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Mustard Is Best Pony


MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

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Oh Mustard, I could never be mad with you.
You write so well and so fluently...












*Sniff* I'm so proud...

Dude, for all you specialize in porn, to see a solid story from you that so happens to ALSO have porn? Sign me right the fuck up!

Are you at all related to the great BunnyMustard?

Interesting!:coolphoto:

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I AM NOT AND THIS OTHER MUSTARD IS INFERIOR
POINT ME TO THEM SO I MAY ASSERT MY DOMINANCE

Hah! Oblivious Celestia. :rainbowlaugh:

And so it continues.... :yay:

Is... is it bad that I hope he ends up railing Celestia? Because I hope he ends up railing Celestia.
Also, great first chapter, you did good job of setting up the rest of story. The pacing felt really good here.:twilightsmile:

"So." Luna grinned at him. "How was your visit with Luna?"

CHANGELING!!!

or

MULTIPLE LUNAS!


EITHER WAY, I APPROVE.

4946967 You forgot one theory... LUNACEPTION.

The funniest this about this chapter was the fact that there was a 'Bad Dragon' ad at the bottom :rainbowlaugh:

Don't dragons have more than one 'dragon hood'?

Well, that was a fun chapter.:twilightsheepish:

"So." Luna grinned at him. "How was your visit with Luna?"

Your going to want to fix that:trollestia:.

Also, just call them dragon scales or something. Calling him a reptile just sounds insulting:facehoof:.

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*YOU'RE

LET'S SEE YOU TYPE A CHAPTER ON YOUR PHONE THIS WELL.

4948450 I'll have you know, Sir, I would use my tablet.:duck: My phone is too small:twilightsheepish:.

Well...This will set ponies to talking :trixieshiftright:

Seeing some actual proof Celestia isn't just trying to keep him on a leash would be nice. Her words may say one thing, bur her demenor says something else entirely.

Also, TwilicornXSpike OTP

Um...You wrote "beagel", and I think you meant "bagel".

4948450 I.type all my stories on my phone

...you know, it's times like these that make me realize WHY Twi was always going nuts when Celestia was involved. Moreover, this also leaves me to think that poor Spike may or may not have his own Smarty Pants incident...though HOW is completely up in the air.

Nice job on the chapter! Looking forward to more!

Son of ma-gun!

Damn if Twilight had a teacher like that now wonder she spazes out when shit happens

Even for a dragon, Celestia, could give a guy more of a warning!:twilightoops::moustache::trollestia:

I hope your just saving the detailed sex scenes for, Luna and Celestia, since you skipped to in this chapter?:duck:

"She's the fastest pony in Equestria."

:rainbowlaugh:

I can just imagine the next chapter, with Spike waking up still grinning like an idiot... and Luna going for round seventy-six.

You seem to have skipped over some good bits in this chapter.:raritywink:

Mmmmmmm yes. More sexy times with dominating, experienced Luna :pinkiehappy:

NOOOOOOOOOOO :raritydespair:

A foursome and it's just skipped over?! Author plz :applecry:

Nice tease there with skimping on the details of the party. I approve :pinkiehappy:

Can't wait for the next one!

5015105 I know. :fluttercry: Why dey do dis to us? :twilightangry2:

Hmm...
Should I be bothered that Spike's move was tipped over in favor of video games? Everyone has a childish side, but this...
I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW NO MORES!

Guards face had to be priceless to look at when she saw luna:trollestia:

hey mustard are u done with this story?

Spike's eyes went wide as the first bolt of energy ripped through the room, moving straight for his heart.

This almost sounds like someone ran out of ideas on how to end the story so just left it on a possible "he ded" ending. I do hope for more though.

I really like this... update please

the cliff hanger is too good i'm DIEING FROM SUSPENCE

WHY DO AUTHORS ALWAYS END CHAPTERS WITH CLIFFHANGERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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