anger turn into confusion. Taking this opportunity you say,
"Oh, would you look at the time! I'm late for my Doctor's appointment! I must be off, allons-y!" And with that you begin to charge up a teleport spell, but...
You try to teleport away, but Twilight does that unfair spell where she disables your magic again. Applejack and Rainbowdash dogpile you until Fluttershy drags them off of you.
"Excuse me, am I interrupting anything, lovers?" Discord says. "I do recall a couple ponies wanting to retrieve their elements, and in order to do that this is what you need to know. To retrieve your missing Elements just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began. Farewell, my little ponies."
You think you here some iconic phrase, but you're too busy fearing the death looks the deadly five are giving you
They all hastily get off you when you sarcastically comment how dogpiling the bug that went on a berserker rampage through all of them at the GGG probably isn't the best idea.
Nothing happens. You open your eyes to see a smirking Twilight and her horn is glowing.
Drat, she must have used that stupid magic-disabling spell again.
With that thought in mind, you turn around to make a break for it, but before you could take one step...
"Oh no you don't!"
"Not this time varmint!"
"Time for 'Bouncing on the Offender!'"
You feel three weights slam into your back knocking you to the ground in a dogpile as Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie all tackle you. You then sarcastically comment from under the dogpile,
"Yeah, charge straight at the bug who rampaged through the Royal Guards and the Wonderbolts, curb-stomped the alicorn who controls the sun, Oh, and let's not forget, ended Blueblood's chances of ever having foals and walking with just one punch. That's the guaranteed key to a long life!"
The mares suddenly get flashbacks to the destruction and terror at the GGG that haunted their nightmares for the days following the incident and hastily get off you. As they back away slowly in fear, you get up, turn to face them, and brush off your shoulder with a hoof as you say,
"Alrighty then. Anyling else want to have a go at-"
Suddenly, Fluttershy gives you a quick hug and whispers, "I'm glad you're okay, Hoody." Before you could respond, the strange creature chuckles as he says,
"Excuse me, am I interrupting anything, lovers? I do recall a couple ponies wanting to retrieve their elements, and in order to do that this is what you need to know: To retrieve your missing Elements just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began. Farewell, my little ponies... And fellow chaos maker."
And with that, he literally pops away! You swear you hear him say something iconic, but you're too distracted by the stares you're now getting from the Deadly Five...
You appear to have broken Celestia again. She's just staring off into space. it's probably the stress of Discord combined with the shock of seeing you again. Anyways, Twilight, seeing that Celestia is in no shape to watch you and make sure you don't fake your own death again, decides to take you with them into the labyrinth and keep and eye on you.
When Twilight tries to make you come with them, you're about to just fight your way out, but you see how frightened Fluttershy is (that and/or she asks you) and stick around only for her sake.
You look over to Celestia, who has been quiet the whole time.
Oh shoot I broke her... again.
It's true, she's just staring off into space (probably the result of combined stress and shock of the elements being stolen, Discord's return, and seeing you again). Anyways, Twilight (having just finished looking out the window and seeing that Celestia is in no shape to watch you) looks at you and says,
"Since the princess is distracted, you'll be coming with us to the maze."
You look at her confused and think,
Maze? Who said anything about a maze?
You shrug off the thought and prepare a "Pycho Buster" to escape when you see Fluttershy in front of you shivering like crazy and looking at you with a terrified/pleading look in her eyes. You sigh as you know that, even though you don't like it, it's best to stay to watch over her.
The Doctor will have to wait, I have a friend that needs help.
You look at Twilight, shrug and try to say nonchalantly,
"Eh, I got nothing better to do."
Fluttershy smiles at you while Twilight nods her head in an almost excited matter before declaring,
"Let's go girls! The fate of Equestria is in our hooves!"
As you follow the mares out you think,
I mean, what's the worse that can happen?...
25 MINUTES LATER
When you all get to the maze, you panic along with the rest of the mares at your horns and wings going missing (although Discord allows you to keep your wings after pointing out that you can't fly anyway).
I just HAD to say it...
In the time span of almost half an hour, you ran/walked all the way to the royal maze after Twilight figured out the riddle, you got your horn popped out of your head (along with the other's horns and wings, but strangely he let you keep your wings under your coat. You decided to keep that fact secret from the others since you can't fly anyway. Luna knows the fillyfooler won't ever let you live it down if she knew) for the strange creature's (who you learned is named Discord) game in the maze, you get cut off from Fluttershy by a maze wall popping up in between the group, AND you somehow managed to get stuck with Twilight.
While not as bad as the hick, the fillyfooler, or the psycho, she's still not exactly the best pony to be stuck in a maze with... You think bitterly.
