Episode 40: Dr. Quacksalver's The Name And Operating On You Is My Game!
... Look out. This guy sounds like a quack. Make sure to steer him away from any practice that involves shocking you every five seconds.
OK, crazy doctor. Previously a situation you've only encountered in your darkest nightmares, itseems that all those hospital horror video games are about to pay off.
"Quacksalver, was it?" You start.
"That's Dr. Quacksalver to you, patient. I didn't spend ten minutes in the Canterlot Royal Medical Institution just to be addressed without my title," the "doctor" huffs.
You choose to play along. After all, he's the one holding a hoofull of scapels. "OK, Dr. Quacksalver. If you'll pardon my Prench, what the buck are you doing here?"
"Oh, don't worry, I don't mind the Prench," Quacksalver answers. "And as I've said before I'm just here to borrow some medical supplies. Do you have a hearing disorder? I may be able to help you with that."
"No, I'm quite fine, thank you," you answer as quickly as possible.
"Denial," he says. "Classic symptom of Selfdenyingus Crappyhearingdearingus Plus. Let me take a closer look."
"Stay the buck away from me!" You scream. He just chuckles to himself.
"They always say that," he says. "Don't worry patient. I'm a professional. The forest faeries in my wardrobe all agree."
"Forest faeries aren't real!" You squeal desperately.
"He's denying all logical speech!" Quacksalver cries. "The disease must've reached stage 47! We need to act immediately!" He grabs the nearest syringe and tosses it to you. "Inject yourself in the neck with that. Hopefully it's something safe."
"What do you mean hopefully!"you scream."you're not going to read what it is?"
"There's no time to read!" He cries. "There's also no time to apologize, blink, or do a barrel roll. We need immediate action!"
As you continue to look at the "Doctor" in the 5am early morning with Rainbow Dash still asleep, you think,
OK... Crazy Quack: A situation I've only encountered in survival horror games and the nightmares that came from those games. Time for all those hours of playing video games to pay off! Also, I have a feeling this guy will shock me every five seconds if he gets the chance
"Quacksalver, was it?" You start.
"That's Dr. Quacksalver to you, patient. I didn't spend ten minutes in the Canterlot Royal Medical Institution just to be addressed without my title." the 'doctor' huffs.
You choose to play along. After all, he's the one with quick access to a hooful of scalpels.
"OK, Dr. Quacksalver. If you'll pardon my Prench, what the buck are you doing here?"
"Oh, don't worry, I don't mind the Prench," Quacksalver answers. "And as I've said before I'm just here to borrow some medical supplies. Do you have a hearing disorder? I may be able to help you with that."
"No, I'm quite fine, thank you," you answer as quickly as possible.
"Denial," he says. "Classic symptom of Selfdenyingus Crappyhearingdearingus. Let me take a closer look."
"Stay the buck away from me!" You scream, but he just chuckles to himself.
"They always say that," he says. "Don't worry patient. I'm a professional. The forest faeries in my wardrobe all agree."
"Forest faeries aren't real!" You squeal desperately.
"He's denying all logical speech!" Quacksalver cries, "The disease must've reached stage 47! We need to act immediately!" He grabs the nearest syringe and tosses it to you. "Inject yourself in the neck with that. Hopefully it's something safe."
"What the buck do you mean hopefully!" you scream. "You're not even gonna read what it is?"
"There's no time to read!" He cries. "There's also no time to apologize, blink, or do a barrel roll. We need immediate action!"
And with that he suddenly gets a confused look, before he facehoofs and says,
"Oh, what am I thinking? I can't make him inject himself..."
You say in relief and think,
Thank Luna. For a second there I thought this crazy doctor was gonna make me-
"But I can operate on him!"
You stare at the Doctor in horror as you think.
Oh buck!
With that thought, Dr. Quacksalver picks you up and drops you onto a nearby stretcher, takes out another full body cast stuffed with rocks and puts it on your bed, and pushes you through the hospital halls. Sadly for you, Quack doesn't run to any of the other hospital staff. So you can't help but think,
It's just my luck that the one time I'm in a hospital, a crazy quack decides to operate on me! Curse you lady luck and your step-sister Time Convenience!
