Episode 12: Time To Talk And Think!
Cheerlilee is a bit confused by your get up, but she is not rude she says hi back and even apologizes even though you were the one who bumped into her.
You have a new get up, so you need a new identity to go along with it, you think El Hunko has been compromised.
You're dressed in a bunch of the Doctor's old clothes so use your knowledge of the TV show to make a composite name.
Something like: Tennant Baker Smith.
The two of you stared at each other blankly as the sound of the Tardis blinking out of view occupied the awkward silence, with her eyes seemingly questioning the odd pupils of yours. You really don't want to blow your cover already. Quick! Speak about something!
"so, I, Uhm," you cleared your throat. "Did you happen to see a blue box appear and disappear?"
She nodded.
"Okay. I would really appreciate it if you just pretend you didn't."
"Alright?"
The two of you stare at each other awkwardly as you hear the TARDIS blink out of time. As you continue to stare at each other you can't help but think
What is with me and long awkward stares with random ponies? I swear this is like the three-hundreth time this has happen to me. That's it, from now on if I ever get into a long awkward stare I'm just gonna slap myself to stop it. Speaking of which...
Taking your plan to heart, you hold up your hoof and...
*SLAP*
Slap yourself across the face causing the mare in front of you to jumps back in shock. You laugh nervously before you say,
"Heheheh sorry about that, there was just a... bug on my face! Yeah... just a bug!"
The irony of this does not escape me... You think to yourself in a deadpan tone.
The mare continues to stare at you weirdly so you decide to continue to speak,
"So... um... did you happen to see a blue box appear and disappear?"
The mare nods her head slowly at your question. You begin to panic at the thought of her telling ponies that you came out of the same box that the Hooded Offender escaped in. So, you decide to make her not tell anyling,
"Okay. I would really appreciate it if you just pretend you didn't. Because let's just say that you'll make alot of ponies very happy with murderous intent, and you'll make me a very sad pony. So I'm begging you... Don't. Tell. Anypony!"
The mare looks at you questionably, but she thankfully just nods her head and says,
"All... right?"
It sounded more like a question to you, but you'll take it. You nod you head thankfully and say,
"Thanks! That means alot... um... did I ever catch your name?"
The mare shakes her head and blushes in embarrassment before saying,
"Oh, where are my manners, even if what you just asked me to do is very... weird. That's no excuse to be rude. My name is Cherilee, and you are..."
You're about to tell her your name, when you remember that you're wearing a new outfit. You also remember/realize that the "El Hunko" name and suit are for fancy high-class events and Bugze would just be a dead giveaway, you decide to go with the first thing that pops in your head...
Good name idea, but since Bugze is wearing the pants of the sixth (Colin Baker), the hat of the seventh (Sylvester McCoy) and the coat of the 10th (David Tennant) then his name should be something like Baker Sylvester Tennant.
Que Cheerliee pointing out his name is B.S. Tennant (BullSPIT hive minders, gotta keep it PG after all)
"My name is Baker... Sylvester... Tennant. Yeah! The name's Baker Sylvester Tennant, but my friends call me B.S.T." you say with a nervous smile.
Cherilee gives you an awkwardly nervous look as she asks
"You... do know your initials are B.S. Tennant right?"
Your smile falters slightly at what she's implying but you quickly recover and say,
"Yes yes and it's haunted me my entire life, so um...."
You realize that you have no idea as to what to say next, so you use one of the oldest questions in the universe...
"Um, nice weather today, eh?" Honestly, your afraid the response, because such a topic would be taboo back in the hive where the only weather is the buzzing busyness of the work drones.
"Why, yes! It's the perfect weather to spend a good Saturday in. The pegasi had done a good job." And apparently it's different for a society that uses weather as an industry.
"Um, nice weather today, eh? Hehehe..."
