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Abramus5250
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
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Aye. I expect plot armor ahead. Luck too.
I had a giggle, m8.
I laughed. A nice inversion of the usual trope.
Lucky Spike.
I'm surprised you managed to keep the rating under mature.
I would LOVE to see a bonus chapter showing them going at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5079628 Am I going to be expecting this from you on every story or chapter to a story I post, the one formerly known as Onyx Elite?
This was magnificent, 6 out of 5!
I enjoyed this. A nice twist that is unusual and an ending that is clean and tidy. You were scientific and clean letting you squeeze in under the the bar.
5079842 I second this exclamatory statement.
He could've done it with a griffin.
HAHAHAHA! Wasn't really expecting that until Twi started whispering to them. Tbh, I thought they would go through with the growth spell stuff or something. Still, very good story.
You should totally write a clop sequel though.
Great Story!LOL! Like most of, Spike's, problems a visit with the Princess/Princesses is the best idea!
And YES! You should write a CLOP story for this! Why would you even need a answer for that! Spike's dick being to big for an "average" mare is a story that has been a long time coming!
HE'S A FUCKING DRAGON! His dick is going to be as big as a pony someday!
P.S. Love the, "Zecora got back", shout out. Seriously! Even by canon standards, Zecora, got a nice big butt! Go ahead and look at any episode she in. That ass dorfs a ponies by comparison!
I found Spike's dilemma to be funny and Twilight's solution to the problem had me laughing. Still I wish to see a side version if this story.
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Why would that make a difference?
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Considering they're avians, they could be smaller in that department.
I kinda like the humor, but also the approach a fair number of writers don't think about....
There is such a thing as 'Too Big'
Good lord man, clop version please!
That aside, very well written. And I love how you are the first to put a limiter on how big is "too big" that I've seen.
Lol to funny!
I was laughing so hard by the end
Twilight's kind of a dick. "You can have privacy, but only if you tell me everything."
Also, will Cadence eventually outgrow Shining Armor's Love Soldier?
MAKE TEH CLOP FOR THIS
This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read.
I would like to see a clop version please. Either way great one shot.
this amused me... well done.
Oh this was good, but in the end Spike's still gonna have a problem with regular mares.
Still, he's a lucky dragon.
I approve.
I'm surprised they managed to maintain a level-head through this whole ordeal and the ending really sealed it.
Very well written.
I'm confused is this the only chapter? Cause if so that's disappointing..... I sure hope there is loads more to come!
Suddenly, the Bad Dragon adverts are kinda fitting here.
5080075 Just put him on ignore already, dude ain't worth the drama he's trying to cause.
“Twilight, ogling penises in a porno magazine doesn't count as “seeing” a penis.” I almost laughed myself out of my chair at that point. My lungs hurt after the whole thing. And yeah, I'd love to see the next part lol.
Probably the least freaky dragon dong story I have read on this site. Having one for each hole or a morning star head are pretty creepy...
5080395 I'm sure spike mentioned he wasn't attracted to other species as far as he was aware? Good point tho so I'm gonna be a hypocrite and say
He could have done it with a Hydra/manticore/chimera?
...So, in other words, it's totally okay to spy on anypony you find suspicious? That's pretty ominous coming from the Princess of Friendship.
As for the story, I dunno, I didn't find it very funny. Aside from the ending, it just didn't read like a comedy. I think you played it a bit too straight.
Also, how the hell did this get away with only a teen tag?
Really and truly, penis size is rarely a problem in a love affair. In either direction. If people love one another, you'd be surprised the accommodations they can make for one another. This is kind of a nudge-nudge-wink-wink teenage concept of sexuality.
5081498 Well that would technically be bestiality. Sure they may be ponies and a dragon, but they are sentient beings with a higher intelligence. The things you stated are just animals, so yeah I'd say that falls under bestiality.
I have no idea if I'm about to read what I think I'm going to read, but I'm sure it'll be hilarious.
Also, I would just like to point out that my ad bar may be getting the wrong idea over what this story is about.
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Edit: I take it back, that ad is exactly what this story is about.
5080075 Thou doth may. Thou doth may not. The future is but a mist, and I may only guide myself though it not leave it.
5081314 There are some authors, like myself, who can take abuse. And, even rarer, some who want to use it to improve, such as myself.
I don't think that's necessary, However, a sequel detailing the week that Spike had with the princesses is...
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Eh, I couldn't get past Twilight being such a bitch at the beginning, so I can't say for sure how good the writing was. Twilight can certainly be quite unpleasant at times, especially towards Spike, but I really feel like this just went too far out of character for her.
Please tell me this is a story about how dragons don't have penises.
You mister, have your incentive!
A loud Equestrian voice scream came from Ponyville ,But it was not a Royal scream ,"It could of been MINE! It could of been mine" The Boutique owner pouted.
"MINE I TELL YOU! - MINE!"
"Could that be streching it a bit?"
"Well DUH!"
I read the title. I looked at the picture. I understood.
I jumped out the window.
This was wonderful. Brilliant. Witty and sexy. Please please please write some clop to go with it.
Really funny story, it was indeed quite humorous. Would really love a clop version.