You suddenly hear doors being slammed open and you see that you're now in a operating room (you swore you saw a sign on the door that read "closed for repairs" on the way in...). Dr. Quack rolls you over into the middle of the room and begins to start grabbing 'medical' tools out of his bad and onto a table. You use the term 'medical' loosely as the tools he's grabbing don't look like they belong in a hospital.
What the buck!? Is that a kitchen knife? Why does he have a kitchen knife? What else is he grabbing?... A BUCKING PIZZA CUTTER! WHAT THE BUCK IS HE GONNA CUT WITH THAT! AND IS THAT A HAMMER!!!
Q: "Pass me the Burknomic Scalpel."
B: "That looks like a hammer."
Q: (Chuckles) "Yes, it looks very much like a hammer, but it's actually much blunter."
Dr. Quack then smiles as he puts the last tool onto a table next to you and he says,
"That's the last of that. Now don't worry, this'll only sting for about half of the operation. Oh, I see you've noticed my Burknomic Scapel."
You realize Quacksalver followed your line of sight to the hammer so you say,
"Uh... That looks like a hammer."
Quacksalver chuckles before saying,
"Yes, it looks very much like a hammer, but it's actually much blunter. But it doesn't matter as we're not using it yet."
"Oh that's good- Wait, what do you mean by "ye-""
He then grabs an old sword off the table and starts to walk towards you and you can't help but stare at him in horror. Dr. Quacksalver, seemingly noticing your horrified face, gives you a smile and says,
Q: Oh don’t worry silly little pony, I am a trained medical magician
You: Don’t you mean physician?
Q: No I don’t think so, I work with a lot of unicorns.
You: Umm…
Q: Here, I’ll show you. Let’s take a look at your medical sheet
(Picks up clipboard at the end of your bed)
Q: Oh no, these readings don’t look good, not good at all
You: What? Did the other doctors and nurses miss something?
Q: Oh no, I just can’t read the sheet, I don’t have my glasses on
You try to facehoove, but the pain makes you reconsider
He puts on some reading glasses and reads the sheet again.
Q: Ah, much better. Let’s see…Oh…oh I am so sorry…
You: About what?
Q: Losing your sight
You: What?
Q: Yes, blindness can be hard to live with, but you can always look on the bright side and…oh no wait, you wouldn’t be able to look on it would you?
You: But I’m not blind, I can still see!
Q: Hmm…you do have a point there, how else would you have known about me “not” stealing medical supplies? (looks back at sheet) Ah, here we go, I mixed up the c and the p in this spanishy looking word.
You: How do you…
Q: Ah…it’s even worse than blindness. It looks like we’re going to have to amputate your legs immediately
You: WHAT?!!! YOU’RE GONNA CUT OFF MY LEGS?!!!
Q: No! Oh no no no, is that what amputate means? No, I meant the other thing…
You: Operate?
Q: No, that doesn’t sound right either…ah now I remember, Do Nothing, we are going to do nothing and hope it gets better, that's how I saved my marriage.
You: Are you really a doctor?
Q: Of course I am, I went to school for four years for my degree
You: I thought Doctor’s went to school for 7 years
Q: Oh really? Oh now they tell me…
You are now really disturbed by this strange pony
Dr. Quacksalver says he has a "Grandmasters Degree in Chiropractic Medicine from the Las Pegasus Upstairs Medical College and Discount Printer" (the certificate is filled out in crayon however...)
"Oh don’t worry you silly pony, I am a trained medical magician."
"Don’t you mean physician?" you ask worriedly,
"No, I don’t think so, but I have worked with a lot of unicorns."
"Umm…"
"Here, I’ll show you. Let’s take a look at your medical sheet."
With that, Quacksalver absentmindedly tosses the sword behind him and picks up the medical sheet which you just noticed is still with you.
"Oh no, these readings don’t look good, not good at all."
"What? Did the other doctors and nurses miss something?" you ask worriedly,
"Oh no, I just can’t read the sheet, I don’t have my glasses on."
You try to facehoof, but the pain of your broken and casted arm makes you reconsider. He puts on some reading glasses and reads the sheet again.
"Ah, much better. Let’s see… Oh… oh I am so sorry…"
"About what?"
"Losing your sight."
"What?" you blankly say.
"Yes, blindness can be hard to live with, but you can always look on the bright side- oh no wait, you wouldn't be able to look on it would you?"
"But I’m not blind you moron, I can still see!"
