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MadMaxtheBlack


Too much to write; too little time

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Oh yes, I can always count on Sir Hat to ensure I have my weekly dose of shenanigans. Usually sexy shenanigans.

Great work!:pinkiehappy:
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I love your pic! It's so dark and sexy! My type of thing, you know?

4447553 You are such a flatterer....

Do continue...

The Headless Horse reappears on the outskirts of Ponyville, catching the interest of the locals. They quickly decide to send someone expendable to check it out.

And who's more expendable than an OC?

4447781 Dime a dozen twats!:twilightangry2:

I could build an army with all of mine-:twilightoops:


:applejackconfused:I could build an army...

:pinkiecrazy:I should build an army.

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I have never been more confused while reading something ever. Normally it boils down to good or bad, but this was just weird to the nth degree.

It's meta-fiction, clop, HiE and 100% bat shit insanity. This is what you get when you write a fic while high out of your mind on codeine, like someone (Dale Hostpezz) gave you a pen and told to write whatever idea rolled out of your head. Then when you less high and had regained more cognitive ability, someone else (I'm gonna call this person Mary Josephine) propped you in front of a keyboard and the end result was this story.

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...People say my writing is crazy, I call it creative.

Also, that actually made me giggle.:facehoof: I (a 20yr old man) giggled.

...Excuse me while I turn in my man card.:fluttershysad:

4447787 don't make me get out my trump card.

4447831
Huh?

I was agreeing with you.

OC is more expendable than Russian conscripts.:pinkiecrazy:

4447805 I believe that would mean the ponies have finally worked their way into your bloodsteam.

Also good story so far, I imagine the main character is eventually going to try and get Twilight or someone to build a machine to make communication easier lol. I'm sure the tapping will get old pretty fast.

4447839 no, i mean the army.

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Too late.:moustache:

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And they all have a unique name, back story, favorite color, penis preference and...best pony.:rainbowkiss:

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This is the weirdest, most adorable story I've read in a while. Nicely done, Sir Hat.:twilightsmile:

I'm glad this is a thing.

All she wants is a little love... :rainbowkiss:

20 comments, 150+ vies, 44 likes, and no dislikes.

Sir/Madam, I believe you've broken some kind of record.

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Yeah, that's a record of some sort. Absolutely no dislikes? How the hell is that possible?

This is kinda strange but also pretty cute, can't wait for more good sir.

Somehow I doubt Ms Headless is going to be communicating by PDA, a la Celty Sturluson. (Which, of course, leaves everything wide open.)

All right, who's the wiseguy with the downturned thumb all of a sudden?

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One of my many enemies.:twilightangry2:

May they fall to my literary blade. (A papercut)

The headless just turned her neck up at me, pseudo looking at me and walking against my side. It pressed itself against me and just stayed there. I just patted his stump, "...You arlight?"

You kinda messed up with the pronouns. And that last word is misspelled.

Featured box!!!!!
*pulls out vuvuzela*
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Oh, good. So I wasn't the only one thinking, 'someone get that mare a cellphone.'

This is going to be amazing. :yay:

You have my attention. Is this just a short fun story? I think it has potential (i do not know your usual works)

A certain picture by Cold-Blooded Twilight comes to mind....

(You'll know what it is when you look)

Well, this is new and interesting. I'm intrigued.

Weird but intriguing. I'll take this ride.

If a pony can somehow be without a head... Where is it's brain?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE NEEDS A HUG!!!!! WHO DOES HE HUG!!!!!!!!1

oh god, I'm laughing so hard right now and i have no idea why

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Well, if there's a portal between the head and body for sustenance, magic's involved. And if magic's involved, I would assume a magically virtual intelligence. Magic A.I., because magic can explain anything.

Get ready boys and girls cus this one is gonna be the good kind of bizarre.

I am very quickly falling in love with your characters and this story in general....:but those tags both scare and intrigue me.....

a pony dullahan. this will be interesting XD

Fascinating, captain... :rainbowderp:

4449369 False, the brain of the body is in the butt :eeyup:

I was expecting weird and maybe a bit saucy, given the tags. I was not expecting cute. WHY IS IT CUTE?!?! Its a story about a thousand-plus year-old deathless/ageless decapitated pony with the foul mouth of a crusty British pub-goer, HOW IS IT CUTE?

On a scale of 1 to 10 this is a 20.
Keep up the good work.

TGM

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in its plot. :trollestia:

Can you write more? Like, now? Because I think I need more.

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