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Spike has a secret, he used to be a bank robber. And if you asked his opinion about it, he'd say he was a damn well good one.
However when the number one assistant lifestyle isn't cutting it for him, Spike makes a decision to pull off one more job. However with his old team scrambled and his thief skills rusty, the dragon has a lot of work to do.
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I got a little scared at the daydream fantasy, but its all good. Love this so far.
So much nope.
But go on.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You had my couriosity now you have my attention.
I always love reading stories about Spike being a secret master of something and all that... so needless to say, I enjoyed this and can't wait for more
You have my interest.
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You sir deserve an Oscar for that
Spike De Lis?
This has to be one my favourite depictions of spike ever. Keep up the good work
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Spike De Lis ? An interesting ship..
2980969Yes, yes I do.
does this story remind anyone else of the plot for gta 5?
2982148 Well it's the only ship that could happen.
2983262 Glad to see im not the only person to think of Michael when I sad dat description
If you think about it dragons would practically be immune to lung cancer. Creatures that have their bodies attuned to breathing fire wouldn't feel much harm from the smoke of cigarettes filtering through their lungs. I bet it would probably take a mountain load of cigarettes just to make them cough. Twilight's lecture about how smoking is bad for Spike is pretty lame when you keep that in mind.
2991922 well a big part of what makes smoking bad is the chemicals in the cigarettes which cause cancer. So a dragon probably wouldn't be immune to them.
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It can't be much more volatile than the complex chemical makeup of a dragon's internal biology. Imagine the various chemicals that mix and match together inside a dragon's stomach, we are talking about chemicals which ignite and turn into flame once they come into contact with the open air; which means that extremely hot, smokey chemicals are flowing through Spike's system. A cigarette by comparison can't come anywhere close to the level of smoke inhalation that a dragon's internal biology would already manifest by default.
Even more telling is that dragons can survive within lava, which can burn at temperatures up to 3000 degrees. The amount of smoke inhalation at the source of a lava pool would be instantly lethal to any mere mortal, which automatically proves that lethal levels of smoke are of no concern to a dragon.
I mean you could probably argue that the smoke carries cancer causing chemicals, but as far as I'm aware it's lethal to us humans because our biology wasn't designed to have smoke bind to our DNA. A dragon naturally has to deal with smokey internal organs all the time so I would assume their resistance to cancer causing elements in smoke would be significantly higher.
Twilight is a bad-pony. In the end, Master Spike must teach her one thing or two.
his mind would not allowing him to sleep
Remove the would and this makes more sense
Rare collection of Playcolts? Check.
Isn't he a little young for playcolt? Still, funny. Just like the letter
And the last scene with Fleur. That shudder was not from anticipation.
I'm liking where this is going.
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Ah, thanks.
Me no good with grammear
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Oh, that scene with Fleur? You're welcome
Oh I'm just kidding. Who knows where that's going? Certainly not the guy who wrote that part
*whistles*
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or maybe dragons have something called magic? I mean, we're talking a world with ponies who can raise the sun and moon with magic here.
This was hilarious!
Silver out!
This is pretty damn awesome. Spike is such a badass. Please continue!
What is Ted? A pony? Human? Dragon? And uh... Which princess?
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Oh that's just the thing. Who is Ted? Is he the embodiment of a broken society? Is he the manifestation of the fantasizes many people only think about? Is he simply a free spirit, living life to it's fullest? Who is Ted? He is.....Ted.
I love this story keep it up!
MAKE MORE!!! please =3
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It's more than just the temperature and smoke, erupting lava, even slow flowing effusive molten rock, releases toxic and poisonous gases (Sulfur compounds, carbon monoxide, and various other compounds as well as noble gases) in amounts enough to drop an LA commuter like a rock. The fact that a dragon can survive that probably says that things like tar and such won't mean diddly.
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Honestly, I read Ted's lines like Ed from Ed, Edd & Eddy, it seemed kinda fitting until, you know, the corpses showed up
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But you can't have a good psycho path without corpses!
Your story has me hooked and laughing the whole time. This Spike is one of the coolest I have seen by far lol. I want to see how this plays out with the history woman from his past. Can't wait for your next update. Keep up the great work dude
3838544 but it's cancelled