You're honestly afraid the response because since the only weather back at the Hive is the buzzing busyness of the work drones, asking that question usually got you a sarcastic laugh followed by a slap to the head. Fortunately, Cherilee gives you a kind smile before saying,
"Why, yes! It's the perfect weather to spend a good Saturday in. Rainbow Dash has done a particularly lovely job today."
You nod your head in agreement,
"Ah yes, the fillyfo-I mean sweet mare who's totally not a demon with severe anger issues has done a great jo-"
You interrupt yourself when you realize something about what she said.
Wait... Saturday? Didn't I fight Discord on a Thursday? Where-When did the Doctor drop me off?
With that thought in mind you ask Cherilee...
Since you were just in the TARDIS and there doesn't appear to be any residual destruction around you ask her what day it is, or how long it's been since Discord's imprisonment.
"So, you know when the whole world turned upside down...? Uh... when did that happen?"
Cherilee gives you a strange look before asking,
"Where have you been the last few days? Discord was defeated two days ago."
You laugh nervously and say,
"You could say I was in a blue box for a couple of day-"
You clamp your hooves over your mouth when you realize you accidentally reminded her about the TARDIS. You then think,
What I wouldn't give for a distraction right now...
Just then, Nightshade appear from your inventory
"Daddy, are you okay?" Asked Nightshade
"Daddy? So you are a dad and she is your fully?" Asked Cherilee
"More or less" Say Bugzee
"You make house-schooling? because that can't be... She need to stay with other fillies, not inside of from somewhere she got out... Don't want to offend you little one" Say Cherilee
"No offense taken... But that is my house" Say Nightshade
"Like I said... Maybe could be good if she meet other fillies and colts"
Just then, Nightshade appeared from your inventory.
"Daddy, are you okay?" Asked Nightshade
After getting over the initial shock of seeing a filly pop out of a saddlebag, Cherilee asks,
"Daddy? So you're a father and she's your daughter?"
"More or less" You respond.
"How is she 'more or less' your daughter?"
"It's... complicated."
"Hmmmm... does she go to school?"
"Ah, no. I home-school her."
"Home-school? Oh dear... Well, since you're both new in town you really should sign her up for the Ponyville Schoolhouse. I'm the teacher there and your daughter really needs to play outside with other fillies, not inside of a bag... No offense dear."
"No offense taken... But that's my room." Nightshade replies.
"Like I said... It would be good for her to socialize with more fillies and colts her own age."
Deciding that you need to end this discussion before you can think about Nightshade interacting with... colts (*growl*) you tell Nightshade,
"Sweetie why don't you go back to your room and study for that animal quiz?"
"But Daddy... you said we would watch Neighpon Gore Police when you were done talking with the Doctor."
"You let your daughter watch those kind of movies!" Cherilee asks in horror before you chuckle nervously and respond,
"Eheheheheh...What she meant to say was that she was gonna watch an... educational film when we got back... right."
Nightshade either misses or ignores the stern emphasis on the last word as she says,
"No, I said we were gonna watch Neigh-"
"Nightshade, honey, I'll give ya three chimichanga's if you just go back into your room okay."
Nightshade says in Neighponeses with (literal) stars in her eyes,
"Chimichanga! Anata no saikō no papa! Watashi wa jibun no heya ni modotte ikimasu." (translation: Chimichanga! Your the best Daddy! I'll go back to my room.)
With that, she hops back into the Inventory.
"My, she speaks such fluent Neighponese! And at such a young age!"
"Heh yeah, we watch alot of anime." You say with some fatherly pride.
After discussing for a few more minutes, you bid Cheerilee good-bye and you part ways. You decided that since you're gonna be stuck in Ponyville for a year, you should stock up on some supplies. As you're walking towards where you think the market is, you start to think...
After your meeting with Cheerlie, figure out what you're going to do regarding food, income,
So, I'm gonna be living in Ponyville for awhile... joy. This is gonna be about as fun as having to pry Grandbuggy off that giant chocolate cookie back at zebra country.
