Oh Luna... Twilight wants to Ra-, Ra-, Ra- RAVAGE MY NEW CLOTHES!!! Now if she were Sapphire Shores, Spitfire, or Fluttershy then this might be strangely aro- NO! FOCUS BUG!!!
You have experienced many horrors throughout your short life. However, the smile the purple mare is giving you at the moment just takes the top spot for the creepiest things you have ever seen. You didn't even know a face could contort that way! You have to put your fears aside for now and think of a way out of this because you can NOT be seen without your disguise.
As Twilight continues to stare at you insanely, you can't help but think in pure terror,
Oh Luna no...Twilight wants to Ra-, Ra-, Ra- RAVAGE MY NEW CLOTHES!!! Now if she were Sapphire Shores or Spitfire then this might be strangely aro- NO! FOCUS BUG!!! NOW'S NOT THE TIME NOR PLACE TO THINK STUPID THINGS LIKE THAT!
You shake your head from the strange thought as you see Twilight's face is now closer to yours, so much so that you can feel her breath. She gives you a crooked smile as she says,
"Now, dear dear friend, tell me what your deepest darkest problem is, and I will do everything in my power to... solve it."
You start to sweat bullets as you think,
Dear Luna... I have experienced many horrors throughout my short life. I've been beaten within a inch of my life, I've seen my daughter 'die', I ate a ghost pepper on a dare and lived (the toilet however, did not), I've seen my Grandbuggy in the shower once on accident (your eyes burned for weeks). However, the smile that Twilight is giving me at the moment just takes the top spot for the creepiest things I have ever seen, and I've seen the animated movies of Robert Zemarekis (*shudder*). I didn't even know a pony's face could even contort that way! OK, I NEED to think of a way out of this because I can NOT be seen without my disguise... Besides, I've grown rather fond of these clothes, especially the hat and coat. They're surprisingly comfy.
After that mental ramble, you put on your thinking face as you try to think of every possible way to get out of this mess...
...
*ding* Eureka!
Scream,
"Hlep I'm being wrapped!" (I meant to spell them like that)
Twi: "Allow me to correct your grammar and be a good friend, I thi-
Deciding to go with your ingenious plan, you shout,
"Hlep!!! I'm being wrapped!!!!"
Twilight looks at you insanely while giggling like a madmare, before saying,
"Silly friend, allow me to correct your grammar and be a good good friend. The word you're actually looking for is-"
Your breath hitches in fear when Twilight doesn't buy it, so you decide to go with plan B. You charge up your RCV and shout...
scream in your rcv if all else fail to get away from her! "stranger danger!" "help I need an adult!" "my bubble space!" "don't hurt me!" or something crazy to babble about like "not the tacos! or pinkie pie we need a help twilight party stat!" shout it out distract her craziness with crazy and hope the shenanigans effect works!
"HELP, I NEED A ADULT!"
Twilight (seemingly unaffected by your RCV) smiles insanely as she whispers,
"Silly, I am a adult."
You whimper in fear as you shout,
"SOMEPONY! STRANGER DANGER OVER HERE!"
Twilight giggles as she says,
"Oh, but we're not strangers. We're BFFAT, as in we're 'best friends for all time'."
You stare at her in pure terror as you shout out your last chance of survival...
"BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! REALLY REALLY BAD TOUCH!"
Twilight just giggles insanely as she says,
"Trust me friend, my touch won't be bad at all. You'll thank me for getting rid of those terrible clothes and hat."
Your eyes are twitching in panic (you didn't even think that was possible) as you mentally panic,
Oh Luna, she's too cuckoo for cocoa puffs to respond to the RCV or any rational thinking! I'm dooooommmmmmed!
You see that Twilight is charging up her magic, and your panic levels reach their max!
Terrified to near 'Pissin yerself' levels by the mentally unstable mare before you, you scream out the first thing that comes to mind. "I don't want your magical plastic surgery! Don't make me look like white Michael Moonwalker (Jackson)!"
Your panic levels have reached 'pee oneself' levels by the mentally unstable mare (of course you're one to talk considering you go psycho whenever you reach phase 3 (it's what you call when your fangs sharpen and you grow horns and three tails in the Nightmare cloak) but still this mare is freaking you out (more then usual at least)). You scream out the most ridiculous things you can think of to hopefully confuse her long enough to allow you to escape,
"I don't want your magical plastic surgery! Don't make me look like white Michael Moonwalker!"
