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Adorable drinkable ponies... That's it... The Ivoryverse is officially my second favorite fandom universe for MLP:FiM.
For some reason when I look at that picture all I can think about are those root beer (coca cola?) gummy candy things...
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Not ivoryverse Just some ponies.
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Oh god, I know what you're talking about and those things are delicious.
interesting.. ive always loved these stories with ponies as inaminate objects in the real world. 10/10
Bong pony, maybe :3 ?
BEST. CURSE. EVER!
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Make it, add it to the new group.
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Can't wait to get HIGH...HIGH as a kite you know mon
Cant get enough of that good kush
The song "drink till I did" immediately came to mind.
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I was gonna make a story about ponies made of drugs, but then I got high.
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OH DEAR DOG MILADY HAT PLEASE CONTINUE BEFORE I RUN OUT OF FEELS GAS!!!
4786698 I would love to know some of them.
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Bitch I have a penis!
4786946 NO YOU DON'T!!! NO MISTER THOMPSON FOR YOU!!!
4786951 derpicdn.net/img/2014/6/21/658222/large.png
Look him in the bulge and say that.
Instant like and fave.
MOAR!!
Product ponies is now a thing. Love it!
4786954 YOU JUST HAVE A VERY WET AND ENGORGED SLIT!!!
I just lovelovelovelovelove this story! There will be more, right? RIGHT????
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Check the group, contribute if you can!
4787010 What's this I hear about wet, engorged slits?2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/S4p7ojhja-I/AAAAAAAAJtI/0zwRrCP1jvs/s400/Claudio+Paulo+Pinto+1.jpg
Sweet mother of god/allah/odin/christ how could anybody not favorite this. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY IS RIGHT! (the word count could be longer but who am I to talk.)
I think my heart just stopped.
I... I just can't- god damn it. Hat, how? How do you do this to me?
Oh my, this is the cutest thing.
Goddamnit hat what the FUCK.
where do you even live? old gypsy women barely get out of the house let alone yell at other people and "curse" them, bitch please curses are a load of shit, most of my peeps just palmread to make money off desperate idiots. Gotta warn you though sometimes things get very satanic very fast, trust me...
Anywhooo
-1 for outdated stereotype
+1 for originality, cant say ive read something like this for the 3 years ive been on here and even before fimfic existed
How can anyone not find this adorable!
Whoa, read that as 'Radec'. Almost had some awful flashbacks of Killzone 2 on elite. 10/10 tho
This was odd... yet very refreshing!
Hmm...i wonder if this site has a group for monster ponies...
Not enough coka cola pony fics! Yay! Will definitely follow.
4786945 I, for one enjoyed wuten's browser ponies so i suggest looking him up. also, im pretty sure sir hat just made a group based around the idea so you can ask him about that.
Alright... *Starts grabbing coins out of pocket and starts putting them into the machine* I want to see how many I can get out of there!
Weird...
I like it
Why is this a thing? Why do I want to see more? What happens if Cokepone eats Mentos? Or does that only work with the diet stuff?
In any case, you're definitely going somewhere with this, though I'm not sure how glass hippomorphs full of high fructose corn syrup tie into "the fate of the farmer's daughter." I look forward to more of whatever this is.
4788908 The fate of the farmer's daughter: fucked by horses.
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I thought it was being seduced by a traveling salesman. Or witnessing a sonic rainboom and becoming a world-saving avatar of cartoonish antics, but that only happened to one farmer's daughter. 
Oh.
I have no idea what i just read... but I have to admit, I kinda liked it.
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Oh, this. So much this!
4789173 I'm guessing this would happen
(snicker) Okay, that's funny!
I wonder what will happen next?
4788545 Why don't you do it? I'm a lazy motherfucker.
That was actually fun to read.
Mind fuckery as all get out, but fun.
Would you accept if people started writing stories about this character?
I think she could become famous around here.
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Make it so, but remember the other drink ponies!
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ugh, fine i might even add to the group
4790741 I made a group for it too.
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Don't.