That was defiantly a weird day... well weird day back then at least. You and Grandbuggy (in case you were wondering, his rank prior to being exiled was "Specialist") were assigned a mission to steal some love from a out of town zebra tribe called the Pelegostos Tribe. When you and Grandbuggy got there, you found out that the zebras were worshiping a cookie as their all divine god. Sadly for them, your Grandbuggy has a huge sweet tooth (where do you think you got it from?). Before you could blink, your Grandbuggy had eaten half the stinking thing. It took a pair of pliers, WD-40, butter, and some liberal application of fire to finally get him to stop eating the thing... right when the zebras came back from their group potion-making. They then thought your Grandbuggy was their god in pony form and tried to eat him! Long story short (and alot of explosions later), you and Grandbuggy are forbidden from ever going back to the Isla de Pelegostos.
Ahhh good times... At least back when the only ones trying to kill me were strangers I'd never have to see again-*bump*
Your snapped out of memory lane when you realize that you've bumped into a fruit vendor at the market. You then begin to buy emergency foods you learned about from the Buffalo Tribe. After you finish stuffing all the food away into The Inventory,
"10 Packages of Whole-Wheat Crackers"
"5 Jars of Peanut Butter"
"5 Boxes of Multigrain Cereal"
"20 Granola Bars"
"2 Cans of Powdered Milk"
"16 Small Bags of Dried Fruit" added to The Inventory."
45 Bits Left
You sat down and began to read today's paper that you also bought, unsurprisingly it's about the "Elements of Harmony" being honored by Solar-flank for defeating Discord, but what you find is surprising...
You also see a news headline in the paper about The Horde and the mysterious growth of it in several cities across Equestria. You smile at that.
Next, look for a newspaper to find out what happened to your fanclub. Fortunately it said that most of the Horde scattered and escaped after your getaway and the few Horde members caught were pardoned as "being under mind control and not of their free will". You also find out that due to Discord's new memories, the Horde is alot smaller, but it's growing due to the fact that somepony manage to take pictures of your fight with Discord and fortunately all those pictures are of you landing hits on Discord thus starting the rumor that the Hooded Offender fought the God of Chaos to a draw.
You sigh in relief when you read that the Horde members that helped you escape two days ago escaped as well from the Deadly 5. Even the ones who were captured were pardoned as "being under mind control and not of their free will." But what's really surprising is that even though your overall fan club is smaller, it has been gaining in numbers lately. According to the newspaper, photos were leaked showing you fighting Discord (the picture in the paper was you tackling Discord through a house while in the Nightmare Cloak). Apparently ponies either say that the photos were fabricated or that it's evidence that you fought Discord to a draw. But, what's really surprising is that alot of mares have joined the Horde. They claimed that they're your "waifus" and that they want to... um let's just say some of what they said shouldn't be read by foals... You blush a very deep red as you think,
While it may seem awesome that I have fanfillies... I also have to deal with the fact that I have fanfillies... Dear Luna, I swear half of what they said shouldn't be possible...
You quickly stuff the newspaper away into The Inventory (you don't want to litter after all) before taking out a granola bar ("19 Granola Bars" left). As you munch on the bar you sadly think...
You are stuck in Ponyville for a year now, with 5 crazy mares who want to kill you all over again and equally crazy fangirls who want to... let's not get into that.
You miss Appleloosa already. You do have the plushie, and now would be a good time to just hold it close and cry for awhile. But you're in public, and that raises a very good question.
Where the buck are you going to stay for a whole year?
Would the fangirls help you without knowing you're the Offender? Probably not. You did stay at the apple orchard that one night... Apple Bloom could cover for you... but you can't stay outside for a whole-
DING!
Let's see... I'm HUGELY in debt with a Time Lord, I'm stuck in Ponyville for a year, I have 5 crazy mares who want to kill me all over again thanks to Discord's stupid mind bending trick, and now I have equally crazy fanmares who want to *gulp*... let's not get into that. (You shudder as you remember the Justin Beatbox incident) I miss Appleloosa already... I do have that plushie though, and now would probably be a good time to just hold it close and cry for awhile...