"Hmm… you do have a point there, how else would you have known about me borrowing medical supplies?" (looks back at sheet) "Ah, here we go, I mixed up the c and the p in this weird-looking word."
"How do you…"
"Ah… it’s even worse than blindness. It looks like we’re going to have to amputate your limbs immediately!"
"WHAT?!!! YOU’RE GONNA CUT OFF MY LIMBS?!!!"
Dr. Quacksalver gets a shocked look and says,
"No! Oh no no no, is that what amputate means? No, I meant the other thing…"
"Operate?"
"No, that doesn't sound right either… ah now I remember, Do Nothing. We are going to do nothing and hope it gets better. That's how I solved my mortgage problem. Until the bank foreclosed my house for some reason..."
You give the "Doctor" a doubtful look and ask,
"Are you really a doctor?"
"Of course I am. I went to school for three years for my degree."
"Uh... I thought Doctor’s went to school for at least 8 years or something like that. And didn't you say you went Canterlot Royal Medical Institution for ten minutes?"
"Oh really? Then how do you explain this? And that was just one of many schools I went to."
He then pulls out from his saddlebag a certificate that reads Grandmasters Degree in Chiropractic Medicine from the Las Pegasus Upstairs Medical College and Discount Printer... but it's signed in red and green crayon. You are now really disturbed by this strange pony. Just as you think the doctor is gonna let you go, he gets this surprised look on his face and says,
Q: Ah, here’s something interesting, you are signed up for medical research because of your unique healing rate.
You: Wait, I’m what? I don’t remember agreeing to that
S: You gave your consent whilst you were inebriated
You: Buck!
Q: Funny, I thought ponies had to be dead first…Oh Well, I’m not doing anything right now, are you?
You: Huh?
Q: Great! To the surgery room! Here, eat this to dull the pain
He shoves a lemon in your mouth and you pucker up so much you can’t yell for help as he wheels you to the surgery room.
Once you unpucker, you start pleading.
You: Please, you can’t do this!
Q: Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit…until I jam this down your throat! (holds up a sharp looking tool with many points on it)
You: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Q: Oh wait, what am I thinking, you’re legs are the things broken
He then unwraps your legs and he sees your true chitonous hide and you start sweating nervously
Q: Oh…are pony legs supposed to look like that? (looks at his own) no? Huh…OH well, time to make it normal
He brings out a mallet
You: What are you gonna do with that?
Q: I am going to break this shell covering your legs, don’t worry, bones cannot be broken more when they are already broken…
You: NO WAIT! THESE ARE MY REAL LIMBS!!!
Q: Really?
He pulls down your face wrappings and recoils
Q: Oof, boy are you ugly!
You: Hey!
Q: Don’t worry, I can fix that too. (pulls out fork) I will give you a face lift and make you look beautiful!
You: I DIDN’T PAY FOR THIS!!!
Q: Oh you didn’t? Oh, well until you pay, I can’t make you less ugly…it’s too distracting
(wraps your face again)
Dr. Quacksalver is a back-alley doctor who's figured out you're a changeling, but doesn't care as he treats all species and will never rat on them... for a price of course ("Got to pay for food and supplies somehow").
"I've had several changeling patients and most of them survived."
"Ah, here’s something interesting; apparently, you've been signed up for medical research because of your unique healing rate."
"Wait, I’m what? I don’t remember agreeing to that!" You say in alarm.
You gave your consent whilst you were inebriated.
Oh... Buck.
"Funny, I thought ponies had to be dead first for that. (*scoff*) And the "Doctors" here call me a quack... Oh well, I’m not doing anything right now, are you?"
"Huh?" you say in blank confusion,
"Great! To the surgery room! Wait, we're already here. In that case, eat this to dull the pain!"
Before you can protest, he shoves a lemon in your mouth and you pucker up so much you can’t yell for help as he arranges his stuff again. Once you unpucker, you start pleading,
"Please, you can’t do this!"
"Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit… until I jam this down your throat!"
Quacksalver holds up a sharp-looking tool with many points on it causing you to scream in terror.
"Oh wait, what am I thinking? You’re limbs are the things broken."
With that he tosses away the sharp-looking tool, yanks your casts off, and sees your true chitonous hide as you start sweating nervously,
Buck! The transformation potion must have worn off overnight! you think in panic.