Twilight looks at you with a face that says 'I'm insane and don't care right now' before saying,
"Oh I won't give you magical plastic surgery, I haven't learned any spells in that department yet, but the spell I will do will rip you of your cloths in a very painfully friendly manner."
She then proceeds to give you a sweet smile. causing you stare at her for a few moments in terror before shouting,
"HELP SHE'S CRAZY! I HAVE NO PROBLEM IF SOMELING DECIDES TO SMACK HER AWAY OR KICK HER IN THE HEAD. I'M FINE WITH EITHER, BUT PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Twilight looks like she's gonna cast the spell when...
Now would be a good time for a random falling object to hit Twilight on the head and hopefully disorient her long enough to let you push her off and run like heck!
A flower pot falls out of nowhere and smashes on Twilight's head. You look at her confused as she wobbles side-to-side while mumbling,
"Must... make... report..."
Before she falls off of you and face-plants into the ground next to you. Not wanting to waste this chance to save your awesome clothes, you jump up and run into a nearby bush. You peak out of the ally to see a light gold pegasus with a light cyan mane and tail flying above Twilight. She gives you a salute before flying away. As she flies away you can't help but think,
Oh thank Luna, she saved me. I'm definitely paying her back later, I wonder if she needs anything patched?
As you're thinking this, you see Twilight get back up and look around insanely while talking to herself, before she starts running towards... Fluttershy's!
-Decide to follow her to make sure she doesn't cause too much damage. Besides, she's heading towards Fluttershy's cottage!
Your hero complex takes ahold of you as well as your will to protect your friends as you think,
Oh no! Who knows what Twilight will do if she gets to Fluttershy the way she is now! I gotta stop her... or at the very least make sure she doesn't kill her.
With that you sneakily run after Twilight.
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you decide to visit Fluttershy and see if she's alright.
When you get there you see..."HOLY CRAP IS SHE FIGHTING A BEAR?!!!" "
She is going to town on a bear who seems to be crying. Your mouth drops in shock. You're not the only one, you see Twilight, who looks a bit disheveled and is twitching look just as shocked and confused.
You look back and see her MURDER THE BEAR BY SNAPPING ITS NECK!!!!
You: HOLY CRAP!
You swear you hear the words FATALITY said after that.
You run away in fear because something very bad has happened to turn Fluttershy evil. Twilight might have done something to her mind because she was a Horde Member!
Speaking of her, you follow her to a park bench where she appears to be losing her sanity.
OK, something very wrong is going on. Make a note of it in the Journal.
You catch up to Twilight at Fluttershy's hut, but she appears to be staring in shock at something. Curiosity getting the better of you, you sneak into a nearby bush and see...
HOLY MOTHER OF LUNA! IS FLUTTERSHY FIGHTING A BUCKING BEAR?!
Your mouth literally drops to the floor in surprise as you see Fluttershy putting the bear in a leglock as it bangs it's fist on the ground. You look away wincing when you saw her elbow drop the bear and see Twilight's jaw also on the ground in shock. You turn around just in time to see-FLUTTERSHY STRAIGHT-UP MURDER THE BUCKING BEAR BY SNAPPING HIS NECK!
"FATALITY" you swore you heard a deep voice declare.
"HOLY MOTHER OF BUCK!!!"
You snap out of your shocked state as you see Twilight walk away while mumbling to herself. You decide to follow her, but you both just miss Fluttershy starting to massage the bear's back,
"You really should have come to me sooner. You were carrying so much tension in that shoulder."
ONE WALK TO THE PARK LATER
You've followed Twilight to a park bench, where she proceeded to lay down on it and pet her tail. She's now apparently arguing with a puddle of her tears causing you to think,
OK, something VERY wrong is going on... I better tell the Doctor.
With that thought in mind, you decide to write in the Doctor's notebook and send him a message,
Doctor, Bugze here. Don't know if this is report worthy, but you have to know this: Twilight Sparkle, one of the Deadly Five and a normally calm and smart mare, has gone- well... bonkers! She has a insane look in her eyes and she looks insane. She tried to rip off my clothes and right now she's on a bench combing her tail while mumbling to herself. Also Fluttershy, a sweet innocent and shy mare, JUST FREAKING SNAPPED A BEAR'S NECK! I'm gonna check on the CMC (my landowners are #$ year olds, go figure) and Nightshade, see if some sort of insane chemical or alien spreading insane gas or something is the cause and if it is, if its infecting them. Bugze out.