You're about to take out your plushie to do just that when you remember that you're in public, so you quickly snap out of it, but now all you have is one question on your mind:
Where the buck am I going to stay for a whole year? Would the fanmares help me without knowing I'm the Offender? Probably not and asking them as the Hooded Offender would probably be a death wish. I did stay at the apple orchard that one night... Apple Bloom (you cringe guiltily at her name) could cover for me... but she hates me. Maybe I could just sneak into the fields, but I NEED shelter as I can't just stay outside for a whole-*ding*!
Isn't Apple Bloom friends with Sweetie Belle? And the third one in the forest... Scootaloo? Don't they have a clubhouse? Maybe you could borrow that until you find a more permanent solution.
"I got it!" You say to yourself in a excited tone. "Applebloom is friends with Sweetie Belle right? And the third one in the forest... Scootaloo if I remember correctly? Didn't Applebloom mention that they have a clubhouse? Maybe I could borrow that until I find a more permanent solution. Yeah that'll work!"
You throw your hoof into the air in excitement as you run off into a random direction as several ponies (who saw you talking to yourself) mutter "Weirdo...".
20 MINUTES LATER
Twenty minutes later finds yourself lost in Ponyville. You have no idea where to find Applebloom (*cringe*), Sweetie, or Scootaloo. As you look around desperately, all you can think is...
Curse my lack of direction!
What do you do?
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While you're wandering around, you accidentally tripped on an infinite ammo enchanted C-14 Impaler Gauss rifle. d2ia58550xamqo.cloudfront.net/4e06e58ed22a4bc69a8143fab17f92b0.jpg You pick it up and put it in the inventory while fan fillying in your head about the iconic weapon of Starcraft series (I'm not good with pony pun name ok). While you're fan fillying, Scootaloo crashed in to you and after learning that you don't have a place to stay nor the money to affort it, she invite you to her place which is a nice little cottage built by herself in the everfree forest which she live alone in (and you questioned how you missed it in your head and how come she live here alone but that is not your problem so you don't want to bother her) (and no it's not orphan reason)
You are wandering around trying to find where they are when suddenly you hear a shout
"Cutie Mark Crusaders Demolition Experts YAY!"
After you hear that, the sound of alarms begin to ring in your head as the image of a big explosion and three fillies in the middle with a detonator connected to some T.N.T come to your head and you run and run, hoping is not too late as you search for them.
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As for who is the most scariest alien or monster? The Time Lords. We just need to look how many times the earth was saved by only ONE time lord... And how many aliens are afraid of them.
The second one... Weeping Angels... DON'T BLINK!
The third most scary... Maybe The Silence... because you forgot about them every time you stop looking them
Scariest Doctor Who aliens...
The Silence, they are all slenderman with lightning (which is badass)
The Vashdenerada, the weirdest spelling, also... Carnivore shadows
The Clockwork droids, they will steal your organs for their ships and bodies
Dalek, the freaking puppet nanobots
Ood, they can see into the future and can also be possesed by Satan
Weeping angels, do I have to?
And finally...
Us, our idoicy, arrogance and ignorance make us terrifying when we grab alien tech
Well it is a Saturday, so what would any normal kid do on a Saturday? You have no clue, all you ever did on Saturdays as a hatchling was secretly play a smuggled in NES that your Grandbuggery gave you.
You doubt that Applebloom and the girls are the gamer type.
You know for a fact that you can't go around asking for the girls by name since you are supposed to be new in town, and looking the way you do with the mask and asking for little fillies would send the wrong message.
Luckily you are hit with an epiphany...or a Scooter, your brain is kind of addled for a bit since you fly through the air and crash into a bush.
The cries of "Oh Jeez Mr. We're Sorry" ring in your ears, and as the fuzz clears, you see the fillies you've been looking for.