"Oh… are pony legs supposed to look like that?"
He quickly looks at his own limbs before continuing,
"Huh… Oh well, time to make it normal."
He brings out a mallet causing you to panic,
"Whoa whoa whoa, What are you gonna do with that?"
"I am going to break this shell covering your legs and body and remove those obviously infected wings. Don’t worry, bones can't be broken more when they're already broken, although this condition looks familiar-"
"NO WAIT! THIS IS MY REAL BODY!!!" you protest in panic.
"Now calm down before you give yourself skin failur- What, really?"
He pulls down your face wrappings and recoils as he says,
"Oof, boy are you ugly!"
"Hey! I'm actually consider pretty handsome in my community " you say offender,
"Don’t worry, I can fix that too."
He goes back to the table and gets the pizza cutter before saying,
"I'll give you a face lift and make you look as beautiful as money can buy!"
"I DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS!!!"
"Oh you didn't? Oh, well until you pay, I can’t make you less ugly… but it is distracting..."
With that, he recovers your face, but just as he finishes you swear you hear a *ding* sound coming from somewhere as Dr. Quack says,
"Now I remember! Those are changeling legs! You're a changeling!"
Buck! Cover blown! Abandon shi-
"Oh what's with that horrified look? I work on all species and I never rat any of them out... for a price of course. Have to pay for food, supplies, and booze you know. Besides, I've had several changeling patients and most of them survived."
You stare at the crazy-no insane doctor as you think,
Why me... I have to pay for secrecy of my identity now! Great. Just bucking great- Wait, what did he mean by MOST?
The insane doctor then begins to rummage around the table for a tool and as he does he says,
"Nopony has ever died on my operating table. Sure, maybe a some Griffins, some goats, a few ponies, and a Minotaur but they fell off the table or ran off before dying so the point still stands!"
"You're much better than that client I had in Canterlot. He was all 'Hurry up you quack, I got busco- I mean time to kill!', 'That's not supposed to go there!', and 'What the buck are you doing with that sledgehammer!'. Coincidentally, that was the same week the 'Canterlot Buscolt Murders' stopped..."
"Don't worry bug, nopony has ever died on my operating table. Sure, maybe some Griffins, some goats, and a Minotaur, but they fell off the table or ran off before dying so the point still stands! You know, you're much better than that client I had in Canterlot. He was all 'Hurry up you quack, I got busco- I mean time to kill!', 'That's not supposed to go there!' 'What the buck are you doing with that sledgehammer!'. Whine, whine, whine. Coincidentally, that was the same week the 'Canterlot Buscolt Murders' stopped..."
You look at the insane doctor in terror at what he said, but before you can say anything he shouts out,
"AHA! Found it!"
He turns around and you see that he is holding... a needle? He walks over to you and says,
"I will now perform what is known as a "standard look see" inside your body."
As he begins to walk over to you, you can't help but ask,
"Uhhh, since this is against my will, I can't help but ask should I be awake for this?"
He looks at you for a bit before saying,
"Uhhhh... no, but that is what this is for!"
He points to the needle in his mouth before he says,
He gets a syringe full of a mysterious drug which he says,
"These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream",
and then knocks you out with a punch before injecting himself with the drugs, stumbling over, grabbing a pizza cutter with his mouth, and is about to operate-
"What am I doing! I need to sterilize this first!"
With that he grabs a bottle of whisky before pouring it on the pizza cutter and taking a few gulps before continuing...
"These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream..."
This causes you to whimper nervously.
*POW*
...and the next thing you know it's lights out as Quacksalver just knocked you out with a punch. Dr. Quacksalver then injects himself with the syringe through the labcoat sleeve before stumbling around while slurring,
"Hi, everypony..."
He finally stumbles over to the table, grabs a pizza cutter with his mouth, and is about to operate when,
"What am I doing! I need to sterilize first!"
With that he grabs a bottle of whisky from his bag before pouring it on the pizza cutter and his hooves before taking a few gulps, and continuing...
POV Change! Nightshade
"Yawwwwwwn! Stupid gas ball."
Nightshade says as she get off Fluttershy's couch bed (her couch folds into a bed for guest) with strands of hair sticking out her and there (bed head). She glares hatefully at the sun and says
"Why must you always shine into my eyes every morning?"