With that written down, you start to run towards the CMC and Nightshade...
You've followed Twilight around and reported her movements to the Doctor, and now the day is almost over. You find Nightshade and the CMC playing with a beach ball. Suddenly, your guts twist into knots, and this plays in your head. That was a SERIOUS disturbance in the Force. Twilight pops out of the beach ball, and the doll she has with her is sending off such twisted love vibrations you almost vomit.
You really are pathetic, you know that?
What do YOU want?!
That doll isn't normal. I can feel it trying to snake into your head. What is it with that lately? First Discord, now this. I'm stopping it, by the way. You should be thanking me!
Huh. Seems the DFV can be helpful when she wants to be. And what she said about the doll getting into your head... That probably isn't good.
23 MINUTES LATER
By the time you get back to the clubhouse, the day is almost over with and you can't be more thankful for it.
The sooner this day is over with, the sooner I can go to bed and forget any of this craziness ever happened...You think as you reach the clubhouse and find Nightshade and the CMC playing with a beach ball in the nearby field.
Suddenly, you feel a chill in your spine as this plays in your head.
Luna, that was a SERIOUS disturbance in the Force! But what could be causing it-
Your question is answered when Twilight pops out of the beach ball with a completely insane look on her face as she approaches the fillies.
*snap* "Ahhh!"
You wince in pain as you think,
What.... Why do I feel weaker than I usually do in this situation-
You really are pathetic, you know that?
You suddenly become more alert as you recognize the D.F.V. as you firmly reply,
What do YOU want?!
Just reminding you that we're STILL recovering from our... draw with that warped lunatic and you still insist on pushing too hard with OUR body you imbecile!
Before you can respond, you suddenly feel another disturbance and look back to see Twilight levitating an old worn doll that's sending off such twisted love vibrations you feel sick.
That doll isn't normal. I can feel it trying to snake into your head, but I'm repelling it. You should be thanking me. the DFV suddenly comments,
Huh. Seems the DFV can be helpful when she wants to be. And what she said about the doll getting into my head... That probably isn't good-
"MOVE *%^$*, GET OUT THE WAY!!!"
You snap out of your mental debate/rambling when you hear Nightshade cursing and you turn and see the CMC fighting over the doll with Nightshade hitting Scootaloo with a can of WD-40! Your fatherly instincts kicking in, you completely ignore the pain as you rush in, grab Nightshade, and stuff her in the Inventory as you shout,
"SORRY HONEY, BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! AND IF YOU WANTED A DOLL YOU COULD HAVE ASKED, NOT GO PSYCHO CRAZY OVER A VERY BADLY-MADE ONE!"
After you stuff Nightshade into the Inventory, you look back over to the CMC to see...
Check that. It's HORRIBLE! The entire town is chasing you after you jump up and grab it to get it away from them. You had to do some ungentlemanly things to Mayor Mare to get on top of the pile (read: you pulled her tail, clawed up her back, and kicked her between the eyes as you jumped over Big Mac), but you have the doll. Now you just have to keep it away from everyone else.
You teleport away and land on top of Sugarcube Corner. There's another flash next to you, and an enraged Twilight Sparkle appears next to you. "YOU! What are you doing? You're ruining my plan!"
You hold the doll in one side of your mouth and talk out the other. "If you know what I'm doing, why did you ask?" You teleport again before she answers.
It drops you into the swimming hole. Twilight drops in a moment later, eyes on fire. "No-"
You teleport again, this time you're tangled in the branches of an apple tree. Twilight pops under you. "-you-"
In a flash, you're gone again. The teleport sends you to the balcony of the library. Twilight lands on top of you. "-DON'T!"
A very strange sight. You see the CMC chasing a huge red stallion who's running off with the doll.
Whoa, what does that guy eat and where can I get some? With muscles like those I could-NO, focus bug! Twilight obviously did something to that doll to make ponies want to have it! There's no other reason I can think of for a grown stallion (especially one with muscles the size of my head) to fight over a doll. So... I guess I'll just go ahead and grab the doll and burn it in fire to release the spell on it... yeah that makes sense.