Tell them it's OK, you've had worse (you really have)
You hear a gasp as you get up and you realize your mask has slipped.
The girl's look at you in awe as you fix it until Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo glomp you with hugs squealing like fan fillies. You quiet them down, since you don't want to get noticed.
Applebloom looks at you with a conflicted face.
You: High...
AB: High...
You: Look...I'm really sorry about what happened to your sister at the magic show...it was an accident and I'm sorry, truely from the bottom of my heart. I never meant to hurt her.
AB: Well what about all the other time's you've hurt her?
You: (rub the back of your neck) Well...heh heh...those were in self defense, she's the one that keeps leading the charge to try and kill me after all...look I'm not the bad guy, I swear. I just want what is best for my daughter and any innocents. But for any of the times I've ever hurt you...I'm sorry.
Eventually she smiles, says what the hay and hugs you too. You decide to let Night Shade come out and play with them as they take you back to their hideout, she really does need to be around others her age, which technically is only about a year, but she looks older.
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ITS FILLLED PAINT BALLS
FIND BUGLE THAT TURN PURPLES THINGS GREEN AND BY BLOWING IT A SECOND TIME, GREEN THINGS PURPLE ON THE GROUND
( 10 foot radius)
The Scariest Doctor Who Alien is the Doctor Himself. He is known throughout the ages as a warrior, who's very name instills fear into Monsters. He is kind most of the time, but he has a fury that even the most genocidal Daleks fear. He is a being that was willing to exterminate two entire races from all time, including his own people. If you earn his wrath, you will be sorry. Don't forget what he did to the Family of Blood.
The Doctor is one of the greatest heroes of all time, but he can be a cruel monster if he ever so decides, and he knows and fears that aspect of himself. The fact that even he fears what he is capable of is a scary thought.
Look around, get eaten by a gru- er, manticore... just kidding.
Seriously, look around for anything suspicious. End up fighting a manticore and escaping.
Never watched DW, so I can't answer this one.
the oldest question in the universe
Doctor Who?
Vashta nerada. I just saw "silence in the library", and it is amazing. Weeping angels are a close second, but that is if I think about scaryness in the show as IRL I would just tape a mirror over it's eye and Vashta nerada mostly eat roadkill. The villain which would terrify me most IRL would be GASMASK ZOMBIES I totally forgot about those , they are definately the most terrifying creatures, and that kind of gas mask gives me the creeps. Both simply watching the show and seeing one IRL = terrifying
BTW look up "are you my mummy" on google image search. It got some funny pics.
Once you find the CMC, you explain your situation to them. And remember, the best lies are partial truths.
"Hey there you three!" you greet them cheerfully "I'm new in town, I have a medical condition, and I'm forced to live here for the next year by a cosmically powerful being. But I have no place to live. I heard you had a clubhouse and was wondering if you could help me out." you quickly add "And don't tell your sisters or parents!"
Then Nightshade pops out of the Inventory. "Daddy I'm hungry! Can I have those chimichangas now?"
"I'll feed you later sweetie." you tell her before introducing her to the crusaders "Oh yeah, and this is my daughter Nightshade. She lives in my saddlebags. Can you help us?" You both give your best smiles and try not to come off as awkward or creepy.
Despite all the accidental evidence suggesting that you're some kind of deranged psychopath that steals small foals, and that letting you live in their clubhouse would be a terrible idea, the CMC remain oblivious to it all and simply look to each other before shouting "CUTIE-MARK CRUSADERS, VAGRANT SHELTERERS! YAY!"
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Also, I think it would be hilarious if Bugzy gets a job as a substitute teacher for Cheerilee's class. I can Imagine it now...
Bugzy: "Alright class, today we're going to learn about the Lunar rebellion... through historical reenactment with actual weapons! Everypony grab a crossbow and a spear and head outside so we can... What's that sound?"
Cheerilee kicks in the door and tackles Bugzy to the ground "No you don't mother-bucker!"
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What is it with me and assuming Bugzy is bad with kids?
