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Mustard Is Best Pony
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Mustard Is Best Pony
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That ending was brilliant.
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OF COURSE IT WAS
I AM MUSTARD AND I AM BRILLIANT!
Fluttershy is a sexy beast.
man... that was fantastic
Cute.
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Ok.
Credit where it's due, this was a nice tale you made up.
Worked pretty good and you don't often see such a pair.
The interaction between Vinyl and Fluttershy felt a bit odd, but that could be just me...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Just by the title I can immetiatly relate this to Let The Music Flow by Tehponiplz(if you haven't read it, then you probably don't know what im talking about.
)
I gotta say, this was awesomly written. Faved, and an awesome 8.9\10.
ha gay
This.
This right here.
YES.
Wow. A awsom beat and the perfect meet. The 'J and the shy are together felling hi. And with the fear, im glad they feel so very near. And with this cute couple being happy, than i can feal really sappy.
... ok i hate it when my emotins go in to zecora mind set, allwas makes me feel regret.gah!
A great chapter, maby make nother?
That was really different but really good.
Congratulations you get spike and a scoots
~Reggie
Never thought I'd ever say that a condiment is better and writing than I am.
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MUSTARD IS A GLORIOUS WRITER.
CONDIMENT-ALITY ASIDE, STILL A GLORIOUS WRITER.
ALSO, I TAKE REQUESTS.
SEND THEM IN TO ME, FAITHFUL MINION!
3962533 I bow down to you o glorious mustard. If I come up with any requests, I'll be sure to send them to you.
But I'm curious—is this a clop alt?
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AN ALT YES
BUT NOT A CLOP ALT. THE ORIGINAL IS A CLOP AUTHOR AS WELL.
MY REASONS ARE MY OWN; LEAVE ME BE!
OR... SEND REQUESTS.
I CARE NOT.
WHY CAN I NOT UP VOTE THIS MORE THAN ONCE?????
That was spectacular, you wrote an erotic fluttershy, and she was 1000% believable. I really wish all clops were this character accurate. And HOT!
*Before reading*
...Vinyl and Fluttershy... never seen this pairing before. I don't think they go well together... meh, let's see where this goes.
*After reading*
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE?!?!?!?!?! I NEED TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE!!!! I NEED MORE OF THIS COUPLE!!! WHY?!
This was ADORABLE!!!!
Oh wow. That was...
Soooo well-written!! (and I am pretty picky!)
Didn't really enjoy this one until the end there. I felt like the clop was unneeded, but that may just be me
whatevs good job
I have found your fictional offering to be most adequate.
Now don't let me detain you.
- The Ponytrician.
entertaining to the end sir. i
....is there gunna be a sequal afta the tour???
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NO THERE WILL NOT.
A ONE-SHOT IS A ONE-SHOT AND NOT A TWO-SHOT OR ANY OTHER NUMBER OF SHOTS.
Wow, you should write more stories like this, that was awesome!!
3970446 well I still loved.
YES VYNIL HAS MAJENTA EYES THANKYOU
Certainly a new pairing, but one I now believe I like. Very well written too.
The only thing I didn't like was Vinyl's magenta eyes instead of red eyes.
So yeah, it's about a 3/10 now because of that.10/10, would read again.
i found it most enjoybel and belivable good work.
I always loved flutterdash but this is AMAZING
This was good erotica. Had a proper story to it, nice build-up, a good tender moment between them, then came the sexiness. And my God, did it pay off.
Very well done, Mr. Condiment. Ketchup remains my favorite, sadly, but you're a very close #2.
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WHAT?!
BLASPHEMY.
MUSTARD IS GLORIOUS AND YELLOW. KETCHUP IS DIRTY AND RED; THE COLOR OF BLOOD.
THE COLOR OF BETRAYAL.
FUCK KETCHUP.
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But ketchup remains sweet and delicious, on its own or with any kind of food! CAN YOU CLAIM THE SAME, CONDIMENT?
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SACCHARINE COMPLIMENTS TO A SUB-PAR CONDIMENT. KETCHUP PANDERS TO YOUR EVERY NEED LIKE A MEWLING CHILD.
