- Member Since 3rd Dec, 2012
- offline last seen Sep 20th, 2024
MadMaxtheBlack
Too much to write; too little time
MadMaxtheBlack
Joined 3rd Dec, 2012 ·
Offline
Featured In18
- Adventure3,046 stories ·1,237 members
Clopfics11,977 stories ·16,078 members
Humans in Equestria17,532 stories ·17,321 members
The Writers' Group58,019 stories ·9,492 members
Supporting Original Characters4,159 stories ·1,861 members
Art for Fanfiction221 stories ·5,256 members
Humans falling in love with ponies.2,498 stories ·6,277 members
I Just Want a Comment16,069 stories ·3,776 members
Stats
Page generated in 0.27 seconds
Total duration
844 users online
868,247 hits today, 1,452,757 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2025
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2025 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Oh yes, I can always count on Sir Hat to ensure I have my weekly dose of shenanigans. Usually sexy shenanigans.
Great work!
4447534
I love your pic! It's so dark and sexy! My type of thing, you know?
4447553 You are such a flatterer....
Do continue...
i0.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-weird-but-i-like-it-spiderman.jpg?w=900
4447562
And who's more expendable than an OC?
4447781 Dime a dozen twats!
I could build an army with all of mine-
img541.imageshack.us/img541/5360/aceventuras.gif
I have never been more confused while reading something ever. Normally it boils down to good or bad, but this was just weird to the nth degree.
It's meta-fiction, clop, HiE and 100% bat shit insanity. This is what you get when you write a fic while high out of your mind on codeine, like someone (Dale Hostpezz) gave you a pen and told to write whatever idea rolled out of your head. Then when you less high and had regained more cognitive ability, someone else (I'm gonna call this person Mary Josephine) propped you in front of a keyboard and the end result was this story.
4447790
...People say my writing is crazy, I call it creative.
Also, that actually made me giggle.
I (a 20yr old man) giggled.
...Excuse me while I turn in my man card.
4447787 don't make me get out my trump card.
4447831
Huh?
I was agreeing with you.
OC is more expendable than Russian conscripts.
4447805 I believe that would mean the ponies have finally worked their way into your bloodsteam.
Also good story so far, I imagine the main character is eventually going to try and get Twilight or someone to build a machine to make communication easier lol. I'm sure the tapping will get old pretty fast.
4447839 no, i mean the army.
4447849
Too late.
minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/roman_legion2.jpg
And they all have a unique name, back story, favorite color, penis preference and...best pony.
4447805
This is the weirdest, most adorable story I've read in a while. Nicely done, Sir Hat.
4447855
Trump card.
I'm glad this is a thing.
All she wants is a little love...
20 comments, 150+ vies, 44 likes, and no dislikes.
Sir/Madam, I believe you've broken some kind of record.
4448072
46 likes, 50 favs.
4448085
Yeah, that's a record of some sort. Absolutely no dislikes? How the hell is that possible?
This is kinda strange but also pretty cute, can't wait for more good sir.
Somehow I doubt Ms Headless is going to be communicating by PDA, a la Celty Sturluson. (Which, of course, leaves everything wide open.)
All right, who's the wiseguy with the downturned thumb all of a sudden?
4448325
One of my many enemies.
May they fall to my literary blade. (A papercut)
t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSB2At59eqYR2WsXziT_01hVi3go6HqpyDK8MEmCd1H_t5e5txLFyaCc1Sg
Celty Sturluson,"The Headless Rider", aproves this fic.
i.imgur.com/2qbdZR0.png
You kinda messed up with the pronouns. And that last word is misspelled.
Featured box!!!!!
*pulls out vuvuzela*
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
4448709
Cheers mate!
4448717
4448454
Oh, good. So I wasn't the only one thinking, 'someone get that mare a cellphone.'
This is going to be amazing.
You have my attention. Is this just a short fun story? I think it has potential (i do not know your usual works)
A certain picture by Cold-Blooded Twilight comes to mind....
(You'll know what it is when you look)
Well, this is new and interesting. I'm intrigued.
Weird but intriguing. I'll take this ride.
If a pony can somehow be without a head... Where is it's brain?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE NEEDS A HUG!!!!! WHO DOES HE HUG!!!!!!!!1
oh god, I'm laughing so hard right now and i have no idea why
4449294
Well, if there's a portal between the head and body for sustenance, magic's involved. And if magic's involved, I would assume a magically virtual intelligence. Magic A.I., because magic can explain anything.
Get ready boys and girls cus this one is gonna be the good kind of bizarre.
I am very quickly falling in love with your characters and this story in general....:but those tags both scare and intrigue me.....
a pony dullahan. this will be interesting XD
Fascinating, captain...
4449369 False, the brain of the body is in the butt
I was expecting weird and maybe a bit saucy, given the tags. I was not expecting cute. WHY IS IT CUTE?!?! Its a story about a thousand-plus year-old deathless/ageless decapitated pony with the foul mouth of a crusty British pub-goer, HOW IS IT CUTE?
On a scale of 1 to 10 this is a 20.
Keep up the good work.
4449294
in its plot.
Can you write more? Like, now? Because I think I need more.