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Mustard Is Best Pony
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Mustard Is Best Pony
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... I gotta say, Scoots and Trixie is something I've never seen. I'm looking forward to this!
wait. i'm confused. before i read this, is this trixie adopting scoots or.. i hate to ask this, a foalcon?
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NEITHER
SCOOTALOO IS AGED ACCORDINGLY, AS IS TRIXIE.
CONSENTING MARES OF A MILD AGE DIFFERENCE.
4149202 okay. no need to shout.
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I SPEAK LIKE THIS ALWAYS.
SOMETHING OF A RUNNING THEME.
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I'm starting to get the impression that this is a secondary account for you, to use for clopfics and shouting. Is that true, and if so what is your primary account?
4149408 You couldn't be more wrong.
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IGNORE THE PLEBIAN.
THIS IS INDEED A SECONDARY ACCOUNT.
BUT FUCK YOU.
YOU CAN GUESS ALONGSIDE EVERYONE ELSE.
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So it this a response to my question thinly disguised as a refusal to answer, or just some random guy trying to confuse me and an actual refusal? I guess I'll have to compare writing styles to find out.
4149432 CALL ME A PLEBEIAN AND THEN SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GUESSING? MOTHER FUCKER I"LL OUST YOU RIGHT NOW!
4149439 I know all of Mustard's dirty little secrets. Like how his mom's dead.
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Definitely different people, it seems. Though how I'm supposed to guess what your other account is, I have no idea. If I did nothing but look through popular authors and compare writing styles, I might crack it in a few months. Until I can get the time and energy to do that, can you at least give me a clue? I just enjoy your stories, and would like to read more of them, and I guess it's up to you if you want me to or not.
4149480 I'll give you a hint. He wears pants and writes about clop no matter what account he's on.
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IT'S RATHER FUNNY WATCHING THIS, KNOWING THAT ONLY THE INCREDIBLY LUCKY OR OVERTLY OBSESSIVE WILL GET IT.
OR THOSE WHO INSPIRED ME TO DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
OF WHICH THERE ARE, WHAT, 4?
4149535 I count 3, we haven't heard from one particular member of our group in months.
Uuuurrrr PURN URMAGHERD DA CLOPS
4150299 YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT
"The kisses weren’t enough anymore. Scootaloo needed more. She wanted to feel Trixie beneath her, to know what another pony tasted like.
She wanted to drink Trixie in, every last incredible drop of her.
“WO-AAAAHHHHN!” Trixie’s back arched hard enough to drive her hips up into Scootaloo’s open mouth."
Okay, you just lost me there. There was no transition of Scootaloo going from Trixie's mouth to her vulva. What happened there?
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The question you asked can literally be explained with the first part of what I quoted: There was just no transition when Scootaloo went from Trixie's mouth to her vulva. That's... pretty much it: The transition was skipped over.
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Even still, it threw me off there, like the direction just derailed itself from the flow.
Oh Mustard you incredible condiment you! You took a rhinestone of a pairing and turned it into a diamond of a story, and for that I thank you from the bottom of my porn loving heart
4149486 RainbowBob?
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NOT EVEN CLOSE
4151640 Eh, he wears pants and writes clop.
4151405 He wishes he was Rainbow Bob.
That was so awesome
WOW! I loved This it might be my favorite of all time!
A commendable effort. I find this tale aesthetically pleasing.
Very lovely unique story.
I didn't expect to feel while clopping. This was beautiful.
Ahh fun in the rain
Genuinly romantic, brilliant pairing and direction~
Love this! Have a like and a follow
I came for smut. I get full story. Bonus!
Amazing story, would love to see a sequel (clop or no clop) where the Mane 6 react to this pairing.
5591568 I agree with this sentiment
Reactions must be had
I dunno. That looked pretty digital to me.
Sequel
They better reconcile here or I'll cry