Twilight just sighs as she looks at you with a glare and says,
"Come on, oh great Hooded Offender, let's go."
You roll your eyes as you say,
"After you, princess."
And with that, you and Twilight began to travel the maze...
What do you do?
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Five Night's at Freddie's. No exceptions.
When I was little and I played Halo Combat Evolved and I first saw the flood. That part was terrifying at the time.
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Nope trian to fuckthatshitville?
LMMFAO!
Five nights at freddy's I was so scared I minimized the tab
Hmm, I don't tend to play horror games. But on the subject of games, and KSP in particular;
Don't do it, Jeb!
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Yeah I hate the flood. I wish they'd never added them in. I try to skip levels that they're on.
As for what to do next... Use items in your inventory to keep out of trouble.
Slender, but after the first time I saw him he stopped being scary.
hmmmm you should STAY BY fluttershy I'm mean 1 she'd want to catch up with you 2 she'd want to know why you faked your own death 3 the mis-matched creepy guy who strangely sounds like someone from star trot would probably, want to corrupt the element bearers and do something horrible to them.
For what ever reason you swear you hear your Grandbuggy yelling "Come at me bro!" in the maze then Discord yelling out a battle cry. 'Are they in a chaos off?' you wander... 'Who would win?' You hear a bear's roar and an explosion... 'Grandbuggy... Wait... what's Discord trying to prove? and why would Grandbuggy be here???' but before you can think any further something happens!
After a couple minutes of walking in awkward silence, you decide to strike up a conversation with Twilight.
I would have to say Outlast or Amnesia: The Dark Decent. Though if I had to pick between the two it would have to be Outlast because I actually got to experience for myself instead of usually watching a Lets Play. That was a night I'll never forget...
Well since you're alone with Twilight, try to clear the air between you, maybe...just maybe you can put aside the bad blood you have between you.
You remember what she said back in Appleloosa and how she thinks you used some sort of hypnotic suggestion to make yourself seem like a hero. Debunk that right off the bat and remind her that you saved her from a Friggen Dragon and helped save a town from destruction by making yourself the enemy.
Admit that you did lose your cool a few times, but how could a father not when his daughter is threatened or when he is wronged by those he's helped. Also point out that she and her friends haven't exactly been fair to him as well.
Ask if you can start over and be friends.
Also, when you come across the others in the maze something seems off about them.
They all seem grayer and acting funny.
Applejack keeps hugging you and claiming you are her most favorite person ever. When she says this, she puckers her lips and keeps looking around shiftily.
Pinkie Pie is just snapping at you and yelling not to smile or laugh and even you admit that you miss the annoying happiness she usually has.
Fluttershy is being really mean to you, it actually breaks your heart since your only friend out of them is putting you down and throwing things at you and just being unnecessarily cruel.
Fluttershy: "Oh Boo Hoo, your freak of a daughter almost got killed, get over it you overgrown Cockroach!"
You tear up a bit
Fluttershy: "Oh you gonna cwy now? Come on Cwy! Cwy widdle baby! Ha ha ha!"
Rarity is carrying around a Boulder and she at one point snags your satchel and starts taking the things out of them, including Night Shade, and yelling "MINE!!!"
You then start trying to gather your satchel and daughter but they play keep away, and Fluttershy is making fun of Night Shade except Twilight who seems to be taking your side.
Twilight: Fluttershy! Rarity! What's the matter with you girls? Stop It! That's Cruel! Nopony deserves this, not even him!
AJ: I'm helping Twi! I'm doing all I can (sitting on the edge looking around shiftily)
Pinkie: This satchel is stupid!
Fluttershy: Bugs don't deserve nice things!
Rarity: MINE!!!!
You can't take it anymore, you snap at all of them.
You: All you can just go to Tartarus! You...you...(Look at Fluttershy) JERKS!!!!
Your eyes glow orange, and tears leaking out as you take back your daughter and belongings and your satchel and just start burning a hole through the maze as you run away.
You hear Fluttershy as you run away: "Yeesh, what a Crybaby!"
You keep running until you reach a bright red couch. You don't question it, you just sit on it and wallow in misery. That is until you hear a familiar voice.
"Oi Bugze, I've told you time and time again not to blubber over mares, they all are witches on the inside after all, why do you think they make your bits disappear so quickly?"
You look up and see
You: GrandBuggery?
Grandbuggery: Who else would I be?
Funny, you don't remember Grandbuggery having yellow and red eyes.
Five Nights at Freddy's and the Slender Games were scary just watching the playthroughs
But the Scariest games I've ever played Personally gotta be the Original Silent Hill and Resident Evil games.
