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Mustard Is Best Pony
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Mustard Is Best Pony
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DAYUM
Pfff only half of it drunk? GET ON MY LEVEL SON!
Looking at how good people on this site write drunk, me thinks I should down a turkey, and write my débuted fic
Nice
of ten
ME GUSTA
4023708 "Write drunk edit sober." Ernest Hemingway
Who types this well while being drunk? Well done
What was you drinking? Wodka? Coniaq? Tequila? Brandy?
Try polish vodka next time.
Picasso called it the 3rd best thing on the world 
fuckin loved it!
And i read it drunk, so woo for drunk...
4026926
yays alcoholz
http://i1357.photobucket.com/albums/q752/thunder_hammer/applejack_whaaa__by_lebenitois_zps048e37f8.png
Applejack's face when she hears that Applebloom got Spike off more times than her.
approved by she herself
I warned ya they wouldn't stop begging for a sequel until you gave in.
I'll check this sucker out soon.
Throng? whats a throng, unless it was meant to be "thong"
4027822
A THRONG IS A LOOP OF LEATHER, TYPICALLY USED TO TIE HAIR OR A CHARM AND WORN AS A NECKLACE.
4027875
Oh...alrighty mate
you make it sound like people actually write while they're sober. they don't..... right? RIGHT?!
4028157
Unfortunately those of us to whom alcohol is not allowed for medical reasons are forced to write sober.
4028157 Sure they write sober. Just not well.
You're the best Mustard!
Ew, SpikeBloom. Worst ship ever.
The cover image made me nauseous.
4029917 No one asked for your opinion, vermin. Get The Fuck Out .
Dayum. Just. . . Dayum.
You. Mustard. I like you.
4023708
Been thinking of trying to use alcohol to help inpire my own writing recently, considering I have about 8 or 9 litres of alcohol on hand—5.3 litres of which is vodka (not counting liqueurs).
I'm really uncomfortable that you had stuff like 'incest is okay' 'you should always be open-minded' 'sex is a great way to bond with people' 'you should have sex with everyone' I mean, I like sex as much as the next guy, but shouldn't there be a point where you have to make boundaries? I mean, you're making it look like everyone in Ponyville is a sex-obessed nympho who'll do anything with a pulse.
4030350 Boundaries are for communists. You a commie or something you boundary loving red coat.
4030350
APPLEJACK CONFESSES THAT SHE ONLY HAS SEX WITH HER FRIENDS TO SHARE SOMETHING NICE WITH THEM.
SHE PURPOSEFULLY DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH FLUTTERSHY, BUT DOES WITH THE OTHER ELEMENTS.
SHE GOES ON TO ENCOURAGE APPLEBLOOM TO SHARE HER FEELINGS WITH THE OTHER CRUSADERS, BUT WHETHER OR NOT SHE ACTUALLY DOES THE DEED IS UP TO HER.
REMEMBER: ONLY APPLEJACK, BIG MAC, AND ZECORA GIVE ANY INSIGHT TO THEIR SEX LIFE IN THIS STORY.
PONYVILLE HAS HUNDREDS OF PONIES LIVING IN IT.
... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DOWNVOTE AND MOVE ON.
MUSTARD CARES NOT FOR YOUR PETTY QUALMS.
4030359
Yes, because thinking you shouldn't have sex with everyone, no matter who they are, is like restricting personal freedom.
4030401 Umm it totally is. You are restricting their ability to have sex with people they want to.
I'm half-tempted to read this. Sooo tempted.
Then again these type of fics were never my thing without a good story to go along with 'em...
*Cough* Diaries of a Madman *Cough*
Thumbs up for concept!
4030389
First off, using all caps to respond to me-very immature.
Second, 'petty qualms'? Oh, well then, let's bow down to you and your almighty opinions!
All I did was say I think this is uncomfortable and you act like I'm an immature prude!
4030407
Even incest?
4030055
Make me, Pinkie.
*vomits* The only thing Spike should be paired with is a gallon of bleach.
4030389
Hey alt account, get back to writing Diaries instead of gross Spike fics k. I need moar of longest story.
4030549 Hey i heard you like bleach do you want to share it with Spike?
4030595
Naw, you can go ahead. Ladies first.
4030613 what if i told you there are no girls on the internet.
4030417
ALL CAPS?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
THIS IS THE GLORIOUS MUSTARD'S REGULAR VOICE.
(I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS. CHECK MY BLOG. CHECK MY USERPAGE. YOU'LL FIND I'M CONSISTENT.)
AND I NEVER ASKED YOU TO BOW TO MY OPINIONS. I ASKED YOU TO KEEP YOURS TO YOURSELF, PARTICULARLY WHEN THEY'RE NEGATIVE.
4030549
DIARIES?
WHAT STORY IS THAT?
AND WHEN DID MY ALT MAKE IT?
4030613 I would, but why do you want your mother to lose her best lover?
4030622
It's obvious this is an alt account for your main Brah.
4030621
I would say you are OP then
4030624
Lol so original, boy you got me.
4030644 Well if i was op (if you mean original poster) then i would have purple in my name.
plus i don't type in caps.
and i also dislike spike i was just trying to get a reaction out of you.
4030657
I meant you are OP as in you are a faggot.
LOL, it didn’t work. I hate Spike. He doesn’t deserve any of the females. Except Flash Sentry
4030432 A man should be free to do anything and everything he wants to do.
4030669 The law says otherwise.
4030644
I DON'T DENY THIS IS AN ALTERNATE.
BUT THIS IS NOT AN ALTERNATE OF AN ACCOUNT NAMED 'Brah.'
GUESS AGAIN.
4030669
Including me?
4030622
Thinking people shouldn't engage in constant sex with friends and family is a negative opinion?
4030699
This is your main account
I was calling you “Brah” because you’re acting like a dudebro.
4030715
IN THE CONTEXT OF THIS PARTICULAR STORY, YES. I WOULD APPRECIATE IF, INSTEAD OF PERPETRATING YOUR CLOSETED OPINION, YOU MOVE ON AND LEAVE THIS STORY BE. IT'S ALREADY DEVOLVING INTO A CLUSTERFUCK WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
4030719
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS ACCOUNT BEFORE.
HANG ON LET ME PM HIM WITH THIS COMMENT. I'M SURE HE'LL GET A LAUGH.
4030703 No not including you because your a communist.
4030719 Considering I know mustard personally I can assure you thats not him.
4030759
Who are you, Joe McCarthy?
4030783 No I'm Madness Brony. Or you can call me Pete.