With that thought in mind you run towards the brawl over the evil doll while shouting...
"MOVE IT YA CRAZY PSYCHOS! CONCERNED PARENT COMIN TO FREE YOU ALL FROM THE EVIL DOLL'S MIND CONTROL!!!"
You also can't help but think,
At least this time it's HER doing the mind control for once, and the Hooded Offender isn't getting blamed for it! Now I get to call her a hippocratic, YES!
BRIEF CHASE LATER
After some running (for a big guy, he can really move) in which several more ponies joined the chase, you finally manage to cut off the stallion as he turns to avoid the Mayor by rolling at his legs, tripping him and causing the doll to fall out of his mouth when he face-plants into the ground. You quickly snatch up the doll and scream,
"BACK YOU CRAZY MOTHERBUCKERS! THE DOLL IS EVIL AND IT MUST BURN! BACK I SAY! BACK!..."
As the ponies start to slowly close in, you think,
Oh... This is bad! If only there was some spell that could teleport me out of-
You facehoof as you remember a spell you could have used several situations ago and declare,
"SEE YA SUCKERS!"
Before you teleport away and land on top of Sugarcube Corner, but there's another flash next to you. You turn and see an enraged Twilight Sparkle next to you who angrily shouts,
"YOU! What are you doing? You're ruining my plan!"
You hold the doll in one side of your mouth and snark out the other,
"If you know what I'm doing, why'd you ask?"
You teleport away before she can answer-
*SPLASH*
...and get dropped into the swimming hole. Twilight drops in a moment later with fire in her eyes as she declares,
"No-"
You teleport again, but now you're tangled in the branches of an apple tree as Twilight pops under you.
"-You-"
In a flash, you're gone again as the teleport drops you headfirst on the balcony of the library as Twilight pops in and lands on top of you.
"-DON'T!"
You teleport once again to the middle of town and you don't see anyling in sight. Just as you're about to breathe a sigh of relief, the ground beneath you starts to shake. Your eyes widen in fear as you look towards the front of the town to see... a horde of crazed possessive ponies running towards you while shouting,
You start to tremble as you think,
Oh... buck you lady luck... and Twilight too I guess...
What do you do?
You had me in stitches, but there is an eroor, near the end of the chapter, starting 29 minutes later, text is basically copied from above.
Also, Bugze? Has a best pony plushie...
They are going to catch you, so you need to do something, at first you think in put the strange doll in your inventory but after you see what happened with Nightshade don't want a strange vuduu doll that make mind control to everypony near her, so you try another thing, too bad because it could be of some use to escape.
"Look a..."
You begin to shout but make silence one second. You were about to shout 'Distraction' but you remember that you can't use that. You could go to Zecora after all she could know what to do about that strange doll but don't want her to be bewitched.
"Look! It's the hooded ofender"
You shout and appoint to a roof. After that as you continue to run, you sight a young purple dragon, is then you shout
"Plan Delta ST-456-M"
The dragon look to you confused and then you shout
"Throw your magic fire, it's a emergency!"
The dragon nodded with the head and a burst of green flames came out from his mouth, and you try to throw the magic doll to the flames of Mordor or the most similar thing
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Meanwhile somewhere else, in Canterlot the doll appeared just in the middle of the throne room, in front of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Cadence
"What a strange present from my faithfull student... I don't know why but I like it... I will call you miss CuddleDoll"
Say Celestia, but as she was going to take the doll, Luna take the doll instead with her hooves
"No sister, this doll will be mine!"
Shouted Luna as they begin to fight for that doll. Meanwhile Cadence as the princes of love could detect a strange love power from the doll
"Auntie, this is not a normal doll" Say Cadence worried looking the doll
"Of course, because it will be my doll" Answered Celestia
"No! Sister it will be mine!" Say Luna
"Never" Shouted Celestia as her horn begin to glow
Ya got featured again!
shout, LOOK IT'S THE DOLL! IT TELEPORTED! to distract them.
my first response is [youtube=T8oTlWwAPFI]
alright you gotta RUN LIKE THE HOUNDS OF HELL ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND DONT LOOK BACK.
Attempt to satisfy the weird freaking doll by putting love into it.
Then realise everyone hates you, and you explode. Twice.
By explode I mean, spazz the bug out.