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Perhaps he can get work as a patcher (thank you WD-40, vise-grips, and duct tape)? Speaking of which, patch the CMC clubhouse.
Have Nightshade play with the CMC, but make them promise to NEVER tell anypony about her or yourself. They then respond with something called a "Pinkie Promise" which leaves you very confused (Pinkie Pie pops out of nowhere and shouts "FOREVER- Hey! Have I seen you befo- *klonk*" causing you to K.O. her with a panic swing of your vise-grips)
Scootaloo reveals that while her #1 idol is still the fillyfooler, you're a close second due to the fact that you saved them and are a "super-awesome rebel outlaw" (but she asks you not to tell anypony (especially not Rainbow Dash) that she's a member of "The Horde", although she did use that melee as an opportunity to grab some of RD's hair for her RD fan hat)
Do some investigation to find out the extent of Discord's memory wipe which will require you to seek out old newspapers which you know are usually located at a library. Unfortunately the only library in Ponyville happens to be the residence of one Twilight Sparkle... Joy.
When you get to the library, rather than question your disguise or ask if you look familiar, Twilight just asks you if you "got any problems, troubles, conundrums, or any other sort of issues, major or minor, that I as a good friend could help you solve?"
You meekly reply that you just need some old newspapers causing Twilight to panic-berate you over how that's "not good enough for a friendship report" (this leaves you utterly confused) and throw a stack of old newspapers in your face with her magic before trotting off.
Look over the old newspapers and discover that everything is unaltered until the events at the Grand Galloping Gala where the papers claim you mind-controlled "a blue traveling showpony that couldn't be reached for comment" and only got up to 1 tail with the Nightmare Cloak before being driven off by Princess Celestia and the elements. Then it says you laid low for half a year (with the exception of popping up once in Fillydelphia/Las Pegasus/Vanhoover (author's choice) to pull off a cake heist) before claiming that you released Discord and teamed up with him.
NOTE: This idea can be used next episode or in the future
You and Twilight engage in a "Cycle of Panic" as Twilight suggests that something terrible might happen and you respond with a worse alternative, she comes up with an even worse alternative, and so on and so on...
scariest doctor who alien, IMO, is the vashta narada. closely followed by the weeping angels
One day, in the days of a year in Ponyville, Bugze will understand the horror of being trapped inside a town while fearing the presence of the quadruple team of Crusaders and their undying chaos. You swear Discord was laughing in the distance.
Essentially, Lady Luck planned this specifically for him, and the Timelord was ignorant to her obvious manipulation of divination.
Now, next thing on the agenda: Get a job. Well, to the town bulletin boards away!
>Is at Starbucks, getting Frappuccino
>While waiting for it to be ready telling the girl making it about how I keep reading a story called The Life of a Wanted Changeling
>After it is done, I check the name they always write on
>"Bugze"
>She winks at me and I leave
... EPIC!
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5028415 Okay that is AWESOME!
Weeping Angels. Don't Blink.
After getting settled in somewhere, you take out the Doctor's notebook. He told you to report anything unusual to him, but nothing... too unusual has happend so far. Which, considering where you are, would be considered unusual. Right?
Maybe you just got lucky today. Maybe Lady Luck decided to let you off with awkwardness and embarassment rather than any real dangerous-
BOOM!
A rainbow mushroom cloud erupts in the distance, and the shockwave staggers you, even from this far away.
"Um, Daddy?" Nightshade says, "shouldn't you go check that out?"
You grin and shake your head. "Nope! Nothing unusual there! Just... a weather balloon! A weather balloon hit by a lightning bolt! A multicolored lightning bolt. On a clear day."
Nightshade gives you her Really, Daddy? look.
5026277 Wut?
This is madness!
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Yayz I won the last question! I reckon that the scariest Doctor Who monster/alien was... Actually, they were all pretty damn scary at one point or another so it's hard to pick.
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Well done anon, you are on the first step to leaving /r9k/.