With that she gives another adorable yawn. She see Fluttershy walk down the stairs and giving her a sweet smile. When she reaches the bottom of the stairs she says
"Good morning Nightshade. What would you like to do today?"
Nightshade puts on her 'thinking face' as she thinks
What should I do today?
DO SOMETHING AND QUICK!
Nightshade chapter part 3!
Don't worry Hive Mind, Bugze WILL be fine due to his healing factor. So please don't turn this into a 'Save Bugze' arc. Besides, when this mini arc with Nightshade ends, you'll have a...nice surprise for when we get back to Bugze
Hello Everybody, DWC here.
Last chapters vs question winner is....
G3 MLP Vs. G4 MLP
I believe this video puts it best:
Was there ever any doubt? I think I'll only use the whole 'vs' format when I run out of questions. Also, thanks for the nightmares Minds Eye
Now today's question is...
What should the season oners be called?
We all know that not all of you in the Hive Mind started reading this fic back in Season 1. Some of you are new guys/girls in the Hive Mind, But, there are those like Mind's Eye, Fireheart 1945, and Erised the ink-moth for example, who have been around since season 1. Now they'll still in the Hive Mind (obviously) but it would be cool to have a nick-name for them. So...GO AND MAKE ONE HIVE MIND!
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"What should I do today?" Nightshade puts on her 'thinking face' as she thinks
"What about if I make a breakfast for daddy? and send it to the hospital" Ask Nightshade
"Nooo!!!" Shout Apple Bloom and Applejack suddenly
"Uuuhhh.... okay, you don't need to be angry" Say Nightshade
"Sorry Sugarcube, but we are still repairing the kitchen again, after you tried to do him a breakfast" Say Applejack
"Let's ask the other crusaders, maybe we can get a idea" Suggest Apple Bloom
"Yeah!!" Say Nightshade
In the Club House they reunited together
"Umm... What about if we try our Cutie Mark in Bungee Jump?" Ask Scootaloo
"We tried that the past month, and the month before that" Say Sweetie Belle
"Well... Daddy is still in the hospital and I was thinking in visit him, but they don't let me see him without a adult" Say Nightshade
"Yeah... I also was thinking in visit Rainbow Dash, but they don't let me enter last night... I don't know why..." Comment Scootaloo
The others crusaders look to Scootaloo one second and they continue
"I know, we can be Cutie Mark Spies!! And try to get in!" Say Apple Bloom
"Yes!!! And we can also nurse Rainbow Dash and mister Silver if we fail we can be Cutie Mark Nurses!" Say Sweetie Belle
"Or Cutie Mark Surgeons!!! Maybe we can operate someone and try to do it like that strange Doctor" Say Scootaloo
The Crusaders look again to Scootaloo
"What Doctor? The friend of Derpy?" Ask Nightshade
"No!! Another Doctor, I watch him a couple of nights when I can't sleep, he operate in a back alley near the hospital" Say Scootaloo
The Crusaders look for a moment to Scootaloo and then ignore her
"Well, then, we go to the hospital.... Cutie Mark Crusaders!!!" Say Nightshade
"Gooo!!!" Shout the other crusaders
"Errr... I need to do something first" Say Scootaloo
"Now that you say... I also..." Say Nightshade
"Let's meet in front of the hospital in half a hour then" Suggest Apple Bloom
They go separate ways, and half a hour later they meet in front of the hospital, Apple Bloom is the first to come, after her, Sweetie Belle come with a Nurse uniform, next is Scootaloo with a mountain mask and a tuxedo (Spy from TF2) and finally, Nightshade come with a camoflauge uniform and a bandana (Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3)
"Okay... What the hell are you wearing?" Ask Apple Bloom
"A nurse uniform, if we are going to nurse Rainbow Dash and Mister Silvester, we need to do it correctly" Say Sweetie Belle
"This is the normal uniform of a Spy... right? Rainbow Dash told me a history about him one time" Say Scootaloo
"No... This is the uniform of a Spy... My daddy told me it was a great Spy called Snake" Say Nightshade
Apple Bloom facehoof herself very hard
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About the questions... what about "The older changellings" or "The Noble Changellings" "Duch Changellings" or "Count Changellings"?
P.S: If you run out of question, why don't ask question to put as questions?
Nightshade,what you have to do is very obvious:You have to eat breakfast,just a small snack,so around 16 toasts.