ONLY THOSE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO HANDLE MUSTARD'S GLORY CAN WITHSTAND ITS AMAZING POTENTIAL FOR ORAL DELIGHT.
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YOU CONFUSE SOUR AGONY FOR ORAL DELIGHT, MUSTARD. SWEETNESS IS THE BEST ADDITIVE TO ANY FOOD.
CAN YOU SAY YOU GO WELL WITH GRILLED CHEESE? OR PERHAPS FRIES? NAY! YOU CAN'T.
YOU SERVICE THE MANY LONG AND INCONSPICUOUSLY INNUENDOUS MEATS OF THE WORLD. HOT DOG LOVER.
WHAT YOU SEE AS ATTENTION GRABBING IS VERSATILITY AND SKILL.
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MUSTARD WORKS WELL WITH THE CHEESE AND THE FRIES OF QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY.
AND YOUR MOM LOVES HOT DOGS.
I WORK TOGETHER FREQUENTLY WITH THE SWEET ONE YOU CALL KETCHUP. HIS COLOR IS INDICITIVE OF HIS MOONLIGHT ESCAPADES. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO AVOID INGESTING HIS TRECHAROUS JUICES ANYMORE.
I AM DERIVED FROM A SEED; WHOLE AND PURE AND OF THE EARTH.
KETCHUP IS WATER AND *DRAMATIC GASP*
SALT.
THE PASTE OF TOMATOES IS THE BLOOD OF A NATION. I AM HER FRUIT; HER BOUNTY. I AM HER CONFIDANT, HER BANNERMAN.
NOT THE BLOOD OF HER WOUNDS SALTING THE ENTREES OF A NATION.
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A CONTENDER FOR MY GLORY?!
WAIT.
I SENSE THE BEGINNINGS OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
WE MUST ALLY. FRIES AND SANDWICHES EVERYWHERE REJOICE;
MUSTARD HAS FOUND MAYONNAISE.
So this is how you write when you're not rushing through it or half drunk.
I admit, the pairing originally kept me from checking this one out until I pulled it up to review for the HQMF group. I'm glad I checked it out though and saw what you can really do when you're at your best.
I have to say I'm impressed. Your ability for description is great and really brought a lot of this story to life, especially in Fluttershy's moments at the concert. Vinyl's reactions with Fluttershy after coming into her room were a great fresh idea; we get so many stories that are only from within the mane 6 that it's easy to forget that they're basically huge celebrities outside of Ponyville--where everyone already knew them before they were famous. The sex was good, well detailed with lots of feeling and descriptions beyond just the act itself; Fluttershy never acted like she had experience beyond what she realistically would have. I especially enjoyed her little panic attack when Vinyl asked her to stop.
Out of curiosity, what was up with Fluttershy having her mane & tail braided? It came up a few times throughout the story and just seemed such an odd change & detail to focus on. What was the impetus behind it if I may ask?
The only thing that really detracts from the story is that I can't really wrap my head around the idea of Fluttershy lusting after a mare she's never met before or gotten to know, jumping into bed with her after so little time, and even being the initial sexual aggressor. So much of the description and thoughts seem to feel genuine, but the actions scream out against her nature. Vinyl has a bit of the same issue, although it's harder to have a problem with her because her only characterization comes through fanon, but she comes across as considerably shyer than her fanon characterization without the RD-like brashness and unthinking mannerisms. I'm not saying anyone should be a slave to fanon, heck Lyra in Xenophilia is about as far from her common representation as you can get, but this shyer Vinyl seems like it could really work in a larger narrative where you have the time to flesh out why her personality is so different.
I really hope we get more stuff of this quality from you. If this is the kind of story you can write, I may have to consider that idea of sending you a request.
EDIT: As for the HQMF group, I like this story and think it might have a place in the minimal story folder, but Fluttershy jumping the gun, so to speak, put me a bit on the fence so I asked for a second opinion. I'd say the chances are fairly good though.
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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HQMF GROUP IS; COULD YOU PROVIDE A LINK?