Can't go wrong with the classics
This exchange from The Simpsons gives me a few ideas:
Falcon Punch/Psycho Crusher a weak-looking wall to come across Rarity fawning over a boulder.
Somehow get convinced/tricked into helping Twilight carry the boulder.
Discord tries to corrupt you, but the DFV repels his discording attempt.
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You all go back to the Ponyville Library (although it was not fun putting up with the Discorded mares)
*snap* Your eyes glow orange as the mares play keep away with The Inventory, as you suddenly get flashbacks back to your foalhood in the Hive when you were bullied for your orange hair. The combined stress of the flashbacks, fear for your daughter, putting up with the discorded mares, and what's happening now causes you to snap and brutally curb-stomp the discorded mares with the "Nightmare Cloak" to Twilight's horror as the DFV eggs you on, but Twilight and/or Spike blasts/attacks you before you do anything you'd regret causing you to snap out of it and run away in horror/regret with the Inventory
Scariest game I've seen in awhile is "Five Nights at Freddie's" due to the effective combination and utilization of atmosphere, minimalist plot, jump scares, paranoid anticipation, and even the uncanny valley.
And here you are, with one of the deadly five, the more powerful to boot! Together. Alone. Crud.
You know, when you know you're not about to be mauled by present party, you started to take notice of... certain subtle things. You could literally feel the hostility from her, including the fear growing that's on the verge of tearing your chest. You're afraid, but not panicking at least. Doesn't make the experience of awkward silence any better, though.
It may had been a bad idea to sleep through biology class over the arrogant assumption that everything taught there was bloody obvious. You failed the test the day after. Still, you realized that you never truly understood the extent of a Changeling's capabilities when emotions are involved.
Hmmm, if love equals power (basing it off of your ex-Queen's resulted increase in power levels thanks to love absorption) what does that make you when I comes to your relationship with your daughter? Do you have the ability to sense what others feel?
Is it the reason why you suddenly feel a sense of dread just right now?
No seriously, you could SMELL it in the distance. A... disturbance of some sorts. And then, an instinctive muscle tug in your forelegs occurred, a tightness. Danger. Before your could contemplate the ominous meaning, Twilight spoke.
"Look, as much as I want answers from you, and those Sherclop first edition books," Wait, wha— "I already have enough on my plate. So, I want you to keep out of trouble and don't mess it up for me— no, for Equestria! The fate of the world is in our hooves!"
"Ours?" you commented.
"My friends and me."
"What, I don't count?" She only gave a blank stare. "Hey! I'm capable enough to try and save the world."
"You could've fooled me. Everywhere you go you somehow ended up wrecking parts of it."
"Okay, what's your problem?! Haven't I suffered enough of your abuse all those months ago?"
"My problem? Spike admires you, Fluttershy likes you, and Cadance for some reason forgives you! When all of what you've done was cause chaos and havoc. You're gilded as hero by some ponies, but still don't know that you're hiding the REAL you!"
"Are you kidding me? You mean saving ponies from a collapsed ceiling doesn't count as much to my profile? Doesn't that speak enough about my intentions?" You'd thought that she'd take a bite out of you when you talked back at her. Geez, you feel like talking to your hardcore, and dead, parents. And you're a parent yourself. The irony. "At least be a little grateful that I helped you with that dragon a long time ago."
Twilight growled in frustration. "Intentions? No pony truly know what you even want! One moment you're antagonizing town folks, and then all nice to a few ponies the next! Do you know how much you drove us up the wall with all your antics, always being afraid of what you'll do next, wether it's good or bad? I barely had the time nor inspiration to write a friendship report when you're involved," she hissed. "But there's one thing I know: You're a changeling. You feed on love. You're deceitful by nature. And your kind starved my sister-in-law and left her in a cave and got away with it months before the wedding day! I'm on to you, whatever you're planning."
"If we are gauging good or bad with intentions and motives, then you're not all in the right either! I've been pummeled and beaten to an inch of my life several times now. And it's all by you! All of you five! Do you know how many nightmares I had about you? With all the killing intent you've shown me thus far, I'm pretty sure you've TRAUMATIZED someone!" She winced at your accidental Royal Capslocks. And you still have it switched on. "NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE PRINCESSES INTENDED TO EXECUTE MY DAUGHTER!"
Silence.
"Is she really your daughter?" she asked, ignoring all the things before it was relevant.
What? you thought bitterly, afraid of what's about to come next.
"I know your tricks. You needed some way to sustain yourself, food to keep you going." No, she can't be implying...! "As far as I know, you just don't get a changeling filly out of the blue, separated from any other relatable species, no. But you've got to have gotten her from somewhere," she gave you a furious glare that's as hot as the sun. "You have the mind control and you have the disguises. Who wouldn't think that you took her away from her real parents? Speaking of, where is she now?"