After that you can go to the CMC and do something... interesting,like trying to get your cutie mark in season-callers,ending in a very sudden blizzard so they have to run into a house nearby,who knows,maybe it's Sugarcube Corner,the Hospital or *dadadada* Carussel Boutique.Or maybe the house of some poor pony that has the misfortune of forgetting to close his/her door.
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As for the Question:I'd say they should be called something either Mind Prime or Hive Prime.
I'm sorry.. I am so sorry... But I appear to have lost interest in this particular fiction of the fanular variety. Apologies. So long (and thanks for all the fish).
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I...What did I just read
Scream like a little girl that Mostly helps... Ehh you gonna be fine
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It was nice knowing you when you had interest good sir. Now hopefully I'll come up with a chapter title that's just to interesting for you to ignore.
All so, at least you went out with a reference, which in my eyes are the best way to go.
It should be a Tuesday so you have school young lady. Chat with Button Mash about video games.
During school, Sweetie vents about her sister Rarity and Nightshade first hears about this "Sisterhooves Social"
Bond with Fluttershy vis talking about animals and hopefully she'll be your "Big Sister" for the Social (if not, then team with Apple Bloom when Sweetie Belle "adopts" Applejack as her new big sister)
See Pinkie annoying a Donkey.
you should visit and save bugze everypony knows that doctors are evil and insane
5303257 Nightshade is going to need to use a lalliepop in place of a cigerett
and CMC spies? Nightshade needs to be like "Gentlemares", and emerge from the shadows. before saying "Sorry to pop in unannounced." because oblitory TF2 spie refrence
Suddenly, Fluttershy had a sudden talk about the "Hooded Offender". She knew!
Go to school! Bugze would be so proud of her for being responsible on her own. That, and to prove that she's a big girl.
At school, everypony was asking how Nightshade's father was doing, most particularly curious was Cheerilee's. Being a Tuesday, the day was as hecktic as expected (trying to understand a lesson she had no clue of). To everypony's amusement, and Cheerilee's displeasure, Nightshade made many video game references and the occasional movie one-liner. Finally, school was over, and Nightshade was free to do what she pleases.
Well, it's time to make a visit to Bugze along with Futtershy.
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A name for the season oners? Well, they are the first of the Hivemind and stuck with the story for the entire season so... "Veteran Suggestion Drones"? Too long; makes them sound old, too... How about the "First Larva?" Makes them sound too young... Er... Our "Founding Fathers"? Okay, that'll be weird. Eh... I got nothin'
I dub the beginners as the Neander-Horde. Why? They came first and set up many of the running gags we all know and love, and because I think the name sounds funny
I suggest something like The Neural Nexus, or maybe the Alpha Brain-links. I dunno.
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On to Nightshade.
You're thinking very hard about all the things you could do today, a few things occur to you and you're about to tell Fluttershy, when suddenly a huge gurgling roar comes from seemingly nowhere.
"Where are you? Come out and face me monster!" You spin around and take a fighting stance, ready to tackle anything heading your way and protect miss Fluttershy by all means nessa-
"Oh dear, sounds like someone's hungry." Fluttershy says sweetly. You look down and poke your stomach with a hoof, making it growl again. One of Fluttershy's bears sticks its head in through the window, looking around for its new friend. Fluttershy giggles and beckons you towards the kitchen. "Come on Nightshade, let's get you some breakfast."
...
Breakfast with Fluttershy was great, and you feel really full now. That bread she made from some foreign recipe filled you up so much that you almost didn't have any room left for the eggs and hay-bacon... almost. You can't remember what it was called, lam-bass? Lemmus? Lembas maybe?
Anyway, you're wondering what to do with the rest of your day when a chime in the distance catches your attention. Something about the time on the giant clock-house in town is making you worry.
"Miss Fluttershy, is that clock tower accurate?" you ask.
"Why yes, I believe it is." she checks her own clocks to be sure and nods again. "My clocks are always a bit slow."
"Are you tellin' me it's 8:25?!" you scream as realization suddenly it hits you. "Buck! I'm late for school!"
You grab you school bags and rush out the door, being considerate and closing it before rushing off towards town.
Knowing you'll need some speed, you grab the bottom of a broken food stand and hop aboard, gaining speed as you roll down the street on your impromptu transport.