ADDITIONALLY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHTFUL FEEDBACK. THIS IS THE ONE STORY I WROTE THAT IS NOT A REQUEST. IF I EVER GET IDEAS THAT DON'T FIT WELL WITH MY MAIN ACCOUNT; BUT I STILL WANT TO EXPLORE, I WILL PUBLISH THEM HERE. THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE STORIES, AND WRITTEN PRIMARILY AS AN EXERCISE IN CREATING A QUICK, MEANINGFUL CONNECTION BETWEEN TWO CHARACTERS.
THE ENTIRE DYNAMIC OF FLUTTERSHY AND VINYL SCRATCH'S RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON A ONE-NIGHT STAND. FLUTTERSHY TAKES THE FIRST STEPS IN THEIR PAIRING AS AN EXERCISE IN STEPPING OUT OF HER COMFORT ZONE. TRUST ME; WRITING FLUTTERSHY SO OUT-OF-CHARACTER WAS A CHALLENGE.
AS FOR VINYL SCRATCH; I IMAGINE HER THUSLY; SHE'S A RAMBUNCTIOUS, CENTER-OF-ATTENTION, 'MUST BE ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT' TYPE OF DJ.
... WHEN SHE'S ON STAGE.
OFF THE STAGE, WHEN THE STROBES GO OUT, WHEN IT'S JUST HER TRYING TO BE HER, SHE'S SURPRISINGLY MELLOW AND A LITTLE BIT MELANCHOLY. AS SHE TOLD FLUTTERSHY, SHE DISLIKES SEEING PONIES JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC WITHOUT REALLY LETTING IT IMPACT THEM IN ANY WAY. SO, OFF-STAGE, SHE'S SUBJECT TO MUCH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE, POSTURING, ELITISM, ETC, ETC. IT DISGUSTS HER.
THAT'S WHY SHE WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH FLUTTERSHY, AWAY FROM THE AFTER PARTIES, WHICH I DON'T THINK SHE ENJOYS ATTENDING IN THE FIRST PLACE. SHE'S A VERY CALM, LEVEL-HEADED MARE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PUT ON A SHOW, HOW TO MAKE PONIES REALLY, TRULY LISTEN TO HER MUSIC.
OH, AND FLUTTERSHY BRAIDED HER MANE AND TAIL BECAUSE THEY TEND TO GET STEPPED ON IN LARGE GROUPS.
... I HATE THAT LONG TAIL. IT MUST BE CONSTANTLY DIRTY WITH HOW MUCH IT DRAGS ON THE GROUND.
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HQMF is the High Quality Mature Fiction group.
That's a neat characterization for Vinyl, I've personally always had the headcanon that she uses the shades as a sort of defense mechanism, building the facade around them as sort of a barrier. Like I said, it's great to see those new characterizations of fanon characters in larger stories where you have the time to really explore their personality and get into why they're different.
Huh... FlutterScratch. Never saw that one coming.
I would not complain about a sequel to this story *nudge nudge* *wink wink*
great story it had all my favrouite things in it dubstep, fluttershy, vinyl, and ponies getting nasty
i loved stories ware fluttershy gets out of her comfort zone and does something lewd i think that's the main reason i like fluttershy so much, cute creatures doing sexy acts just turns me on
i would rate it 8.5 out of 10 clops great work
now i have something to think about while i fall asleep goodnight
Brilliant and absolutely beautiful. I teared up when I read Vinyl's letter. After I fapped, of course.
The pairing was lovely, and a well done reasoning behind Vinyl's infatuation. I would enjoy a potential sequel to this, when vinyl returns and how a relationship could form further, but it may taint the sweetness of the ending you wrote.
Amazing, my dear author. Simply amazing.
It was moving
This was really great.
Definitely loved this story!!
I certainly hope you consider writing a sequel to it, as it so deserves one!
The ending is what I liked the most; the fact that Fluttershy was a little happy that Vinyl had left her iHoof there to listen to... to move to...
Here's hoping they can have a real time to actually be a couple... soon...