QUICK THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!!! Suck the love out of the doll.
but sadly the spell is NOW on you. ponies claw at you wanting you to be there's! RUN!
With the pack of stark raving mad ponies bearing down on you, Twilight abandons you to your fate...or rather she noticed her friends nearby and stopped the Filly Fooler from looking at the doll.
You decide to do something drastic since you're not in any shape to fight. You pull out your vice grips and put the doll's head in them.
You: Everypony Stay Back, or the Doll Gets it!
Herd: GASP!
Lyra: No!
Bon Bon: Don't hurt that amazing and incredible doll!
You: I'll do it I swear!
Roseluck: You Monster!
Mayor Mare: You will get the chair for this!
Big Mac: Eyup!
You: Why are you the only dude here?
Big Mac: Snarl
You: Anyway, why fight over this poorly made piece of junk?
Twilight: HEY! My Brother Gave Me That!!!
You: When you could have this (Pull out Awesome Luna Plushy that Nightshade was cuddling with and asleep)
Herd: Whoa!!! (All there eyes begin to lose their insane look as they sparkle in awe at the beautifully crafted Luna doll)
Berry: It's so beautiful
Lily: This is the first time I've ever felt true joy
Daisy: Wow, is that in mint condition?
DFV: She's just the cotton image of a weak pathetic wanabe!
You: Whoa, what's up with you?
DFV: Nothing...(Pouting)
Suddenly, everypony in the herd loses consciousness with a peaceful smile on their face including Twilight and her friends
You: Whoa! Didn't expect that...This Doll is Awesome! Thanks Doctor! Wonder why he called it just a plushy though?
DFV: Rule number one, the doctor lies
You: Oh Yeah...Wait! Are you telling me you've been a Doctor Whoove's fan this whole time and you didn't say anything?
DFV: I'm in your head, and I try to like the things you like my friend...I try...
Did she sound a little...saddened? You'll have to find out later
You still have to destroy the ugly doll that is still radiating tainted love. You need to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Hey look, there's Spike.
Well....Buck....Throw it into a nearby garbage can and run. As you run you see Spike running around and calling for Twilight. Since Twilight is smiling like a lunatic (why does that word have Luna's name in it....I guess I'll ask Twilight when she is no longer crazy) you decide to warn him. Spike says that since she was late for a friendship report, she resorted to using a dark spell called the Want-It-Need-It spell on the doll. You mutter "And she thinks I'm evil." Spike looks at you strangely until it clicks and you swear a light bulb appeared over his head and he says "Hooded Offender?"
You think about using the staff or FUS RO DAH, but then you remember that you just got this disguise and don't want to blow it so soon so you just RUN!!!
Celestia appears to clear up the mess which causes you to bolt to the nearest hiding spot while screaming, "SOLAR-FLANK IS ANGRY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN FLAMES!!!"
Unfortunately, said hiding spot happens to be someplace painful and/or messy. You hide for a few moments before see Twilight walking away in resignation.
You're overjoyed at this since she's the leader of the Deadly Five, but either,
-Your conscience gets the better of you when you see how upset Fluttershy is
-The Doctor replies that you must make sure Twilight stays in Ponyville.
Follow the mares and overhear Celestia and the Elements. Conclude that everything is fine before trotting off to the clubhouse (and express surprise that nothing wacky happened like you accidentally falling through the wall or something like that).
Now that's been wrapped up, go to bed. You haven't slept a wink since you departed from Appleloosa due to the whole "avoiding the mares", "fighting Discord", and this "Twilight's breakdown" thing.
When you wake up, wonder what to do next .
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Here's another suggest code name: Plan KtStWNftRGaDLHGAAS
It's a reference to the cartoon, Sheep in the Big City where a character named "General Specific" said,
-"We will begin Operation Kidnap That Sheep That We Need For The Ray Gun And Don't Let Him Get Away Again Storm as soon as I say "Commence Operation Kidnap That Sheep That We Need For The Ray Gun And Don't Let Him Get Away Again Storm". Commence Operation Kidnap That Sheep That We Need For The Ray Gun And Don't Let Him Get Away Again Storm!"
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Voice of Nightshade... Hmm... She's innocent and adorable, but at the same time has to be around a similar (physical) age to the CMC (who would be 7-10 in human years) and shows a bit of snark/wisdom beyond her years...
Abigail Breslin from Little Miss Sunshine
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Yeah, proofreading! Better late than never!