It's then that you see Big Mac hauling a wagon of apples to the market, seeing as how its on the way, you grab on with your front hooves while keeping your back hooves on your board. Noticing his hitchhiker, Mac turns and sees you waving at him. He returns the gesture with a knowing smile and speeds off towards the school.
If Lady Luck has mercy for once, you won't be too late.
Okay, I imagined that Dr. Quacks voice was that of Dr. Nick throughout the chapter.
Anyway... send daddy some candy and chocolate (you really have no idea how much he needs it).
5303798 exist chocolate cigarret, she could use that
Great chapter.
Maybe have Nightshade run into Applejack on the way to visit her dad. Who all the sudden wants to spend some time with her, and get to know her for some reason. Though Nightshade wouldn't know why. Applejack basically want to spend time with her, and get to know her more. The reason why though Nightshade wouldn't know it is because Applejack plans to hopefully start a relationship her father, and if things go well marry him. Which would make Nightshade Applejack's stepdaughter.
Applejack: I just want to get to know you more.
Nightshade: why?
Applejack: Because you're practically a member of the Apple family. Besides if all goes well hun you will be joining the family someday. Applejack mumbles the last part.
Nightshade: Um what was that last part i didn't hear you?
Applejack stamers: Um nothing. Say how about we get you something to eat, and you can tell me more about yourself sugercube.
Hey, I've been around since Season 1 too! We should be called the Elder Hive Mind. Makes me think of the Grandmapocalypse...
Night Shade, It’s Tuesday and you need to go to school, besides you can’t visit your dad till it’s afternoon anyway.
You thank Fluttershy for her hospitality and take off, you don’t want to be late.
5304316 As you ride Big Mac’s cart to the schoolhouse, you swear you hear what sounds like Princess Cadance singing, and you inexplicable start singing the exact same lyrics.
In Canterlot, Cadance is singing in the shower and is singing at the same time as Night Shade
Night Shade/Cadance: The power of love, is a curious thing, make one stallion weep, make another stallion sing…(and then the rest of the song)
At school you remember the newest big rule, Watching your Filthy Bucking Mouth…at least when the teacher is near.
School is kind of interesting, Since Princess Luna is all the talk around the school (seriously Pip won’t shut up about her) Cheerilee is giving a history lesson on what she was able to find on the accomplishments of the two sisters.
One legend about them really catches your attention. The disappearance of the Crystal Kingdom, how Luna and Celestia failed to save it from an evil dictator who claimed he would return one day.
N: Huh…ominous…
Before everyone is let out for lunch, Cheerilee walks up and asks to speak with you alone
You tell your friends you’ll catch up.
N: Umm…did I do something wrong?
C: No no, nothing like that…it’s just that I wanted to get some clarification from you
N: About what?
C: Well, Twilight Sparkle came to see me yesterday and let me know that she’ll be Teaching you in some manner…but she didn’t explain further and you’re still here.
N: Oh yeah, Princess Luna said I was really powerful and that Twilight would teach me how to control my powers so that I don’t accidentally try and kill daddy again…(your eyes widen) you didn’t hear that last part…
C: Oh, MAGICAL teaching…ok I was worried there for a second, I thought the local librarian was trying to snatch up one of my students to try and show me up…heh heh…well alright then, off you go.
You sit with the CMC outside and eat your lunches…or rather you just stare hungrily at Scootaloos Peanut Butter and Bannana sandwich.
Scootaloo: For the last time no, you can’t have a bite! You already ate yours!
N: COME ON! Fluttershy only packed me one Dandelion sandwich. ONE SANDWICH! What’s her game? Is she trying to starve me?
Sweetie: Well she doesn’t really eat as much as others, maybe she thought it was enough
AB: Yeah Shade, not everypony eats as much as you, she probably didn’t even think about.
N: Sigh…I guess so…but still sooooo hungry…
Scootaloo: How do you eat so much and stay so thin? Seriously, the only other pony who eats more than you is Pinkie Pie…are you two related at all?
N: I don’t think so…I’m pretty sure daddy isn’t…
Sweetie: Well what about your mom?