You hear dark whispers, and you don't know where, but it sounded familiar. You tried to ignore it, but... it gets louder as you soon understood that your already chaotic life might turn much bleaker already.
"How dare you... "
"Since we had this talk, I now have half a mind to end you right here, right now!"
But then you hear your sweet saving grace. Coming from the Inventory yawning was your beautiful daughter Nightshade. "It's getting loud out here. Did somepony call me?"
Instantly, Twilight did a scanning spell onto her. "Nothing. What?" she said, bewildered.
You merely ignored her and walked ahead, soothing your daughter to go back into the inventory. Further response was inturrupted as you see the familiar sight of one of the Mane 6.
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When she brings up the "Starving her Sister In Law" part, bring up how you're the one who freaking made sure she didn't actually starve and took a blast of magic from your Ex-Queen because of it. Show her the scar if she doesn't believe you.
Tell her straight up that if she judges all changelings as being Deceitful, then you can claim that all ponies are hot headed, don't listen to reason, and very violent then call her a Speciest.
Also add onto when Nightshade pops out, tell Twilight
"Excuse me while I comfort MY Daughter whom I LOVE Unconditionally away from Speciest Eyes" and give her a sour look, the bitch.
Before you continue on, you feel the need to get some info. And who better to ask than Ms. Walking-encyclopedia herself.
"So who was that guy anyway?" You ask Twilight out of the blue.
"Discord, the embodiment of chaos and disharmony. He's an ancient being that once ruled Equestria in a state of perpetual chaos before the Princesses stopped him." she recited as if from an essay "And now he's back from his one-thousand year imprisonment to do it all again! That's why we have to retrieve the Emements and stop him!" then she adds in a bitter tone "AND the reason I'm too busy to deal with you."
"Bwuh?! You're the one who dragged me into this maze in the first place! You don't get to complain."
"Like heck I don't! You've been nothing but trouble for us!"
"Except the times I saved your lives, and fought a dragon, and saved your lives, and intercepted a war, and saved your lives, and saved your lives... again." You list off smugly.
"Whatever, I still don't trust you."
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As the two of you continue to walk through the maze, a thought occurs. "Hey bookworm."
"My name is Twilight Sparkle." she says in annoyance.
"Well then, Bookworm-Twilight-Sparkle..." you joke and she groans in annoyance. "How do you know the Element thingys are in here anyway?"
"Because Discord said they were." she answered plainly "Twists and turns, remember."
You might not be the smartest bug in the world, but if watching The Avengers has taught you anything, it's that cunning super-villains are cunning. "Yeah, but what about that other stuff? 'Master plan', and 'back where you began'? He could have meant anything with that dumb riddle; it might have not been a riddle at all!"
"Are you saying I'm wrong?" Twilight grits her teeth at you.
"No, I'm just saying you're jumping to conclusions... also yeah, I think you're wrong."
Twilight then grabs you, lifts you into the air (Behold the power of nerd rage!), and throws you through a solid brick wall.
The most terrifying horror game for me would have to be Outlast.
Trekking through an abandoned asylum full of monsters, armed only with your running shoes and your crappy camera that keeps running out of battery. Only able to defend yourself from the horrors that pursue you by putting as many doors, and rooms (and preferably continents) between you and them as possible...
Yeah, I slept with the lights on for a very long time.
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Nice. Heh, pleasant surprise seeing you here.
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Wherever there are "What Do" shenanigans to be had, you will usually find me there LOL
And You as well Apparently. I'm willing to bet we'll see the others on here eventually as well
4950764 Others? What do you mean by..."others"?
Twilight looks at you suspiciously.
"If you do anything weird, I'll obliterate you." She hisses.
You back up nervously. "What would be considered weird?"
She huffs. "Just... Try to act like a normal pony..."
You get an idea. You change into a random pony. "Okay fine. Let's all act like ponies. Look at me, boy I'm sweaty. Let's convert grass and leaves into energy and excrete them later and kill changelings."
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Should add the line
"I bet the Elements are back in Ponyville. Heck, he probably put them somewhere in your library to be a Jerk about."
4950857 The other commentators for "What Do" stories Like Wake Up See This What Do, or Snowflame's Cocaine and or Coffee Fueled Adventures in Equestria. Our fellow criminals in fun
Certainly not these others
Or these
So no need to worry
No horror game has caused me to cower.
Suddenly the tardis crashes right next to you leaving a crater and blowing you and twilight away." Oh there you are, Bugze. And you're still in time-out."."Hi ,twilight!" She then pulls you into the tardis before leaving a dumbfounded twilight behind as the tardis leaves.