For after the the doll has been dealt with: when Celestia confronts Twilight, you observe the conversation through the window.
"I'm a bad student!" wails Twilight "I missed a friendship report, and I'm so so sorry! Please don't send me back to magic kindergarten!"
"Well that's harsh. But you know, if Twilight gets sent back to kindergarten, that means she won't be able to kill me! you think to yourself "This could be a good thing."
"That's not why I'm disappointed in you Twilight. Friendship is many wonderful things, but consistent is not always one of them. I don't expect you to send me a report every single week." Celestia tells her "What I am disappointed about is how you attempted to create a problem, just so you could solve it. Though I doubt you'd do anything like this again." her smile returns.
"No Princess, never again. So... you're not mad?"
"No Twilight, you've learned a valuable lesson from all of this. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some... Princess-y things... yes. My precious!" she grips the smarty doll and teleports away.
"Darn it! you curse to yourself "Can't ONE thing go my way for once? you sigh defeatedly "Buck this, I'm going to bed."
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ATTENTION COMMENTATORS AND HIVE MIND
The ending of this chapter has been fixed with the real ending, the one you guys read was a rough draft. I'm sorry for this and I blame Lady Luck.
No Authors Notes because I'm lazy and I don't feel like putting it in. The next chapter will have yesterdays answer in it. As for today's question....
Who do you picture voice acting for Nightshade?
Who do you think would voice the adorable daughter of Bugze the Changeling? Answer now! BYE!
You take cover in Sugarcube Corner/some other building. It goes as well as this.
Sometime in the chapter:
Twilight Sparkle extends a hoof. "Come with me if you want to live."
Her mane is still frazzled, her eyes are still insane, and her grin is still lunaticky. "I'll take my chances!"
5046722 I still stand by holding the doll hostage with vice grips and the magical Luna plushy
If I had to choose for the voice actress, I think someone who sounds like a tough girl, so Jessie Flower, the voice actress of Toph from Avatar the Last Airbender. Being Bugze's daughter has got to have made her a bit of a tomboy.
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Don't worry, lady luck hates both of us.
And I picture nightshade's voice sorta like a filly nmm but less...regel?
After all that, Twilight's friends vouched for her and she was let off easy. For mind control. For causing mass disorder and chaos. And for deliberatly disturbing a certain someling who was "new" in town. Seriously!? You yourself were accused of those things and you earned a wanted poster and the wrath of Equestria's Five most dangerous mares you've ever met, and all Twilight got was a scolding from a pseudo parent?! That's not remotely in proportion when a person gets in trouble for something! The legal system is a big massive bust! And the ones who run should feel bad! Celestia should be ashamed!
You rant inside of your head, and poor old DFV had to listen.
You start to wonder: Where was The Doctor all this time? While you were risking your life, he's in his comfy big-on-the-inside TARDiS! You could imagine what excuse he'll say: "You've gotten heavily involved in the time of events, so it became a fixed point in time. I couldn't help. But it went well in the end, right?" ...Actually, now that you worked it all out in your head, The Doctor have the higher moral ground here.
But just when you thought you had a break, Nightshade came out and asked if you had finally got her some chimichangas.
Okay, got something for the chase scene.
These ponies are acting like zombies, and not the slow stupid kind of zombies, their running ninja-zombies! But if one thing playing Dead-sun Rising, Resident Weevil 4, and Left 2 Die has taught you, it's how to survive against fast ninja-zombies.
First off, find a gun... oh wait, they don't have those in Equestria (stupid arms agreements), and you really shouldn't kill them anyways, so... Get to higher ground! You use your parkor skills to clammer onto the rooftops, away from the ravenous horde below. Thinking you're safe, you take a breather when you hear "GIMME! It'll look great next to my collection of plastic human dolls!"
You turn around in time to see Lyra flying towards you wielding a hook-shot. She slams into you and the two of you fall through the thatched roof of the building you were standing on.
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Drop the doll. If this is creating this much of a problem, and Twilight is unable of fixing it, you really need to get the hell out of there before a Princess shows up and fixes the problem, and fixes you... permanently.
Uh, voice for Nightshade? Um... a cute female chibi voice? Because when she speaks Japanese, that's the kind of voice I picture her having.
there are people who actually think ghost peppers are spicy? weaklings