N: I…don’t really know much about her…Daddy just keeps saying she lives in his mind
Applebloom puts her hoof on your shoulder and gives you a knowing look
AB: I know how you feel sister, here (hands you an apple slice which you immediately devour)
N: Thanks (smile at her)
AB: No problem, but who knows, maybe you’re related to someone right here in Ponyville and you don’t even know it
Sweetie: Oh come on, what are the chances of that?
You don’t know why, but you feel as if Irony has been dropped like a ten ton weight
Scootaloo decides to break the tension.
Scootaloo: So, how is your dad doing? I hear he’s sharing a room with Rainbow Dash! Is she OK too?
N: Yeah they’re both fine, Daddy will be out in no time, I guarantee it. He heals quickly, and the Filly fool…I mean Rainbow Dash looked alright, she was actually upset she had to stay.
Scootaloo: Well that’s good then. Still, it’s awesome that he actually Saved Rainbow Dash! I mean you gotta be really cool to save the most awesome pony ever!
Sweetie: sigh here we go again…
Scootaloo: I mean, Rainbow Dash is cool and awesome, but then here comes your Dad out of nowhere, beating up Hydras and Princess Luna, and he saves her life to boot!
AB: Ugh…it was bad enough when Pip wouldn’t shut up about Luna!
Scootaloo: Heh, Night Shade don’t think this is creepy or anything, but I’m pretty sure your Dad is now my third most favorite pony ever, Behind Dash and the Hooded Offender obviously
You think that technically that makes your Dad both Second and third, but you promised you wouldn’t tell about him being the Offender.
N: Umm…thanks I guess? He’s my number one favorite I know that.
Deciding to move on to another subject, Applebloom chimes in.
AB: So, are you gonna be staying with us tonight?
N: Yeah, it’s Tuesday, so I’ll be out in the shed I guess
AB: Buck that, you’re gonna be staying in my room, It’ll be like a sleep over! We can tell ghost stories and do our hair and make smores and other fun stuff!
N: Hey yeah, that sounds like fun, are you guys gonna be there?
Sweetie: On a school night? Fat chance, Rarity might allow that kind of stuff, but Mom and Dad wouldn’t.
Scootaloo: Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to go either
AB: Don’t worry gals, we can have an actual group sleep over this weekend
Sweetie: OK Then
Scootaloo: We really haven't had one since the whole Cocatrice thing, so yeah count me in.
N: Sounds like a plan
CMC: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS WEEKEND PLANNERS YAY!!!
Pip: What was that?! Were you talking about Luna?
AB: No Pip, go away!
Pip: Alright Then!
After school, you still have some time before you go to see Daddy, so you tell the girls you’re heading to the library. Cheerilee’s talk earlier got you kind of excited about learning how to control your magic and Earth Bending more.
When you get to the library, Spike opens the door and is holding a tub of ice cream
Spike: Hi Night Shade…please don’t kick me in the nards (holds Ice Cream over himself)
N: (giggle) don’t worry Spike I won’t
Spike: Oh thank Luna…so what do you need?
N: I came to see Twilight, I’m hoping we can start our magic classes
Spike: Ohhh…About that…now’s not a good time
N: Huh? Why?
Spike: Well…just look
You go inside and see papers and books everywhere with hand drawings, and a black board with words
“WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TUESDAY MORNING?” written over and over again on it. Twilight seems to be furiously writing onto a checklist
Twilight: Spike! I need another quil! If I’m going to get these Townsponies to fix every possible accident tomorrow, then I’m going to need to be prepared! The Future is counting on me!
You are very confused by what’s going on, so you just look to Spike and say the only thing you can at the moment
N: The Buck is This?
5303617 Oi! You forgot someone...I've been here for a while. Albeit not as long as Erised or Kersey or Eyes Mind but I am proud member of this community
For the name, how about The Elders? They've been here the longest and have had a lot of influence on these stories' progression.
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I didn't forget you man, those where just the people I could think of off the top of my head. Sorry if I offend you in anyway
5306644 nightshade would be savy enough to tell Twilight about stable time loops.
Fluttershy will now have to restock her food stores as Nightshade ate everything. Even the animal food (except the meat ofc).
Please put in a 'what was noise' somewhere
for instance a bomb or something goes of: "what was noise?'
'Sound of a really loud party my friend.' I would love that (because im a tf2 fanatic)
And for the names i got 2 ideas first one: first breed ( :/)
second: Inner Mind
5308994 nah no offense was taken, I was just joking